Mini 1011: Help! My Computer Got Infected! (Game over!)

[diginova]

Ah 2 kills. Most likely there is a vig here and he killed piraka.

How would you know that piraka was the vig kill and not xvart? Maybe you sent in the kill...

And sorry about not getting my reads in. Day 1 ended abruptly, coming up shortly.

[diginova]

EBWOP: Also, JJ, why did you OMGUS vote Day 2? There's information out, it just makes you look very scummy.

[jelly jiggler]

How would you know that piraka was the vig kill and not xvart? Maybe you sent in the kill...

On a list of most useful people xvart would probably be near the top while piraka being dead last. It's a pretty safe assumption if you consider the alternative of 2 mafia kills a day.

EBWOP: Also, JJ, why did you OMGUS vote Day 2? There's information out, it just makes you look very scummy.

I almost think this isn't even worth an answer. A stupid vote deserves a stupid vote. Besides, screl was my 1st choice at the end of day 1.

[Twomz]

Hey everyone, let's do a UK wagon.

vote: UK

[FakeGod]

How would you know that piraka was the vig kill and not xvart? Maybe you sent in the kill...

Vote: JellyJiggler

[StrangerCoug]

VOTE COUNT

jelly jiggler (2): screl1, FakeGod
screl1 (1): jelly jiggler
UncertainKitten (1): Twomz
Not voting (5): diginova, Me=Weird, Nobody Special, PieMan, UncertainKitten

With

9

players alive, it takes

5

players to lynch.

[screl1]

Ah 2 kills. Most likely there is a vig here and he killed piraka.

What makes you assume it is a vig and not a third party?

Hey everyone, let's do a UK wagon.

vote: UK

What is your reasoning?

[Twomz]

Let me rephrase that, let's lynch UK cause I got a guilty result on her last night.

Better?

[jelly jiggler]

Aw you should have waited to see who would defend her.

vote: UK

[Twomz]

You should stop questioning me and vote the scum.

[StrangerCoug]

vote: UK

Unvote screl1 first.

[PieMan]

U kno Twomz, if ur Rong ur ded tomorrow so
UNVOTE: VOTE: UK

[UncertainKitten]

So...wait, you all are trusting a "cop result"

In a bastard game?

Are...all your brains turned off or something? You actually assume Twomz is sane just cause he said so? If I might suggest something, I'd say, maybe, just MAYBE try to build an actual case before jumping on someone's results. See if a guilty makes sense, you know?

As for twomz, you should know a lot better than that. You just outted yourself as an investigative role of unknown sanity. I would guess you're either insane or paranoid given derp derp wrong result.

See, normally this argument is stupid, but I once again will point to the fact this is a BASTARD GAME. And guess what happened in SC's LAST bastard game? There were NON SANE COPS :O!

Also,

Vote: jellyjiggler

Scummiest reaction ever.

Pieman is pretty up thar too.

[PieMan]

@ UK Ur rite, it iz likely he iz insain

@twoms so since we kno ur roll, kan U giv us teh flavor, mai help 2 ghet an idea of if ur sain or knot.

UNVOTE:

[FakeGod]

SC said it's only slightly bastard, if at all.

And if Twomz is convinced that you're scum, enough to out himself, that's good enough for me.

Unvote, Vote: UncertainKitten

[jelly jiggler]

unvote vote:UK

Pft UK your only voting me because I'm the only other choice. Besides that quick vote is just as scummy as the one you are voting me for.

[UncertainKitten]

@FG: Derping your way to a mislynch as well? At this point Twomz might as well explain his certainty in his result before you fucktards lynch me because you all CLEARLY lack the ability to formulate a strategy that involves any work on your part.

Dumbasses.

@JJ: No, I'm voting you because you're scum. You were scum yesterday and you're still scum today, and making it more obvious. Why didn't you even bother to question anything? Why did you derp your way onto the wagon? Because it's an easy mislynch. On the whole Twomz has struck me as more town like, so I don't necessarily think he's lying, though it's a possibility.

Thinking on it FG is looking bad as well.

[Twomz]

I'm aware I may be insane, it is not discussed in my role PM. I went ahead and outed anyway because I'd rather know if I was insane or sane. If I'm paranoid then it will be figured out later and I'm useless as a PR anyway.

My rolename was printer and the flavor was something about making wanted posters... /shrug.

[FakeGod]

At this point Twomz might as well explain his certainty in his result before you fucktards lynch me because you all CLEARLY lack the ability to formulate a strategy that involves any work on your part.

Dumbasses.

mmmhmm just warning ya, but that's a great way to get

modkilled

in SC's games...

[PieMan]

@twomz it soundz insain 2 me, but I culd b rong. Plentie of insain printerz out there. Also even az paranoid ur knot uselezz. U ghet 2 find out what every1 iz knot.

[StrangerCoug]

At this point Twomz might as well explain his certainty in his result before you fucktards lynch me because you all CLEARLY lack the ability to formulate a strategy that involves any work on your part.

Dumbasses.

mmmhmm just warning ya, but that's a great way to get

modkilled

in SC's games...

Although I'm taking action, that doesn't warrant a modkill; that warrants a strike.

[UncertainKitten]

So, it's worth a mislynch to you, Twomz? Not to mention the fact you'll probably be NK'd just in case you are useful as an insane cop. I doubt SC would throw together doc cop.

How was this at ALL a good plan, Twomz? At all?

Can you at least build a case for me to answer so we can, you know, discern PROPERLY if I'm scum or not?

[Twomz]

All the games I'm in are stalling, including this one. I figured at least we'd get some discussion this way. If the town was really going to rely on a cop to come out some day later on down the line and say who the scum are, then they're gonna lose anyway. I'm normally rather patient, but I was in a hurry cause I was out of town for the weekend and I guess I didn't really think it through.

I would have pushed your lynch today anyway and claimed if I went under suspicion anyway, my read on you up til last night was null, if I hadn't claimed the mafia would have probably figured it out anyway.

[screl1]

Although I am tempted to vote UK just to see the results I am curious, why would you investigate UK over JJ or PieMan?

[UncertainKitten]

This still implies that you've effectively consigned two townies to die for your stupid gambit. So, what's the benefit? Is there any way to salvage this?