Choose Your Side: A Comedy of Whims (Game Over)

[AlmasterGM]

HOW ABOUT THIS.

I invite Espeonage to the cult tonight.

If he accepts, then he is neutralized and we can proceed as planned.

If he rejects, then we kill him.

[AlmasterGM]

ESPEONAGE I CAN SEE YOU BROWSING THE FORUM.

HOW DOES THAT SOUND?

[AlmasterGM]

By the way you might as well just admit to being scum and claim now, seeing as right now you are either 1) being lynched or 2) being turned into a vanilla cultist.

[Espeonage]

Aww why me? I always loved trains. Do you want to live with the guilt of being the reason I no longer like trains?

[Espeonage]

Fine I'll join the cult.

[AlmasterGM]

So you are in fact scum, right?

Is Seraphim your buddy?

FULL CLAIM NOW. IT CAN ONLY HELP.

[Andrius]

So you would rather have us No Lynch, and leave me and SSBF to die?
Assuming that I have Doc protection I could kill Seraphim tonight... but all scum has to do is RB me and kill SSBF, and I'll kill myself on Seraphim.

There is a killer out there, who isn't Andy_Kira. They will eat us all up if we sit here any longer. We need a lynch dude. SSBF and I can't handle both a BP and a PGO. Esponage lynch is the way to go. Seraphim cannot RB and PGO, so we have a win.

NO. WE ARE NOT LETTING BOTH OF THEM LIVE ANY LONGER.
<3 AGM, BUT I CANNOT PROTECT THIS TOWN BY MYSELF, WAITING FOR YOU TO CULTIZE US ALL.

[Espeonage]

I am scum. I can steal peoples role on death and investigate people. Seraphim has the kill and can write his own flavour.

[AlmasterGM]

THERE WE GO.

SEE ANDRIUS.

THIS IS WHY YOU DO IT MY WAY.

[Andrius]

HAHAHAHA. WE DID IT.
LYNCHITY LYNCH LYNCH.
CSL, VOTE WITH ME OR YOU DIE TONIGHT.
SSBF, LEAD THE TOWN WITH ME.
AGM, RECRUIT SERAPHIM.
WE GOT THIS BRO'S.

[Andrius]

LOOK, AGM. I WANT TO ACTUALLY GET A KILL OUT OF THIS GAME. I WANT TO KILL SOME SCUM. HOW THE HELL AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THAT WHEN YOU'RE RECRUITING ALL THE SCUM?!??

[AlmasterGM]

STOP BEING SELFISH. IF IT WASN'T FOR ME SERAPHIM COULD'VE FUCKED YOU HARD. I JUST HANDED YOU THE SCUMTEAM THANKS TO MY BRILLIANT PLAY. PLUS I HAVE BEEN PLAYING PROTOWN ALL DAY.

NOW ALL I WANT TO DO IS GET A PIECE OF THE VICTORY PIE.

I THINK I DESERVE THAT.

[Espeonage]

Lynch seraphim. I never get to win.

[Andrius]

GRRRR. THIS SUCKS.
OH WELL.
WHY ARE WE LYNCHING SERAPHIM INSTEAD OF ESPEONAGE?

[Andrius]

YOU KNOW WHAT, AGM? NO.
WHAT IF YOU'RE A LYING BASTARD AND YOU AND ESPEONAGE ARE SCUM TRYING TO GET US TO LYNCH SERAPHIM? HUH?
NO. YOU WILL COMPROMISE WITH THIS TOWN.
WE LYNCH ESPEONAGE, OR ME AND SSBF WON'T JOIN THIS CULT.

[AlmasterGM]

I see no problem with lynching Seraphim.

Espeonage, you agree to accept the cult invite?

If you refuse, you die, even if you do manage to fire off a kill.

[Espeonage]

Because I never win and I can't kill shit.

[Espeonage]

I will accept. I really don't have a choice.

[AlmasterGM]

DUDE.

I WAS CONFIRMED THIRD PARTY BY A DEAD TOWN COP.

REMEMBER?

[Andrius]

NO NO NO NO NO.
WE AREN'T GOING TO LET A CULTIST DICTATE THIS LYNCH. WE LYNCH ESPEONAGE. I HAVE SSBF, CSL, AND PROBABLY SERAPHIM TOO, SO.

GRRRR. FORGOT ABOUT CAELUM.

OK THIS SUCKS. ESPEONAGE/SERPHIM WON'T AGREE TO KILL AGM WITH ME TONIGHT, AS THEY WOULD LOSE TO SSBF/ME/CSL D7 IN A LYNCH.

WE'RE FORCED TO GO WITH AGM HERE. DAMMIT.

[Andrius]

Espeonage, would you agree to a Happily Ever After with me, SSBF, and CSL?
We lynch AGM today, NK him tonight, and repeat until he dies. Then we Happy Ever After and we win.

[Espeonage]

AGM has a lynch immunity. Seraphim and I can win the game from there. AGM isn't an option if you want to win.

[Espeonage]

WAIT

[Andrius]

That won't work. CSL will leave the game and then scum will equal us in power.
AGM can't be scum now...

I think we're forced to win with this cult now...

I can't decide whether I'd rather die as town trying to kill PGO_Seraphim or become a cultist and win with the cult.

[Andrius]

@ espeonage: WAIT WHAT?!?