knock knock
FRYLOCK. Shake, someone's at the door
SHAKE. Tell her I'm not here!
FRYLOCK. It's not a girl.
SHAKE. I gotta be free, man.
FRYLOCK. It's some kind of dog.
SHAKE. I can't just have housecalls with every filthy slut I bag and tag
FRYLOCK. It's not a lady, man.
COYOTE. Hahaha! That's really funny, man. You guys have a good dialogue thing going on.
SHAKE walks into the room
SHAKE. You will speak when spoken to!
SHAKE slams the door
FRYLOCK. I thought you said you didn't know it.
SHAKE. I don't... know her...I mean, I KNOW her, but only in the biblical sense.
we cut outside, where a red coyote sits and looks very unamused by the things he is hearing inside
FRYLOCK opens the door
FRYLOCK. Shake says he won't let you in because he's had too much...what was it...nasty raunchy thigh-slappy blindfolded sex with you.
COYOTE. Excuse me?
SHAKE. ADULTS ARE TALKING.
FRYLOCK. Listen, we've got a lot of work to do
SHAKE. Yeah! Work on that ass. Whatcha doin later, honey.
COYOTE. I'm actually not into that.
SHAKE. Everyone's into me. I'm like a sexual chameleon.
FRYLOCK. I guess what I'm saying is if you want to come hang out, you can.
SHAKE. Yeah...come and hang out. On my enormous johnson!
COYOTE. Well...alright, as long as you don't molest me
SHAKE. I will promise nothing!
tl;dr, RedCoyote replaces Zinive
