Alphabet Mafia (Gamer Over, Joy Up!)

[Friend]

/confirm

My letter is meh.

Gandalf is indeed the scummiest. Why did you feel the need to name(letter?)claim?

PEDIT:

Vote: Fate

[Friend]

No, but you're acting like it does.

[Friend]

You know posting in all caps needlessly is just kind of annoying right?

OKAY, LETS BE HONEST. DOES WHICH LETTER WE ARE REALLY MATTER?

YES, BUT MY LETTER IS THE COOLEST. SO IT DOES, IN MY CASE.

Contradicting yourself back-to-back?

vote: gandalf

[Friend]

You didn't even address the contradiction I pointed out.

[Friend]

We could quicklynch Gandalf and get it done in like 5.

[Friend]

BLATANT SPECULATION: Speculation on letters is going to be useless.

[Friend]

WHAT IF MY POST RESTRICTION WAS THAT I HAVE AN INFERIORITY COMPLEX WHERE I HAVE TO CONSTANTLY KEEP SAYING HOW AWESOME MY LETTER IS?

It's not, obviously.

[Friend]

So you're claiming a post restriction even when you've violated it earlier in the game?

[Friend]

So you're claiming a post restriction even when you've violated it earlier in the game?

[Friend]

So you're claiming a post restriction even when you've violated it earlier in the game?

[Friend]

WTF TRIPLE POST?

[Friend]

You're not going to be able to figure out my role

Mafia goon?

PEDIT: You know you want to, M+R...

[Friend]

OKAY, LETS BE HONEST. DOES WHICH LETTER WE ARE REALLY MATTER?

No, but you're acting like it does.

YES, BUT MY LETTER IS THE COOLEST. SO IT DOES, IN MY CASE.

But yeah, I'm the letter A. Who gives a shit? You're not going to be able to figure out my role just by looking at the letter.

Just wanted to go through this exchange again to make it clear for all you playahatars.

[Friend]

if anything that wagon has scum

QUICK NAME THEM WITH REASONS

[Friend]

NOW WHO'S POSTING ALL CAPS, FRIEND

POSTS INVOLVING HASTE ARE CAPPED FOR NO EXPLICABLE REASON!11!!!

[Friend]

Ummmmmm..... Seriously. My last post was my first non-joke post all game.

Oh you're right I totally forgot scum can never joke

[Friend]

Unvote, Vote: Longing

Not bad either but I wanna push gandy a little more first.

[Friend]

Wow huh

[Friend]

Jesus I've gone over it multiple times.

[Friend]

ok guys, explain to me why a gandalf policy lynch/quick lynch is good. Reasons.

Elli: Benmage didn't switch from one to another within a minute like you did. His Fate vote was RVS, yours wasn't (from the way your post went). I don't like ANYONE on the gandalf quicklynch wagon, but you're the one who stood out the most

Gandalf is scum.

[Friend]

GOD DAMN IT, YOU'RE SMARTER THAN THIS

[Friend]

Yeah TL's probably scum too, either way gandalf flips

[Friend]

He contradicted himself multiple times about importance of letter claiming.

animorph is stupid, possible town? I'm assuming scum for now

then why aren't you voting him eh

[Friend]

Gandalf apparently does not, which makes this frustrating. He's either bluffing ignorance or actually doesn't know, which is painful.

Or he's scum and didn't get such a thing in his PM

[Friend]

OH ANI MAY BE TOWN OR HE MAY BE SCUM

Take a damn stance.

[Friend]

Is the name "Activity"?

unvote, vote: TheLonging

Satisfied with Gandalf for now.

ANI MAY BE TOWN BECAUSE OF META BUT THE WAY HE JUMPED RIGHT IN IS SCUMMY

why is the way Benmage jumped in not scummy then?

[Friend]

That's some good votin right there

TL - how about the way inhim just jumped right in there? Scummy too?

[Friend]

Benmage clearly was in RVS and the way he played it was town (yes you can play town and scum in rvs ISN'T DAY 1 GRAND FOR THAT). He posted town before voting. I didn't rule him out as COMPLETE scum, because I've never seen him be retarded like that before (oh wait yes, CEB), but still. Ani is retarded regardless, but, anyone on the gandalf wagon I'm suspicious of, I'm most suspicious of Elli.

Let's compare their votes, shall we:

Quicklynch gandalf works for me.

unvote vote Gandalf

Let's lynch him and then we can go back.

unvote, vote gandalf

WOW THAT'S SO FUCKING DIFFERENT

And calling me stupid really makes me think you're town

[Friend]

We've gained that TheLonging is scum.

[Friend]

Mysterio is scummy too. BC feels town right off the bat.

[Friend]

Not particularly, no. You might as well bus now.

[Friend]

Well I don't feel like answering something that you can literally go and read with a couple fucking mouse clicks.

unvote, vote: Mysterio

QUICKLYNCH GO

[Friend]

My word's kind of a stretch.

[Friend]

Xtreme Posting!

Quick, post!

[Friend]

Parama doesn't read scum to me.

[Friend]

Oh yeah I'm just worthlessly spamming. Are you illiterate?

I'm pretty convinced both you and TL are scum so it doesn't matter which wagon I push.

[Friend]

Parama doesn't read scum to me.

Well you weren't in last game, you wouldn't know. Plus I'm better than you, so just follow along.

No Myst. Friend is town.

...I've played with Parama-town before. I'm not sheeping, either.

@Friend, your case against Longing is non-existent, and your case against me is pure OMGUS. I'm sure it doesn't matter to you which wagon you push, because you're scum.

Pure OMGUS?

[Friend]

Mysterio, look me in the eyes and tell me I've posted NO content.

[Friend]

I read the whole post. My point still applies AFAIK

I'm scum because I think gandalf is town. Is your case

Wanna try again?

You're an idiot.

YEAH MYSTERIO THIS IS AN EXTREMELY CONTENT-FILLED POST. I WOULD EXPECT YOU TO POST THOSE CONSIDERING YOU COMPLAIN ABOUT SPAM.

[Friend]

unvote

vote: mysterio

THE WHEELS ON THE BUS GO ROUND AND ROUND

[Friend]

Benmage, Parama's not the direction your scumdar should be pointing today.

friend is going to bitch at me so

mysterio can't read
mysterio is assuming stuff that isn't true
mysterio hasn't responded well under the circumstances

PEDIT: Nice job, I knew Friend would do that

Giving reasonings doesn't make it less of a bus.

[Friend]

Yes. I'm scum because I think gandalf is town AND you don't like my playing style. Which is similar to Sorasville. Which is how I'm playing. You're a derp

You're missing a key point here

[Friend]

You still haven't addressed the difference between Benmage and Elli's gandalf votes. Just called me stupid for not noticing it

BC I think Parama is being slightly anti-town sure, but not scummy.

[Friend]

Leaving one's computer is a scumtell these days?

[Friend]

I'm not sooo sure about Gandalf either TBH. Mysterio is where it's at.

[Friend]

TL I was talking about ELLI. Who you said was the scum on the wagon as I recall.

[Friend]

Elli's been posting townishly. Benmage...not completely.

[Friend]

Hot damn, Mysterios is not scum imo, but there sure as hell are more than one scum on him already.

Who.

If you couldn't tell I hate statements like this with a fiery passion.

[Friend]

@BC I know from there, but why/what about it?

@Friend how am I not all town?

You're null. I could point out specific actions, whatever but it's not worth it cause you're definitely not scummy enough to actually pursue today (so far).

Yeah, inhim, I think TL is probable scum too, but I'm not totally sure why you think Mysterio isn't.

PEDIT: BC, I really don't think there's 3 scum on their scumbuddy's wagon honestly.

Reck, hey. TL's had conflicting stances on gandalf votes, etc. Gut as well.

[Friend]

mmhmm

[Friend]

This is getting a little too Guys pt 2 for my tastes

[Friend]

I ain't no alt.

[Friend]

I basically agree with your analysis w/r/t each player's scumminess, by the way, BC, but based purely on the wagon I don't see them all being scum bussing.

[Friend]

It's not fluff.

[Friend]

[quote="Chronopie's sig]So scummy he might as well be a jester.[/quote]

So this really is true, huh

[Friend]

EBWOP:

So scummy he might as well be a jester.

[Friend]

SHIT SHIT I THINK I JUST GOT DAYKILLED

[Friend]

NO YOU DUMBASS

[Friend]

YOU MUST FIND THE PEOPLE WHO DID THIS TO ME

[Friend]

AND SHOW NO MERCY

[Friend]

It was a great 10 pages guys.

[Friend]

HEY GUYS FUCK YEAH I'M BACK

[Friend]

OH YEAH MYSTERIO FUCK YOU

[Friend]

anyone want to tl;dr me?

TOWN
Pacman
Elli
DGB
BC
Triglav
Benmage

Scum
Exe <----- NEEDS LYNCHING ASAP
Inhim <------ SO DOES HE. NICE WAGONING
WHO ELSE GUYS I NEED YOUR HELP HERE

vote: inhim

[Friend]

No we have 9 scum caught.
DGB, I'M TRUSTING YOU ON LONGING.

Zazie
Kai
Inhim
Exe
Manho
LooseNoose
Ani
Mehplus
Chrono

too many lurkers IMO although it's a solid all-around lynchlist.

and DBG I think you maaaaaay be wrong about Longing, from what I can remember about this game.

[Friend]

OOH yeah nice call triggy I just ISO'd him and whoa boy

[Friend]

There's 2 or 3 scumteams though

PEDIT: GOD DAMN EXE IS SO SCUMMY

[Friend]

happy scumday inhim

[Friend]

PACMAN IF YOU WEREN'T THE ONE WHO REVIVED ME I WOULD SOOO WANT TO LYNCH YOU

[Friend]

Benmage you are definitely not the most town here.

[Friend]

CAN WE JUST LYNCH EXE

REDIRECTING THE WAGON:

unvote, vote: Exe

[Friend]

I think Benmage is town but WE HAVE TWO CONFIRMED TOWN so he's not the most town, that's all I was saying.

What's your role Benmage I wasn't alive when you claimed

[Friend]

oooh yeah yeah I do remember reading that at some point.

Please more Exe votes.

[Friend]

EXE WAGON NEEDS YOU RECK

[Friend]

HE CLAIMED SOME SORT OF DAY EXTENDER/NIGHT REMOVER

[Friend]

just do it i know you want to

[Friend]

I'd be down for that too DGB if you guys are gonna diss my Exe wagon

[Friend]

unvote, vote: manho

FINE GUYS.

[Friend]

I still think there's a high probability Mysterio is scum/3rd party, guys, he shot ME for chrissakes

[Friend]

unvote, vote: Mysterio

[Friend]

I'm sorry but you don't shoot someone everyone is calling "obvtown" and then say WELP I THOUGHT HE WAS SCUMMY GUYZ

[Friend]

SO EVERYONE IN THE FUCKING GAME WAS A "DICKRIDER?"

[Friend]

manho just vote mysterio

[Friend]

I wish I was a dayvig so I could annihilate mysterio

[Friend]

If I was in a room with Hitler, Bin Laden and Mysterio I would shoot Mysterio twice

[Friend]

Mysterio you're just going to have to understand that you're not that smart

[Friend]

OKAY I GOT SENT A MESSAGE. SHOULD I TELL YOU WHAT IT SAYS

[Friend]

It says inhim is not the correct lynch for today.

Which I already agreed with...but yeah. More mysterio votes kay?

[Friend]

I can kind of see what your getting at...we can guide his vig shot and if he fails to comply we lynch.

That being said DGB I feel like loosenoose is better left for mysterio tbh. Exe I am still down for. My message about inhim makes me say no for the time being.

[Friend]

OKAY DGB I'LL TRUST YOU ON THIS ONE.

unvote, vote: LooseNoose

[Friend]

RECK I TRUST MY MESSENGER. INHIM IS A BAD LYNCH.

[Friend]

unvote, vote: TheLonging

SOUNDS GOOD TO ME

[Friend]

unvote

[Friend]

I agree with manho. We can control his shot.

[Friend]

I still think exe is the best lynch.

[Friend]

If he doesn't, we lynch him.

[Friend]

vote: Exe

Still my favorite lynch.

[Friend]

SHIT FUCKING HOLY

[Friend]

Talk to benmage then.

YOU GUYS REALIZE THIS DAY IS ~50 PAGES? CAN WE LYNCH SOMEONE ALREADY

[Friend]

I've been saying that from the getgo

[Friend]

SO IS ANI.

[Friend]

OOH RECK PICK ME

Gandalf stop trying so hard to be erratic and CAPS LAWKy, it just reads as desperate and scummy IMO

[Friend]

I got a message too

but who would send you a message?

[Friend]

NEW MESSAGE

"I'm getting a scum read from Parama"

PS inhim is town

[Friend]

I think Parama is town, but whatever.

[Friend]

hahahah oh messenger

[Friend]

Gah, fine.

unvote, vote: TheLonging

I'll sheep.

[Friend]

Guys. This D1 is 53 damn pages. Can we hurry it up and lynch someone?

[Friend]

Ani I'm already confirmed town, no use in calling me pro-town.

[Friend]

Reck, ani's confirmed town too. You're wasting your time.

[Friend]

The fact that he didn't even remember Friend was CONFIRMED town is just icing on the cake.

[Friend]

unvote, vote: Reck

[Friend]

unvote, vote: Exe

OKAY GUYS. TIME TO GET SERIOUS. I'M TIRED OF THIS FUCKING DAY AND WE NEED TO LYNCH SOMEONE. IF PEOPLE DON'T VOTE EXE IN THEIR NEXT POST I WILL FUCKING BE PISSED OFF.

[Friend]

3 EXE VOTES? ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

[Friend]

Not sure on gandalfscum. Chronoscum is a possibility.

[Friend]

Triglav is awesome. I want to know who you are, dammit.

[Friend]

Thank you Jesus, I told you guys. Now let's look at who tried to derail that wagon...

FATE I'M LOOKIN RIGHT AT YOU BUD.

[Friend]

I still don't like TheLonging - we have two scumteams apparently so his being suspicious doesn't make Fate town or vice versa.

[Friend]

YO CHRONO NAMECLAIMING DOESN'T HELP YOU ANY. I SUPPORT YOUR VIGGING.

[Friend]

HEY CHRONO MAFIA WATCHERS EXIST AND ARE A COMMON SCUM PR.

[Friend]

WELL THAT'S A SHITTY THEORY, CHRONO.

[Friend]

GUYS CHRONO WHISPERED ME. I THINK HE'S TELLING THE TRUTH ABOUT BEING A JOAT AT LEAST.

Um how frequent are scum JOATs?

Either way I think we should get off him.

[Friend]

unvote, vote: DGB

Sticking up for TheLonging in a bad, bad way.

[Friend]

unvote, vote: Reck

On second thought you guys are probably right. DGB's reads were too out there in the open for scum it seems. Reck's were just like "I AGREE WITH DGB" and that was that.

[Friend]

DGB has already shown herself to be wrong, we should probably not listen to her.

[Friend]

I'm not sure but he is basically confirmed JOAT regardless of alignment. Not experienced enough to know how common of a role scum JOAT is, like I said.

[Friend]

He gave me his scumreads too.

[Friend]

VIG/REVIVE IS FINE FOR CHRONO. LYNCHING IS NOT. THAT'S THE END OF IT.

[Friend]

Well we'll see
won't we DBG

/rhyme

[Friend]

Neither am I, Pac.

Shall I share Chrono's scumreads? IDK if they're anything new.

[Friend]

Cause he's away from his computer...?

[Friend]

Cause he's away from his computer...?

But he can send PMs to the mod?

I got that PM at 6:31 AM. I was the one who wasn't on.

[Friend]

So then you'd be fine with a vigging/reviving, DGB? And you'd be down to STFU so people like ani don't make you fullclaim?

[Friend]

unvote

[Friend]

I'm dropping it. DGB if you're wrong, it's you tomorrow.

vote: Chronopie

[Friend]

Wait, Ythan alt? Really?

[Friend]

I get no flavor. Who died? Scum?

Mysterio, who you killing today mate?

[Friend]

Nice shot though. You know, for an SK.

[Friend]

Because Fate was a lyncher? I thought that was fairly
apparent.

Benmage, have you used your ability on anyone else yet?

[Friend]

No, Elli, that was Parama's role I think.

[Friend]

unvote, vote: Elli

Why not?

[Friend]

So who are we lynchin today?

[Friend]

unvote, vote: Tazaro

I'd rather lynch him. Replaced a scummy lurker and became more scummy.

[Friend]

tazaro: doesn't even reply to accusations of scumminess and instead questions someone hopping aboard the wagon, making him seem even more scummy than before

[Friend]

DGB, your wagon analysis does not take Tazaro into account, probably because LooseNoose never really voted.

Thoughts?

[Friend]

BC is a bad lynch, guys. So is inhim.

Fine, Mysterio can vig Tazaro I suppose.

unvote, vote:

[Friend]

Whoa. I wanted to make a vote.

unvote, vote: CallMeLiam

[Friend]

DGB, it's useless to say "just vig them" when like 5 people need vigging. We need to NOT lynch BC.

[Friend]

We can lynch Kairyuu. BC just feels town.

[Friend]

DGB, elli's defense was more "wait don't lynch me" and he never explained.

BC's is better.

[Friend]

Come on guys, BC was obvtown. Fakesoftclaiming =/= scum.

vote: CallMeLiam

Scum right here ^^^^

[Friend]

Awe Reck/dram love

[Friend]

Because you and your predecessor have done close to nothing useful.

[Friend]

Mysterio do NOT kill Mafuyu. Come on now bud.

[Friend]

Look guys, this town has been awesome. Let's not ruin it with another town lynch - I want to nominate us for a scummy.

[Friend]

DGB, wagon analysis is not the way to win games. Look where it got us with BC.

Although your candidates are scummy for their own reasons, inHim is town and Mafuyu is also probtown. The other three I could lynch. But CML is the best vote IMO.

[Friend]

"90 pages, my scumbuddies are almost all dead, fuck it this game is done anyways"

[Friend]

^^^ CML

[Friend]

Wasn't DGB confirmed by Manho, our cop?

[Friend]

Socio is actually prob-scum.

[Friend]

Mysterio vig the fuck out of CML por favor

[Friend]

DGB's wagon analyses are shitty and do not work (sorry DGB :/)

My fucking gut reads do work, as proven by the fact that I have been right on EVERY DAMN PERSON WE LYNCHED TODAY.

Let me make another.

[Friend]

By the way scum, I'm curious about the fact that you haven't killed me even though I've been single-handedly fucking your respective scumteams in the anus

[Friend]

vote: Tazaro

Reck is possible scum despite the claim.

[Friend]

It's true Recky

[Friend]

Also, despite me just calling DGB's wagon analysis shitty up there (I wasn't being totally serious) I find it hard to believe that not a single red scum was bussing Exe.

[Friend]

Because you're not defending yourself, brotherman.

[Friend]

Only -cum left?

[Friend]

YO!

Easy solution: Scummy person hammers Taz.

[Friend]

I might be okay with seeing Mafuyu hammer Taz.

[Friend]

I'm vengeful JSYK.

[Friend]

Reck, vote Taz. We'll get Mafuyu to hammer Taz.

[Friend]

Mafuyu, you realize that I have literally flipped town?

[Friend]

Fuuck.

Kairyuu/Reck/Gandalf. Scum is in that group.

[Friend]

DGB.

[Friend]

Alright, I think that even if Kairyuu is scum, he would have cleared Gandalf as town no matter what, like pac said.

I'm perfectly fine voting Reck, though.

vote: Reck

[Friend]

Aww I'm sorry Reck, I still love you though

[Friend]

I'm just not so sure, man.

I know it's a possible scum role, but so is rolethief. I just feel way more confident in your lynch then Benny's.

[Friend]

Andrius was a scum neighborizer in SpyreX's POWERFUL WIZARD Mafia. It's been done.

[Friend]

I thought pacman was confirmed town?

[Friend]

I'm okay with it; he's an extra confirmed town.

[Friend]

I'M GONNA GO NOMINATE US FOR A SCUMMY.

WE WERE REALLY GOOD.

gandalf I got you early too...should have stuck with that.