Mafia 121 -- Picking Simplicity Game Over

[Jack]

The mafia lie about being SK...especially to get the cop lynched.

[UncertainKitten]

Sure they would, but I think you know I'm the SK, don't you Jack?

You said it yourself earlier. I'd probably kill CJ. I think several other people have pointed out that I've been dropping SK tells.

Yes, I've decided to claim.

I am the motherfucking SK and Nacho is so motherfucking scummy it's sad. Now lynch that asshole rather than being fucktarded

[UncertainKitten]

Also, who do you all want me to shoot tonight?

[UncertainKitten]

In fact, how about we do this! We lynch Antihero, and I'll shoot Nacho tonight. Two scum bagged, bang bang.

Any better ideas that don't involve lynching me because that would be pretty damn stupid at this point when I can be pretty useful as a vig?

Further, even if I'm lying and NOT the SK, you do realize you still have control of the SK, right? Keeping me alive means they get to blend in. Killing who town says they should kill keeps me alive. Obviously I can't be let live to lylo, but fuck it, I lost when Nacho busted out that bullshit fucking claim.

It's SO fucking unfair.

[UncertainKitten]

Also, Nacho is going to claim that he was just trying to force me to claim based on SK suspicion. Don't believe him.

[Xine]

I just learned 2 things, 1, I need to trust myself more, I thought UK was the SK, but I didn't say anything because I had such a weak case...and 2, I also was not aware that a cop could not get a guilty on the SK.
I was about to vote you, UK, but you make such a pretty appeal to live another day...hmmm...I was warned that you are an amazing mafia player.
Nacho, what do you have to say about UK's claim?

[UncertainKitten]

Take a look at the first post. It's right there. In this game, the SK is investigation immune.

And no, I'm not that great at mafia. If I were actually good, I would have found a way out of Nachos NOT investigation without claiming. I've slipped out of guilties before. I couldn't make it out of this one.

[nopointinactingup]

You can still fake claim like Doctor to out like, the Doctor, whoever he is.
Let see, one of you must be lying. Would we want to lynch the Claimed Cop or the Claimed SK. I think you know the answer to that UK.
An alternative would be to keep both of you under control for some more days. In that case, UK would not shoot Nacho ( would you UK? ) and nacho will get a Doctor Protect. If in a few more days, there happens to be another cop who: Claims guities or Dies then we know that UK is telling the truth. On the other hand, when UK gets too dangerous we can dispose of her.

[UncertainKitten]

Except the CLAIMED COP IS OBVIOUSLY FUCKING LYING! What the fuck is wrong with your dumbass head nopoint!?

And I'm shooting nacho in the fucking face tonight to end this farce.

Unless you all give me a DAMNED good case for anyone better. A DAMNED good case.

You clearly aren't fucking thinking this through no point, and I do not have the patience for fucktardedness.

GET YOUR MOTHERFUCKING HEAD OUT OF YOUR ASS AND ACTUALLY FIGURE OUT HOW THE FUCKING GAME IS PLAYED, DUMBASS!!

/me breathes heavily

I feel a lot better now, actually.

[UncertainKitten]

I *can* PARTIALLY accept leaving Nacho alive, but I want a DAMNED good substitute. A DAMNED good one.

[nopointinactingup]

Maybe you know that you are the SK but I don't so don't act like I'm (supposedly) in your shoes. That is the best plan I can come up with if we do not lynch you ( which I'm still in favor is btw). If you will not take my good grace and waste a shot on Nacho ( as will be indicated tomorrow ), there's no reason for us not to lynch a rouge SK.

[UncertainKitten]

Well, fortunately, the town's wishes are not solely YOUR wishes nopoint. Because if they were, we'd all be fucked.

[UncertainKitten]

Well, they'd all be fucked. I've already claimed not town :V.

[nopointinactingup]

If we lynch UK now, however, we can be certain of Nacho's alignment and thus the Doctor would be sure he has the right protect every night. But if Nacho is lying we have a trade off 1 scum for 1 SK-Vig. Considering neither of them are town, I would say this is the most effective plan.

[nopointinactingup]

So I'd still pick lynching you any day UK. *plugs ears*

[Jack]

UK is lying, I'm the real SK. She's just mafia.

I will kill antihero tonight.

[nopointinactingup]

Cool. I believe Jack.

[UncertainKitten]

I'd say that's pretty dumb because for right now having a vig is a bigger advantage since you've gained a lynch. Rather than trading one scum for one SK, you COULD be shooting the entire scum team. Town controlled kills are a big advantage.

...did Jack just claim scum? Are you really that stupid Jack?

Hell, fuck it, lynch me, clearly the entire scum team wants me dead!

[nopointinactingup]

But you do understand that claiming virtually guarantees you a loss don't you?

[nopointinactingup]

WAIT this is getting out of hand. Why would Jack claim SK if he really was an SK? He'd best lay low and let UK die anyways, especially when most people consider him town.

[UncertainKitten]

Look, the minute Nacho claimed a cop result on me, and it turned out we had a follow the fucking cop town, I had lost. I'm TRYING to make what I can of it, but now Jack scum is going to jump in and fuck things up more. So you know what? You're welcome town. You get TWO fucking scum in exchange for my death.

I can't believe that Jack and Nacho are both this utterly dicktarded. And if you two are town, you STILL better fucking be lynched because this is the dumbest thing I have ever had the misfortune of seeing you do. I used to respect you as players.

Clearly you just are good at disguising how fucking RETARDED you are!!!!!!!!

HOLY FUCKING SHIT NO POINT FOUND HIS FUCKING BRAIN!!!!!

[nopointinactingup]

There is a chance that Jack is VT. He likes gambitting to force a lynch.

[UncertainKitten]

And that would mean Jack is the most fucking stupid VT I've had the misfortune of playing with.

And he'll need to pay for it with a lynch after I die. Don't.
Fucking.
Let
Him
Get
Away
With
That
BULLSHIT!!!!!!!!

[nopointinactingup]

pfff I need to go to an exam, but I'll be back soon to see what's up.

[UncertainKitten]

Well, I'm headed to bed in a few minutes anyway. Just fucking lynch me like the idiots you are. And then make sure you lynch Jack and Nacho.