Mini 1001 - Guys, Pt. 2 [adult] Mafia (GAME OVER!)


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Mini 1001 - Guys, Pt. 2 [adult] Mafia (GAME OVER!)

Post Post #0 (isolation #0) » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:17 pm

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Guys, Pt. 2 [adult] Mafia!

Brought to you by xRECKONERx & dramonic, aka The Mods


It was a day just like any other day in "Guys, Pt. 2 [adult]". The dark depravity of the thread was only growing and growing. What began as one man's sexual awakening became nothing more than a place to discuss eating cum and prostate stimulation... and yet, the thread's former glory continued to fade away into obscurity.

Now, though, it would appear some of the participants in this disturbing thread have taken things too far. It's all fun and games... until somebody gets fucked.
Hard.
In the ass.
And that is EXACTLY what happened.

Poor little AniX - he only innocently wandered into the thread to adamantly defend his views on asexuality, and yet someone couldn't go for five fucking seconds without pinning him against the wall, hands behind his back, and just railing him past the point of no return. AniX will never shit the same again.

So now, The Mods are giving the eleven of you a chance to put an end to the horniness. AniX was the first casualty. You better hope to whatever higher power you believe in that you can band together and stop the random fucks from going too much further. One emotionally and physically raped Scummer is enough. Fuck them before they fuck you!


AniX, Not-Quite-"Bulletproof"-Enough Townie, raped pre-game



Single and Ready to Mingle (7/??):

Nobody Special
Ythill
BloodCovenent
Amished
Midnight's Sorrow
DTMaster
ZazieR
(replaced D1)
Claus
Untrod Tripod
(replaced D1)


Fucked. Hard. In the Ass. (4/??):

Mafuyu [FURRY], Mafia Commuter, lynched D1

Ythan [xRECKONERx], Lyncher, fulfilled his wincon and left the game D2

Exilon [DRAMONIC], Mafia Stalker, lynched/raped D2
TheButtonmen
InflatablePie
(replaced D1) [DTMASTER], Mafia Traitor, endgamed N2


Fucked by The Mods:
Last edited by The Mods on Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:53 pm, edited 6 times in total.
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Post Post #1 (isolation #1) » Tue Jun 29, 2010 3:18 pm

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General Rules

Modified, but stolen from Vi with... its... permission. (And now I notice I still don't know what Vi's gender)

1)
Starting and Ending States:
All roles that can communicate at Night may do during pregame. The game will end when one faction has fulfilled its win condition, unless otherwise specified.
2)
Day Procedures:
Each player may discuss the game and cast a single vote at a time against people they want to lynch. Day ends when either the deadline hits or a strict majority of the votes are on one person.
3)
Voting:
Votes should be in
bold
in order for them to count, for instance:
Vote: Bob Dylan
. If you wish to vote for a different player, you
don't
need to unvote. As long as I can tell who you're voting for, I don't care if you abbreviate someone's name when you vote them.
4)
No Lynch:
As an alternative to voting for someone, you may
Vote: No Lynch
, but for it to take effect, enough players must vote No Lynch that it would be impossible to form any other majority.
5)
Deadlines:
Deadline will be 2 weeks.
6)
Mass Inactivity:
In an act of pure villainy, I may shorten the deadline if I deem the activity level is unsatisfactory. You will be warned if I want you fellows to pick up the pace.
7)
Deadline Lynches:
If no single player has enough votes for a lynch at the deadline, the result is
No Lynch
and the game proceeds to Night. Deadlines are there for a reason.

8)
Twilight:
After someone receives the majority vote, everyone may still discuss the game, but votes and unvotes will not be considered - the person voted for by the majority will be lynched regardless. Twilight will last until I waltz in and post a death scene (which can be quite short, but never really long)

9)
Night Length and Procedures:
The topic will be locked at Night. If your Role PM specifies that you have a Night Action, you may follow the instructions on that PM to use it. Barring extenuating circumstances, Nights will not last longer than three RL days.
10)
Night Action Resubmission:
If you have to PM a choice to The Mods (i.e. the name of someone you want to kill/protect/investigate), you may change your choice at any time during the Night by sending The Mods another PM with the new choice. The most recent choice will be honored.
11)
Role Overlap Policy:
In the event of overlapping and/or contradictory Night Actions (i.e. a mutual roleblock), priority is given to whoever PMs The Mods with the action first. However, if two kills are submitted on the same target, the most damaging death will be the one displayed (You can slit someone's throat first, but if he got blown to smithereens no one will care about his throat...)

12)
Bolding Stuff:
Bolding something is how you get The Mods to notice it. It's that simple.
13)
Mod Color:
If The Mods needs to edit your post, it will be done in
green,
bolded. Don't impersonate me.
14)
Activity, Prods, and Replacements:
You will be prodded if two days have passed since your last post. You will be replaced if you do not post after another two days, or if you need to be prodded three times throughout the game. If you know ahead of time that you will not be able to participate for at least 48 hours, go ahead and announce it in-thread so nobody (such as
The Mods
) thinks you're lurking. I reserve the right to blacklist flakers or people who maliciously replace out.
15)
"Last Words" for replacements:
If you request replacement, you may PM me a message that you would like to have passed on to the person who replaces you.
16)
"Bah!" Posts:
If your player slot is killed off, it's probably because people don't want you around. Unless your role specifically states you can keep talking/voting/playing parcheesi with me, you are allowed one informationless "bah" post and then scram til endgame. Special mechanics can of course overlap
17)
Outside Discussion:
Don't discuss this game outside of this thread with anyone unless your Role PM lets you do otherwise.
18)
Post Edition:
Editing or deleting posts is not allowed (and usually not possible). Doublepost with your changes instead.
19)
Mod and PM quoting:
For role PMs, If you quote it, you will be modkilled. You can send me the reformulation (I'm pretty loose with reformulation) and I will tell you if posting it is allowed or if it needs further modifications. If you quote a PM from me, you will be terminated (barring questions about rules or something).
20)
Modkills:
Breaking any of the above three rules (or flagrantly violating Rule 16) will result in you getting modkilled. Modkills can be retroactive. If a living player breaks any of these rules, the day may or may not end, depending on what would disadvantage that player's faction the most. A dead player breaking any of these rules will result in someone from the same faction getting modkilled. In addition, getting modkilled results in an instant loss for that player, along with my general hatred. In short, follow the rules.
21)
Small/Invisible text:
You may use smaller text if it amuses you, as long as it's not meant to bypass a rule (hint: if it's size 0, it's too small)

22)
Win Mentality:
Play to win.
23)
Policy:
Have fun. Or else. And remember, it's a game - keep it classy and don't take things personally; everyone's doing what they have to to win.
24)
Setup Design:
You can
try
to outguess The Mods, but it's probably pointless. Also, this game
might
have one or two whacky/bastard mechanics. That remains to be seen.
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Post Post #2 (isolation #2) » Wed Jun 30, 2010 7:17 am

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It is now Day 1! Let the wild gay orgy begin!

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Post Post #15 (isolation #3) » Wed Jun 30, 2010 9:36 am

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Reck: Well, let's define gay sex.
VPB: You contacting another man's penis in any way with the intent of delivering pleasure.

VOTE COUNT NUMERO UNO

Ythill (1): Exilon
Exilon (3): Midnight's Sorrow, InflatablePenis, Nobody Special
BloodCovenent (1): Untrod Tripod
Nobody Special (2): Ythill, Amished

Nonvoters (4): Ythan, BloodCovenent, ZazieR, Mafuyu
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Post Post #113 (isolation #4) » Wed Jun 30, 2010 6:46 pm

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shaft.ed: I think Reck got tied to a bed and someone sat on his face. But he can't be sure it was a girl because he was blindolded and the face sitter tasted a lot like guy dookie.

VOTE COUNT II

Ythill (1): Exilon
Amished (1): Mafuyu
ZazieR (3): Midnight's Sorrow, Ythill, Amished
Nobody Special (1): Ythan
Mafuyu (1): InflatablePenis

Nonvoters (4): BloodCovenent, ZazieR, Nobody Special, Untrod Tripod

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is either the 15th or the 22nd, but you'll be warned beforehand
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Post Post #190 (isolation #5) » Thu Jul 01, 2010 10:21 pm

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elvis_knits: The picture I am getting is that Reckoner has a friend that he calls at 3am when he's drunk and needs a ride home, but the deal is that he has to let the guy blow him.

VOTE COUNT III

Ythill (1): Exilon
ZazieR (1): Amished
Nobody Special (1): Ythan
Mafuyu (2): InflatablePenis, Ythill
BloodCovenant (1): Mafuyu
Unpod Tripod (1): Midnight's Sorrow

Nonvoters (4): BloodCovenent, ZazieR, Nobody Special, Untrod Tripod

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Probes could be given tomorrow!

Deadline is either the 15th or the 22nd, but you'll be warned beforehand
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Post Post #199 (isolation #6) » Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:38 am

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bump for vc
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Post Post #201 (isolation #7) » Fri Jul 02, 2010 5:44 am

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shaft.ed: Blowjobs and bacon make the world a better place.

VOTE COUNT "FOORRREEEE!"

Nobody Special (1): Ythan
Mafuyu (2): InflatablePenis, Ythill
BloodCovenant (1): Mafuyu
Unpod Tripod (1): Midnight's Sorrow
The Mods (1): Exilon
InflatablePenis (2): Amished, BloodCovenent

Nonvoters (3): ZazieR, Nobody Special, Untrod Tripod

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Probes could be given tomorrow!

Deadline is either the 15th or the 22nd, but you'll be warned beforehand
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Post Post #259 (isolation #8) » Sat Jul 03, 2010 5:13 am

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Ythill: What? My chick-with-a-dick post wasn't fun? I'm going to have to start eating poo or something just to impress you people.

VOTE COUNT THE FIFTH

BloodCovenant (1): Mafuyu
InflatablePenis (2): Amished, BloodCovenent
ZazieR (1): Midnight's Sorrow
Exilon (2): Ythan, Ythill

Nonvoters (5): ZazieR, Nobody Special, Untrod Tripod, Exilon, InflatablePenis

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is either the 15th or the 22nd, but you'll be warned beforehand
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Post Post #279 (isolation #9) » Sat Jul 03, 2010 6:52 pm

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dramonic: About that, buttsex is a no-no if you suffer from a diarrhea, flu or gastro at the moment.

VOTE COUNT 6...6...6... ZOMG APOCALYPSE

BloodCovenant (1): Mafuyu
InflatablePenis (2): Amished, BloodCovenent
ZazieR (1): Midnight's Sorrow
Exilon (3): Ythan, Ythill, InflatablePenis
Ythill (1): Exilon

Nonvoters (3): ZazieR, Nobody Special, Untrod Tripod

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is either the 15th or the 22nd, but you'll be warned beforehand.

ZazieR is being prodded. If he hasn't responded by tomorrow night, he'll be replaced.
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Post Post #286 (isolation #10) » Sun Jul 04, 2010 7:02 am

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Welp, Zazie picked up my prod but didn't respond, so... fuck it. Replacing him now. Standby for a new-cummer.
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Post Post #292 (isolation #11) » Sun Jul 04, 2010 12:22 pm

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DTMaster replaces ZazieR.
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Post Post #301 (isolation #12) » Sun Jul 04, 2010 4:09 pm

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Reckoner: So, this is the guy I'm hooking up with tomorrow. Should I go with it?
Dram: Take him now and there!

VOTE COUNT 7! Lucky Number Might Get You Some!

BloodCovenant (1): Mafuyu
InflatablePenis (1): Amished
Exilon (2): Ythan, InflatablePenis
Ythill (1): Exilon
Amished (4): Ythill, BloodCovenant, Nobody Special, Midnight Sorrow

Nonvoters (2): DTMaster, Untrod Tripod

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is either the 15th or the 22nd, but you'll be warned beforehand.

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Post Post #333 (isolation #13) » Tue Jul 06, 2010 4:45 am

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Cliquey: On another forum I visit a man has decided to look at the effects of Pineapple on his semen. So far he has tasted no difference, about 5 days in. It a constant 4/10 rating. Dram, reck, I dare say this is your realm of expertise.

VOTE COUNT NUMBER EIGHT-IS-MATE

BloodCovenant (1): Mafuyu
InflatablePenis (1): Amished
Exilon (2): Ythan, InflatablePenis
Amished (3): Ythill, BloodCovenant, Midnight's Sorrow
Midnight's Sorrow (1): Exilon

Nonvoters (2): DTMaster, Untrod Tripod, Nobody Special

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is the 22nd at 3:00PM EST.

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Post Post #376 (isolation #14) » Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:20 am

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dramonic: So I discovered today that even with lube and condom and all the stuff you can end up making an ass bleed.

VOTE COUNT (6)9

BloodCovenant (2): Mafuyu, DTMaster
InflatablePenis (1): Amished
Exilon (2): Ythan, InflatablePenis
Amished (1): BloodCovenant
Midnight's Sorrow (1): Exilon
DTMaster (1): Midnight's Sorrow
Mafuyu (1): Ythill

Nonvoters (2): Untrod Tripod, Nobody Special

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is the 22nd at 3:00PM EST.

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Post Post #427 (isolation #15) » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:38 am

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Nightson: Well this thread has finally managed to disturb me.

VOTE COUNT X

BloodCovenant (2): Mafuyu, Amished
Exilon (2): Ythan,
InflatablePenis

Amished (2): BloodCovenant, DTMaster
Midnight's Sorrow (1): Exilon
Mafuyu (3): Ythill, Midnight's Sorrow, Nobody Special

Nonvoters (1): Untrod Tripod

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is the 22nd at 3:00PM EST.

InflatablePie has requested replacement. *grumble*
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Post Post #429 (isolation #16) » Fri Jul 09, 2010 6:48 am

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TheButtonmen replaces InflatablePie.
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Post Post #551 (isolation #17) » Sat Jul 10, 2010 6:45 am

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Cliquey: Gay sex makes you angry. I have empirical proof.

VOTE COUNT X

BloodCovenant (1): Amished
Exilon (1): Ythan
Amished (1): DTMaster
Midnight's Sorrow (3): Exilon, Nobody Special, TheButtonmen

Nonvoters (5): Untrod Tripod, Mafuyu, Midnight's Sorrow, Ythill, BloodCovenent

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is the 22nd at 3:00PM EST.

Prodding DTM and UT.
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Post Post #657 (isolation #18) » Mon Jul 12, 2010 1:33 pm

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Reck: ...I just got an erection reading that.
Ythill: Your erection can read? Amazing.
Cayke: Reck is easy.

VOTE COUNT !!

Amished (1): DTMaster
Midnight's Sorrow (4): Exilon, Nobody Special, TheButtonmen, Ythan
Mafuyu (2): Ythill, Amished
TheButtonmen (1): Midnight's Sorrow

Nonvoters (3): Untrod Tripod, Mafuyu, BloodCovenent

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is the 22nd at 3:00PM EST.

BloodCovenent & Untrod Tripod have requested replacement. Claus has offered to replace in. Trying to convince one of BC or UT to stay so I don't have another headache on my hands.
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Post Post #689 (isolation #19) » Tue Jul 13, 2010 12:23 pm

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shaft.ed: did he enjoy your "sour cream"
if you know what I'm talking about

DTMaster: I kind of want nachos now.

VOTE COUNT TWELVE

Amished (1): DTMaster
Midnight's Sorrow (2): Exilon, Ythan
Mafuyu (5): Ythill, Amished, Midnight's Sorrow, Nobody Special, TheButtonmen

Nonvoters (3): Untrod Tripod, Mafuyu, BloodCovenent

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Deadline is the 22nd at 3:00PM EST.

Still waiting to hear from BC & UT.
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Post Post #711 (isolation #20) » Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:35 am

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LYNCH COUNT!

Amished (1): DTMaster
Midnight's Sorrow (2): Exilon, Ythan
Mafuyu (6): Ythill, Amished, Midnight's Sorrow, Nobody Special, TheButtonmen, BloodCovenent


Nonvoters (2): Untrod Tripod, Mafuyu

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Claus replaces Untrod Tripod. Mod scene forthcoming.
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Post Post #712 (isolation #21) » Wed Jul 14, 2010 5:35 am

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The arguments raged on and on. That bastard Mafuyu was being mighty shifty. People bounced ideas back and forth. "But guys, all I wanna do is survive this orgy!" he shouted in his defense.

For awhile, you all believed the poor bastard. Maybe he didn't care about stopping the nightly rapes, but at least he wanted to stay alive, right?

WRONG.


The whole lot of you start chatting up the idea of killing this son of a bitch. How selfish of him to only want to survive and not give a rat's ass about the rest of you! These are your ASSHOLES on the line for crying out loud! Eventually, it is decided that you will all lynch him. (Luckily, he's not into that sort of thing.) In fact, you're so excited about lynching him, you almost don't notice the little bastard sneaking up in his fur suit with a raging boner, about to rape an unsuspecting victim.

Good thing you put a stop to that shit.


Mafuyu [FURRY], Mafia Commuter, lynched D1


It is now Night 1. Deadline is 48 hours from this post.
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Post Post #713 (isolation #22) » Thu Jul 15, 2010 8:15 am

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A new day dawns and you all awake to hear the pained sobbing of... wait, what? That's weird. NOBODY is crying. Hooray! Everyone's assholes are safe for another day!

Time to get out the dildos and other assorted sex toys and let the rapist witch hunt begin again!


It is now Day 2. With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch. Deadline is July 30th at noon EST.
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Post Post #729 (isolation #23) » Thu Jul 15, 2010 9:58 am

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Reck: I never said I could drive straight.
Ythill: You're bi, dammit.

SUPER FANTASTIC VOTE COUNT V2.1!

Exilon (4): Ythill, TheButtonmen, Ythan, Nobody Special
Amished (1): Exilon

Non-voters (5): BloodCovenent, Amished, Midnight's Sorrow, DTMaster, Claus

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

PS BUTTONMEN CLAUS REPLACED UNTROD TRIPOD IN CASE READING ISN'T YOUR STRONG SUIT
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Post Post #760 (isolation #24) » Fri Jul 16, 2010 5:11 am

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Claus wrote:However, I do find it interesting that "The Mods" is a valid lynch target.
MODS: Is "the mods" a valid target for a lynch (not a "no-lynch"), or was that votecount a joke?
That votecount was super-duper-serial. SUPER. DUPER. SERIAL.
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Post Post #815 (isolation #25) » Sun Jul 18, 2010 7:27 am

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Ythill: Earning your title again, huh? I think that's still my favorite part about this thread. Reck is on the verge of begining a sexual exploit, and he pauses to post in GD, and then he still gets laid.

SUPER FANTASTIC VOTE COUNT V2.2!

Exilon (3): Ythill, Ythan, Nobody Special
Amished (1): Exilon
DTMaster (1): Midnight's Sorrow

Non-voters (5): BloodCovenent, Amished, DTMaster, Claus, TheButtonmen

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.
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Post Post #888 (isolation #26) » Mon Jul 19, 2010 3:50 am

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Nobody Special: I'd like to know how that's any different than knowing exi stuck three fingers up his ass. Serious question.

THE 'MODS ARE HORNY' VOTE COUNT V2.3!

Exilon (4): Ythan, Nobody Special, Claus, BloodCovenent
Amished (1): Exilon

Non-voters (5): Amished, DTMaster, TheButtonmen, Midnight's Sorrow, Ythill,

With ?? alive, it takes 6 to lynch.

Ythill wrote:actions are resolved in the order received
False.
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Post Post #910 (isolation #27) » Mon Jul 19, 2010 12:47 pm

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Link to original game.

Exilon was shaft.ed, a jesterbomb who cummed all over everyone at the end of D1 to win the game. Fucking hilarious read.
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Post Post #967 (isolation #28) » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:31 pm

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And so the whole lot of you decide that Exilon would be the next one to be lynched. "He simply MUST be the killer," you all agree. Ythan pipes up with a snicker. "Yeah, totally," he says with a sly smile.

Exilon is roped up and ready for the noose, when suddenly Ythan steps up. "No... really... let
me
," he says, a hint of sinister nature in his tone. He steps up... but instead of lynching Exilon, he rips Exilon's pants off and penetrates him. Exilon screams out in pain as Ythan continues the depraved act. "OH YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BITCH!" he loudly declares.

It is at this moment that you all realize they are not who they've said they are. Ythan finishes with a triumphant yelp as Exilon goes completely limp, slumping to the floor. Ythan stalks over him with a grin on his face. "Oh god... I don't know about you... but that was completely satisfying on my end." He grins as Exilon simply passes out. Ythan looks at the rest of you with a glimmer in his eye. "I'm out, bitches."

And, with that, Ythan completes his long-term goal of fucking Exilon's brains out and leaves the game.


Ythan [xRECKONERx], Lyncher, fulfilled his wincon and left the game D2


Exilon [DRAMONIC], Mafia Stalker, lynched/raped D2


It is now Night 2. Due to popular demand, deadline has been shortened to 24 hours from this post. Get to it, phagz.
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Post Post #968 (isolation #29) » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:52 pm

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In the middle of the night, Ythill sneaks up and capture TheButtonmen. He laughs wildly as TheButtonmen struggles against him, but Ythill just laughs as his creepy bearish form drags TheButtonmen into his dungeon. He straps on the leather and ties a ball-and-gag around TheButtonmen's mouth. "Not gonna be rapin' anyone TONIGHT, now, are you?" Ythill cackles.

The Buttonmen responds, "Mnnh mmnhhhhiiin mnhhn."

Ythill raises and eyebrow. "Oh, right. The ball and gag," he says as he unties it. "Speak, whore."

TheButtonmen drools a bit and looks up at his BDSM captor. "I haven't raped anyone! I... I CAN'T rape anyone!" He pleads.

Ythill is intrigued. "Oh really?" He says. Curious, Ythill unties TheButtonmen from his torturous device and sets him free. "Well, if you insist..."

TheButtonmen, now free, clubs Ythill over the head and bends him over. "NOW YOU WILL EXPERIENCE MY WRATH!" He bellow. He tries to get it up to fuck Ythill... but... for some reason... he can't. He keeps trying, and yet... he just
can't
get it up!

Ythill cackles in the background. "What's the matter, Button?" As if on cue, the rest of the group emerges from the dark murkiness of Ythill's dungeon and surrounds TheButtonmen. There he is, caught, with his pants down.
Literally.


"Wait... guys! This isn't what you think it is!"

Before he even has time to plea for his life, all of you surround him and murder the fuck out of him.


TheButtonmen [DTMASTER], Mafia Traitor, endgamed N2


THE TOWN (Nobody Special, Ythill, BloodCovenent, Amished, Midnight's Sorrow, DTMaster, and Claus) and THE LYNCHER (Ythan) have won the game!


Endgame nonsense incoming!
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Post Post #970 (isolation #30) » Mon Jul 19, 2010 5:54 pm

Post by The Mods »

The Mods wrote:
Guys, I'm about to make a really off-color sexual decision...


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
Ythan
. You are
xRECKONERx
. You initiated what will probably be immortalized as THE GD topic of 2010. Now that you've come out (or got forced out by dram and furry) of the closet, you're pretty open about talking about the wonders of homosexual intercourse. Except getting it up there. That hurts.
Anyways, through your "evolution", you've hit on several guys in the thread. Last thing we heard, you wanted to blow Exilon, but apparently now you've got the hots for dramonic's cute little ass. Dram remains blissfully unaware (or maybe he's just playing ignorant to tease you), but one way or another, you're gonna make sure he gets fucked
real good
!

You are a
Lyncher
You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

"Goal"-oriented
- You want to get inside of Dram (Exilon). Like, really really want to. As such, your goal in this game is to make sure he gets fucked (aka is lynched). Once he's filled with your seed, you'll leave the game.

Active Abilities:

None


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Lyncher):
You win when Dram (XXX) gets fucked, as long as you are on the wagon.

Please confirm via return PM.
The Mods wrote:
blowjob? JO? Analingus? 69? Bondage?


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
Exilon
. You are
dramonic
. You are a productive member in what could be considered the creepiest GD topic in history. If Reck ever was in the closet, your behaviour with him was the equivalent of setting fire to set closet. No wonder people think you're weird.
Anyways you are, as far as the mods can tell, the gay whore of MS. But come on, it's not like it wasn't safe, and it's not like you've been flinging your sexuality around. Well, maybe a little, but sex-talk is totally awesome, wouldn't you agree? It's Guys Pt. 2 anyways, for christ's sake, people should open up to casual sex!

You are a
Mafia Stalker
You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Sex it up!
- You are part of the mafia with Furry (Mafuyu). You also know that somewhere, DTM is hiding and hopes to join the two of you.

Active Abilities:

Raging Boner
- Damn you're horny! Every night, one of you can fuck (kill) someone. Trying to get it on with DTM will result in such pleasure he'll stay alive and join you!
Hardcore Creepin'
- Each night, you may harass someone about opening up to you about their sex life. In doing so you will discover who they messed with or messed with them during the night.

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Mafia):
You win when you can pretty much fuck anyone if you so please (if you gain majority or nothing can prevent it).

Please confirm via return PM.
The Mods wrote:
Go fur it, experimenting is tech


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
Mafuyu
. You are
Furry
. You are a fairly present member in the topic that probably is the closest GD has seen to a gay orgy. As your name implies, your field of expertise is that of the little animal fetishes and stuff in that vein. The Mods find that a bit odd, but who cares what they think.
Anyways, you tried a few times to make the Guys Pt. 2 thread a discussion of fetishes and gave some "sex ed" in that direction. Unfortunately for you, that never worked so well, so instead you pressed your best fursuit and jumped into the gay hell! You won't be coming out without having gotten proper satisfaction from everyone in there either!

You are a
Mafia Commuter
You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Sex it up!
- You are part of the mafia with Dram (Exilon). You also know that somewhere, DTM is hiding and hopes to join the two of you.

Active Abilities:

Raging Boner
- Damn you're horny! Every night, one of you can fuck (kill) someone. Trying to get it on with DTM will result in such pleasure he'll stay alive and join you!
Carpet look-alike
- Every other night, you may put on your fursuit and squash yourself on the floor. With any chance, people will mistake you for some kind of penthouse carpet or something.

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Mafia):
You win when you can pretty much fuck anyone if you so please (if you gain majority or nothing can prevent it).

Please confirm via return PM.


The Mods wrote:
Girls are crazy Reck. This little reminder is just the universe trying to turn you gay.


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
Amished
. You are
Ythill
. There's really nothing gay about you, except maybe that time you were with the shemale. Or that time you tag-teamed your wife, or that other time when...
No, seriously, While you claim you're straight as a rail (and who are we, The Mods, to question that?), you regularly enjoy dispensing a plethora of sexual knowledge for the gays, straights, and bisexuals alike in the thread. Some people might even look up to you as a sex-mentor of sorts...

You are a
1-shot masonizer-cop
. You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

None


Active Abilities:

Master's Techniques
- Once during the game, you may choose someone who will make your legacy live on should you die. That is, you make someone your mason buddy. However, you can only take someone who is willing to learn your ways as your student. If all they want to do is fuck you or they have ulterior motives (aka are not town), you'll know right away.


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):
You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.
The Mods wrote:
I may be a slut, but I'm honestly harmless.


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
Ythill
. You are
Nobody Special
. You're a frequenter of the most epic thread in General Discussion history... and you're also the oldest. And you're also apparently the kinkiest, given your fetishism for sex toys and the like.
All in all, you are a little bit creepy, but probably a little bit useful too. In fact, The Mods think that your fetishism could be put to good use in this situation. Just don't overdo it, the point is not to make your fellow townies snap.

You are a
Jailkeeper
. You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

None


Active Abilities:

BDSM!
- Each night, you may PM The Mods the name of a living player. You will lure that person into your Old Dude trap and tie them up in your dungeon for the night. They'll be protected from harm (barring the whole concept of BDSM), but also won't be able to use abilities.


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):
You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.
The Mods wrote:
I swear, I'm about *this* close to switching teams permanently.


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
Kise
. You are
Cybele
. Despite being pretty damn hot (so sayeth The Mods), you're also very shy and nervous and tend not to speak up a lot in the thread. It's fine though, you're still loved anyway. Tee hee, "loved".
So anyways, it might be possible that if you weren't so timid you'd be able to be more than a victim and spectator in this whole very sexy mess, but alas you don't have any special abilities...

You are a
Townie
You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

None


Active Abilities:

None


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):
You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.
The Mods wrote:
This is totally going in the Guys Pt. 2 Thread!


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
Dramonic & Reck
. You are
The Mods
. Being a combination of Dram and Reck, you are obviously a redifinition of all words resembling creepy. It's a bit hard to explain how you'd self bang and all (confusing, but we get the point), but after all what is a good game without the mod affecting it?
Since you are half Dram and half Reck, you are both lyncher and lynchee (since you guys wanna fuck each other) in a single individual. Normally, that would sound more like a jester, but jesters suck, so we'll flip the table and make you a survivor instead! A very special survivor, might we add...

You are a
Voteless Survivor Reflexive Voteblocker
You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Let Me Mod, Dammit
- You really don't care who wins, you just wanna be able to mod your game. You win with either side, as long as you're alive.
Abstinence?
- You are not planning to fuck anyone, therefore you do not possess a vote and are not counted in vote thresolds.
... Screw Abstinence!
- If anyone uses an active ability on you, you'll basically burst with orgasmic goodness (put together, the two of you are THAT horny) and kill their lust the next day (make them voteless) due to, you know, being covered in jizz. If you get wagoned, hot damn they better watch out on that wagon!

Active Abilities:

None


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Survivor):
You win if you don't get fucked before endgame!

Please confirm via return PM.
The Mods wrote:
Suck his cock. He'll figure out you're bi pretty quickly.


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
Midnight's Sorrow
. You are
Oman
. You've been perusing this messy gay orgy of a thread since nearly the beginning, and somehow, you've resisted the unbelievably flaming tendencies in the thread and stayed on the "straight" and narrow. Congratulations! You're part of the 100% straight male population of MafiaScum, which seems to be a dwindling minority.
However, you've also been a bit lacking in the crazy/outrageous stories department. The Mods are less-than-entertained by your boring normality, so guess what? You get no special powers. Fucking deal with it.

You are a
Townie
You have the following abilities:

Active Abilities:

None


Active Abilities:

None


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):
You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.
The Mods wrote:
I started reading this thread because I was bored, and Nikanor said it had some epic posts. I think I came out a different person ever so slightly from reading it.


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
InflatablePie
. You are
DTMaster
. As a casual observer in the Guys, Pt. 2 thread, you've been slow to admit your desire to participate in some of the juicy gayness displayed in the thread. You're not a whore in any way, shape, or form. You're just content to sit by and grab your popcorn and have a front row seat to the gay orgy.
Despite your lack of participation thus far, you definitely
would
go at it if given the right opportunity. So, while you may appear all normal and innocent on the surface... deep down, there resides a horny beast. Don't worry, you don't have to hide it. The Mods know how to hook you up.

You are a
Traitor
You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Take Me Here And Now!
- Ah, Dram or Furry... If only they'd come to you, for sure you could prove your "worth" to them (and come out of the closet too!). If either tries to NK you, you will become part of the mafia with them. Your abilities will then be updated.

Active Abilities:

None


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Mafia):
You win when you can pretty much fuck anyone if you so please (if you gain majority or nothing can prevent it).

Please confirm via return PM.
The Mods wrote:
This thread is gayer every time I come in.


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
ZazieR
. You are
Ythan
. Possible Cyberbob alt or not, you've been fairly comfortable being one of the major players in the Guys, Pt. 2 thread. You're trying to oust shaft.ed as the king of one-liners, though you're not doing
nearly
as good of a job and have gotten pretty lazy recently.
Other than making gay jokes, though, you don't really do much to fuel the
flaming
fire of the thread. Also, The Mods find it very boring and droll that you have a girlfriend. If you were single, we'd probably be hearing more borderline-faggy stories. Alas...

You are a
Townie
You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

None


Active Abilities:

None


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):
You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.
The Mods wrote:
Meh, anal just needs the right amount of lube and the proper angle.


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
Nobody Special
. You are
shaft.ed
. Until recently, The Mods thought you were black. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-avatar. Nobody knows exactly why you, a self-proclaimed heterosexual, have decided to participate so heavily in Guys, Pt. 2... but it wouldn't be the same thread without you. You're able to dispense quite a bit of wit and sex-related information, but you do it with style and grace.
And your particular form of style and grace? Why, biting, sardonic one-liners, of course. You keep the thread interesting, and for that, we salute you!

You are a
Post-Restricted Bulletproof Townie
. You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Balls of Steel
- Due to your rampant heterosexuality, anyone who attempts to fuck (kill) you at night will be turned away.
Short and Sweet
- Obviously we're referring to your posting style... yeah... you can't post more than one sentence per post, and you can't double post. Break this rule, and we'll break your balls - no more bulletproofness for you.

Active Abilities:

None


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):
You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.
The Mods wrote:
If he hit on you, then that's all the consent you need.


Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,
Untrod Tripod
. You are
Exilon
. You're a late-cummer to the thread, but you've attempted to jump into the flow quite nicely. The Mods have learned quite a bit about your gay sex life (or lack thereof) since your arrival to the thread. You're also a self-proclaimed size queen... but then again... how would you know what you like?
In any case, your inexperience has lead to you just being a regular old gay. No kinky experiences or special powers for you! Now, get back to the showers to spy on your underage friend.

You are a
Townie
You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

None


Active Abilities:

None


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):
You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.

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