Newbie 1055 (Game over)

[gapoc459]

Vote Haylen

. I don't like ponies and unicorns.

[gapoc459]

Well now that you've gotten rid of the ponies, I might as well

Unvote: Haylen

. Its just, ponies terrify me!

[gapoc459]

Vote: David Parker

for wanting to make people cry... Only scum would do that.

[gapoc459]

Unvote: DavidParker

. That's not why I voted for you.

Why did you vote for Vinoth so suddenly?

a. Either you're Mafia, and a not very smart SE, and you voted for him for a first lynch.
or
b. You just voted for him for fun; this Random Voting Stage, anyway.

I'm putting you back on the list unless you give me a reason for voting for him. In the meantime,

Vote: Vinoth

, which offers possibility:
c. We're both stupid Mafia Scum, and are voting just to get a quick lynch.

[gapoc459]

It is the weekend, so there isn't as much activity (I don't know why; you should have more time during the weekend). However, it is the first reallife day of Day 1, so you'd expect some more people.

So far, only:

DavidParker
gapoc459
SxyBeast
Haylen
MrBump

have posted.

The others last visited:

Vinoth: Jan 21, 11:04
Vittorio Salamdien: - (i don't know what that means)
Doros: Jan 21, 4:39
Stefunny: 1:15 today

Stefunny posted today, but not here, and he is SE and confirmed, which all seems suspicious.

Therefore,

unvote: Vinoth

and

Vote:Stefunny

.

[gapoc459]

I have nothing to defend.

You didn't vote me.

[gapoc459]

And Stefunny is a frickin' SE!!! He can't forget.

This game needs more activity.

This is my first time playing. Approximately how long does the random voting stage last?

[gapoc459]

There, I've got myself an avatar.

And I'm voting you unless you stop defending everybody who seems suspicious, including yourself. Seems super-scummy.

[gapoc459]

Bam! Bam! Bam!

Ow. That hurt. Plus, I left a hole in the wall. My mom's gonna kill me.

Yeah, I'm not gonna take you seriously anymore...

[gapoc459]

Vote: SxyBeast

for being here, watching us, but not posting anything...

[gapoc459]

Well, I always have my browser up and running and almost always pay attention to all my tabs.

[gapoc459]

So there is no point in reloading this page every five minutes (literally)?

[gapoc459]

1) Yeah, I can't play until usually around 5:30 PM (on weekdays), but I'm generally, online all the time on weekends.
2) Not really, but I go on the wiki every once in a while.
3) I've read one almost completed game on the forum on AoPS.
4) This is my first game. EVER.

[gapoc459]

And Haylen: YOU LIE!!! You've only been in 42. Says so on your wiki...

[gapoc459]

@ DavidParker: I voted for you because it was RVS, just like MrBump voted for SxyBeast because she "didn't have an e in her name," and like Haylen voted for me, because he "didn't like numbers." By the way,

Yeah, if you think I'm being serious, you need to kindly slam your head off a wall multiple times >_>

[gapoc459]

How does making simple mistakes on my first mafia game EVER automatically make me scummy. By the way, you weren't that far off when you said I was like a 4th grader...

[gapoc459]

Im 12, in 6th grade...

So, the three most scummy players are all newbies? (more or less)
What's the probability of that? that none of the SE's or the IC are scummy?
That's why I voted Stefunny.
He's still inactive...

[gapoc459]

You're being frickin' racist right now!
Its because I'm from Slovakia, isn't it?

[gapoc459]

I voted for Stefunny, because he, out of the three lurkers, is SE...
I forgot that I'm not voting for him anymore, because of RVS... But now that that's pretty much over I return to

Unvote: SxyBeast

and

Vote: Stefunny

.

[gapoc459]

I'll do it.

gapoc459[3]: Haylen, MrBump, DavidParker
Stefunny[1]: gapoc459

Not voting[5]: SxyBeast, Stefunny, Vinoth, Vittorio Salamdien, Doros

I think that's right...

[gapoc459]

gapoc459[2]: MrBump, DavidParker
Stefunny[1]: gapoc459
MrBumpp1]: Haylen

Not voting[5]: SxyBeast, Stefunny, Vinoth, Vittorio Salamdien, Doros

See, at least someone has a little common sense.

[gapoc459]

God! When will the others post? Nothing can happen until they finally do something. Zachrulez, could you please make replacements?

[gapoc459]

Stefunny is here browsing the forum at this very minute! You're an SE. You're expected to DO SOMETHING!!!

[gapoc459]

THis is your first post...
Did you read the thread?

I was L-2 for a while because I suspiciously voted for you, because you suspiciously didn't do anything!!!

[gapoc459]

who, me?

[gapoc459]

Well, first of all

Unvote: Stefunny

. I understand. Well, I guess I'm pretty much done. It doesn't really matter. (not so) valuable townies usually get lynched on the first day... You're probably setting the record for shortest day ever. In that case,

Vote: gapoc459

.

[gapoc459]

I voted for you because you were SE, and because you were inactive. I am not angry at you, I am learning from my mistakes, and am happy (well not really, since now I'll be innocently lynched), that you posted. I have no real basis to vote for anyone else, except DavidParker, out of revenge, but that would be stupid. This is my first game, so I don't really know what to build a case against someone out of. Besides, that is doubly difficult since everyone hates me now (not including my own vote). I might as well resign, because I want to see how the mafia reacts to this (who they kill, why, etc.) and hopefully can do better in another game. I'm not ready to roleclaim, because (of course!), no one would believe me, but, eh, you win some, you lose some!

If you really want me to try to build a case against someone, my biggest suspicions are on Haylen. She is an IC, and she said that she would help everyone from time to time. Well, she didn't! So FoS, Haylen, but I'm not going to vote because it could just be lack of time to play (she even said so herself!). Hope that helps.

I'd also appreciate it if people would stop saying nasty stuff about me... Vote for me, but you don't have to make me feel like some complete loser. I may be new, but I hope you don't actually think I'd be stupid enough to put myself at L-1 if I were mafia. Losing a mafia goon on D-1 is pretty much an automatic loss for them. Besides, I wouldn't be nearly as active if I were mafia. No idiot would be stupid enough to draw as much attention to himself as I am doing now...

[gapoc459]

You did not make me cry. I can handle the pressure, but I still would appreciate it if... Oh, forget it all! I'll try not to ATE or WIFOM from now on.

Yes, I did "soft-claim," but there are 3 different kinds of townies... Just saying.

Fine! I won't give up. Two people already encouraged me. MrBump said that he's been put at L-1 in every game he's played and survived. You tell me to continue my rant against Haylen. So, I will! She didn't really post much yet, however, so I can't say anything yet.

I'm also finding Doros a little suspicious. She said she'll "catch up to date" Anyway, how long does that take?

[gapoc459]

Should I unvote? I don't know. I'm not really giving up anymore. Please give me your recommendations...

[gapoc459]

Okay

Unvote: gapoc459

.

You want me to start over? Fine.

My motive was, as I've already said, (and I guess a not very strong one), I felt that I was already too far under suspicion, and I wanted to quickly get out and be able to start playing a new game... Anyway, if that situation arises again, am I allowed to sign-up on the queue right now, for another game, rather than purposely commit almost-suicide. Won't do it again.

Okay, I guess questioning motives is pretty much the whole point of the game. I've learned a lot from DP, and I'll try to keep it in mind when I post from now on. I really think we should get replacements for everyone who hasn't posted yet. Even the mod seems kinda inactive...

[gapoc459]

What do you mean, exam time? Like, end of semester for most students around the world?

[gapoc459]

Thank you.

[gapoc459]

Yeah... We just need to wait until everyone posts.

They should be prodded immediately.

[gapoc459]

I'm not thanking anyone. Yes SxyBeast, I made mistakes, but you should all thank yourselves for not lynching someone who will help you in the future...

[gapoc459]

Also, SxyBeast, this is a Newbie Game. You should, technically, be a noob too.

[gapoc459]

So, when can we prod the others?

[gapoc459]

How do you feel about everyone who has posted so far?

If that was directed to me, then:

gapoc459

: Sorry for all the confusion. But at least it was more interesting than RVS, where we are now again, more or less.

DavidParker

: Noticed my newbieness/scumminess right away; I rely on him to lead the search for the mafia.

MrBump

: I don't like it. Something is fishy here, but I don't know what. One thing is, he changes votes along with the SE's, but doesn't provide nearly as many helpful comments as you two. Maybe the Gapoc Episode was actually useful in finding mafia, that is MrBump, and not just fun (yes, even when I'm about to be lynched, it's much more fun than sitting around, waiting for activity).

Stefunny

: I understand the initial inactivity. If it weren't for that, the Gapoc Episode would probably never have happened. Anyway, I rely on you second most, after DP.

Doros

: It seems really fishy, that she didn't post today, after saying that she needed to read the thread. Anyway, that's probably just a lack of inactivity.

Haylen

: I was expecting much more from an IC. After all, wiki says: Lurking kills newbie games. There are only 7-9 players in the game as is, so there are a decreased number of people posting in the game to begin with. Do not subtract from that number. Make an effort to post in the game, and post regularly. As an IC you are at least partially responsible for the flow of the game, because very often the other players in the game will not understand why more discussion is a good thing. You want to lead by example. Secondly, you want to give the newbies a good first experience. GAMES WHERE NO ONE IS POSTING ARE NOT FUN. Give them a fun game. Give yourself a fun game. Don't lurk.

SxyBeast

:

I really don't know what to make of her play.

My two biggest suspicions are on MrBump, because of playing in the SE's shadow, and Haylen, who is not fulfilling her role as IC. SxyBeast and Doros are just playing weird.


You also asked why I said thank you?

I was thanking the mod for finally showing some activity, and for updating the votecount. Happy?

[gapoc459]

Those who haven't posted yet:

Vinoth: hasn't visited the site since Jan. 21
Vittorio Salamdien: has hidden his status, however, since he only has one post, I can assume he hasn't visited for a while

There is no point in waiting till we prod them, because they won't even receive their prods. Unless we can contact them via email, we should replace them.

[gapoc459]

Doros was just here, and now has left, without posting. If that's not called lurking, I don't know what is.

Vote: Doros

[gapoc459]

Oh, crap! You're saying that they could be mafia... Well, you're perfectly right, they could, but they didn't leave any suspicion. Then again, that could be because they're semi-experienced, unlike me. I'll have to keep this in mind.

Stefunny told me not to thank anyone, because I thanked the mod. I just said that I wasn't thanking anyone, except the mod. It's that simple...

My accusation of you might not have that much in it, but it has more than a possible accusation of either of the SE's, at this point, anyway. Your defense makes absolutely no sense, either. When you voted for me, it was RVS, and you gave no reason for it except that I have no avatar. So, you were not the first one to vote me based on real suspicions, and even if you were, you didn't say so, so I can't assume it.

Doros just posted, that it was due to a lack of time that she was inactive. Still fishy, but at least some reason. In the meantime,

Unvote: Doros

and, because your previous post has absolutely nothing useful except warning me that the SE's could be mafia,

FoS: MrBump

[gapoc459]

I smell ATE... Anyway, I'll keep in mind that you're V/LA, but still, you're just more suspicious than the SE's.

[gapoc459]

Okay, I'll calm down. I'm just excited because this is my first mafia game. I know you have 72 hours, but still, they haven't even been on the website, so there's a big chance they won't even see their prods... Anyway, if they don't respond, how long before there'll be replacements?

Yes, I know why you asked me why I said that...

[gapoc459]

And 72 hours is for the mod, I'm allowed to request a prod starting at 11:00 tomorrow EST. Replacements might be in by Tuesday. I know you told me to calm down, but I'm just really excited about this. Sorry, I guess...

@MrBump: I've already told you, it's not necessarily scummy, but its more scummy then they are. Also, there is the fact that you're trying to defend yourself too much... It did occur to me that they could be Mafia, yes, that's why I voted, but not at the time I was writing the post. Besides, I was suspicious of Stefunny mainly because I was inactive. And if I were convinced that you were scummy, I'd have voted for you. I'm only FoSing you... You're just making it worse! Any other questions?

[gapoc459]

EBWOP: ... that's why I voted for Stefunny, ... because she was inactive.

[gapoc459]

First of all, I am 12, so I obviously have more time on my hands than you people, who are mostly adults. I heard about Mafia on AoPS, a math forum where there are much more kids then there are here. I do not keep in mind that adults have better things to do than sit at the computer all day, reloading http://mafiascum.net/forum/viewtopic.ph ... &start=150 every few minutes... I called out for AtE just because DP had warned me just minutes before never to AtE!!!

[gapoc459]

Okay, let's begin... As you know, I'm 12, and American (for you English, I bet that's an automatic reason to lynch me...), so I will usually not be able to post until I get home from school: around 5-7 EST. I will address all your comments since morning. Each line corresponds to those made earlier today. Please read over again before accusing me of saying something that was directed to something else (like my thanking the mod yesterday, and not the players.)

@DavidParker: I would not say that using an emoticon is appealing to AtE. I know understand that mafia games are much less active than I expected them to be, and I respect that. I even received pm's from Zachrulez AND EVEN Vel-Rahn Koon! Also, could you please say which of my posts exactly do you think are scummy?

@Doros: Please read the entire thread carefully. You can't play if you don't know what is going on. The "gapoc incident" is the most interesting thing we've had so far; how could you not know much about it?!?

@DavidParker: "The three of us" meaning who? MrBump, you, and me?

@MrBump: I did not use "I'm 12" as an excuse. I said that my "maturity and age" (quoting DP) affected the way I originally thought of mafia. I've already said that I now perfectly understand the activity level, and that adults don't have nearly as much time as I do... Also, like DP, please tell me where and when I used AtE (unless you mean the emoticon at the end of my last post!). I look to the SE's as town leaders, because they are SE's! I do not take it for granted, but (how many times are you going to make the same arguments against me?!?), but for the FRICKIN' THIRD TIME, THEY LEAVE LESS SUSPICION THAN PEOPLE LIKE YOU AND I!!!!! Feel free to call that AtE!

@DavidParker: I am sorry that I do not understand everything, but I am a newbie. Please explain the "WIFOM I just used." I'm not saying I didn't do it intentionally. I just don't know what it is...

@SxyBeast: I still have no idea what to make of you and your playing style. Not really suspicious, but, I dunno, there's something there...

@DavidParker: EXACTLY!!! That's what I said to MrBump!

@MrBump: DavidParker explicitly stated a few posts ago that he was not giving me another chance, but he felt uncomfortable with someone being at L-1 so early. So why did you unvote?!?

@DavidParker: Yeah, you pretty much just said that.

That's pretty much all. If I left out anything, please say so... gtg

[gapoc459]

Hey everybody! Okay, let's begin.

@Haylen: I hope you recover quickly.

@Doros: It's that simple! DavidParker had a simple and effective reason. Of course you should feel bad for her; I do too. Please don't ever assume that "we will be here when you get back." However, I don't quite see how your posts are really scummy, so I'm not going to vote. Besides, I have other suspicions...

@Vittorio Salamdien: Well, you obviously know what you are doing. I shall take your latter post as a compliment. Perhaps I am "overly precocious," but I think it's more that I go to a really, REALLY good school in New York. We are currently taking a high-school level writing course, so that might explain it. Looking back, though, I kind of see how scummy my previous posts were, so I completely understand your suspicions. By the way, where am I? L-3, L-2? A votecount would be really helpful now... Also, I'm gonna start calling you VS, if that's okay. So much shorter...

@MrBump: Please calm down. I took out all my anger and impatience out in my last post, so I'm calm by now... However, I still think that I'm going to be repeating myself again... I voted the IC before she really posted much. I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINED that

only now

do I understand the activity rate here. The SE's, especially DavidParker, have shown logic, and, as I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINED, have shown less suspicion than you or I. I don't quite understand what you are trying to prove by saying that I am "sheeping the SE's." The whole point of SE's and an IC are to help the newbies out. Every one of David Parker's posts makes sense; other than me, please give me ONE thing that is possibly scummy in his play... Your accusations make barely any sense, almost none, so I shall

FoS: MrBump

for now. Tomorrow it will probably be a vote...

@Doros: VS may be silly, but it's definitely better to be paranoid than to trust everyone, like I do (except MrBump!). And please, Doros, don't be offended by DP's posts. This

is

mafia, as I've learned the hard way...

@Vinoth: I cannot say anything about inactivity anymore, but still... Try your best to post more, please.

Also, who was it that said that I post too much? VS? MrBump? Yeah, I HAVE ALREADY EXPLAINED that I was (and still am) TOTALLY FRICKIN' EXCITED about this game...

MrBump, I'm very likely to vote you tomorrow. Does anyone/everyone agree?

[gapoc459]

Oh, I forgot. MrBump, if you were asking me whether I'm male or female, then please take a look UNDER the Slovakian flag, and you will find out...

[gapoc459]

Hello...

@Stefunny: The two people who I find most scummy: MrBump (Barely any of your accusations of me have anything meaningful in them. You barely mention the gapoc episode, which is probably the most scummy/with room for debate incident of the game. Instead, you attack me with stuff like, that I "sheep" the SE's) and probably Doros (same reasons as everyone else...).

@SxyBeast: Your explanation later on kind of explains it. I don't think you're that scummy...

@Doros: DOROS!!! Wtf does that have to do with the frickin' game?!?!?!?!?

@MrBump: Hey!!!!! ... ... ... ahem ... ... ! How the f*ck is that OMGUS?!?!?!?!? Stefunny has a point. However, I, like SxyBeast, don't vote that easily... But I warned you yesterday.

Vote: MrBump!!!!!!!!!

.

@VS: Do I really "ooh-look-at-me-I'm-12-playing-my-first-mafia-game?!?" The main reason why I said my age was when I tried to explain why I was so excited and voted people for inactivity... I'm pretty sure I don't "gun for sympathy..." If I do, please explain. Good point about DP. If MrBump had been accusing me for "sheeping" after this post, I probably wouldn't have voted for him. However, he did not give any reasons for why DP could be suspicious. I also felt that a bit strange that he said that with utmost certainty... No, I don't think the analysis can be more succinct, because I post once a day, covering the entire day, and have to write everything that I feel about the others... If it's a pain for you to read long posts, then I really don't know how you can enjoy this game...

@SxyBeast: That's what I said! How come MrBump is not jumping on your trail so quickly, huh? I gave the exact same reason, but MrBump, biased like sh*t, doesn't care about you... Of course your first vote for me was a joke: it was RVS. I also don't think what you say is fluff... Compared to Doros at least.

@DavidParker: Okay... But still, VS had a fairly good reason. I think he does, however, find scum too easily. He's only made a few posts, and he's already absolutely convinced that either you or I are scum (@MrBump: Or both ...)

The rest isn't really important. Vinoth should definitely become more active...

If you want my whole list of "Most Scummy," well, here it is (except myself, of course, and Vinoth, cause I really don't know what to make of him...).

1. MrBump: by a LONG run...
2. Doros: fluff...
3. Vittorio: you jump too quickly on people's trails... Maybe a good thing, but I don't think so. Not yet at least...
4. DavidParker: VS's reasons. I don't think you're scum though... Not nearly as much as MrBump and Doros (and possibly VS).
5. SxyBeast: Just your style of play. Still can't put my hand on it, but there's something fishy...
6. Haylen: You're not scummy. But Stefunny is even less scummy.
7. Stefunny: I don't see anything scummy about you.

Opinions on the list, please...

[gapoc459]

@MrBump, I apologize for not writing clearly and in context. I was not talking about you anymore when I said that about absolute certainty. I was talking about how DP said that VS was town. You just wasted 5 minutes of your life making a gigantic rant about something I said that was not even directed towards you. I'm also not the only one who thinks that. SxyBeast does too... Besides, you just condraticted yourself by quoting yourself, " I'm thinking Gapoc/David(or Stefunny to an extent) OR Gapoc/Doros." I am the scum in all three scenarios!!!

@DP: Please explain how it's a cop-out.

I have a snow day today, so I'm available more or less all day...

[gapoc459]

Are you kidding me? You find a f*cking GRAMMATICAL mistake scummy?!?!? Seriously, what is wrong with you?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[gapoc459]

Once you know that someone is scum, you look at his posts from a completely different angle. It's very fun and interesting, once someone has been revealed to be scum, to read the thread again. The same applies if he is revealed to be a townie, or any other role... SxyBeast is reading my post the right way; the way I meant it. MrBump... well... lolololol !!!!! The whole point of this accusation is that he thinks that I think that he thinks that I am 100% scum. Well, now, I don't really care anymore, cause now I AM CONVINCED that he thinks that I'm 100% scum. lol!!!

[gapoc459]

P.S. Change your sig, too! . Then we'll be on the same page (no pun intended) !!!

[gapoc459]

SxyBeast, how is this not reason enough for you (or anyone) to vote him?!?!?

[gapoc459]

And yet he, unlike me, is not a complete newbie! So how come he's "confused" and I'm not?!?

[gapoc459]

I'd really like to hear Haylen's suspicions/concerns... She hasn't really discussed that much yet... meh

@MrBump: Once again, I wasn't talking about you. I said you, having the same meaning as "one." That is common in writing (or at least in America...). The first part of my post is speaking generally; leading to my (yet another!) accusation. No one revealed to be scum. I think you're scum, but that's cuz you think I'm scum and can't give any good reasons to prove it! And yes, I doubt that anyone would say "nice sig" truthfully if the signature called him a scumbag... lol.

OVER NINE THOUSAND!!!!!!!!! lolololol By the way, you don't have to AtE (or at least make it obvious that you are doing so) so often... Every one of your posts lately has something.

@Vinoth: I think we've had enough of the self-voting shit for one game, no? You're fluffing. Are you good friends with Doros? And what the f*ck does your second post have to do with this game? You're giving the maf ideas, and you're not commenting on anything useful. Why do you even assume that there is a doc or a cop? You don't know anything, unless you're one of them... Please, after all this time, say something useful...

@VS: I'm very impressed. As always, another one of your very few posts has nothing but penetrating logic... Your (what, like 6? 7?) posts in this game have more useful stuff than MrBump's, Doros', and Vinoth's combined!!!!! I just wished that you made a clear conclusion... What I understand, though, is that you're implying that SxyBeast and I are scumpartners? Fair enough... You don't have enough evidence for it (or do you? wouldn't be surprised, with your quality of posting... lol), but your accusations make sense... Gotcha about the verbose thing. I'll keep it in mind!

OK, maybe I was wrong about the precociousness.

lol


You all have probably noticed by now that my style of play is to observe and comment on anything more or less neutrally (more or less is only there cuz of MrBump), to speak frankly, and to not defend myself, cuz in my opinion that is scummy as shit!

[gapoc459]

@VS: what is a nic.?

@DP/Vinoth: I finally understand why you originally voted for Vinoth. lol. Vinoth, what the hell is wrong with you? If you don't want to play, then please ask to be replaced...

@MrBump: This is actually directed to everyone... If you are quoting something from more than one or two pages ago, please say which post number it is... So, MrBump, when did I say "yet another wall of posts?" Not that I'm denying it, of course. And how the f*ck is that relevant?!?!? Also, when I AtE, which happens much, much less often than you, I do not cover everything with sarcasm. Yes, I do call my own play shit! I've learned a lot since the beginning of the game, and what I did in RVS (especially when I voted for Vinoth; wtf was I thinking?!? although, I would do it again, based on his few posts) was definitely bad enough to be called shit... You can't slap me! You'll fall asleep while your hand is in mid-air!!! I said his accusation was "fair enough," because, unlike yours, his accusations are all constructive, useful, and much, much harder to defend against!!! Also, your last line is a lie. Technically, you'd be catching yourself!!!

[gapoc459]

What questions? The only question mark you had was asking me if I was trying to piss you off... No, that quote was not on this page, not from me, anyway... But you quoted me, so that wouldn't make any sense, but then again, nothing you say makes sense, which is pretty much my entire case against you. If you want anything else, you'll have to wait, cuz I'm gonna have to read the entire thread over, and then write everything scummy about you... I actually did "defend", or at least address each one of your points. Then again, there isn't much to defend against, and I tend not to defend myself... Also, HOW THE F*CKING HELL ARE YOU HYPER-ACTIVE, WHEN YOU HAVE F*CKING CFS?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!!? AtE is only when your posts' content relates to your emotions? In that case, NONE OF YOUR RECENT POSTS HAVE BEEN EMOTIONLESS!!!!! Control the sarcasm! You're supposed to be proving a point, not threatening me with slaps!!!!! The only one thing we agree upon is that Vinoth does not belong here...

@VS: I still don't understand... I'm not precocious enough lol.....
Also, about "taking a breather," it's the same thing as MrBump just said, only the other way around...

Please people, comment on the "fight" between MrBump and myself.

[gapoc459]

Oh, okay? Why specifically mine though? Like yours is probably your name or something, but why don't you ask, like, anyone else? You think the username would define me as scum or not?!? Either way, it's completely made up, I don't remember how or why I made it up, but I've been using it on online forums and games for, what, like 5-6 years now? I bet MrBump is going to say something clever now...

[gapoc459]

GOD!!! Now there is too much activity! I already submitted this message thrice, and there is always some new post to comment on...

@MrBump: You can probably tell when I am or am not joking...

I'm sorry about hurting you this time. The one that was supposed to hurt was about falling asleep while slapping me... This was just pointing out a contradiction. You mentioned it, but you didn't answer the question. lol'd?!?!?!?!?

I said forums

AND GAMES!!!

It actually originated on miniclip.com, which is aproppriate for that age level...

I never said I can't tell why you're scummy. I said that not making sense was pretty much my entire case, meaning that almost everything else relates to that. Anything different, I said, I shall post about later, when I have the time (and lack of laziness), to read the entire thread over... And you're calling me annoyed?!? You yourself said that you get annoyed easily... I know! Let's both post the five most scummy things about each other and have the others vote on which one makes more sense... That way, this is not just a "Did not! Did too! Did not! Did too!" argument. Since it's probably going to be one of us two that will be lynched (except maybe Doros or Vinoth), this can help a lot in swaying the others on who to vote for...

Oh wait, Vinoth just posted...

@Vinoth: How the f*ck can you dare to post here and actually start voting without even knowing what is going on?!?!? Seriously, what is wrong with you!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?? My "trick" was completely different. I was not hoping some Mafia would jump at the opportunity to lynch me; I was just overwhelmed, gave up, and wanted to start a new game... I also wanted to see what the mafia would... aww, forget it... That, as well as yours was noob/scum shit! And how dare you tell someone that they're pissing you off!!! You're pissing EVERYBODY off!!!!!

FoS: Vinoth

. I am THIS close to changing my vote...

@MrBump: And yeah, the slapping thing was slightly uncalled for making fun of your you know what...

Would it be hypocritical to call Vinoth a COMPLETE NOOB (unless he's mafia of course, or most likely both!), after what I've done?!? lol

@Vittorio Salamdien: Not really... Just thought it strange that you asked me, specifically... American parents nowadays generally allow their kids to play games on the internet, before they even know how to use google or anything (this is American, not Chinese *lol article lol*).

@Vinoth: I think it's related to how many posts you have...

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You're at that age?!?!? Right before GCSE's? Seriously, all hate aside, that really sucks. Then again, why did you even tell us that you had CFS? I said I was sorry anyway... And of course I wouldn't make fun of you if you had cancer. I even wouldn't have made fun of you if I knew more about CFS... I thought it just meant that you were lethargic all day. I didn't know you couldn't even go to school... Sorry.

By the way, I think it'd be really funny if the two of us turned up to be scum... meh..... Scum buddies.............

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Did I hear you right? Vinoth talking about not contributing???!?!?!?!?!!?!!?!???!?!?!? I apologized and said that I did not understand the seriousness of the condition... Unless you're like one of the instructors on AoPS (which I highly doubt, cuz they have better things to do than this), you seriously have some problems. The only reason why I'm not voting you now is because I still feel a bit worse about MrBump, but you cannot imagine how close you are...

And you are completely OMGUSing there. You're voting me because I don't seem civil. And I can't even believe you spoke about contribution. Man, if only you had posted before the gapoc episode... You'd have been lynched immediately...

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And MrBump, I actually have nothing against you (unlike you do with me, for obvious reasons; sorry again). I just find you suspicious... I should write all my suspicions over the weekend, unless of course Vinoth does something... lol

gapoc459 - 2 (MrBump, Vittorio Salamdien)
Mr Bump - 2 (Haylen, gapoc459)
Doros - 1 (DavidParker)
Sxybeast - 1 (Stefunny)
Vinoth - 1 (Vinoth)

Not Voting: (Doros, SxyBeast)

I don't know if Vinoth unvoted himself. Please correct me if there are any mistakes...

[gapoc459]

Please Vinoth, read the thread carefully... Everyone explained all his/her votes (more or less). You're lucky I'm doing it for you (see below). Maybe my last few posts were not contributing, but, once again, read the whole thread!!! I'm pretty sure that without the gapoc episode, we wouldn't be nearly as much into the game. Also, no one who knows anything about mafia votes someone just because they are impolite... That is called OMGUS, or AtE (I think).

I'm too lazy to try to find why Haylen voted for MrBump, but I did for reasons that I will post when I am less lazy (over the weekend). MrBump voted for me because he was "sheeping" the SE's in voting for me for the gapoc episode. Vittorio Salamdien voted for me because he votes very easily and because I was the most suspicious... DP voted for Doros rightfully for fluffing. Stefunny accused SxyBeast for acting like my scum partner (assuming I'm maf as well, of course) and for fluffing...

Update to my suspicions list:

1. MrBump: for reasons coming soon. Please remind me, though. I might forget...
2. Vinoth: for his past few posts.
3. Doros: for fluffing way too much.
4. DavidParker: VS's reasons. I don't think you're scum though... Not nearly as much as MrBump and Doros (and possibly VS).
5. Vittorio: yeah, you jump too quickly on people's trails though. You're more scummy than DP, but I think, that if you are town (which you probably are, cause maf is probably 2 of 3 from MrBump, Doros, and Vinoth.)
6. Lurking? You're here occasionally, but you don't post, and I want some info from you. The IC surely has a lot to say. You said you'd be taking notes. If you are, then please give us several of your opinions...
7. SxyBeast: Just your style of play. Still can't put my hand on it, but there's something fishy...
8. Stefunny: I don't see anything scummy about you.

Does this point count as "contributing positively?" Now it's your turn. Say something good for once...

By the way, just because I'm an AoPS member doesn't mean my manners are perfect. Anyway, I behave much better on AoPS than I do here, for obvious reasons...

The only thing I like about you as that you're MIT; the best school in the world, in my opinion... Then again, you'd expect more from someone smart enough to get to MIT... Mafia is a game to be taken seriously, so please, read the rules, read the thread, check out the wiki, anything...

This is not directed only at you or MrBump, but also to me, Doros, and, to some extent, SxyBeast. It's astonishing to see the difference between our game play and that of the others (except maybe Haylen, unless she answers me with hopefully a long and insightful post).

[gapoc459]

I want to see who hammers me lol...

[gapoc459]

And if you think this is a ploy to get votes off me, then you're dead wrong...

[gapoc459]

You know what? It really sucks that there isn't an edit post here. Of course, people should be able to somehow get to the original. Either way, I'm gonna quadruple post!

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Great job, MrBump!!!!! Vinoth, you're an asshole. He spends half his frickin life writing this thing, and you just ask him why he is averse to you voting for him for no reason?!?!? Please at least give me the satisfaction of knowing that my posts at least have more quality than Vinoth's do...

Gee, that's hypocritical of me lol... I realized that someone is going to vote for me eventually, and there's no point in waiting till I say something that will give away my partner, so I might as well

Vote: gapoc459

(this is so awesome!!! This is the first time in my life I've ever been hanged!!!!!!!!! Also, I'm still gonna listen and wish my scum partner the best of luck and to apologize for leaving you so early. meh.) and end day 1 in a whopping 6 days!!! I had this whole draft about this, that I saved, but then realized it was shit (just like everything else I wrote on this forum lol . Also, check out my new sig lol). If you want it though, then here it is...

Please do not post until you have read to the end...

@MrBump: lol you said that you have a sinking feeling that your post won't be very long lololol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (yes I do too much punctuation...)

Anyway, your post just moved you up from our group of post quality (Vinoth, Doros, SxyBeast, gapoc459) to the others... Congratulations. Pretty much everything makes sense. However, we have to equal that with a demotion. Actually, two demotions. One is for Vinoth; please at least give me the satisfaction of knowing that my posts at least have more quality than Vinoth's do. Please... The second is for me, for such a fail. I will call it newbie shit, because it was newbie shit. But that doesn't mean it wasn't newbie scum... The time has come for me to roleclaim.

Roleclaim: Mafia Scum.

I apologize to my partner and would like to apologize to him for doing this. However, I was overwhelmed. I don't see a way out of this... I can't ask for a replacement, cause then it's 100% obvious (like it isn't already. *cough*) that I'm (rather, the poor guy in my position) is scum... meh.

I know I said before that I won't do the self-voting shit again, cuz it's scummy as shit, but this time it's different. Of course it was a ploy, and a succesful one, for the short term, at least... fail. I'm also doing this because there's a major math contest coming up next week that I need to prepare for. I've already explained that I can't find a replacement, so don't say that it's an asshole thing to do that to my fellow scummy; sign up for a game, then quit cuz I have a lack of time. Either way, DP, please don't say that we 12 year olds (err, I lied, I'm 13. Not that it really makes a difference lol!) have all the time in the world. I definitely have less time than you, with the 14 hour day, but saying that I have all the time in the world is BULL SHIT!!! . That emoticon is actually aproppriate lol... Also, MrBump, you were right about most of the stuff, but you actually WERE wrong about the whole thing about grammatical mistakes. I actually was not talking about you. Give me any possible reason why I'd be lying now lol... Unless of course the whole gapoc/SxyBeast thing...

Vote: gapoc459. Day 1 is over...

If I were a townie, I would vote Vinoth next. He really has no use in the game, and mafia isn't going to waste a kill on him... So I guess that just means I just told everyone he is not mafia, which means that it's just a ploy to draw attention away (somehow), and that he is mafia, etc...

Sorry, MrBump. Most of my shit was just that: shit. However, I would agree with Vinoth about one thing... I am an asshole. My CFS stuff was completely uncallled for and ridiculous.

Vittorio, it's Slovakian, not Serbian... Come on peoples... Except Native Americans, of whom there are few, EVERYONE in America is from somewhere else, usually Europe. We visit

And this sentence is here just so my last word in this post wouldn't be "visit." Dammit! It still is... It's actually gonna be "bleh!!!"

[gapoc459]

I meant last word in this game. So BLEH...

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Well, I guess since I'm not OFFICIALLY dead yet (no story, etc.) I can still post.

MrBump, except for (of course) my scum partner, I wish you the best of luck in the upcoming weeks.

Vinoth, you're an idiot... I've been saying that too much lately, but... I don't care if you don't change your vote for me!!!!! I'm already FRICKIN' DEAD!!!!! I just lynched myself. MrBump explicitly said a few posts ago that I'm at L-1, and I hammered.

Why the fuck would a townie be roleclaiming scum. The only possible reason I can think of is if the mafia is blackmailing him into doing so... Somehow... Maybe in real life? But no, I'm scum. Filth. Dirt...

Doros, again... Please post something that is game related. I can't criticize quality much, as I gave myself away, but I am at least proud that I do not fluff, like you. On behalf of everyone, PLEASE STOP........

@MrBump: *wink wink nudge nudge* lol
If maf wins, I hope YOU survive to the end. I look forward to playing another game with you (as well as the other people on my high-quality post list), even though you probably don't feel the same way about me.

This may or may not be my last post...

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Awesome!!!!!!!!

I'm only the 3rd worst player, maybe 4th (SxyBeast? I'm gonna stop referring to this guy, at his request... I'm gonna stop referring to everyone, once Zachrulez posts. meh)

Thank you MrBump!!! And I'd recommend you don't take the "obvious stuff" either...

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Ignore everything scum say once they are caught.

I'm gonna make that my new sig...

lol

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The door of the jail cell smashed open and a priest with a Bible, surrounded by 4 guards entered. The guards rushed to the bed, where gapoc459 sat with his head in his hands. They pulled a sack over his head, and as they took him away, the priest prayed for him.

"Our father, who art in heaven,
Hallowed be Thy name,
Thy kingdom come, thy will be done,
On Earth, as it is in Heaven.
Give us this day our daily bread,
And forgive us our trespasses, as
We forgive those who trespass against us.
And lead us not into temptation; but
Deliver us from evil -- *SWOOSH*

The trapdoor opened, and the rope went taut.

gapoc459,

Mafia Goon

, is Lynched Day 1.

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Wow!!!! Haylen, that was incredible... I failed epicly, but am at least proud of helping Haylen with the gender "slip". Yes, it was intentional... Everyone who says that a dead man's words are worth SHIT are completely right!

So, I guess I won my first mafia game ever! Vitt, stop hating on Mr Bump, you owe it all to him that I killed myself. You probably would have lynched me anyway, but Bump's wall was really good. Bump, although you made mistakes, you played very well for your (3rd, 4th?) game (I'm one to talk XD)...

Still... Haylen = genius... I am looking forward to - at least - no failing next game... Greatest thanks to all of you! Mafia's incredible, 'cuz it's like reading a really good mystery novel, but actually being part of it... Day 2 kept me on the edge of my seat! I was actually REALLY surprised that Haylen killed Vinoth (who I'm currently with in another game; please feel my pain... The first thing he mentioned after I RVS voted him as an inside joke 'cuz of what DP did was that I'm getting revenge on him for him persuading everyone to lynch me!!! )

Thanks again to everyone; Zach, you were a great mod... Haylen, I could not have asked for a better scumbuddy (and you the exact opposite!), Mr Bump, I respect you for totally destroying me in our 1-on-1 debate... Vitt, you played really well; all your posts were almost all filled with astounding logical reasoning. Stefunny, you too... DP: I think you are the main reason for my lynch; great job! Doros and Vinoth didn't post much, so I can't really judge them (well I can, but I'm not going to... Actually, Doros, you did fairly well... I'm mainly talking about Vinoth here...). Finally, Sxy, you also did pretty well... You should probably have been more aggressive during LyLo, especially once you knew that Haylen was scum (I assume you figured that out; an IC wouldn't mistake you for scum and Bump was town if she was right, so she was almost definitely scum...)

Great game, everyone! Thanks again!!!!!