RISE OF THE UNICORN BRETHREN

[ReaperCharlie]

I apologize, Fritz! Come back to Never Never Land!!!

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Fritz, confirm or deny

[tanstalas]

Unicorn drama?

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah apparently. Fritz deleted me from his friends list because of a comment I made on facebook.

The comment was to Bajazzled, asking her to confirm or deny that Fritz was taking her out for dinner like he claimed.

Guys, I may meet Jazz for dinner tomorrow. Great idea, or greatest idea?

Epic idea

Anyway, I advised him this:

Haha, that is potentially awesome. I knew I was doing a good

^(debatable?)

deed introducing you two!

And now (as opposed to with Thane0fFife) you can actually say the Unicorns got you a REAL date. lmao

Also: Bajazzled is young and sweet, so

be a gentleman

Fritz. I know it's hard for you... but still.

Also also: Do your best not to mention other girls; namely ObsceneChick.
Jazz seemed genuinely jealous after that Anchor 9 match the other night.

Just so you know.

And I was like "yo are you seriously going out for dinner?" on facebook... and then he deleted me.

I have no idea what I did, but apparently it's all my fault and everyone (well, Fritz) is mad at me.

[Fritzler]

Jazz is madder than I am, and let's not forget you added my sister, even though I wasn't facebook friends with you. Uhh.....creepy.

[ReaperCharlie]

Dude, I invited both of you. And you waited forever to accept... so...

And there's no reason Jazz should be upset at me. You were the one being a creeper and saying "guyz Jazz is jailbait and lives an hour for me" and "I'm taking her out for dinner. Great idea, or greatest idea?" lmao

I was the one who suggested you be a gentleman at that rendezvous.

Not sure how I did anything creepy.

[tanstalas]

Not sure how I did anything creepy.

let's not forget you added my sister, even though I wasn't facebook friends with you. Uhh.....creepy.

I'd say the above qualifies. Unless she also plays Mafia and you know her through there? Or some other way...?

And uhh, which sister?

[ReaperCharlie]

I invited Fritz too, he just took forever to accept the request. Therefore I was NOT friends with him, but WAS friends with his trans sister, at one point. But how is that creepy? Fritz talks about his trans sister enough, right? lol

Sheesh. Draaaaammaaaaaa

[tanstalas]

Put yourself in Fritz's shoes, you wouldn't think it creepy if I sent you and your sister a friend invite on FB at the same time, considering I don't even know her?

[ReaperCharlie]

Yeah, but that's because she's a girl. And because you're 31.

[Fritzler]

I invited Fritz too, he just took forever to accept the request. Therefore I was NOT friends with him, but WAS friends with his trans sister, at one point. But how is that creepy?

No, I denied your request. My sister only added you because you told her what good friends we are, which as far as I am concerned is a lie. And that is creepy.

But how is that creepy?

Because you don't know her at all, and you add her.

Yeah, but that's because she's a girl. And because you're 31.

My sister is a girl, and it is fucking disrespectful of you to say otherwise. Also you are old as fuck too.

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

Your attempt of humor in this situation is sad, RC.

[tanstalas]

Yeah, but that's because she's a girl. And because you're 31.

32 now. Birthday was last Sunday.

Thanks for the birthday wishes btw /sarcasm

[ReaperCharlie]

Fine. Whatever, Fritz.

I didn't say your sister wasn't a girl, rofl. I just said it's weird that 31-year old tans would be creepin' on MY sister.

And I'm only 24, that's hardly "old as fuck". So I'm still missing your point. What exactly are you pissed off about?

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Happy B-day, tans!

[Fritzler]

I didn't say your sister wasn't a girl, rofl. I just said it's weird that 31-year old tans would be creepin' on MY sister.

Well then you have a horrible grasp of the english language. You started your sentence off with "Yeah, but that's because she's a girl." The 'but' signifies that it is the difference between the two situations.

And I'm only 24, that's hardly "old as fuck". So I'm still missing your point. What exactly are you pissed off about

That is old, and your inability to grasp how human relationships work intrigues and scares me. Also, Jazz was creeped out about you even adding her, and how you knew her name. Also 24 is pretty old to be adding girls you don't know that you are way older than.

[HamboBlank]

Is this going to get in the way of a fully fledged ravage-teh-n00bs unicorn night tomorrow?

[Fritzler]

Is this going to get in the way of a fully fledged ravage-teh-n00bs unicorn night tomorrow?

I will be on an airplane, so no interferences from me.

[tanstalas]

Is this going to get in the way of a fully fledged ravage-teh-n00bs unicorn night tomorrow?

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Another example of creeper

Who the heck are you?

[KaleiÐoscøpe]

I'm at work, so no playing for me.

[HamboBlank]

Is this going to get in the way of a fully fledged ravage-teh-n00bs unicorn night tomorrow?

^

Another example of creeper

Who the heck are you?

Just a new unicorn who wants to play?

[ReaperCharlie]

Just some more proof that tanstalas hasn't been paying any attention That's Hamish, he hails from Dayun Undah.

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And Fritz don't act like I'm a creep. You're about my age, and it's YOU who were the one who said she's jailbait and you might go out with her. lmao. NOT me.

And OF COURSE I knew her name, I only INTRODUCED YOU to her. roflmao you're making it sound like you were friends with her for any period of time, at all.

Truthfully, you are just being a little whiny bitch right now... and it's retarded.

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I'm totally down for Unicorn action while Fritz is gone though!

[Fritzler]

And Fritz don't act like I'm a creep. You're about my age, and it's YOU who were the one who said she's jailbait and you might go out with her. lmao. NOT me.

And OF COURSE I knew her name, I only INTRODUCED YOU to her. roflmao you're making it sound like you were friends with her for any period of time, at all.

Truthfully, you are just being a little whiny bitch right now... and it's retarded.

I am not saying it is creepy to be facebook friends with a younger girl, I'm saying it is creepy to friend one that you have never ever met before.

She told me she has no idea how you know her name, and was really worried that you knew her. You are the only one who thinks this isn't weird as all hell.

[Stefunny]

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@RC:
What you did was pretty creepy and I think you just need to try and understand how Fritz feels. Like Tans said, if it was your sister and some crazy person you talked to online found her you'd probably be like wtf... Even if you say it'd be okay. Seriously, what if Fritz started chatting with your wife randomly via FB, that wouldn't be a little weird?
@Fritz:
I understand you are offended, and I understand why, but you can't tell me it was a little creepy when you stalked me all over the interwebs. I really think you should take that into consideration when thinking about the whole RC thing. He probably thought it was a big joke and didn't think it would offend you. So it's good that told him why you were upset, and I think he's finally starting to understand, so maybe just take a deep breath and let it blow over.

I hope you guys can reconcile, you know we love both of you.

[Fritzler]

@Fritz:
I understand you are offended, and I understand why, but you can't tell me it was a little creepy when you stalked me all over the interwebs. I really think you should take that into consideration when thinking about the whole RC thing. He probably thought it was a big joke and didn't think it would offend you. So it's good that told him why you were upset, and I think he's finally starting to understand, so maybe just take a deep breath and let it blow over.

I didn't "Stalk you all over the interwebz", I googled your username and clicked the first result. RC is the one that went to hours of work to find pictures of you, further cementing how creepy it is. He is obviously not starting to understand, and acting like I am the problem.

[tanstalas]

Were there any bikini pics?

[Stefunny]

Okay, so RC went a little farther than you did, but both counts were slightly creepy at first. I think once he figures out exactly why you are upset he'll understand. Just give it some time. I think it's just taking him a little longer to process....


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Shut it Tans.