A gutted Haylen is your first find as you go down Quirkytown Lane to the town square, her insides having been thrown against the adjacent wall. Somebody clearly didn't like her, and her being found dead with rope and duct tape doesn't help her image.
A couple minutes later, you learn the person responsible for Haylen's death—InflatablePie, dead himself. You find two blood-stained items in the immediate vicinity—a Swiss army knife in his pocket and a golf club laying on top of his back. Searching some more, you find a piece of notebook paper in his pocket, with the message "I hate everybody in Quirkytown and I wish these crazy ways of talking would go away" written on it. You recognize the handwriting as his.
Something else seems off, though. You look around, counting just to make sure, and seth is nowhere to be seen. He's usually one of the first people here. Curious as you are, you start going to his house wondering what's up.
"You shouldn't go alone," a friend says. You stop, turn around, and motion him to come with you.
You arrive at seth's house and knock on the door.
"seth, are you OK?" you ask. You don't get an answer.
You turn to the friend. "Do you have a key?" you ask him.
"Nobody here locks their doors," the friend says. "You know that."
So you open seth's door, and immediately you start gagging, as if you're choking on something. You are so worried about harming yourself further that you slam the door.
"Do you have a hazmat suit?" you ask the friend.
"Sure!" he says, opening the trunk of his hatchback and giving it to you.
You put it on and open the door again. Closing it just as quickly, you go up to seth's room and find empty bottles of bleach and ammonia. What do they teach you never to do with these things? You take a quick look at seth, and find that he was still wearing his police uniform when he went to bed that night.
"Typical Quirkytownian," you say to yourself on the way out.
Time to figure out who did these atrocious crimes.
Haylen, who was the
Mafia roleblocker
, has been disemboweled on Night 3.
InflatablePie, who was the
serial killer
, has been golf clubbed on Night 3.
seth, who was a
cop
, has been gassed on Night 3.
Four, seven, four.
You fucking shouldn't be happy when I'm not fucking having any goddamn fun!
I'm for fucking sure ain't.