Open 288 - Mayo Clinic (Game Over!)

[Chocolate Cake]

Well, it's more or less MyLo today. Mass claim time.

Anyone dispute this?

Nah, I'll start. I protected EPM both nights.

At this point, MrBump is as close to confirmed scum as it goes without a cop.

I don't feel much for Empking, but Vatesi is definitely scummier than Andrew. I would support both lynches.

Vote: Empking

You just threw your townread on the ground, stomped on it, puked on it, crapped on it, and lit it on fire.

*gets out a stick and smacks everyone over the head*

What the F@#$ is wrong with you people?

Why andrew is so obviously scum, it hurts: a short essay by cake

When I made my original case, andrew's lame comeback didn't make a lick of sense. AND, considering its content, makes the "vig kills" unbelieveable from a town point of view.

Quote from andrew: "err even thought kage is extremely scummy we shouldnt lynch a claimed vig unless theres 2 cc's"

Oh, so it's not OK to lynch a claimed vig w/ no CCs. IT'S OK TO VIG KILL THEM THOUGH!

Here's a nice exchange:

Cake: OK, first off, why didn't you say anything about kage being "extremely scummy" before?
andrew: cos you , park and wasasmas have shown greater scu mminess

THERE'S 2 WHOLE F#$%ING PEOPLE AHEAD OF WHO YOU DECIDED TO KILL! OH, WAIT NO. THERE'S 4 WHOLE PEOPLE AHEAD OF YOUR KILL (Remember that FoS you slapped on wizrak and rain?)

NIGHT 1 GOES BY AND NOW IT'S DAY 2

Let's revisit this doozy of a page.

andrew (post 482): fml, trying to prove kage is the Sk fails now
aah (post 483): y would wasa protect kage?
andrew (post 484): he might have?
...
andrew (post 498): Ok, sense nobody came out saying that they protected kage, it is reasonable that kage is the Sk / mafia protected by doctor

OOPS! Did you forget what you argued the previous day? Was it because no one answered your call for protection claim, so you decided you needed to kamikazee who you thought was the SK? Or did you just not like the new bumpwagon forming?

Oh, yeah, and remember the hit on pacman?

the only reason im not hammering atm, is there is this little doubt that dlg might have protected you, which shows packman is pro- town, cos he wants dlg back?

Ouch. MORE PHAIL! No, don't kill the guy who's CCING YOUR F-ING ROLE! OR ANY OF THE PEOPLE YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT WERE SCUM BEFORE! KILL THE GUY YOU SAID YOU THINK IS TOWN RIGHT BEFORE THE DAY ENDS!

TL: DR; Vote andrew, he's scum.

[GreyICE]

Popcorn, Chocolate. Choose the next person who claims (who is unclaimed).

[Chocolate Cake]

Popcorn, Chocolate. Choose the next person who claims (who is unclaimed).

You claim wizrak protection. What about aah?

[andrew94]

Oh, yeah, and remember the hit on pacman?

the only reason im not hammering atm, is there is this little doubt that dlg might have protected you, which shows packman is pro- town, cos he wants dlg back?

Ouch. MORE PHAIL! No, don't kill the guy who's CCING YOUR F-ING ROLE! OR ANY OF THE PEOPLE YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT WERE SCUM BEFORE! KILL THE GUY YOU SAID YOU THINK IS TOWN RIGHT BEFORE THE DAY ENDS!

TL: DR; Vote andrew, he's scum.

i am a true vig. i shot pacman last night

despite my comment of him being pro town

. i felt something was off about him.

empking might be a goon but pacman has a high chance of being the sk

do you ever read?

[andrew94]

1. MrBump
2. Rain
3. Chocolate Cake
4. andrew94
6. Empking
10. wizrak
11. GreyICE
12. evilpacman18

Situation:
4 Town
3 Scum
1 Serial Killer

This is the player list. One of Andrew/EmpKing is confirmed scum. Serial Killer, if we lynch wrong, shoot the other one. He's definite goon. You can't afford to have the mafia become the majority either, you know this to be true.

If we lynch right, you still want to shoot that Bump uselessness. 1 goon left means the situation tomorrow is:
3:1:1

If you hit town, and scum shot goes through, it's 2:2:1. This is Kingmaker, and you're very, very likely to lose Kingmaker. You have a fair chance of winning LyLo because of the utter chaos of our night actions.

Any convenient summaries of the claimed night 1 actions? I want to check them over.

are you a fool? if you guys lynch me, the only people that can kill are empking's mates/sk.
hes not gonna shoot himself and he has the mafia doc at his back.thus, empking = invul.

[Chocolate Cake]

Oh, yeah, and remember the hit on pacman?

the only reason im not hammering atm, is there is this little doubt that dlg might have protected you, which shows packman is pro- town, cos he wants dlg back?

Ouch. MORE PHAIL! No, don't kill the guy who's CCING YOUR F-ING ROLE! OR ANY OF THE PEOPLE YOU SAID YOU THOUGHT WERE SCUM BEFORE! KILL THE GUY YOU SAID YOU THINK IS TOWN RIGHT BEFORE THE DAY ENDS!

TL: DR; Vote andrew, he's scum.

i am a true vig. i shot pacman last night

despite my comment of him being pro town

. i felt something was off about him.

empking might be a goon but pacman has a high chance of being the sk

do you ever read?

Asscoverings after the fact don't count.

Sorry, you're SOL on that one.

[andrew94]

whats SOL....


'i felt something was off about him'- thats not asscovering

[GreyICE]

Popcorn, Chocolate. Choose the next person who claims (who is unclaimed).

You claim wizrak protection. What about aah?

Same thing night 1 according to Olinea

[GreyICE]

And, hmm. Popcorn: Evil Pacman

[evilpacman18]

I claimed doc pretty early in the thread. Nothing's changed.

Popcorn: Rain

[Olinea]

Vote Count 3.01

[3] Empking - evilpacman18, andrew94, Rain
[2] andrew94 - Empking, MrBump


[3] Not Voting - Chocolate Cake, wizrak (Still trying to get a replacement), GreyICE


Please correct any mistakes with the vote count.

Chocolate Cake has a bolded "vote andrew" but I see it as a command rather than a vote. If you'd like the vote to count, either vote in-thread or tell me.

With 8 alive it is 5 to lynch.

Deadline is set for March 17th.

[Empking]

Empking is scum lol. He's trying to set up an easy scum win scenario. If we lynch andrew today and he's town and just one town dies tonight without scum dying (a likely scenario) scum can quicklynch the SK for the win. It'd benefit both the town and SK for him not to claim.

This is scum lying BTW.

There are eight players alive. If two town die without any scum dying then scum automatically wins.

Yes, this could be called gaming the system. I told the moderator and he's fine with it.

Seriously! Seriously! You come into this game and rather thn try to help the town you go. "i no who r dying. i will protect da unreadable slot because i r well wicked n cool n smart."

Who do you think tried to kill the unreadable waste o a slot? The vig or the scum?

[Empking]

Mod:

Needless to say, I will be taking EPM's reads less seriously from here on out.

VOTE: andrew

[MrBump]

/me reads Cake's wall



"I THOUGHT HE WAS TOWN AND I HAD LOADS OF SCUMREADS BUT INSTEAD I'M GOING TO KILL PAC HURR DURR"


I am very hurt by you calling me useless, Grey

[GreyICE]

I claimed doc pretty early in the thread. Nothing's changed.

Popcorn: Rain

Targets?

[GreyICE]

Yes, this could be called gaming the system. I told the moderator and he's fine with it.

Seriously! Seriously! You come into this game and rather thn try to help the town you go. "i no who r dying. i will protect da unreadable slot because i r well wicked n cool n smart."

Who do you think tried to kill the unreadable waste o a slot? The vig or the scum?

To be honest? With doctors I didn't expect any scum shots to go into obvtown, but outside of Rain I don't see anyone who screams "town" to me. Simple fact of the matter - scum are shooting at town slots that are probably not protected, Wizrak-slot, with Aaah gone, was an easy target, and I like Kingmaker not at all.

[evilpacman18]

I claimed doc pretty early in the thread. Nothing's changed.

Popcorn: Rain

Targets?

Night 1: Rain
Night 2: Rain

-_-

I really like Rain this game

[MrBump]

Why didn't you claim before, Pac?

I could just go now to save time.

[GreyICE]

10 second time out:

Mechanics of a popcorn claim

You claim your role and any targets for any night actions in one post.

Then you choose the next person to target. Typically this is the scummiest person, because scum are more often caught in impossible/unlikely night actions (claiming to vig someone who was unprotected in this setup, etc.).

It's fair to say Pacman will, from his earlier posts, popcorn bump, but I am not running the popcorn claim and pacman should say. The only time that claim order is acceptable is if the claim order comes from confirmed town.

[GreyICE]

*single poster arranging claim order is acceptable

That's what that should say.

[MrBump]

I meant, why didn't Pac claim his actions in his Doc claim earlier this page?

Also thanks, I wasn't 100% sure what a popcorn claim was

[Rain]

Huh. That's the first time I encounter a popcorn claim.

I'm a doctor. I protected Chocolate Cake N1, and EPM N2.

Popcorn: MrBump

[Olinea]

Mod:

Needless to say, I will be taking EPM's reads less seriously from here on out.

VOTE: andrew

That's post 571.

Actually, andrew is a good candidate for SK. Since the ratios are such that if we don't lynch mafia today, and the vig misfires, we could lose.

Let me think about this.

UNVOTE:

P. Edit - Because you're scum.

He unvoted in 592.

[Chocolate Cake]

Oh, wow, I feel like a jackass.

Sorry, andrew, you are town.

[Chocolate Cake]

Oh, wait nix that last post. I thought I saw Empking scumslip, but I was just not thinking at the moment. herpderp

andrew is still scum.

I meant for the bolded tl;dr to be my vote, but

VOTE: andrew

for good measure