Mafia 121 -- Picking Simplicity Game Over

[Jack]

I think nopoint is scum.

[UncertainKitten]

Well then why don't you shoot him if you're the SK, Jack?

OH WAIT, YOU AREN'T YOU LYING FUCKER.

[Jack]

Well then why don't you shoot him if you're the SK, Jack?

OH WAIT, YOU AREN'T YOU LYING FUCKER.

I'm already "shooting" Antihero

[UncertainKitten]

Well, whatev, heading to bed.

[AGar]

Uh.

What.
The.
Fuck.

[Jack]

uk is mafia, not that complicated.

[AGar]

No... I get that she's not town.

I'm just confused.

Cop claims.
SK claims.
SK counter-claim.

I have never seen this before. Apparently when I was SK, I was doing it wrong. D:

Jack, I'm actually gonna go with you on this one, but I'm adding a caveat. There's apparently a specific way to play a Picking Simplicity game, one that I don't grasp. At all. Explain to me the benefits of outting yourself as SK? SK is a complete survivor role. By not outting yourself, you let UK play her little game while you kill and she gets lynched pre-LYLO, and you coast for a good while, seeing as how you had a few town reads on you (myself included). Outting yourself now, all you do is ensure one scum gets lynched and you lose. I don't follow.

I buy Nacho-cop myself.
I buy UK-scum.
I think Jack fell for a ploy somehow.

[Nachomamma8]

@AGar: Drop the SK discussion for now. It can be resumed tomorrow. Right now, it detracts from a UK lynch, which is bad.

[LimMePls]

I don't think we should lynch Nacho or UK. Antihero is still a better lynch. If we lynch UK, and she is the SK, all we're doing is helping the scum. If we lynch Nacho, we risk lynching the cop. I say we let the situation play itself out, and lynch scum-Antihero.

nopoint trying to direct the doc protect is massively scummy. Regardless of who we believe is what, there is no way we should be calling the doctor to protect a specific target.

[AGar]

I don't think we should lynch Nacho or UK. Antihero is still a better lynch. If we lynch UK, and she is the SK, all we're doing is helping the scum. If we lynch Nacho, we risk lynching the cop. I say we let the situation play itself out, and lynch scum-Antihero.

nopoint trying to direct the doc protect is massively scummy. Regardless of who we believe is what, there is no way we should be calling the doctor to protect a specific target.

Did you miss the "I'm the real SK" claim by Jack?

And Nacho, I don't believe stifling the discussion here is the right play at all. Jack has come out and counter-claimed UK. UK should be lynched regardless, based on a guilty and a counter-claim. She's fucked one way or another. I want to see Jack's motivations though.

[Xine]

Nachomamma, why did you wait untill now to claim this result?

[AGar]

Nachomamma, why did you wait untill now to claim this result?

Why are you fishing at the obvious?

[Xine]

I just want to see what Nacho has to say about it.
Anyway, I think this is an absolutly absurd situation, and the sooner we get more real information the better.
VOTE: UncertainKitten

[Jack]

I don't think we should lynch Nacho or UK. Antihero is still a better lynch. If we lynch UK, and she is the SK, all we're doing is helping the scum. If we lynch Nacho, we risk lynching the cop. I say we let the situation play itself out, and lynch scum-Antihero.

Nah, just think about it, is there any way in hell nacho is lying?

nopoint trying to direct the doc protect is massively scummy. Regardless of who we believe is what, there is no way we should be calling the doctor to protect a specific target.

I think he may have outed himself as scum but I wasn't even thinking of that.

[Empking]

Unvote

Vote: UK

[nopointinactingup]

Jack. If you're lying you should admit it right now. Your SK claim has either town motivation or scum motivation, but no SK motivation. I believe you are a townie playing a gambit of some sort. Even for early gambit makes no sense as an SK.

[RedCoyote]

Hmmm... I'd rather see what happens to Nacho tonight without UK than with UK. Sorry, hon. We're taking a chance either way.

This trumps everything else today, I think.

Unvote

Vote: UncertainKitten

[nopointinactingup]

btw,

nopoint trying to direct the doc protect is massively scummy. Regardless of who we believe is what, there is no way we should be calling the doctor to protect a specific target.

Do you necessarily think I'm scum with Nacho?

[AGar]

L-2. Cool.

LMP, stop pussyfooting. Anti-hero isn't being lynched. He's gonna get shot up like Tom Cruise at the end of Valkyrie. Get on the UK wagon.

[Lowell]

Eh, this got easy.

unvote, vote UK

[eldarad]

UNVOTE:
VOTE: UK

[UncertainKitten]

You all are fucking retards and I hope you all die in a fucking fire.
Seriously. I hope I never have to play with ANY of you motherfucking ASSHOLES again.

Also, I'm going to flip SK.

I hope the mafia quickly dispatch all you morons.

You don't deserve to win.

You don't deserve to LIVE!

[UncertainKitten]

Oh, final thoughts before NS gets back to seal your UTTER
FUCKTARDERY!

Nacho and Jack are scum. So is Antihero.

YOU BETTER lynch those fuckers or you all are even STUPIDER than I thought, which is pretty damn hard at this point.

Truculent jackasses.

[UncertainKitten]

NO. SERIOUSLY. YOU ALL DID NOT FUCKING USE YOUR BRAINS! YOU ALL JUST HERP FUCKING DERPED THIS UP IN THE WORST FUCKING WAY POSSIBLE!!!

YOU ALL ARE A FUCKING INSULT TO MAFIA!!!

[UncertainKitten]

@AGar: Drop the SK discussion for now. It can be resumed tomorrow. Right now, it detracts from a UK lynch, which is bad.

NACHO IS EVEN FUCKING CLAIMING SCUM HERE! But does ANYONE point this out? OF COURSE FUCKING NOT! YOU ALL ARE GODDAMNED DIPSHITS!