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Post Post #375 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:28 am

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Turn 11 Resolution


Xalxe: 2


Xalxe tries valiantly to lock the door, but the bolt barely budges. The door remains unlocked.

Kcdaspot: 6


Kcdaspot returns to his search for weapons, until he suddenly gets a brainstorm: if there's nothing but pews, then
use a pew!


Unfortunately, the one he picks was Zodiark13's barricade pew. The two of them fight over it briefly, until Zodiark13 jerks it out of Kcdaspot's hands and it swings to hit Kcdaspot in the jaw.

Kcdaspot now has a -1 blanket penalty next turn for disorientation.


chesskid3: 3


chesskid3 takes three steps back from the commotion near the door and looks around, taking in the room at a glance. He sniffs the air, sensing the flow of currents through the space. And then he notices jmj3000 just crashed through one of the stained-glass windows, creating a prime zombie entrance.

jmj3000: 4-1=3


jmj3000 picks himself up and runs to the front doors. He opens them slightly and fires at the zombies. His first two shots goes wide, but the next two slugs claim a zombie each.

jmj3000's shotgun is now loaded with
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Zodiark13: 2


Zodiark13 starts to push the pew towards the door. He only makes it a few feet before Kcdaspot makes a grab for it, and the two of them struggle for a while before Zodiark13 is able to regain control of it.

Reecer6: 4


Reecer6, moments away from being eaten by zombies, remembers his cure vial. He takes it out of his pocket, uncorks it, and drinks the contents. His body spasms as the drug takes effect, kicking away the zombie.

Reecer6 has taken the zombie cure. On Turns 13-15, he will be at -1 for all actions due to the side effects of the drug.





The zombies on the street shuffle closer and closer to the front of the church, spreading out and encircling the entrance. The death of the two closest ones has created a small space surrounding Reecer6, but it will not take long for that space to close and for him to be surrounded.

Behind the building, several more zombies approach and pile against the wall at the broken window, smelling the opening but not quite having the reach to pull themselves in. The groaning increases in volume.

In the distance, the fire from the bombing continues to burn.

Spoiler: Turn 12 Actions
1. Xalxe: Create a molotov cocktail using the sacramentary wine.

2. Kcdaspot: GO THROUGH THE WINDOW AND KICK ZOMBIE ASS

3. chesskid3: Pray.

4. jmj3000: Reload my shotgun with any ammo I have left.

5. Zodiark13: Try one more time to move my pew in front of the door.

6. Reecer6: Run away and look for a different safehouse.
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Post Post #376 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:29 am

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Zombie question: do zombies fear holy water?
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Post Post #377 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:32 am

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Zombie expert answer: No.
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Post Post #378 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:32 am

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The zombie expert is correct.
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Post Post #379 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:33 am

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Dammit. They do fear fire though, right?
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Post Post #380 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:35 am

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You have yet to test that hypothesis.
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Post Post #381 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:36 am

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Action: Create a molotov cocktail using the sacramentary wine
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Post Post #382 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 8:41 am

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Action: Pray


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Post Post #383 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:00 pm

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Bump.
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Post Post #384 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:34 pm

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GOD DAMMIT ZOD!

GO THROUGH THE WINDOW AND KICK ZOMBIE ASS
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Post Post #385 (ISO) » Sun Feb 06, 2011 2:34 pm

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that was my action BTW
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Post Post #386 (ISO) » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:43 pm

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Bump again. I'll send out PMs tomorrow for a mass prod.
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Post Post #387 (ISO) » Mon Feb 07, 2011 2:49 pm

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Action: Reload my shotgun with any ammo I have left
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Post Post #388 (ISO) » Tue Feb 08, 2011 3:58 pm

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PM'ing Zodiark and Reecer now.
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Post Post #389 (ISO) » Tue Feb 08, 2011 4:25 pm

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Action: Try one more time to move my pew in front of the door.
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Post Post #390 (ISO) » Tue Feb 08, 2011 5:07 pm

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Action: Run away and look for a different safehouse.
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Post Post #391 (ISO) » Wed Feb 09, 2011 10:07 am

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Post Post #392 (ISO) » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:44 pm

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Turn 12 Resolution


Xalxe: 1


Xalxe calmly and invisibly proceeds down the aisle and into the sacristy, where he procures a large bottle of communion wine. He begins struggling with the cork, pulling and pulling until it suddenly springs free of the bottle and the latter falls out of his hands.

Xalxe now has a
bruised right foot.
He will be at -1 for any actions involving that foot for the next turn.


Kcdaspot: 1-1 = 0


Kcdaspot gives up on his hunt for weapons and decides to employ his right to bear legs. He charges across the room to take a leap through the window, only to catch his foot on the steps up to the stage and do a faceplant.

Kcdaspot now has a
broken nose
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stubbed right big toe
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chesskid3: 1


chesskid3 drops to his knees by the doors and attempts to concentrate on beseeching a benevolent Lord for His assistance. As his eyes are closed while he attempts to do this, he doesn't notice Zodiark13 with his pew.

chesskid3 is now bleeding from the scalp where a leg caught the side of his head. He will be disoriented (-1) for the next turn.


jmj3000: 1-1 = 0


jmj3000 drops the shotgun and slings the ammo bag off his shoulder and dives into it, pulling out a box. Unfortunately, when he picks up the shotgun to load it, the strap of the ammo bag gets caught in the trigger guard.

jmj3000 now has a shotgun loaded with
2 birdshot shells
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Zodiark13: 4


Having successfully wrest control of the pew from Kcdaspot, Zodiark13 hauls it the remaining distance to the door while only knocking one other party upside the head with it. He soon has it wedged in place blocking entrance from the front.

Event: The front doors of the church have been blocked with a pew.


Reecer6: 6-1 = 5


Pulling his handy brush out of his jacket, Reecer6 steels himself to the pain and dodges around the knot of zombies at the door to the church. Limping very, very quickly, he weaves his way through the staggering masses and drops onto the porch of the house next door. Conveniently, checking under the flowerpot actually
does
yield a key to the front door, and Reecer6 is inside with zombies locked outside moments later.




The last of the sunlight is truly gone, now - the only remaining source of light is the dim flickering of the fires through the trees. Through the shattered window of the church, stars can be seen appearing in the eastern sky.

Spoiler: Turn 13 Actions
1. Xalxe: Continue to craft my Molotov cocktail.

2. Kcdaspot: Heal self or find people to help heal me.

3. chesskid3: pray better.

4. jmj3000: Carefully load the shotgun with any ammo I have left in the ammo bag that will fit.

5. Zodiark13: Try to identify any other ways zombies could get into the church, assuming the windows aren't too low for the to climb through.

6. Reecer6: Push barricades over all the possible zombie entryways.
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Post Post #393 (ISO) » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:47 pm

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Oh my god.... wow...

action: Heal self or find people to help heal me


Hopefully I can get the modifiers back up to even...
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Post Post #394 (ISO) » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:49 pm

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Oshit, sorry chess.

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Post Post #395 (ISO) » Wed Feb 09, 2011 4:49 pm

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Action: pray better


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Post Post #396 (ISO) » Wed Feb 09, 2011 5:16 pm

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Luckily, I am right handed.

Carefully load the shotgun with any ammo I have left in the ammo bag that will fit.
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Post Post #397 (ISO) » Thu Feb 10, 2011 3:23 am

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Continue to craft my Molotov cocktail
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Post Post #398 (ISO) » Thu Feb 10, 2011 4:17 am

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PMing Reecer now.
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Post Post #399 (ISO) » Thu Feb 10, 2011 10:51 am

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Why does the round always begin right after I leave?

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