Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

[chesskid3]

yay

Princeton? Very impressive.

[Mist7676]

Soooo who still needs to send it in??

[Reecer6]

Not me for sure.

Action: Carefully maneuver the bear trap off me.

[Packbat]

All moves received. Resolutions in a bit.

[drmyshottyizsik]

yay!

[Mist7676]

OMG CANT WAIT!!!

[Mist7676]

Recer I LOVE PROFFESER LAYTON" there is an answer to every riddle"

[chesskid3]

inb4 i die

[Mist7676]

Come on chesskid roll a 5 or 6 wanna see what will happen. Also anybody familiar with epicmafia.com ??

[chesskid3]

I'm Dolur on there

[Packbat]

Come on chesskid roll a 5 or 6 wanna see what will happen. Also anybody familiar with epicmafia.com ??

Please do not derail the game thread.

[Mist7676]

Sorry

[Mist7676]

So how soon will the results come out??

[Packbat]

It takes some time to write - we usually get them out within a day.

[Mist7676]

Oh ok

[Packbat]

Turn 6 Resolution

Xalxe: 2

Securely confident in his undetectability, Xalxe casually strolls past the three zombies in the parking lot ... and trips on a parking chock. After that, the swearing and the nosebleeding detract a bit from his undetectability.

gandalf5166: 5

gandalf5166, standing on a shelf under the ceiling hatch, realizes that the lock was apparently left loose, and it is but a moment to open it up and reach the roof.

From this higher vantage point, the situation looks relatively bleak - even ignoring the flames that are beginning to scorch the roof, the zombie population of the area appears relatively high, with many of them moving towards the store. However, there is one glimmer of hope: across the street and half a block down from the liquor store stands an old brick church, with narrow windows at ground level and unbreached front doors.

And as for the zombies on the open road between here and there: gandalf5166 has

very

good aim.

gandalf5166 is now carring

3 full magazines, 1 empty magazine, and an M9 with 4 bullets remaining

.

chesskid3: 5

As the zombies stagger closer, chesskid3 takes a deep breath, sags his head, loosens his gait, and tries to get into the mindset of the dead.

He moans, seemingly unconsciously. He begins to shamble, indifferent to the sound of gunfire from the roof, indifferent to the fading light, indifferent to the scraping of his shoes against the asphalt ... until he suddenly trips on the invisible figure of Xalxe.

"What the hell, che-"

"Smell," interrupts chesskid3. "They're tracking us by smell, that's how they're doing it!"

chesskid3 now understands the zombie mindset. He will have

a permanent

+1

special bonus

on any action involving zombie psychology.

jmj3000: 5

jmj3000 slings the shotgun over his arm and bends down to check the shelf under the cash register for bullets. As it happens, this was an inspired decision.

jmj3000 is now carrying

an ammo bag containing 3 10-shell boxes of 20-gauge buckshot and 2 30-round boxes of loose 9x19mm Parabellum rounds

.

(Yes, that is the same 9mm round that gandalf5166's M9 uses.)

drmyshottyizsik: 4

Dissatisfied with his prior efforts to cause rampant destruction, drmyshottyizsik decides he needs to call on a higher power. Specifically, a higher power known as "air support". He pulls a satellite radio out of his jacket pocket and speaks in Russian for a few minutes, listens to the response, then replaces the radio with a smirk.

Event: A Russian airstrike has been called on the strip of woods behind the liquor store.

Reecer6: 6

While everything else is going on, Reecer6 is carefully pulling the claws of the bear-trap apart and carefully maneuvering it off his leg. He successfully frees his leg, and gratefully drops it and begins to limp away.

Whereupon he discovers that his pants were still caught.

Reecer6 has now dropped

one pair of blue jeans

in the

sprung bear-trap

.

---

As the survivors finish their actions, there is a sudden

ka-rumph!

sound as the gas tank of the Mercedes ignites. There is a brief column of flame, and the car becomes fully engulfed in flames.

The zombies pay no mind.

Spoiler: Turn 7 Actions

1. Xalxe: Same as before.

[I stealthily slink into the forest and search for either a large branch to use as a beating stick or a few nice-sized rocks for throwin'.]

2. gandalf5166:

Run down from the roof and make a break for the church

Shoot shotty.

3. chesskid3: Go to the nearest dead zombie, and cover my clothes in zombie blood.

4. jmj3000:

Go to the front door and get ready to run out

Load as

[m]

any shells as my shotgun will hold,

[t]

hen open the door and run to the church.

5. drmyshottyizsik:

Pull machine gun(soviet kind)

(Packbat: I assume he means "PKP Pecheneg machine gun")

out of my jacket packet and shoot a rabbit I see hoping around

Murder Gand before he can shoot me.

6. Reecer6: Quickly retrieve pants from bear trap.

Deadline is 10 p.m., January 22.

[Kcdaspot]

HOLY HELL CHESSKID GOT A 5!!! WOW!

[Reecer6]

AGHHHHHH! RUSSIAN AIR ATTACK! But before I singlehandedly stop it, I need pants.

Action: Quickly retrieve pants from bear trap.

[jmj3000]

Action: Go to the front door and get ready to run out.

[chesskid3]

HOLY SHIT
I AM AWESOME

[Kcdaspot]

if someone dies does someone get to replace?

I would assume so. Also, I would suggest that 6 players on the current waiting list work out another R2D game for themselves. Otherwise it could be a

very

long time until you get to play. Neither Packbat nor I have the time to mod another game.

[chesskid3]

all the zombies between here and the church are dead, right?

[Packbat]

You can see no living zombies between the liquor store and the church from your current position.

[Kcdaspot]

if someone dies does someone get to replace?

I would assume so. Also, I would suggest that 6 players on the current waiting list work out another R2D game for themselves. Otherwise it could be a

very

long time until you get to play. Neither Packbat nor I have the time to mod another game.

Making a disscussion thread now.

[chesskid3]

ok one more question
If I'm at +1, does that mean I roll between 2-5 only for all actions dealing with zombies?