DEFCON Mafia 2.0 - Over, American Victory!

[Fate]

JED STOP WASTING FUCKING POSTS

/IRONY

[chesskid3]

Because scum totally aren't going to mostly have silos in defensive mode?

[Fate]

AMDF:LASDGNFINGFJWKESNHKGJNS

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YOU


SJODJ

YOU CANT PLAY THAT CARD.


IF THEY HAVE THEM IN DEFENSIVE FUCKING MODE AND THEN DEFEND EM AND THEY DONT DIE THEY GET DEATH AGAIN ANWYAY

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GETTING AT>?

[Jed Cooper]

Fate stop sending me ESP messages about your in-game world view.

[chesskid3]

double nuke makes sure it happens, and reduces the number of nukes flying.

Best of both worlds, no?

[AlmasterGM]

[DEFCON Mafia 2.0 - Day 1, DEFCON 3]

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. Enemy movement detected.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Threat is within striking distance of priority targets.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Forwarding...Done.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Parsing possible response scenarios...

...

"...and so, Mr. President, this is while I firmly believe we are acting prematurely and should cease this aggression at once..."
"Excuse me for interrupting, but some urgent new data has just come in that must be addressed."
"Again? Fine, go ahead."
"The enemy movement has become more aggressive. They have several carriers just outside our territorial waters."
"What? Since when?"
"Since ten seconds ago. I just got the update from the sys..."
"They have no reason to be this aggressive."
"I beg to differ. They have every reason. We are weak now. They are strong. One plus one equals boom."
"Mr. President, you can't possibly be buying this..."
"Quiet both of you and let me see the intel for myself."
...
"Everyone to the situation room. Put us at DEFCON 3. Now. Go."
"Mr President..."
"This is a potential crises and we will deal with it as such. We will be calm, cool, and collected. Now, let's go."
"Yes, sir."

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] Attention all units, this is command. We are at DEFCON 3. Repeat, we are DEFCON 3. Enemy movement in multiple sectors has been confirmed. We are preparing a non-nuclear response. Keep your weapons hot and be ready to be Oscar Mike immediately when ordered. You are cleared to engage any confirmed hostiles. Over and out.

...

It is now Day 1, DEFCON 3. Voting and lynching may now occur. Regular vote counts will be posted, along with prods. The deadline is Wednesday, 29 December at 11:59pm EST. Good luck!

[Fate]

VOTE: DANAKILLSU

HEHEHHH

HAHHEHAHEHEAHE

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[SpyreX]

FATE PLEASE I NEED THIS

Unvote, Vote: Jed

THE OTHER CAN HAPPEN TOMORROW

There have actually been a couple of suggestions from certain players about this as well -- that people should choose fallout shelter or nuke etc.

You mean me as "certain players"

and "people" as you and dana.

Because, you're dead.

And, IF IF IF you were town going down with something useful in your hands isn't helpful.

Additionally, chess stumbled a bit onto a line of thinking I had kinda - until I'm confident pr's that can screw with the lynch are in good hands at D1 I'd like to see a nuke launched at the lynch target.

Not double nukes off the bat because that is silly but.

[Fate]

buuuwhAAAAAAAAAAAA?

Jed?

Of all the targets?

OF all your TOOG case and madness?

WHATS ALL THIS MUSTACHE TWIRLING SPYREX?

[SpyreX]

Damnit man, DAMNIT.

Jed went from I am a martyr for the cause of the holy and just town controlled nukes to I'm nukin gan first chance I get.

All of it was a mystical story.

AND I MADE THIS CLEAR.

[Fate]

SpyreX you just went and undermined all the goods things you had been sayin'

As far as I see Jed is being called scum for being loud and lioudly saying things that are loud because he has to stick to said loudness and can't back dwon because he's already chosen his "fake townie mask" or some shit.

And while I can see the merits of that he's dropped plenty of towntells along the way, ANDD

HE ISNT THE TYPE OF SCUM WE LYNCH D1 BECAUSE HES HERE AND HE TALKS.

THE TYPE OF SCUM THAT DIE D1 ARE THOSE THAT DERPHERP IN THE SHADOWS AND LET MORONS LIKE CHESS (NON-DANASCUM ALIGNMENT=DETERMINED) DEFEND THEM WITH META AND SCUMBUDDIES LIKE TOOG FENCE SIT ON THE ISSUE SO THE ISSUE CAN NEVER BE PUSHED AND THEIR BUDDIES LYNCH CAN SIT ON THE BACKBURNER FOR AWHILE.

DANA OR TOOG.

IF YOU HAVE SOME AMAZING NEW DIRECTIONZ WITH ACTUAL REASONINGS BEHIND IT THAT IS THE ONLY OTHER ACCEPTABLE POST.

Preview Edit:

OH yeah that was the case on him.

I wonder how I forgot about that <_<
>_>

(in which case disregard the line about you not having actual reasonings)

Now I SHOULD delete all the above and just post a Jedvote in this post, but I'm gonna let it ride and see what else happens first.

[SpyreX]

Let er' ride but don't get too crazy.

I want speedlynches.

YEA, I said it.

And on that glorious day I can lay out the other ones that need to go.

(P.S. you have no idea how hard it was to fight being lazy and just push toog BUT Jed is my call)

[Fate]

FFFFFFFFF

HOW COULD I FORGET THE BEST TOWN PLAY IS TO TAKE THE EXPRESS TRAIN TO NUKETOWN?

UNVOTE:
VOTE: JED

CHOOOOO CHOOOOOOOOO

[Jed Cooper]

Utr Lurkers

Bobsnox
Sociopath
Jack
Bunny
Internet Stranger

Could you all please post your analysis of DEFCON 5 & 4 because we have very little in the way of content to judge your play on...

@Red Coyote: You said that lurking was a red herring in Defcon 1 (because lurking was seen as a scum tell due to scum typing in their QT), could you elaborate on that?

I have a particular scum read I am working on atm while I'm at work...

[gandalf5166]

VOTE: Jed

LETS GO, BITCHES!

[SpyreX]

Ouuu nelly.

Yea, lets get this a goin'.

Internet Stranger is lurking.
Kat? Kit? Nah. No way.
Dana? Course not.

[Fate]

That's one HEELUVA A POST considering the ones around it.

Did jed ever explain why he 180 diisonanced?? Or has he been dodgin it this whole time?

[SpyreX]

Dodging it like a boss.

I think the next post after I called that out involved the unified scum theory on why my worldview is so awesome

[SpyreX]

Based on the reality which is now present with those in question declaring themselves, I have to agree with the analysis that nukes will be flying but I never bought the idea that it was impossible until now.

I can't help the fact that the town doesn't want to pursue the best course of action even though they should; I can only accept that they won't. Just because you "knew it all along" because its your world view doesn't lessen the value of the best course.

The scum want your worldview to prevail, why do you think its so popular? Its because you have full scum support buddy. So don't give yourself too much credit.

Yea.

[SocioPath]

*LURKS UNTIL VOTES ACTIVATE*

VOTE: JED

*GOES BACK TO LURKERING*

[Faraday]

vote katsuki

[VasudeVa]

I'm sorry I disappeared for a while. I was held against my will! Three of my friends suddenly came over. At 3am, Sunday. I didn't want to go with them. But then they showed me a ziplock full of weed. I spent the last three days my friend's house high as a kite, practicing songs for the band. It was fucking awesome.

Although, I'll have to announce

V/LA this coming weekend.

Since I've got a gig coming up.

Be doing my catching up Tommorow. >.>

[danakillsu]

Sure, why not.

unvote vote: Jed

I haven't seen much real contribution from him.

[Internet Stranger]

WTF? Im lurking? Dont be trying to pin that crap on me Jed, you surly communist!
Then Spyrex goes along with it all Herpaderp?

I honestly was going to take the fact that we are in DEFCON 3 to start rattling out the communist scum and determine my nuke targets, but this little lie of yours Jed just earned yourself my vote instead. I can ferret out the rest of your commie komrades later.

Vote: Jed

[Internet Stranger]

Oh and Fate. I said Percy is scum. Im calling it now. And if I have to shove a nuke up Percy's ass to prove it, then so it shall be.