Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

[Andrius]

And in you were wondering, I got to write the flavor for all my kills. After the first couple failed kills, I decided to keep the flavor simple, so that's what I did.

@ CSL: Prove me wrong, CSL. I might change my mind and try to kill Seraphim.

[Andrius]

I mean hey, what chance do we have against AGM? I'm willing to try and lynch him, and I'd throw a NK at him except there are still mafioso running around...

Tell you what. How about we lynch Seraphim/Espeonage? I'm town, SSBF is town, CSL is 3rd party. They're probably the scumbags here.

[CSL]

Those two may indeed be the scumbags.

Hmm. I don't think you two would stand a chance against the cult, Andrius.

How about we lynch AGM then you NK one of Sera/Esp?

[Andrius]

Except the lynch probably won't go through...
And I'm not too keen on keeeping more scum alive than I can handle. I hit one, we lynch the other; AGM's lynch tomorrow.
Unless someone is recruited...

[Espeonage]

I really don't want to go with AGMs plan. It defeats the purpose of Mafia even though it might not defeat the purpose of this particular game. I would rather lose as town than get a hollow win with a bunch of other people in a cult.

I think we should lynch CSL. I'm beginning to think there is no mafia at all. We just have a non lover SK or something.

That is just musings of course because we may still have a mafia.

[CSL]

Espeonage, if it were just me and town, the game would be over by now...

[Espeonage]

I just realised I missed this page. Yes but you are the most likely to take up AGMs offer.

[CSL]

I will turn it down. I like my alignment. Not Mafia, Not 3rd Party Killer, and Not Cult.

[AlmasterGM]

The plan actually still works even if multiple people turn the offer down. We just skip the lynching part. So long as the MAJORITY accepts, we can win. The dissenters can just get screwed over.

Seriously, anyone disagreeing with this plan is probable scum. They know the setup is too fucked up and easy to manipulate for town to win. They also know that I've already said that lynching me isn't going to work, so they are suggesting the "reject AGM and lynch him" plan in order to buy themselves more time. And dear god, LOOK at the first people to take a steadfast stance against it - CSL, confirmed third party, and Espeonage, the scummiest player left on the playerlist.

[Andrius]

So I just realized the following:
I can't kill Espeonage.
I can't kill Seraphim without getting blown to bits myself.
I can't kill AGM.
I won't kill SSBF.

That leaves CSL.

...

I have no idea what to do. I want to believe that the town can still win this, but... cult sounds enticing...

[AlmasterGM]

Exactly.

Remember, the words "cult" and "town" are just a rhetorical constructions used by this "Charles" character to form an arbitrary delineation between good and evil. There's no reason why we should buy into the false dichotomy. With my plan, all the good people still win - they just win in a different way.

[Andrius]

Exactly.

Remember, the words "cult" and "town" are just a rhetorical constructions used by this "Charles" character to form an arbitrary delineation between good and evil. There's no reason why we should buy into the false dichotomy. With my plan, all the good people still win - they just win in a different way.

Sooooo what are we doing today?
I'll decide whether or not I'll kill tonight later. Playing to my town WinCon says to kill CSL though, so. :/

I will be pissed, though, if there is a way, right now, for the town to win without the cult. :/

[AlmasterGM]

First we need to see who is going along with the plan. If the majority agree, then we lynch the dissenters. If everybody agrees, we can no-lynch.

Basically, this means we're probably lynching CSL, since it fits with everyones wincons and he's saying he doesn't want to go with le plan .

[Andrius]

First we need to see who is going along with the plan. If the majority agree, then we lynch the dissenters. If everybody agrees, we can no-lynch.

Basically, this means we're probably lynching CSL, since it fits with everyones wincons and he's saying he doesn't want to go with le plan .

But if we're going to lynch, if might as well be someone who can't be NK'd. I can only kill CSL. If he's lynched then I'm bored stiff. XD

[AlmasterGM]

Espeonage?

[Andrius]

Meh. I'll think on it. Either him or Seraphim.
Do you recruit every night?
And you never sent me a item did you?

[Andrius]

Aka, is anyone who is dead part of your cult too?

[Espeonage]

Aka, is anyone who is dead part of your cult too?

Want to see the answer to this question.

I don't want to join the cult but if everyone agrees there is no reason for me to decline.

[Andrius]

Aka, is anyone who is dead part of your cult too?

Want to see the answer to this question.

I don't want to join the cult but if everyone agrees there is no reason for me to decline.

Also, do you have any current members? I'd like to know if I'm going to say accept next time I'm offered the spot.

[CSL]

And as expected, life held me down.

If I get asked for cult, my answer is most likely yes.

[Andrius]

Ok.
We've got 2 3rd parties here, and 4 people claiming town.
How about we lynch someone? I'd be willing to try AGM/Sera/Espeonage, so long as my WinCon is still town.

[AlmasterGM]

I can recruit every night if I want to. There were multiple nights where I chose not to recruit.
I did, in fact, send you an item. I never lied about being God. I just omitted significant parts of the truth.
Nobody else, dead or alive, is currently part of the cult.

[Andrius]

I can recruit every night if I want to. There were multiple nights where I chose not to recruit.
I did, in fact, send you an item. I never lied about being God. I just omitted significant parts of the truth.
Nobody else, dead or alive, is currently part of the cult.

So, I feel like we should test lynching AGM and see what happens. I know its not the best thing to do, but I can't believe that there's no way for the town to win.
If AGM's right, he cannot be killed. Therein he cannot lose. There has to be a way for him to lose...

Maybe we need to find the scum.

Vote: Seraphim

Espeonage is the lesser of the two, and should be dealt with later.

[AlmasterGM]

So, I feel like we should test lynching AGM and see what happens. I know its not the best thing to do, but I can't believe that there's no way for the town to win.
If AGM's right, he cannot be killed. Therein he cannot lose. There has to be a way for him to lose...

I only have limited lynch immunity, just like Animorph. I have infinite NK immunity.

Also, my wincon is entirely dependent on at LEAST one person accepting my invitation. If nobody accepts, then I can never win. So it's very easy for me to lose, actually.

[Andrius]

Unvote

So. AGM.
Can you join the town or not? If you can, lynch Seraphim with us, NK Espeonage with me. We'll clean up this town and you swap sides D7.