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Post Post #600 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:50 pm

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is the church roof still broken/can i fly in and get kcdaspot?
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Post Post #601 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:52 pm

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PUT OUT FIRE, FIGURE THE FUCK OUT WHY I GET ONES
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Post Post #602 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:52 pm

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window's still broken open.
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Post Post #603 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:53 pm

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chesskid3 wrote:is the church roof still broken/can i fly in and get kcdaspot?
No, because you are/will be/wioll haven sein dead.

Because I strangled/will strangle/ wyrd strenglen you.
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Post Post #604 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:54 pm

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Fly into the church and get kcdaspot (and fly back out if I can do that in one action)
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Post Post #605 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 12:54 pm

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Xalxe wrote:
chesskid3 wrote:is the church roof still broken/can i fly in and get kcdaspot?
No, because you are/will be/wioll haven sein dead.

Because I strangled/will strangle/ wyrd strenglen you.
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Post Post #606 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:28 pm

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(P.S. When I read what theplague42 sent me the resolution for Reecer6, I was literally laughing out loud - don't be fooled by the fact I've been posting all these, much of the best comes from him!)
And the other 90% and all the nice editing and formatting comes from Packbat :D

Also, Xalxe, what were those weird words in your post about strangling chesskid?
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Post Post #607 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 1:42 pm

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It was a Douglas Adams joke. Ignore it and just go with the part where I strangle chesskid3.
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Post Post #608 (ISO) » Mon Mar 14, 2011 3:37 pm

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Xalxe wrote:It was a Douglas Adams joke. Ignore it and just go with the part where I strangle chesskid3.
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Post Post #609 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 3:25 am

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ACTION: Try and find a way to lock the celler door.
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Post Post #610 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:53 am

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PM'ing Reecer
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Post Post #611 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 8:53 am

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theplague42 wrote:
PM'ing Reecer
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Post Post #612 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 9:52 am

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Action: Close door, they already have been raved out.
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Post Post #613 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 10:07 am

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All actions are in. Resolutions coming soon.
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Post Post #614 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 1:45 pm

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dontfuckingdiedontfuckingdiedontfuckingdiedontfuckingdiedontfuckingdiedontfuckingdiedontfuckingdiedontfuckingdie
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Post Post #615 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:01 pm

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IM COMING FOR YOU
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Post Post #616 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:04 pm

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chesskid3 wrote:IM COMING FOR YOU
BUT I'M COMING FOR YOU

AND YOU WILL DIE
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Post Post #617 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:04 pm

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Dont be silly
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Post Post #618 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:21 pm

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Turn 23 Resolution


Xalxe: 6

Xalxe takes off after chesskid3, heading towards the church as fast as his trenchcoat will go. He sees chesskid3 standing on the roof, but he's not alone. Unable to stop, Xalxe both grabs hold of chesskid3's throat and sends everyone into the church tower.

Kcdaspot: 2-1=1

Kcdaspot continues struggling to get the door open. After a few moments on introspective though, he realizes that Fate must hate him. Fate soon proves him wrong. Looking up, he sees a dark shape descending upon him.

chesskid3: 5

Flexing his wings and muscles, chesskid3 smashes a hole in the roof and dives down into the church. He sees Kcdaspot and picks him up. He beats his wings forcefully to lift the exceedingly grateful Kcdaspot back to the roof. Just in time to be strangled by Xalxe. At least the crash somehow smothers out Kcdaspot's arm-fire.

jmj3000: 2

jmj3000 franticly searches for his bag. Much to his dismay, he can't find it after a few minutes of intense effort. He returns to the living room to formulate a new plan.

Zodiark13: 5

Zodiark13 does a cursory sweep of the room, looking for anything to keep the door locked. Incredibly, it seems that the original hardened-steel padlock and key were conveniently lying in a box near the front of the bunker. Theh door is soon locked against any outside threats.

Reecer6: 5

After a few minutes of intense partying, Reecer6 opens the door to let the zombies leave. It is only after they stand outside for a few seconds that they remember their goal in life: to eat Reecer. Reecer6 laughs hysterically and slams the door shut.




Spoiler: Turn 23 Actions
1. Xalxe: RIP CHESSKID'S CHEST OPEN, RETRIEVE MY BOBCAT, AND LEAVE HIM TO DIE.

2. Kcdaspot: follow chesskids lead.

3. chesskid3: Break Xalxe's wings, then fly away with Kcdaspot.

4. jmj3000: Search the house again, in case I missed something.

5. Zodiark13: Try to activate latent psychic powers for later use.

6. Reecer6: None so far.
Last edited by Packbat on Fri Mar 18, 2011 5:37 am, edited 6 times in total.
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Post Post #619 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:22 pm

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JEEZ

ACTION: RIP CHESSKID'S CHEST OPEN, RETRIEVE MY BOBCAT, AND LEAVE HIM TO DIE
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Post Post #620 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:23 pm

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i'm on a roll
you're welcome kcdaspot
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Post Post #621 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:24 pm

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YOUR BOBCAT IS DEAD!!
You Are Worth It
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Post Post #622 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:25 pm

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Mist7676 wrote:YOUR BOBCAT IS DEAD!!
No. He's hiding in chesskid's stomach until I come to save him.
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Post Post #623 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:27 pm

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If you tempt me, i will shit out his corpse
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Post Post #624 (ISO) » Tue Mar 15, 2011 2:28 pm

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Kcdaspot, you wanna help me with my current problem? :P
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