Quirkytown (Game over!)

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY WOULD LIKE TO ASK WHERE HE MADE THE MISTAKE.

[Kise]

Bunnylover, I have already shed light on the fact that xVEZOKENERx has two kill flavors next to their name, which could only mean two people killed xVEZOKENERx and one person killed RayFrost.

I must say how disappointed I am that I did not get called obv-non-mafia for my subconscious thinking that there were still 4 mafia members. I would use a pouty smiley if I could.

[Andrius]

@ KISE: ROBO_ANDY CANNOT CONFIRM KISE FOR THE MISHAP BECAUSE THERE HAVE BEEN WORSE SCUM GAMBITS IN THE HISTORY OF MAFIA. SO YEAH. ROBO_ANDY IS BEING CAREFUL.

[TheLonging]

OK THAT'S GOOD AND ALL TOWN-KISE BUT WE HAVE BIGGER FISH TO FRY, LIKE AN MPR LYNCH

LOVE YOU MPR, BUT YOUR CUTE LITTLE FUZZY KITTY DEFENSE WON'T WORK THIS TIME

[Bunnylover]

Bunnylover, I have already shed light on the fact that xVEZOKENERx has two kill flavors next to their name, which could only mean two people killed xVEZOKENERx and one person killed RayFrost.

I must say how disappointed I am that I did not get called obv-non-mafia for my subconscious thinking that there were still 4 mafia members. I would use a pouty smiley if I could.

"My apologize, that probably is true. But why would you point out the fact that no one called you a mafia? Are you using reverse psychology by saying you can't be mafia because you pointed that out. I would have enjoyed making a suspicious comment that no one pointed out I was mafia, and in result not having to defend myself. I am uncreative."

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY WONDERS THAT THE ODDS ARE OF THE SCUM GIVING A PR TO A SCUMBUDDY/ SK.

[Zajnet]

Must post in Haiku
That is the only restrict
Refrigerator

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY SUGGESTS THAT WE ALL GET THE PR-CLAIMING AND ORGANIZING THE ROTATION OUT OF THE WAY QUICKLY, SO WE CAN FOCUS ON LYNCHING SCUM/SERIAL KILLERS.

[Phaen]

ROBO_ANDY WONDERS THAT THE ODDS ARE OF THE SCUM GIVING A PR TO A SCUMBUDDY/ SK.

To a scumbuddy? Zero. To a SK? 1 in 15, but the scum wouldn't know it was the SK.

[Phaen]

Actually 1 in 16. I was counting one of the people twice.

[Andrius]

HOW DO YOU KNOW THAT SCUMBUDDIES CANNOT PASS PRS TO SCUMBUDDIES. ROBO_ANDY VAGUELY REMEMBERS READING IT IN THE RULES, BUT HIS CIRCUITBOARD IS BURNING.

[Phaen]

No player has been instructed to post-restrict somebody known to share an alignment with him or her, but the post restriction targets have otherwise been determined at random.

That means the masons (if any) and mafia didn't post-restrict eachother.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY THANKS PHAEN FOR NOT BEING LAZY LIKE ROBO_ANDY.
ROBO_ANDY'S EXCUSE IS THAT HE IS TOO RUSTY. *NODS*

[Phaen]

Names in red need to provide more info.

Andrius

--> Static effect: Must talk like a robot and speak in caps at all times.
Dynamic effect: Cannot quote after the first 5 posts.
Cannot use any given letter more than 10 times per post after 10 posts.
Cannot post more than 200 words after 15 posts.
Cannot post more than 50 words after 20 posts.
Dynamic effects do not stack.
Two oil cans can be used at any time to reset the post count.

animorpherv

--> Must quack every four words.

Bunnylover

--> Quotes work backwards. (

unconfirmed: also something to do with "I am uncreative"?

)

Haylen

--> (

unconfirmed: must state that animo is awesome?

)

InflatablePie

--> Must speak like a pirate.

Kise

--> Must be perfectly proper with grammatical mannerisms. No apostrophes and no emoticons.

Me=Weird

--> (

unconfirmed: smurf word replacement?

)

MehPlusRawr

--> (

unconfirmed: besides voting, may only use actions surrounded by asterisks?

)

mothrax

--> Can only post while complaining about how stupid this game is and how it isn't fun.

Nachomamma8

--> (

unconfirmed: every post must be a news headline?

)

Nobody Special

--> Must post in 1337-speak.

Phaen

--> 1. If someone loves for me, the next post has to say I love them too and ask them to marry me.
2. If I love for someone, I have to tell him/her I love him/her and I'm sorry they made me do this.
3. I have to replace all forms of the word love with the correct form of the word love.
For a hint on that last one (since I can't say the actual word), it takes 10 loves to lynch someone on Day 1.

SaintKerrigan

--> May only use quotes and emotes in posts.

seth

--> (

unconfirmed: must howl at the end of each post?

)

SpyreX

--> Must quote someone and say THATS WHAT SHE SAID! in every post. Must post a useless life lesson at the end of every day.

TheLonging

--> Must compliment someone at the end of every post. The reasons can't be the same and they cannot compliment themselves.

Twomz

--> (

unconfirmed: something relating to singing?

)

Zajnet

--> Must post in haiku.

[Phaen]

voting

I meant to say loving in my last post, here. Oops

[Kise]

Perhaps we may offer many hugs to our mod and he will pardon us for any mistakes made?

Also, I do believe we were randomly assigned players to give our restrictions to.

[StrangerCoug]

This game too? Gee whiz, are my rules designed to be hard to follow?

Bunnylover, who was a

vanilla townie

, has been modkilled on Day 1 for claiming to whom he gave his post restriction.

The claim may or may not be correct.

Night 1 ends in 72 hours.

[StrangerCoug]

You find Me=Weird's very bloody body in a pile of broken glass. You look up and notice a third floor window smashed from the inside. Me=Weird's body was thrown out that window.

You go on your way over the bridge and see another body—that of TheLonging, with lead weights on his limbs and having sunken to the bottom of the river.

Everything's different today. What conclusions will they come to now?

Me=Weird, who was a

vanilla townie

, has been defenestrated on Night 1.
TheLonging, who was a

mason

, has been drowned on Night 1.

I want to say a couple things before I let you guys loose again:

1. Normally, post restrictions are not cumulative from day to day, but as I ended the day abruptly, the part of SpyreX's post restriction that says he must post a useless life lesson at the end of the day is still in effect and slightly modified so that he must do it in the first post. The person to whom he passed the restriction should follow it normally.
   
2. I should be getting player lists from
   EVERYBODY
   each night. There are a lot of people who got their post restrictions by default!

With those out of the way, Day 2 starts with 15 alive and 8 to lynch. Go.

[SpyreX]

I think we've all learned a valuable lesson today: Reading is fundamental!

(I didn't send in a list last night because I'm also illiterate)

(animopherv1 is awesome)

[MehPlusRawr]

MehPlusRawr thinks that this post restriction sucks, ~hauu.

[Andrius]

DEAD PEOPLE ARE DEAD! WTF!

August First, 2010. Two Quirkytown residents were found dead. People are sad. Especially for The Longing, who spent all of yesterday complimenting other people and loving them. Both dead people were members of the ALLIANCE.

ROBO_ANDY IS TEH MISSING!

ROBO_ANDY, the automaton that was constructed by Andrius, has suddenly disappeared. After two members of his ALLIANCE disappeared and turned up dead, ROBO_ANDY said something about going to "terminate a Terminator" and walked away into the sunset.

Quirkytown BLAHBLAH Convention

Last night the semi-daily semi-not-daily Quirkytown BlahBlah was held in Andrius' Breadcrumb Bakery (see Andrius' wiki for locations and hours), where residents of Quirkytown developed strange new speech patterns. Members SpyreX and Andrius were drinking, and failed to send in their official ballots for the passing of PRs.

Meh+Rawr HAS A TOUNGUE. WTF.

The Quirkytown community was stunned when MPR joined the group... SPEAKING.

[Nachomamma8]

Alright, so I'm thinking that the sooner we get this show on the road, the better.

Yesterday, I had a post restriction where I had to speak in news headlines and/or articles. Today, I have to compliment someone in each post.

Thank you, TheLonging, for this wonderful post restriction! You did a great job while you lived!

[TheLonging]

MehPlusRawr has a
post restriction today yes
Goodbye everyone

[SaintKerrigan]

Ar. I be havin' a su'thern accent now. I'd be praisin' God for the killin' of th' ol' post restriction, but we pirates ain't the churchy type, ar.

Also got me a cool parrot, ar. This here be Andy. I'mma be trainin' 'im t' talk, so be good t' him, arkay?

Pr'view Edit: Th'Longin' just did a modkillable o'fense, ar? Me hand slaps me for'head.

[StrangerCoug]

TheLonging is already dead He also asked me to modify his bah post for him.