Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

[theplague42]

Actions in. Resolutions forthcoming.

[Xalxe]

lol, forthcoming

What, too big of a word for you? In that case: Lol ur face

[Packbat]

Turn 13 (dum dum dum!) Resolution

Xalxe: 6

Xalxe retrieves the dropped wine bottle, empties the remaining wine into a nearby washbasin, turns on a flashlight, and finds a can of white gas near a camp stove in nearby meeting room. He soon has the bottle filled up and a wick inserted in the top, and as he walks back to the main hall to throw it through the window, he flicks his lighter to ignite it.

Xalxe has accidentally

set his left sleeve on fire

. If the fire is extinguished quickly enough, he will only have a -1 for actions involving his left hand. Consequences will be more severe if the fire burns longer.

The floor of the corridor outside the sanctuary is now covered with

broken glass and naphtha

. A lighter, not currently burning, lies among the pieces.

Kcdaspot: 1-1 = 0

Kcdaspot puts his hand to his face and tries to staunch the flow of blood from his nose. He isn't very skilled in first aid, however, and just hurts himself more. He spends the next several minutes curled up and whimpering.

chesskid3: 4-1=3

chesskid3 kneels on the ground, praying fervently. Nothing obvious happens, but he does start to feel better.

jmj3000: 2

jmj3000 grabs a shotgun shell out of the box. Without his left hand, however, he can't hold the gun steady enough to put it into the magazine.

Zodiark13: 4

Zodiark13 jogs around the church, looking for any other entrances. The front door is barricaded with the pew, and the other two main doors are barricaded with chairs and such. He also sees the broken window that jmj3000 fell through. All the entrances he sees seem secure enough, although he isn't sure if there are any others.

Reecer6: 5-1 = 4

Reecer6 pushes a coffee table against the front door and limps around the house. Judging by the faint evening light through the windows, he guesses that the main floor is composed of three rooms. The front door opens into a living room. Through a doorway in the back is the kitchen, with the dining room off to the side. A door opens from the kitchen to the backyard. A set of stairs leads from the living room to the upper floor. Reecer uses a chair to jam the kitchen door shut, but can't find anything to barricade the many windows in the dining room.

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The dim sky glow of twilight is fast fading. The moaning of the zombies diminishes somewhat, as they fail to find further bodies outside shelter.

Spoiler: Turn 14 Actions

1. Xalxe: Extinguish fire with the help of the sink in the sacristy.

2. Kcdaspot: HEAL BETTER.

3. chesskid3: Pee on Xalxe's left sleeve.

4. jmj3000: Switch hands and attempt to load the shotgun again.

5. Zodiark13: Light candles around the church. If there is none, find some way of keeping the church well lit.

6. Reecer6: Look through the entire house for a firearm.

[Kcdaspot]

WHY AM I GETTING NOTHING BUT ONES???

WHY?

action: HEAL BETTER

AND SOMEONE HELP ME

[Kcdaspot]

I GOTS LOGIC USE IT PLZ!!!

[chesskid3]

Action: Pee on Xalxe's left sleeve

[Xalxe]

Action: Pee on Xalxe's left sleeve

No.

Action: Extinguish fire with the help of the sink in the sacristy.

[chesskid3]

Action: Pee on Xalxe's left sleeve

No.

Action: Extinguish fire with the help of the sink in the sacristy.

it's happening

[Xalxe]

Action: Pee on Xalxe's left sleeve

No.

Action: Extinguish fire with the help of the sink in the sacristy.

it's happening

No, change it.

[chesskid3]

You have a -1
if you roll a 0 and die
I'll save the day

[Reecer6]

Action: Look through the entire house for a firearm.

[Xalxe]

Mods, please prevent chesskid from urinating upon my garments.

[theplague42]

Bump.

[chesskid3]

Mods, please prevent chesskid from urinating upon my garments.

are youa cting on this?

[Zodiark13]

Action: Light candles around the church. If there is none, find some way of keeping the church well lit.

[theplague42]

Whoever succeeds in extinguishing (or not) the fire will depend on rolls.

[theplague42]

PMing jmj3000 now.

[jmj3000]

Action: Switch hands and attempt to load the shotgun again.

[Packbat]

Turn 14 Resolution

Xalxe: 6-1 = 5

Xalxe sprints back to the sacristy, trailing fire the whole way. He thrusts him arm into the small sink and turns the faucet on high. The fire is extinguished within seconds.

Xalxe's arm is no longer on fire. He will suffer a -1 penalty involving his arm for the next three turns.

Kcdaspot: 2

Kcdaspot tries again to heal himself. His efforts are in vain, as nothing happens. He does manage to avoid hurting himself more.

chesskid3: 4

chesskid runs after Xalxe, unzipping his pants. Unfortunately, Xalxe puts out the fire before chesskid gets a chance to pee on him.

jmj3000: 6-1 = 5

jmj3000 switches the shotgun to his right hand and tries loading the shells with his injured left hand. He has to grit his teeth through the pain, but he nevertheless has the shotgun's magazine filled quickly.

jmj3000's shotgun is now loaded with 3 birdshot shells and 4 slugs.

Zodiark13: 1

Zodiark13 looks around the church for some candles for several minutes. In the fading light, however, he misjudges the position of a pew and does a faceplant on the hard floor.

Zodiark13 has a -1 penalty next turn because of intense pain.

Reecer6: 4-1 = 3

Reecer6 eventually locates a flashlight by blind luck in the kitchen, and limps up the stairs hunting for some kind of weapon. Eventually, the back of a closet turns up a little target-shooting rifle and a box of bullets.

Reecer6 is now carrying a .22 bolt-action rifle and 50 target rounds.

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As the night sets in, sleepiness and exhaustion begin to toll on the six survivors. The moaning of the zombies and crackling of the fires fade into the background as they find various safe spots to pass out.

The survivors sleep through the night safely.

Spoiler: Turn 15 Actions

1. Xalxe: CONTINUE CONSTRUCTION OF THIS DAMN MOLOTOV COCKTAIL.

2. Kcdaspot: None so far.

3. chesskid3: Pray for Kcdaspot's swift recovery.

4. jmj3000: Look around the church, looking for a safe way out, like a passage in the basement.

5. Zodiark13: Search for edible food.

6. Reecer6: Try to find anything to communicate with the radio, such as a radio or computer.

[chesskid3]

awwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

[Xalxe]

OH THANK GOD

[jmj3000]

Action: Look around the church, looking for a safe way out, like a passage in the basement.

[Reecer6]

Action: Try to find anything to communicate with the radio, such as a radio or computer.

[chesskid3]

Action: Pray for Kcdaspot's swift recovery

[Xalxe]

Action: CONTINUE CONSTRUCTION OF THIS DAMN MOLOTOV COCKTAIL.