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Post Post #225 (ISO) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:03 pm

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thanks pac
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Post Post #226 (ISO) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:09 pm

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chesskid3, we're working on a ruling for your +1 - we will let you know if it is a straight +1 as Kcdaspot indicated or something more favorable.
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Post Post #227 (ISO) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:11 pm

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sweet
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Post Post #228 (ISO) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:14 pm

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Wait, shotty doesn't even have a gun. I suggest that he should get a -2 on all rolls that require him to conjure an AK47 out of thin air.
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Post Post #229 (ISO) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:15 pm

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and there should be a +1 shooting down at people versus shooting up at them
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Post Post #230 (ISO) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:17 pm

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Gandalf you have no idea what I pm'd the mods pertaining to my private stuff
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Post Post #231 (ISO) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:20 pm

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All right, chesskid3, I've discussed this with theplague42 and here's the ruling. Your zombie-psychology mod will follow the
special bonus
rules we totally just added to the ruleset ten seconds ago, and -
when they apply
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our
decision as mods - grant you one free reroll if you would have gotten a 1 or a 6. Essentially,
halves
the chance of a disaster. Good luck.

Preview edit: gandalf5166, we are accounting for parameters of that kind in our ruling of plusses and minuses.
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Post Post #232 (ISO) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 5:21 pm

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Post Post #233 (ISO) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:01 pm

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So you're secretly a KGB agent? gud2knokthxbai
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Post Post #234 (ISO) » Thu Jan 20, 2011 6:31 pm

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me? no, but close
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Post Post #235 (ISO) » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:16 am

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The spectators.

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Post Post #236 (ISO) » Fri Jan 21, 2011 8:39 am

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Oh, hey, I need to action or something huh?

Hmm...

Action: same as before
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Post Post #237 (ISO) » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:21 am

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Undo my action
New action; Load as any shells as my shotgun will hold, hen open the door and run to the church
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Post Post #238 (ISO) » Fri Jan 21, 2011 9:25 am

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All actions are in - resolutions to be posted when ready.
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Post Post #239 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:02 pm

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Turn 7 Resolution


Xalxe: 2

Xalxe brushes off the dust, jumps up, and resumes heading for the forest. Unfortunately, the smell of blood pouring out of his nose attracts the zombies that are still in the forest, and they begin to stumble towards him, blocking his way.

gandalf5166: 4

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ive decision before trying to reach the church. He takes aim at drmyshottyizsik and fires off the last four rounds in his clip. Two of them slam into drmyshottyizsik's right shoulder as he spins around to return fire.

chesskid3: 3

chesskid3 runs back inside the liquor store and quickly takes off his clothing. Unfortunately, zombies don't contain much blood, and there isn't enough to mask his own smell. He daubs his shirt with as much as he can get anyway, for what it's worth.

jmj3000: 6

jmj3000 quickly grabs a shell and rams it into the magazine, without realizing that it was already full. The shell closest to the chamber collapses under the strain, jamming the action.

drmyshottyizsik: 4-2=2

drmyshottyizsik reaches inside his coat and pulls out a PKP Pecheneg light machine gun, and he is just laying it on the ground to aim at a passing bunny when a bullet ricochets off the pavement near him. He attempts to swing the gun around to return fire, but its weight is too much for him to hold it steady without a place to rest the bipod, and his shots go wild. The firing ceases as two 9mm rounds tear into his shoulder and he loses hold of the gun.

drmyshottyizsik has a shattered scapula, and is bleeding heavily. He has
a permanent -1
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a -1
for bleeding until six turns after the wound is bandaged.


Reecer6: 3

Reecer clumsily extracts his pants from the bear trap, tearing huge holes in them. He quickly puts them on.




As jmj3000 struggles with his shotgun, a zombie that had been hiding in the shadow of the building where gandalf5166 couldn't see stumbles through the front door, attracted to the scent of living flesh. Meanwhile, the zombies in the back smell Xalxe and drmyshottyizsik's blood and begin closing in. Simultaneously, the survivors begin to hear the sound of jets screaming towards the forest. They can't be more than a minute away.

Player location update so they can make a plan, otherwise they're all doing to die very ver soon: Xalxe is valiantly, but uselessly trying to reach the forest. Gandalf is standing at the edge of the roof, holding an empty M9. chesskid is inside the liquor store with bloody clothing. jmj3000 is also in the store, with plenty of ammo but a jammed shotgun. drmyshottyizsik is lying next to a light machine gun in the parking lot outside. He has a shattered scapula and heavy bleeding. Reecer is standing inside the store with torn pants. A sprung bear trap lies next to him.

Spoiler: Turn 8 Actions
1. Xalxe: Take shotty's gun.

2. gandalf5166: Jump off of the roof, and aim for something soft, then make a break for the church.

3. chesskid3: run to the church while thrusting my shirt at any zombies in my way so they back off.

4. jmj3000: Clear the chamber of the jam as I run towards the church (after opening the door of course).

5. drmyshottyizsik: continue to shoot (addendum: to kill) at gand as he runs to the church.

6. Reecer6: Follow Gandalf.
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Post Post #240 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:26 pm

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Action: Jump off of the roof, and aim for something soft, then make a break for the church.
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Post Post #241 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:32 pm

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continue to shoot at gand as he runs to the church
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Post Post #242 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:34 pm

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gandalf5166 wrote:
Action: Jump off of the roof, and aim for something soft, then make a break for the church.

Jumping off a roof.

How high is this roof exactly?

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Post Post #243 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:35 pm

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gandalf5166 wrote:
Action: Jump off of the roof, and aim for something soft, then make a break for the church.

Jumping off a roof.

How high is this roof exactly?

-1 to your roll for every 20 feet. :X (Just a suggestion :P)
It's a bar, with one story. Probably not anywhere near twenty feet. Plus, there's probably a dumpster or something like that.
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Post Post #244 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:36 pm

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yes but I'm shooting at you the whole time
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Post Post #245 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:41 pm

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The firing ceases as two 9mm rounds tear into his shoulder and he loses hold of the gun.

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Post Post #246 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:43 pm

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yes, because I am a strong russian and I have a second arm to hold it with
btw
Action renovation, I am shooting to kill
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Post Post #247 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:46 pm

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Objection!
It will take two actions to grab the gun AND aim and shoot to kill.


I can see if you grabbed the gun and started shooting wildly, that might be 1 action, but that should be an extra -1 to your role (a -3 =O)

To Aim, it should be a second action.
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Post Post #248 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:47 pm

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aiming is a second nature to me
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Post Post #249 (ISO) » Sun Jan 23, 2011 4:49 pm

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drmyshottyizsik wrote:aiming is a second nature to me

So apparently is dying.
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