Mini 1001 - Guys, Pt. 2 [adult] Mafia (GAME OVER!)

[Midnight's Sorrow]

I'm not a lyncher... I'm the HAMMA!!!

[Exilon]

that was seriously unfunny.
By the way,

Vote: THE MODS

[Ythan]

Thanks MS I appreciate you hammering my lynchee.

[Exilon]

..Ythan was a lyncher?
YTHAN WAS FUCKING RECK
DUH
BASTARD MODS

[Ythan]

I love that claiming notreck enabled me to both incriminate my lynchee and avoid coming out as his lyncher.

[Exilon]

YOU GUYS ARE AWFUL
AWFUL I SAY
Oh wait I already claimed scum. dam. No more suspense for people.

[Ythan]

Also thanks Ythill for freeing me from having to push Ex's lynch myself. I was sure he'd claim lyncher and get you killed for going after him. In fact I claimed notreck because I was sure Ex was lying to draw out his lyncher.

[Ythill]

Well as long as it doesn't end the game, I'm glad I could help. Congratulations.

[Ythan]

Thanks, but aren't you regretting coming out as an SK?

[Midnight's Sorrow]

Okay. Your lot in life in this game was to get Dram role lynched ythan?

[Ythan]

Reck wants to fuck Dram apparently.

[Midnight's Sorrow]

Oh wow...

[Ythan]

Damn it Reck I just saw you online.

[Ythill]

I'm not a SK. That was Exi's desperate lie. Read what I said more carefully.

Tonight TBM-scum will not be able to kill. Tomorrow we will lynch him. Then the game will actually be over.

[Ythan]

oic

Go town then.

[Nobody Special]

Reck wants to fuck Dram apparently.

You haven't been paying attention in the Guys thread, have you?

[Ythan]

Sure haven't.

[The Mods]

And so the whole lot of you decide that Exilon would be the next one to be lynched. "He simply MUST be the killer," you all agree. Ythan pipes up with a snicker. "Yeah, totally," he says with a sly smile.

Exilon is roped up and ready for the noose, when suddenly Ythan steps up. "No... really... let

me

," he says, a hint of sinister nature in his tone. He steps up... but instead of lynching Exilon, he rips Exilon's pants off and penetrates him. Exilon screams out in pain as Ythan continues the depraved act. "OH YEAH! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, BITCH!" he loudly declares.

It is at this moment that you all realize they are not who they've said they are. Ythan finishes with a triumphant yelp as Exilon goes completely limp, slumping to the floor. Ythan stalks over him with a grin on his face. "Oh god... I don't know about you... but that was completely satisfying on my end." He grins as Exilon simply passes out. Ythan looks at the rest of you with a glimmer in his eye. "I'm out, bitches."

And, with that, Ythan completes his long-term goal of fucking Exilon's brains out and leaves the game.

Ythan [xRECKONERx], Lyncher, fulfilled his wincon and left the game D2

Exilon [DRAMONIC], Mafia Stalker, lynched/raped D2

It is now Night 2. Due to popular demand, deadline has been shortened to 24 hours from this post. Get to it, phagz.

[The Mods]

In the middle of the night, Ythill sneaks up and capture TheButtonmen. He laughs wildly as TheButtonmen struggles against him, but Ythill just laughs as his creepy bearish form drags TheButtonmen into his dungeon. He straps on the leather and ties a ball-and-gag around TheButtonmen's mouth. "Not gonna be rapin' anyone TONIGHT, now, are you?" Ythill cackles.

The Buttonmen responds, "Mnnh mmnhhhhiiin mnhhn."

Ythill raises and eyebrow. "Oh, right. The ball and gag," he says as he unties it. "Speak, whore."

TheButtonmen drools a bit and looks up at his BDSM captor. "I haven't raped anyone! I... I CAN'T rape anyone!" He pleads.

Ythill is intrigued. "Oh really?" He says. Curious, Ythill unties TheButtonmen from his torturous device and sets him free. "Well, if you insist..."

TheButtonmen, now free, clubs Ythill over the head and bends him over. "NOW YOU WILL EXPERIENCE MY WRATH!" He bellow. He tries to get it up to fuck Ythill... but... for some reason... he can't. He keeps trying, and yet... he just

can't

get it up!

Ythill cackles in the background. "What's the matter, Button?" As if on cue, the rest of the group emerges from the dark murkiness of Ythill's dungeon and surrounds TheButtonmen. There he is, caught, with his pants down.

Literally.

"Wait... guys! This isn't what you think it is!"

Before he even has time to plea for his life, all of you surround him and murder the fuck out of him.

TheButtonmen [DTMASTER], Mafia Traitor, endgamed N2

THE TOWN (Nobody Special, Ythill, BloodCovenent, Amished, Midnight's Sorrow, DTMaster, and Claus) and THE LYNCHER (Ythan) have won the game!

Endgame nonsense incoming!

[Ythan]

woo

[The Mods]

Guys, I'm about to make a really off-color sexual decision...

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

Ythan

. You are

xRECKONERx

. You initiated what will probably be immortalized as THE GD topic of 2010. Now that you've come out (or got forced out by dram and furry) of the closet, you're pretty open about talking about the wonders of homosexual intercourse. Except getting it up there. That hurts.
Anyways, through your "evolution", you've hit on several guys in the thread. Last thing we heard, you wanted to blow Exilon, but apparently now you've got the hots for dramonic's cute little ass. Dram remains blissfully unaware (or maybe he's just playing ignorant to tease you), but one way or another, you're gonna make sure he gets fucked

real good

!

You are a

Lyncher

You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

"Goal"-oriented

- You want to get inside of Dram (Exilon). Like, really really want to. As such, your goal in this game is to make sure he gets fucked (aka is lynched). Once he's filled with your seed, you'll leave the game.

Active Abilities:

None

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Lyncher):

You win when Dram (XXX) gets fucked, as long as you are on the wagon.

Please confirm via return PM.

blowjob? JO? Analingus? 69? Bondage?

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

Exilon

. You are

dramonic

. You are a productive member in what could be considered the creepiest GD topic in history. If Reck ever was in the closet, your behaviour with him was the equivalent of setting fire to set closet. No wonder people think you're weird.
Anyways you are, as far as the mods can tell, the gay whore of MS. But come on, it's not like it wasn't safe, and it's not like you've been flinging your sexuality around. Well, maybe a little, but sex-talk is totally awesome, wouldn't you agree? It's Guys Pt. 2 anyways, for christ's sake, people should open up to casual sex!

You are a

Mafia Stalker

You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Sex it up!

- You are part of the mafia with Furry (Mafuyu). You also know that somewhere, DTM is hiding and hopes to join the two of you.

Active Abilities:

Raging Boner

- Damn you're horny! Every night, one of you can fuck (kill) someone. Trying to get it on with DTM will result in such pleasure he'll stay alive and join you!

Hardcore Creepin'

- Each night, you may harass someone about opening up to you about their sex life. In doing so you will discover who they messed with or messed with them during the night.

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Mafia):

You win when you can pretty much fuck anyone if you so please (if you gain majority or nothing can prevent it).

Please confirm via return PM.

Go fur it, experimenting is tech

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

Mafuyu

. You are

Furry

. You are a fairly present member in the topic that probably is the closest GD has seen to a gay orgy. As your name implies, your field of expertise is that of the little animal fetishes and stuff in that vein. The Mods find that a bit odd, but who cares what they think.
Anyways, you tried a few times to make the Guys Pt. 2 thread a discussion of fetishes and gave some "sex ed" in that direction. Unfortunately for you, that never worked so well, so instead you pressed your best fursuit and jumped into the gay hell! You won't be coming out without having gotten proper satisfaction from everyone in there either!

You are a

Mafia Commuter

You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Sex it up!

- You are part of the mafia with Dram (Exilon). You also know that somewhere, DTM is hiding and hopes to join the two of you.

Active Abilities:

Raging Boner

- Damn you're horny! Every night, one of you can fuck (kill) someone. Trying to get it on with DTM will result in such pleasure he'll stay alive and join you!

Carpet look-alike

- Every other night, you may put on your fursuit and squash yourself on the floor. With any chance, people will mistake you for some kind of penthouse carpet or something.

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Mafia):

You win when you can pretty much fuck anyone if you so please (if you gain majority or nothing can prevent it).

Please confirm via return PM.

Girls are crazy Reck. This little reminder is just the universe trying to turn you gay.

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

Amished

. You are

Ythill

. There's really nothing gay about you, except maybe that time you were with the shemale. Or that time you tag-teamed your wife, or that other time when...
No, seriously, While you claim you're straight as a rail (and who are we, The Mods, to question that?), you regularly enjoy dispensing a plethora of sexual knowledge for the gays, straights, and bisexuals alike in the thread. Some people might even look up to you as a sex-mentor of sorts...

You are a

1-shot masonizer-cop

. You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

None

Active Abilities:

Master's Techniques

- Once during the game, you may choose someone who will make your legacy live on should you die. That is, you make someone your mason buddy. However, you can only take someone who is willing to learn your ways as your student. If all they want to do is fuck you or they have ulterior motives (aka are not town), you'll know right away.


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):

You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.

I may be a slut, but I'm honestly harmless.

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

Ythill

. You are

Nobody Special

. You're a frequenter of the most epic thread in General Discussion history... and you're also the oldest. And you're also apparently the kinkiest, given your fetishism for sex toys and the like.
All in all, you are a little bit creepy, but probably a little bit useful too. In fact, The Mods think that your fetishism could be put to good use in this situation. Just don't overdo it, the point is not to make your fellow townies snap.

You are a

Jailkeeper

. You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

None

Active Abilities:

BDSM!

- Each night, you may PM The Mods the name of a living player. You will lure that person into your Old Dude trap and tie them up in your dungeon for the night. They'll be protected from harm (barring the whole concept of BDSM), but also won't be able to use abilities.


Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):

You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.

I swear, I'm about *this* close to switching teams permanently.

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

Kise

. You are

Cybele

. Despite being pretty damn hot (so sayeth The Mods), you're also very shy and nervous and tend not to speak up a lot in the thread. It's fine though, you're still loved anyway. Tee hee, "loved".
So anyways, it might be possible that if you weren't so timid you'd be able to be more than a victim and spectator in this whole very sexy mess, but alas you don't have any special abilities...

You are a

Townie

You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

None

Active Abilities:

None

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):

You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.

This is totally going in the Guys Pt. 2 Thread!

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

Dramonic & Reck

. You are

The Mods

. Being a combination of Dram and Reck, you are obviously a redifinition of all words resembling creepy. It's a bit hard to explain how you'd self bang and all (confusing, but we get the point), but after all what is a good game without the mod affecting it?
Since you are half Dram and half Reck, you are both lyncher and lynchee (since you guys wanna fuck each other) in a single individual. Normally, that would sound more like a jester, but jesters suck, so we'll flip the table and make you a survivor instead! A very special survivor, might we add...

You are a

Voteless Survivor Reflexive Voteblocker

You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Let Me Mod, Dammit

- You really don't care who wins, you just wanna be able to mod your game. You win with either side, as long as you're alive.

Abstinence?

- You are not planning to fuck anyone, therefore you do not possess a vote and are not counted in vote thresolds.

... Screw Abstinence!

- If anyone uses an active ability on you, you'll basically burst with orgasmic goodness (put together, the two of you are THAT horny) and kill their lust the next day (make them voteless) due to, you know, being covered in jizz. If you get wagoned, hot damn they better watch out on that wagon!

Active Abilities:

None

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Survivor):

You win if you don't get fucked before endgame!

Please confirm via return PM.

Suck his cock. He'll figure out you're bi pretty quickly.

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

Midnight's Sorrow

. You are

Oman

. You've been perusing this messy gay orgy of a thread since nearly the beginning, and somehow, you've resisted the unbelievably flaming tendencies in the thread and stayed on the "straight" and narrow. Congratulations! You're part of the 100% straight male population of MafiaScum, which seems to be a dwindling minority.
However, you've also been a bit lacking in the crazy/outrageous stories department. The Mods are less-than-entertained by your boring normality, so guess what? You get no special powers. Fucking deal with it.

You are a

Townie

You have the following abilities:

Active Abilities:

None

Active Abilities:

None

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):

You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.

I started reading this thread because I was bored, and Nikanor said it had some epic posts. I think I came out a different person ever so slightly from reading it.

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

InflatablePie

. You are

DTMaster

. As a casual observer in the Guys, Pt. 2 thread, you've been slow to admit your desire to participate in some of the juicy gayness displayed in the thread. You're not a whore in any way, shape, or form. You're just content to sit by and grab your popcorn and have a front row seat to the gay orgy.
Despite your lack of participation thus far, you definitely

would

go at it if given the right opportunity. So, while you may appear all normal and innocent on the surface... deep down, there resides a horny beast. Don't worry, you don't have to hide it. The Mods know how to hook you up.

You are a

Traitor

You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Take Me Here And Now!

- Ah, Dram or Furry... If only they'd come to you, for sure you could prove your "worth" to them (and come out of the closet too!). If either tries to NK you, you will become part of the mafia with them. Your abilities will then be updated.

Active Abilities:

None

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Mafia):

You win when you can pretty much fuck anyone if you so please (if you gain majority or nothing can prevent it).

Please confirm via return PM.

This thread is gayer every time I come in.

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

ZazieR

. You are

Ythan

. Possible Cyberbob alt or not, you've been fairly comfortable being one of the major players in the Guys, Pt. 2 thread. You're trying to oust shaft.ed as the king of one-liners, though you're not doing

nearly

as good of a job and have gotten pretty lazy recently.
Other than making gay jokes, though, you don't really do much to fuel the

flaming

fire of the thread. Also, The Mods find it very boring and droll that you have a girlfriend. If you were single, we'd probably be hearing more borderline-faggy stories. Alas...

You are a

Townie

You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

None

Active Abilities:

None

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):

You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.

Meh, anal just needs the right amount of lube and the proper angle.

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

Nobody Special

. You are

shaft.ed

. Until recently, The Mods thought you were black. Blame it on the a-a-a-a-avatar. Nobody knows exactly why you, a self-proclaimed heterosexual, have decided to participate so heavily in Guys, Pt. 2... but it wouldn't be the same thread without you. You're able to dispense quite a bit of wit and sex-related information, but you do it with style and grace.
And your particular form of style and grace? Why, biting, sardonic one-liners, of course. You keep the thread interesting, and for that, we salute you!

You are a

Post-Restricted Bulletproof Townie

. You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

Balls of Steel

- Due to your rampant heterosexuality, anyone who attempts to fuck (kill) you at night will be turned away.

Short and Sweet

- Obviously we're referring to your posting style... yeah... you can't post more than one sentence per post, and you can't double post. Break this rule, and we'll break your balls - no more bulletproofness for you.

Active Abilities:

None

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):

You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.

If he hit on you, then that's all the consent you need.

Welcome to Guys Pt. 2 Mafia,

Untrod Tripod

. You are

Exilon

. You're a late-cummer to the thread, but you've attempted to jump into the flow quite nicely. The Mods have learned quite a bit about your gay sex life (or lack thereof) since your arrival to the thread. You're also a self-proclaimed size queen... but then again... how would you know what you like?
In any case, your inexperience has lead to you just being a regular old gay. No kinky experiences or special powers for you! Now, get back to the showers to spy on your underage friend.

You are a

Townie

You have the following abilities:

Passive Abilities:

None

Active Abilities:

None

Please remember that you can use only one active ability per night.

Win Condition (Town):

You win when nobody is getting randomly fucked at night anymore.

Please confirm via return PM.

[Amished]

Told you all IP was scum god dammit.

Nicely done, Ythan.

[xRECKONERx]

NIGHT ACTIONS:

NIGHT ONE:

Ythill jailkeeps Exilon
Amished targets TheButtonmen
Exilon kills Ythill

[xRECKONERx]

I wish The Mods had gotten lynched.

[Ythill]

Hell yes... my first town sweep. Ythill is happy.