Mini 234: Astuto-Umore (Finished!)

[Kerplunk]

I translated the names from italian to english. You can use any random translator on the internet.

Some more out of the top of my head:
Cuoco - Cook (Stoofer)
Fluenza - Flu (Fishbulb, doc)
Media - Average (draygnmage, townie)
Sacco - sack, bag (Coron, sewer worker)(??)

Of a couple I couldn't find a translation of.

[Phoebus]

This is getting drawn out and painful. I'm about to vote Kerplunk.
I'm going on Fritzler's early performance and Kerplunk's seeming contentment to sit back and wait for a vote. Sure, he claimed today but nothing really productive has come out of it.

Were you told, Kerplunk, that you were looking for the mafioso's daughter?
What was that supposed to achieve? You'd think she'd tell you all the names? What was supposed to happen? Reeks of traitor to me.

In any case, since Fritz helped catch scum, even if he is evil SK, I'd be OK giving the win to him.

~24h and I vote Kerplunk. Hopefully, both will have responded till then.

[Fritzler]

Yosarian2, the policeman, has to have killing powers. If he hadn't then two of us would have killing powers, I surely one of us would have said that (I think). And he is the vigilante then, because if he was the SK, we would have won already. With what dod he kill then? I assume a vig doesn't kill on Day 1. That would mean the policeman kills with a fishing knife. That's strange. But I don't think there's any other sensible explanation.

Agreed, unless phoebus has killing powers and is keeping it a secret. But it still doesn't make any sense.

Then the mafia would have killed with either bullets or mutulation. Could be either one, IMO.

Do you honestly think the sk would kill with bullets and not mafia? Seems like your trying to make it look like you don't know anything about the SKs kill methods.

Were you told, Kerplunk, that you were looking for the mafioso's daughter?
What was that supposed to achieve? You'd think she'd tell you all the names? What was supposed to happen? Reeks of traitor to me.

Agreed, or maybe they became lovers and itwould be easier to kill her. I dunno.

In any case, since Fritz helped catch scum, even if he is evil SK, I'd be OK giving the win to him.

Earlier didn't you say it was easier for sk to find scum? This seems contradictory to me.

[Kerplunk]

This is getting drawn out and painful. I'm about to vote Kerplunk.
I'm going on Fritzler's early performance and Kerplunk's seeming contentment to sit back and wait for a vote. Sure, he claimed today but nothing really productive has come out of it.

I'm getting a bit fed up with this. What kind of productivity are you looking for? And you háve been productive this day? I am trying to do decide between you two, but I'm confused. Some things don't make sense.

Were you told, Kerplunk, that you were looking for the mafioso's daughter?
What was that supposed to achieve? You'd think she'd tell you all the names? What was supposed to happen? Reeks of traitor to me.

I wasn't told anything. I asked massive about it, but he said that I would info when I found her. And, Phoebus, I don't know what massive had in mind with my role. You're sounding like it's my fault that I was supposed to look for the mafia's daugther.

In any case, since Fritz helped catch scum, even if he is evil SK, I'd be OK giving the win to him.

I also helped catch scum, remember? When you stubbornly kept voting for me because of a random bandwagon! *sigh*

And, Phoebus for my productiveness how is this:

Night 1: Coron got mutulated (and riddled with bullets)

Coron crossed the bridge

Night 2: Polarboy got mutulated

Polarboy crossed the bridge

Night 3: Fishbulb got mutulated

Fishbulb (and only Fishbulb) crossed the bridge

Night 4: Yosarian got mutulated

Yosarian (and only Yos2 of the dead) crossed the bridge

Cross bridge night 1:
Commodore Amazing
Coron
Fishbulb
Kerplunk
Polarboy
Night 2:
Phoebus
Polarboy
Night 3:
Fishbulb
Night 4:
Yosarian2
Phoebus

I find this very very curious! I would also kind of explain his claiming on Day 2. Where has said that Phoebus was the murderer bc he also crossed the bridge. I did not find that very logical. I think he was setting up a claim. Fritzler is probably someone who knows who crosses his bridge and then gets the chance to kill them. I think draygnmage was right, after all.

I am throwing the towel in the ring:

vote: Fritzler

[Fritzler]

I don't know how to respond to this.

I do think your scum looking for a way out.

Vote: Kerplunk

[Fritzler]

Also, I have two questions for you:

So you think there would be an SK who couldn't kill everyone?
and
Why wouldn't I fake my results if this was true? Cuz if it was, I could easily fake them so it didn't incrimnate me?

[Kerplunk]

Also, I have two questions for you:

So you think there would be an SK who couldn't kill everyone?

An SK with an excellent roleclaim.

Why wouldn't I fake my results if this was true? Cuz if it was, I could easily fake them so it didn't incrimnate me?

Yeah, I know. I think you'd think that your claim was safe, so no need to lie about things. Maybe we had more information then we said, that could incriminate you if you posted lies.

I have a question for you. If I would be scum, why would I go after you and not Phoebus. Phoebus is far more easier to lynch then you.

I think I'm quite happy with my vote.

[Kerplunk]

Sorry, one more thing.

I don't know how to respond to this.

I do think your scum looking for a way out.

Vote: Kerplunk

Did it look like I needed a way out? Phoebus' claim was so shabby, I think I could lynch Phoebus.

[Fritzler]

Sorry, one more thing.

I don't know how to respond to this.

I do think your scum looking for a way out.

Vote: Kerplunk

Did it look like I needed a way out? Phoebus' claim was so shabby, I think I could lynch Phoebus.

Not as shabby as yours.

Also, I have two questions for you:

So you think there would be an SK who couldn't kill everyone?

An SK with an excellent roleclaim.

What would happen if this sk got stuck in a town with people it couldn't kill? (I.e. you with your claim [which i still don't buy], stooferizzle [who btw, said my role fit perfect with his results] and draygn_mage. He couldn't kill anyone, including stoofer who I think is our cop.

Why wouldn't I fake my results if this was true? Cuz if it was, I could easily fake them so it didn't incrimnate me?

Yeah, I know. I think you'd think that your claim was safe, so no need to lie about things. Maybe we had more information then we said, that could incriminate you if you posted lies.

But wouldn't it be better to be safe, and take one or two people off my list that were killed? I.E. I could take off yosarian and nobody would be the wiser.

I have a question for you. If I would be scum, why would I go after you and not Phoebus. Phoebus is far more easier to lynch then you.

Cuz you knew Phoebus was about to vote you, so you wanted to give him a reason to vote for someone else. Phoebus was definetly against you, and you're trying to prevent that.

[Phoebus]

I've either had an epiphany or I'm the world's most prized ass and Kerplunk has had the epiphany.
Actually, I know I'm the world's most prized ass, it's very possible Kerplunk had an epiphany and even more possible that I'm going to display my prized disposition again.

vote: Fritzler

[Fritzler]

Damn it. Good game guys. I knew I should have faked my results.

Oh, and kerplunk, I wasn't setting myself up for a claim, I really thought Phoebus was scum then.

[Kerplunk]

*high fives Phoebus and gives him cookies*

WOOHOO!!!!

*does a little dance*

[Phoebus]

*high fives Phoebus and gives him cookies*

You better deliver next summer!

Next stop. Kerplunk.

Roger that.

[massive]

Trembling in fear, unsure of just WHO could be left in their town to continue killing, Phoebus and Kerplunk slowly approached Fritzler.

"You've been watching the bridge this whole time, and EATING PEOPLE!" shouted Kerplunk.

"Aw, come on, how preposterous is that?" asked Fritzler, suddenly looking much larger, much meaner, and much uglier than any homeless man had a right to be.

Phoebus watched, then decided to help Kerplunk capture the hulking, ugly troll ... and a cheer went up from the crowd! Phoebus and Kerplunk strung up

Lordo

, the troll living under the bridge, and now the town is safe once again.

... what are you waiting for? Get back to fishing!

[massive]

Full disclosure coming when I get back to work tomorrow. Thanks for playing, everyone!

[Coron]

Go town!

[Fritzler]

So kerplunk, if I barely messed with the results and removed, say, Yosarian, would you have noticed?

[Kerplunk]

Hmm... dunno know. I had a vague revelation and checked it immediately. It would have been still curious, even if you hadn't included Yos2. I would have mentioned it anyway I guess. I don't know what would have come out of that discussion.


massive, is it Lordo or Gordo? Because I looked up Gordo (of course) and it didn't mean anything in italian but it means 'fat' in spanish. I guess you grow fat from eating humans, I suppose.

[Fritzler]

It's lordo. I misspelled it, then when I saw lordo = dirty, I figrued I'd stick with gordo.

[Mr Stoofer]

Yay! Go town!

Thanks everyone for a great game -- I really enjoyed it. Especially thanks to massive: it was a really fun set-up which you obviously put a lot of effort into.

Well played Kerplunk and Phoebus. I'm so glad I was killed last night - I would have voted Phoebus for sure if I was still alive. I was screaming at my screen when I say Keplunk and Fritzler voting for each other - I thought we'd lost it for sure!

[Yosarian2]

Go town!

Yeah, I did kill Coolbot last night, so at least I did something right. I did make a big mistake, though; I guess I should have claimed yesterday, because I got an innocent result on Phoebus night 2 I never got a chance to share, and that almost cost us the game.

[Kerplunk]

Yeah, great great game massive. Awesome. One of the funnest games I've been in.

I have had some headaches about this.

[Commodore Amazing]

Good job, town. Sorry scumbuddies if I said too much day one. The most fun I had in this game was making up my false claim. I translated "tree" into Italian and decided to be a gardener.

[Phoebus]

massive games are renowned for headache causing.
His last game had the cop as evil and he coached his "deputy" to a perfect win.

I'm slightly masochistic as far as massive games go...

[Fishbulb]

I figured out Fritzler was likely to be the serial killer right after sending in my choice to protect him. Sure enough, dead the next day.

Fun game, though.