Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

[jmj3000]

Any way i could get in the game?

Once somebody dies, yes. PM'ing Reecer6 now.

I'll give you 2:1 it's me

That means if I bet and you die, I win double my bet, right?

[Kcdaspot]

^^ come again?

[Mist7676]

Hey arent i next on the list

[Kcdaspot]

no. you have a RTD ongoing don't you?

[jmj3000]

I fixed it.

[Mist7676]

Ya but I cant be in this one if im modding one. Plus my co-mod hardly ever posts.

[Kcdaspot]

Prod the fuck out of him.

and jmj: no promises.

[jmj3000]

Hmmm... Mods, what would happen if I put an out of game bet on kcdaspot dying next, what will happen?

[Packbat]

Hmmm... Mods, what would happen if I put an out of game bet on kcdaspot dying next, what will happen?

I can't speak for theplague42, but I would ignore it almost entirely.

[jmj3000]

Hmmm... Mods, what would happen if I put an out of game bet on kcdaspot dying next, what will happen?

I can't speak for theplague42, but I would ignore it

almost

entirely.

Must... Resist... Temptation.

[Kcdaspot]

avi bet jmj?
sig?

just say what do you have in mind.

[jmj3000]

I am thinking.

[theplague42]

BTW, sorry to Klazam but he's actually second on the waiting list. AuroraVox is first as he had reminded us first about who was on the waiting list.

[Klazam]

No problem. I can wait.

[theplague42]

Oh, and I have no problem with the bet.

[Packbat]

Prodding Reecer6. Actions to be posted soon.

[Xalxe]

Everyone in this game should join Total Drama: World Tour.

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[Reecer6]

Action: Rave.

[Packbat]

All actions are in.

[Packbat]

Turn 22 Resolution

Xalxe: 6

Xalxe readies his coat for flight. Grabbing his bobcat, he leaps out of the manhole and flies into the sky. The exhilaration is so great that he doesn't pay attention where he is going. Suddenly, he crashes into a large building. Shaking his head in dizzyness, he realizes that he has crashed into a bell tower; the tower of the very church in which Kcdaspot is trapped. A moment later, he realizes that he has dropped his cat.

Kcdaspot: 1

Kcdaspot screams wildly and runs towards the sacristy, trailing fire the whole way. Apparently, Xalxe had closed the door after he had put out his own fire, and the door is now locked. He bashes against it a few times, but it doesn't budge.

The fire is spreading. Kcdaspot now has -1 for pain.

chesskid3: 5

Woozy from lack of food, chesskid3 is looking around trying to find some when he sees Xalxe go soaring overhead and straight into the bell-tower. When Xalxe's bobcat falls to the ground, chesskid3 decides to seize the opportunity. He grabs it and swallows it whole before it can scratch him. It is both disgusting and energizing.

chesskid3 now has the energy to fly.

jmj3000: 1

Setting his ammo bag down in the foyer, jmj3000 begins a search of the house making sure to bring his shotgun. Clearing each room before entering, he scours them for ammunition. After 20 minutes of searching, he hasn't found anything. When he walks back into the foyer, his ammo bag has disappeared.

Zodiark13: 5

Checking the nearest house, Zodiark13 finds what looks like a cellar door on the outside. Strangely, the door is made of steel; the half-inch thick deadbolt is open. Zodiark13 lifts the door, goes the the ladder, and finds himself in a small Cold War-era bomb shelter. He sees shelves loaded with old but still edible delicacies such as Saltine crackers and canned anchovies. Hanging on the wall is a small gun safe with a key lock; however, the key is nowhere to be found.

Reecer6: 1

Reecer6 finds the medicine cabinet and takes two of every single drug he can find. He produces a techno CD from his pocket and puts it in the stereo, turning it on high. By now, he has already started hallucinating. He then opens the front door, saying "Hey guys, glad you could make it!"

The zombies stare blankly at Reecer6, wondering if it was safe to go inside.

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Spoiler: Turn 23 Actions

1. Xalxe: Strangle chesskid.

2. Kcdaspot: PUT OUT FIRE, FIGURE THE FUCK OUT WHY I GET ONES.

3. chesskid3: Fly into the church and get kcdaspot (and fly back out if I can do that in one action).

4. jmj3000: FIND MY DAMNED AMMO BAG!

5. Zodiark13: Try and find a way to lock the celler door.

6. Reecer6: Close door, they already have been raved out.

[Packbat]

(P.S. When I read what theplague42 sent me the resolution for Reecer6, I was literally laughing out loud - don't be fooled by the fact I've been posting all these, much of the best comes from him!)

[Xalxe]

Strangle chesskid

[jmj3000]

SONOFA-

Action: FIND MY DAMNED AMMO BAG!

[chesskid3]

MAUAHAHAHAHHAhAHAHA

[Kcdaspot]

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