Quirkytown (Game over!)

[Phaen]

This game is about as fun as having a barrel full of live crabs dumped over my head while wearing only a swimsuit to protect me from their

giant

claws. That is to say, it's not very fun at all.

But since I've committed to playing, I might as well stick around and help rather than flake like I did in all my other games.

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PR Name	Description	Day 1	Day 2
Robot	Static effect: Must talk like a robot and speak in caps at all times. Dynamic effect: Cannot quote after the first 5 posts. After 10, no given letter can be used more than 10 times per post. After 15, no more than 200 words per post. After 20, no more than 50 words per post. Dynamic effects do not stack. Two oil cans can be used at any time to reset the post count.	Andrius	???
Quack	Must quack every four words.	animorpherv	???
Inverted Quotes	Quotes work backwards.	Bunnylover
Awesome Animo	unconfirmed: must state that animo is awesome?	Haylen	SpyreX
Pirate	Must speak like a pirate.	InflatablePie	SaintKerrigan
Gentleman	Must be perfectly proper with grammatical mannerisms. No apostrophes and no emoticons.	Kise	Nobody Special
Smurf	unconfirmed: smurf word replacement?	Me=Weird	???
Meow	unconfirmed: something relating to cats and asterisk-encased actions	MehPlusRawr	Haylen
Not Fun	Can only post while complaining about how stupid this game is and how it isn't fun.	mothrax	Phaen
Newscaster	unconfirmed: must post in news format (what else?)	Nachomamma8	Andrius
1337	Must post in 1337-speak.	Nobody Special	???
Lovestruck	If someone votes for you, your next post must be a marriage proposal. If you vote for someone, you must simultaneously proclaim your love for them. You must replace all forms of the word vote with the correct form of the word love, except when actually voting.	Phaen	???
Quotes & Emotes	May only use quotes and emotes in posts.	SaintKerrigan	Twomz
Hauu	Must speak in third person and sign every post with ~hauu	seth	MehPlusRawr
What She Said	Must quote someone and say THATS WHAT SHE SAID! in every post. Must post a useless life lesson at the end of every day.	SpyreX	Zajnet
Compliments	Must compliment someone at the end of every post. The reasons can't be the same and you cannot compliment yourself.	TheLonging	Nachomamma8
Radio	unconfirmed: something relating to singing?	Twomz	???
Haiku	Must post in haiku.	Zajnet	TheLonging

One of the following unclaimed PRs was removed when Me=Weird died: Robot, Quack,

Smurf

, 1337, Lovestruck, or Radio.
Probably not Smurf because that's what he had D1 and the mod said PRs are shuffled before the other stuff (I think).

Vote: Animorph

I don't like how you opted for No Lynch when you could have instead placed your vote on someone you suspect. Do you suspect no one? (Unrelated.... I'm not sure whose PR you got. By process of elimination, I suppose it was Twomz's D1 PR? Twomz/Animo can one of you confirm?)

[animorpherv1]

Phaen: It was more of a measure so that noone would bandwagon onto the vote. I do not want to be responsible for a lynch because of this Post Restriction. It might make some sense if it was Twomz's Post Restriction:

Twomz, pelase bold one of the following (the one that is true)

animorph has my Post Restriction.
animorph DOES NOT have my Post Restriction.

[animorpherv1]

EBWOP;

unvote, vote No Lynch.

[Nachomamma8]

Newscaster only required either a news headline and/or a news headline w/article. That's it.

Also, the animorpherv1 is awesome thing is pretty much confirmed.

Thank you, Phaen, for making such a wonderful chart!

[Phaen]

This game is turning out worse than the waffles I burnt this morning. I was slaving away for hours on end only to produce nothing but a load of unsatisfying charred remains! Curses!

@Nachomamma: Thanks, making that chart was fun enough to almost make up for how horribly boring this game is. I know the "animo is awesome" thing is pretty confirmed, but yesterday ended before we could confirm whether there are other requirements!

@animo: Not every bandwagon leads to a lynch. Competing bandwagons can be good because people have to choose sides = town gets information. A fear of causing a sudden lynch is unbelievable considering the last vote count showed

14 people Not Voting

. Your reasoning leaves me as unsatisfied as my burnt waffles!

[Twomz]

Phaen: It was more of a measure so that noone would bandwagon onto the vote. I do not want to be responsible for a lynch because of this Post Restriction. It might make some sense if it was Twomz's Post Restriction:

Twomz, pelase bold one of the following (the one that is true)

animorph has my Post Restriction.

animorph DOES NOT have my Post Restriction.

@ Kise:

My PR is to post at least 50 words in each post and to vote in each post,

thus you will see some pretty retarded reasons to vote for me at the beginning of the day and since in the spirit of the PR I don't want to unvote and vote the same person, later in the day I will be double posting to get it back on the person I want lynched.

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

animorpherv1 (1): Phaen
Kise (1): Nachomamma8
No Lynch (1): animorpherv1
Not voting (12): Andrius, Haylen, InflatablePie, Kise, MehPlusRawr, mothrax, Nobody Special, SaintKerrigan, seth, SpyreX, Twomz, Zajnet

With

15

players alive, it takes

8

players to lynch.

[InflatablePie]

ROBO_PIE IS SLIGHTLY ANGRY AT THIS COMPLICATED RESTRICTION

ROBO_PIE MAY NOT BE POSTING AS MUCH DUE TO THIS RESTRICTION USING HIGH AMOUNTS OF ENERGY. IF ENERGY SUPPLY RUNS LOW, ROBO_PIE CANNOT FUNCTION NORMALLY AS ANDRIUS EXPLAINED

ROBO_PIE MAY REWIRE HIS ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE'S CIRCUITBOARD UPON CALCULATING POSSIBLE OUTCOMES

END_POST

[Phaen]

@Twomz: thanks you. I missed that post.

One of the following PRs was removed when Me=Weird died: Quack, 1337, or Lovestruck.
Hopefully it was 1337... maybe then this game would be more fun. Oh well, fat chance of that.

Once seth, Kise, and mothrax post, the chart will be full... unlike my glass of water which is half empty.
It got that way because this game is so wretchedly dry it soaked up some of my water when I wasn't looking.

[Andrius]

ROBO_ANDY MEETS EXTREME MAKEOVER

In a shocking turn of events, ROBO_ANDY has returned to us, with a pie glued to his face.

Inflatapie, its not too bad. The first 5 posts aren't too bad, then you just have to survive until you pass 25 posts. Then you make posts under 50 words. Not too hard there.

[mothrax]

\/\/3LL (r4P, 7|-|1$ $U><0r$... $71LL \//L4, bU7 (0|\|Ph1r/\/\1|\|9 pR |-|3r3... 7|-|4|\||<$ |\|5...

[Kise]

Smurf...

[Andrius]

MOTHRAX INFECTED BY THE 1334 /\/\0|\|$734!

Translation: ""well crap, this sucks... still v/la, but confirming pr here... thanks ns... ""

But seriously.

NOBODY SPECIAL:

DID YOU OR DID YOU NOT WILLINGLY GIVE MOTHRAX THE 1334 SPEAK!?

I get the distinct feeling there is scum in NS/mothrax; for the way the PR passed between them.

[Zajnet]

well crap, this sucks

THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!

So now we know that Kise has Me=Weird's old smurfy PR.

Why does NS passing his PR to mothrax make you think one of them is scum? Please outline that for me.

[Andrius]

Zajnet contracts AIDS!!

Only joking. Zajnet questions Andy.

Ugh. So i tried to explain myself and I got nowhere. :/ It made sense earlier... :\

Andrius is confused! Andrius hurts itself in its own confusion.

[Phaen]

Nobody Special: At the time you gave mothrax your PR, how did you feel about his alignment? Scum or town?

[Phaen]

Also, this game sucks more than an Oreck vacuum!

[Phaen]

That second post was meant as an EBWOP >.<

This game sucks x 2 And is no fun at all of course.

Its basically like playing monopoly with my 8 year old cousins. You know how they get bored and they start giving properties away to eachother in exchange for pieces of gum and they're STILL beating me soundly? That's when you know the game has about as much quality as a cheap plastic hanger.

[Nobody Special]

I am entering into the discussion to mention that I have received the posting restriction that demands that I only post in grammatically-correct sentences.

I was also apparently drinking along with SpyreX and Andrius, although I do not remember having done so.

I must apologize for not having been crystal clear in my previous posting.

When I mentioned that I had been out drinking with Andrius and SpyreX, I was, in actuality, confessing that I had forgotten to shift my post restriction. Therefore, by virtue of the process of elimination, mothrax has received the current posting restriction through a completely random method.

I offer my sincere apologies to you, mothrax.

[Andrius]

ANDY CLAIMS NK-IMMUNE MILLER VIG

LOLJK

I remember you saying that, NS. Completely slipped my mind.

[Andrius]

PHAEN AND ANDY ARE SAME PERSON?!?

Its basically like playing monopoly with my 8 year old cousins. You know how they get bored and they start giving properties away to eachother in exchange for pieces of gum and they're STILL beating me soundly? That's when you know the game has about as much quality as a cheap plastic hanger.

Except this is Andrius playing War on Terror, trading nukes for food at 11pm. lol

[SaintKerrigan]

Methinks Andrius th' newsboy works a purty tabloid, ar.

Andy, canya say, "Oppa'tunistic Corp'rate Limeys?"

*Andy want cracker*

Ar, me bird be no hospitable today, ar.

Vote: MPR

Me head ain't scumhuntin' too well, so Imma be fallin' back on Day 1 suhspishons, ar ar ar. No hard feelin's, matey.

[animorpherv1]

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PR Name	Description	Day 1	Day 2
Robot	Static effect: Must talk like a robot and speak in caps at all times. Dynamic effect: Cannot quote after the first 5 posts. After 10, no given letter can be used more than 10 times per post. After 15, no more than 200 words per post. After 20, no more than 50 words per post. Dynamic effects do not stack. Two oil cans can be used at any time to reset the post count.	Andrius	InflatablePie
Quack	Must quack every four words.	animorpherv	???
Inverted Quotes	Quotes work backwards.	Bunnylover
Awesome Animo	unconfirmed: must state that animo is awesome?	Haylen	SpyreX
Pirate	Must speak like a pirate.	InflatablePie	SaintKerrigan
Gentleman	Must be perfectly proper with grammatical mannerisms. No apostrophes and no emoticons.	Kise	Nobody Special
Smurf	unconfirmed: smurf word replacement?	Me=Weird	Kise
Meow	unconfirmed: something relating to cats and asterisk-encased actions	MehPlusRawr	Haylen
Not Fun	Can only post while complaining about how stupid this game is and how it isn't fun.	mothrax	Phaen
Newscaster	unconfirmed: must post in news format (what else?)	Nachomamma8	Andrius
1337	Must post in 1337-speak.	Nobody Special	mothrax
Lovestruck	If someone votes for you, your next post must be a marriage proposal. If you vote for someone, you must simultaneously proclaim your love for them. You must replace all forms of the word vote with the correct form of the word love, except when actually voting.	Phaen	???
Quotes & Emotes	May only use quotes and emotes in posts.	SaintKerrigan	Twomz
Hauu	Must speak in third person and sign every post with ~hauu	seth	MehPlusRawr
What She Said	Must quote someone and say THATS WHAT SHE SAID! in every post. Must post a useless life lesson at the end of every day.	SpyreX	Zajnet
Compliments	Must compliment someone at the end of every post. The reasons can't be the same and you cannot compliment yourself.	TheLonging	Nachomamma8
Radio	Must post 50 words and a vote in each post	Twomz	animorpherv1
Haiku	Must post in haiku.	Zajnet	TheLonging

unvote, vote No Lynch

Phaen, although no fault of your own, THE CHART IS CONFUSING!!!!!

[InflatablePie]

ROBO_PIE ALSO DECIDES TO RESTORE HIS VOTE TO IT'S PREVIOUS PLACE AS ALSO STATED IN THE PREVIOUS LIGHT CYCLE

I should have been voting for Saint Kerrigan as of my second of third posting within the thread. But, now I am curious, Twomz: Why is voting so important when there is a cluster of confusion that must be put in order? I personally feel that voting this early on will accomplish nothing if it is for the mere sake of having a vote down, which is what I believe you are implying, Twomz.

Ahoy, I'm wonderin' why you think ha'in' a 'ote down this early in the game is a bad thin', which is what

you're

implyin'. E'en though tis' important t' figure out post restrictions and whatnot in this game, Me see no reason for us not t' 'ote and participate in RVS. Be we supposed t' just discuss post restrictions all day without layin' down any 'otes?

Un'ote, 'ote: Kise

. Gar.

Arrr, e'eryone knows that RVS results in wagons, reactions, and what have you. In the early stages o' the first day, 'otin' for the sake o' 'otin' isn't that bad o' a thin', especially if it pro'okes discussion and pro'ides information as a result. Aye, me parrot concurs.

Arrr, howe'er, scum want t' limit discussion as much as possible. Thus, your dislike o' throwin' 'otes around early on the first day, when thar is little else t' go on, is scummy t' me. Aye, me parrot concurs again.

(*squawk*)

VOTE: KISE

[StrangerCoug]

Bumping over the vote count.