Mafia 121 -- Picking Simplicity Game Over

[UncertainKitten]

Also, LMP has the distinguished role of town MVP. He's the only one that actually thought for TWO FUCKING SECONDS. You all should learn from him.

RC and Xine in particular are egregiously fucktarded offenders of the art of thought. Good job being dumb, dumbasses.

[UncertainKitten]

You know, I think at this point I'm less mad and more trolling, but it's fun repeatedly and correctly insulting your intelligence because y'all are fucking idiots.

Don't think I used idiots yet, even if I've used fucktards about 11 times.

At least I'll be fucking up a page of rereading for y'all when you realize I was telling the truth and it was pretty fucking obvious to all but the most simple minded of morons!

[UncertainKitten]

...I wonder if Guile's theme would go with this.

Hey, guys, you all should listen to Guile's theme while reading my posts! It'll make it more fun while you realize just how you all don't even deserve to be slime under my favorite boots.

[Vi]

Votecount 2.08

UncertainKitten - 9 - Nachomamma8, AGar, Jack, nopointinactingup, Xine, Empking, RedCoyote, Lowell, eldarad

AGar - 4 - Nikanor, VasudeVa, Haylen, Nocmen
LynchMePls - 1 - Antihero
Antihero - 1 - LynchMePls
Nachomamma8 - 1 - UncertainKitten

Not Voting: Glork

With 17 alive, it takes 9 to lynch.

V/LA: Glork, through Sunday (11-21)

Deadline: November 23

Random notes: Today's random entertainment is this video.

Old Prick

Mod scene forthcoming. Don't panic.

----CONSIDER THIS TOPIC LOCKED----DO NOT POST----

[Vi]

Following a quicklynch, we arrive at a page that straddles the boundary between tasteless and flavorless.

UncertainKitten, Serial Killer

, has been lynched.

Night Two begins now. Deadline is November 24. Any actions not received by Nobody Special at that time will not happen. (You shouldn't need to send them to me - if that changes, you will be contacted.)

Prods and suchlike will similarly be handled by Nobody Special however he chooses to do so.

----THIS THREAD SHOULD STILL BE CONSIDERED LOCKED----
----CONTINUE NOT POSTING---

[LimMePls]

Nothing to see here, move along.

[LimMePls]

OMFG, Delete please, I did not see the final posts, I post before reading the whole thread. SORRY!

Prior post wiped. ~~NS

[Nobody Special]

There has beena Moderation Error; the Game will continue from this point.

Above deadline of November 24 is still in effect.

[Nobody Special]

{Flavor to come: hopefully}

nopointinactingup, Vanilla Townie,

has been shot Night Two.

With 15 alive, it takes 8 to lynch.

Deadline: December 15

[Haylen]

I have a cop

guilty on UK.

UncertainKitten,

Serial Killer

, has been lynched.

Welcome to Mafia 121 -- Picking Simplicity!

Even though this game will have absolutely NO FLAVOR AT ALL, that doesn't mean we can't have a rollicking good time, right? ...Right?!?

Welcome, XXXXX. You are a Serial Killer.

This means that once per Night, you must send to me a PM with the name of a person that you would like to kill. If you do not submit a playername to be killed, one will be chosen for you at random.

You will show up as Not Guilty if the Town Cop happens to investigate you

.

You win when there is no one left alive besides yourself.

The game thread is here -- please confirm in-thread. Once 18 players have confirmed in the game thread, Day One will have automatically started at that timepoint, with the deadline for Day One three weeks hence. (Deadline link will be posted in each votecount, don't worry.)

You're posting meta coincides with you being scum, have been shorter posts than when you're town. Then there's the little botched fake claim, nice try. And you were hitting on UK :< Nice buddying.

[Haylen]

Vote Nachomamma

[Haylen]

UK is lying,

I'm the real SK

. She's just mafia.

I will kill antihero tonight.

We lynch Nacho today and Jack tomorrow.

[Lowell]

vote nacho

. Not sure why were given two lynches without having to do anything, but I'll try not to overthink it.

[Jack]

Oh please, you guys are crazy.

Nacho is obvtown. I assume the "there has been a moderation error" is in regards to that.

Haylen is scum I think.

I liked LMP a lot but his post about UK being the sk makes me vastly suspicious. But antihero is still probably scum.

[Haylen]

I do not believe that Nacho would have kept a guilty to himself until that late in the day. He's a very excitable player ^_^

[Haylen]

And why the lack of a defence, Jack? You said you were SK then UK flipped SK, tell us about that.

[Jack]

I do not believe that Nacho would have kept a guilty to himself until that late in the day. He's a very excitable player ^_^

So you don't believe he's scum because he claimed a guilty on the investigation immune SK?

[Jack]

Also, SORRY UK, looks like you got a tough draw this game. But I am still happy to lynch the SK early.

[Haylen]

I believe he's scum because he claimed a guilty on the II SK. I also explained that his meta for being town and scum is completely different - particularly the length of this posts, if you don't believe me on that I suggest you go and check, it's helped me catch Nachoscum before. His meta is also that he's rather excitable, so I don't believe he would have kept a guilty investigation in that long.

Now you're back tracking on what you said earlier. You claimed SK, a defence would be appreciated.

[Jack]

No defense needed. I am the SK. Direct my kill as you will.

If you believe he's scum fake claimed cop, all that other stuff is extraneous, and contradictory.

[Empking]

Vote: Jack

FoS: Haylen

- Putting suspicion on our cop with no real thoughts about why he's scum. ("Nacho is scum because he got a guilty on a SK!" "Oh that's wrong. Well he's guilty because he kept the result to himself!"

Actually I convinced myself while I'm writing this.

Unvote

Vote: Haylen

[Haylen]

Oh, I found the other scum. Three out of four down!

That is a blatant misrep and you know it. I've stated my reasons for believed Nacho to be scum, do I need to pick one now? Has mafia really come down to needing one good reason to lynch someone, rather than many reasons?

[Haylen]

FoS Empking

Scumlist:
Nacho
Jack
Empking.

Who's the last one.

[LimMePls]

First off, the post that I made when the thread was faux-locked read something like(I don't have it exactly):

Did you miss the "I'm the real SK" claim by Jack?

No, but this is Jack we're talking about. I think he is gambiting to push the UK lynch. Only an idiot-SK would counter claim a fake SK claim, and Jack's not an idiot.

I'm not ruling out that Nacho is gambiting the cop claim here, he has been pushing the UK case all day, and this may be a last ditch push at a diminishing wagon.

Like I said, I don't have the exact post anywhere, I wish I'd saved it before it got edited out. Based on the speed of that lynch, I guarantee you there is 2 scum on the back end. That puts 2 scum (possibly 3) in {Xine, Empking, RedCoyote, Lowell, Eldarad}. My money is on Eld and Empking. Both voted on that wagon on the tail end with completely content-less posts (ie just votes). They weren't interested in considering the ramifications of lynching the SK. Given Empking's earlier game scummy actions, I think the best place to start is

Vote: Empking

Antihero is also a great lynch if we still want to go that way.

[Jack]

I don't think we should lynch Nacho or UK. Antihero is still a better lynch. If we lynch UK, and she is the SK, all we're doing is helping the scum. If we lynch Nacho, we risk lynching the cop. I say we let the situation play itself out, and lynch scum-Antihero.

LMP and me are usually on very similar wavelengths. But this is vastly different from my thoughts at the time in a way that is explained by him knowing that UK wasn't mafia.

nopoint trying to direct the doc protect is massively scummy. Regardless of who we believe is what, there is no way we should be calling the doctor to protect a specific target.

This sounds like someone who might later decide nopoint is the doctor.