Mini 1034 - Castlevania Mafia (Game Over)

[Katsuki]

Goddamn zwet stop revoting!

Also, I didn't notice McG was also on CT wagon.

If Spy is scum, then I wouldn't be surprised that he is drawing attention away from McG, who is a happy hopper.

[zwetschenwasser]

Reaction fishing is not a bad thing.

[SpyreX]

SpyreX singles out McGriddle as 'possible scum' from Coach's L-1 wagon. Is there a reason why the L-4 to L-2 votes are scummier than the L-1 vote?

Well, you see there is a giant set of figures and graphs that are used to determine the relativistic scum weight on that wagon and there's just TOO MUCH information that would blow your mind and thus, because I can't have minds blown, I will have to keep it safe in my fanny pack.


Orr... I'm a little slow and didn't see the McG vote. Yes, there IS for sure a scum on the end of that wagon. Either way.

I'm lazy. Someone give me the THREE BULLET POINT (patent pending) on these two chuckleheads before I get to rereading.

[Katsuki]

Well, that would explain a lot then.

I still agree with spyrex's comment about there being scum on the back of that wagon. McG has made a ton of noise today and will look at him depending on MPR's flip. Active lurk more?

[LimMePls]

The claim isn't enough for me to change my mind. I've seen CT play just like this as scum, so I'm going with my experience on this one.

[Katsuki]

Reaction fishing is not a bad thing.

Fine.

OMFG YOU KILLED KENNY! YOU BASTARD!

[Coach Travis]

Don't like the rushed lynch. I obviously find MPR scummy, but a quick lynch without even giving him a chance to defend is pretty weak.

[Katsuki]

Are you SERIOUS? LOOK AT MY WAGON.

LOOK AT IT.

THIS IS THE WORST WAGON IN THE HISTORY OF WAGONING.

EVER.

SERIOUSLY. LOOK AT THE REASONS PEOPLE ARE VOTING ME.

...I'm waiting for my wagon to disperse. Hurry up.

I'm not even defending myself as nobody has a decent reason to vote me.

[Coach Travis]

Oh, he was certainly awful, but maybe he would have taken things more seriously at L-1.

[Kdub]

Vote Count

LynchMePls (0)

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SpyreX (0)

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jenniwren (0)

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UncertainKitten (0)

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MehPlusRawr (6)

- UncertainKitten, Coach Travis, tanstalas, Katsuki, McGriddle, zwetschenwasser

Katsuki (0)

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Dekes (0)

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Coach Travis (2)

- MehPlusRawr, LynchMePls

zwetschenwasser (0)

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McGriddle (0)

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VasudeVa (0)

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tanstalas (0)

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No Lynch (0)

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Not Voting (4)

- Dekes, VasudeVa, SpyreX, jenniwren

12 votes available, 7 votes needed to lynch.

Deadline is September 16, ~ 9 am PDT.

[UncertainKitten]

So hey, anything actually interesting happening here or is the day zombie still shuffling along at it's snail pace?

[Katsuki]

All waiting on MPR

Which could take a week or so...

[UncertainKitten]

Good luck with that.

[LimMePls]

Don't like the rushed lynch. I obviously find MPR scummy, but a quick lynch without even giving him a chance to defend is pretty weak.

What are you talking about? His wagon hasn't been quick by any stretch of the imagination. Please explain exactly what you are talking about here.

[MehPlusRawr]

Uh, I was gone all weekend. Reading. I notice that I'm at L-1 though- I'm Leon Belmont, VT.

[UncertainKitten]

Hammer at will gaiz.

[Dekes]

Just got back from V/LA. Dead tired. Just a couple of thoughts now, my catch-up post will be up tomorrow.

I may drop the hammer on MPR. The day has been long enough already, including lots of noise. But a couple of wagons have been formed, suspicions have been shared.

Although MPR's analysis of his wagon was pretty much spot-on at the time, his unwillingness to defend himself (except his VT claim) or to give out his suspects since then makes him a valid lynch imo. We'll gain enough info from his flip either way.

[Katsuki]

No additional comment.

Ready for hammer.

[Coach Travis]

Don't like the rushed lynch. I obviously find MPR scummy, but a quick lynch without even giving him a chance to defend is pretty weak.

What are you talking about? His wagon hasn't been quick by any stretch of the imagination. Please explain exactly what you are talking about here.

I didn't realize zwet had already voted him, so I thought his vote was the hammer. Basically, I made a mistake while reading. The wagon has indeed been going on for a while, I just always prefer to allow someone a chance to make one final defense before being hammered, and I thought zwet was preventing that opportunity. Anyway, looks like we're getting nothing else from MPR, so I won't object to anyone hammering him at this point.

[MehPlusRawr]

Wow. I'm seriously getting lynched over Coach.

Welp, yeah, suspect list. Mcgriddle, Zwet, and Coach.

[UncertainKitten]

Well maybe you shouldn't have sucked >=[!



Got reasoning for any of those? at all?

[LimMePls]

Wow. I'm seriously getting lynched over Coach.

Yup.

Unvote
Vote: MPR

[Kdub]

Vote Count

LynchMePls (0)

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SpyreX (0)

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jenniwren (0)

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UncertainKitten (0)

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MehPlusRawr (7)

- UncertainKitten, Coach Travis, tanstalas, Katsuki, McGriddle, zwetschenwasser, LynchMePls

Katsuki (0)

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Dekes (0)

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Coach Travis (1)

- MehPlusRawr

zwetschenwasser (0)

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McGriddle (0)

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VasudeVa (0)

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tanstalas (0)

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No Lynch (0)

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Not Voting (4)

- Dekes, VasudeVa, SpyreX, jenniwren

After several hours spent wandering the halls of Castlevania the assembled group gathered in a large antechamber. Each had a similar story to tell. They had encountered minor menaces – bats, skeletons, and even the occasional mer-man. But no significant resistance had been met. Furthermore chambers that were familiar to some as lairs of Dracula’s stronger allies lay empty. Something unusual was going on.

UncertainKitten took charge as everyone milled about.

“It might be wise to discuss our histories with Dracula and his minions. Or not. What do you all think?”

A jumble of voices spoke. Some thought it was meaningless drivel to rehash the past. Others looked warily about, still unsure of what to make of the whole situation. In the end most spoke out against a historic recitation of their deeds.

“Good enough. I’ve gathered what I need from your reactions” UncertainKitten said.

“What do you mean ‘gathered what you need to know’?” asked zwetschenwasser. “I think you are an imposter anyway and know it is my destiny to destroy you.”

zwetschenwasser moved menacingly towards UncertainKitten. At that a number of others drew closer, trying to determine zwet’s intentions. At that he spoke again –

“Ok, I was lying. I don’t think UncertainKitten is an imposter. I was just testing you. Coach Travis’s reaction indicates he’s some sort of minion of Dracula!”

At this point the room descended into chaos. tanstalas began accusing everyone who looked the wrong way at him of being corrupt. Others took sides and began arguing with or against tanstalas for his paranoid views. At one point a side conversation began in which Katsuki began discussing strange wildlife he had encountered over the years.

After some time LynchMePls shouted “I’ve had enough of this stupidity!”

He grabbed a large cross from his belt. Picking out a target he threw it at MehPlusRawr. The cross spun through the air and slashed hard into MehPlusRawr’s chest.

MehPlusRawr crumpled to the ground, their pool of hearts depleted.

MehPlusRawr was

Leon Belmont

(Vanilla Townie)

, lynched Day 1.

It is now Night 1. Please submit night actions. Deadline is September 9, ~ 7:30 pm PDT.

[Kdub]

You arrive one by one in a grand hall. It appears that a massive battle has recently taken place here. Pieces of heavy armor lie strewn about. It appears someone has destroyed a large number of Axe Armors. Each of you looks uneasily about as this is far stronger resistance than you have previously met.

Each one of you looks ready to depart when someone notices a statue sitting off to the side of the hall in a dark nook. The statue is of a whip wielding warrior in a dramatic battle pose. The quality of the carving work is top-notch.

It is then that the horror of the situation sets in … it is not a statue at all. It’s UncertainKitten, as the attire matches what he was wearing when he arrived at the castle. A quick head-count confirms that UncertainKitten is indeed missing.

UncertainKitten was

Trevor Belmont

(Bodyguard)

, turned to stone Night 1.

Day 2 has begun.

Vote Count

LynchMePls (0)

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SpyreX (0)

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jenniwren (0)

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Katsuki (0)

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Dekes (0)

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Coach Travis (0)

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zwetschenwasser (0)

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McGriddle (0)

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VasudeVa (0)

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tanstalas (0)

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No Lynch (0)

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Not Voting (10)

- LynchMePls, SpyreX, jenniwren, Katsuki, Dekes, Coach Travis, zwetschenwasser, McGriddle, VasudeVa, tanstalas

10 votes available, 6 votes needed to lynch.

Deadline is September 30, ~ 11 pm PDT.

[zwetschenwasser]

Interesting