Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

[Packbat]

Okay, we're calling deadline now. If Reecer6 misses the 48-hour deadline next round, he's out.

[Mist7676]

CSL should replace in for Reecer.

[Reecer6]

Action: Sleep

[theplague42]

Packbat-bump.

[Packbat]

Sorry, boardgaming - posting now. Also: Reecer6, you were past deadline, so your action was not counted.

Turn 27 Resolution

Kcdaspot: 6-1 = 5

Kcdaspot sits back in a chair to watch some chesskid3 awesomeness, only wishing for some popcorn. He is sorely disappointed, as chesskid3 decides to hold off on zombie killing for the moment.

chesskid3: 5

chesskid3 finds just the thing for a Reecer6-revival job. Namely, a bucket and ice-cold water. Reecer6 is rudely awakened a few seconds later.

jmj3000: 1-2 =

-1

jmj3000 wheels around, fists swinging wildly. He is unable to see his attacker, however, and solidly connects with the nearest slate-rock wall.

jmj3000 now has a broken and profusely bleeding hand. He will be at

-1

for anything requiring manual dexterity until it is fixed.

Zodiark13: 1-1 = 0

Zodiark13 leans back against the wall in his bunker, staring blankly at the door. The room is silent and still - even the air is stagnant. In the silent space, he realizes that the air circulation doesn't seem to be in operation.

Reecer6: 5

Upon being doused, Reecer6 bolts upright with a yelp, awakening abruptly from his deep sleep. He spends the next few moments shaking water out of his hair and straightening his 'do.

Klazam: 1

Klazam decides to use his awe-inspiring physique to help poor jmj3000 around. Upon grabbing his arm, he realizes that it's covered in blood. For all his manliness, Klazam has a deathly fear of blood, stemming from a childhood incident involving an apple pie and a straw. He promptly faints, and his 250-pound figure is soon lying limply on the floor.

AurorusVox: 5

Seeing that jmj3000 is in fact

not

a zombie, AurorusVox soon convinces the blinded and pained jmj3000 that he and Klazam are also living.

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As the zombies mob the tree behind the church, the bobcat paces back and forth, mewling contemplatively. Then it retreats to the bark, turns around, and runs down the branch to take a flying leap towards the house where Reecer6, chesskid3, and Kcdaspot currently reside.

It clears the distance and hits the house window-level.

The bobcat is now covered in glass in the dining room of the house. The center window is now shattered.

Spoiler: Turn 28 Actions

1. Kcdaspot: Kill Reecer.

2. chesskid3: Kill Reecer.

3. jmj3000: Go upstairs to search for a medical kit.

4. Zodiark13: Find out why theres no air circulation/try to fix that.

5. Reecer6: Find a place with a good line of view at the bobcat but is conspicuous and shoot at the bobcat.

6. Klazam: wake up.

7. AurorusVox: Follow JmJ and help him look for a medkit.

[chesskid3]

BOBCAT

[chesskid3]

still seriously injured?

[Packbat]

Yes.

[jmj3000]

Action: Go upstairs to search for a medical kit.

[Klazam]

crap.

wake up

[AurorusVox]

Guyyyys. Haven't you ever survived a zombie apocalypse? Jmj, Klazam and I are all next to each other. So why are we splitting uppppp? It's doomed to end in failure.

Do I stay with Klazam or follow Jmj? Guess Klazam ain't goin' nowhere this turn.

Follow JmJ and help him look for a medkit

[Kcdaspot]

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH WE ALL DID NOTHING AND GOT FIVES!!!


I'm healed now right?

[chesskid3]

well i'm thinking we patch up the bobcat and then go fuck some zombie shit up

[Zodiark13]

Wait, what? Doing nothing told me more than using my psychic powers???

Action: Find out why theres no air circulation/try to fix that

[Reecer6]

Action: Find a place with a good line of view at the bobcat but is conspicuous and shoot at the bobcat.

[chesskid3]

wtf

[Kcdaspot]

i had enough

Kill Reecer

Chesskid: help me.

[chesskid3]

Kill Reecer

[Packbat]

That's everyone - resolutions when they're done.

[Packbat]

In light of the overlapping actions of several players, the order of turns has been adjusted so as to make the outcome funnier. We apologize for any confusion. -- Packbat

Turn 28 Resolution

The Bobcat

As the bobcat shakes the glass out of its fur, it suddenly recognizes chesskid3 as the man who so rudely digested it earlier. With a yowl, it leaps away from chesskid3, over the table and towards Reecer6...

Reecer6: 6

...who wildly but rapidly fires off two completely ineffective target-shooting bullets into the bobcat before it bowls him over and runs off. His rifle goes flying and his breath is knocked out, but the motorcycle leathers protect him from the cat's claws. Unfortunately...

chesskid3: 4

...right behind the cat comes chesskid3, who has decided that with Xalxe dead having a bobcat on his side is a good idea. With one swipe of a wing, the table goes flying, and a moment later, chesskid3 has seized Reecer6 by the legs and slammed him against the wall, breaking Reecer6's skull. He then hurries off in pursuit of the bobcat, leaving...

Kcdaspot: 5

...Kcdaspot, who decides to finish the job by pitching Reecer6 bodily through the broken window into the mob of zombies, then propping the table against the window to barricade it.

Reecer6

is now dead.

In the meantime, several blocks away:

Zodiark13: 1

Recognizing the silence for a bad sign in a small enclosed space, Zodiark13 starts searching the walls to find the vents and air handlers. He has some difficulty concentrating through his headache, but he eventually finds a panel which probably hides the pumps. He sits down panting, trying to figure some way to open the panel without a screwdriver.

jmj3000: 1

Blinking the afterimages out of his eyes and cradling his broken hand, jmj3000 climbs the steps to the first floor and begins hunting about for a medicine kit. He starts on the back porch.

AurorusVox: 6

Concerned for the injured jmj3000, AurorusVox hurries up the stairs after him. He arrives at the top in time to see jmj3000 vanish onto the back porch and hear a loud thump and a yell, and rushes onto the porch himself.

Where he falls through the same hole in the floor as jmj3000.

jmj3000 has had the breath knocked out of him. He will have an additional -1 next turn.

AurorusVox has landed badly and twisted his ankle. He will have a -1 for anything involving walking next turn.

Klazam: 2

As all this goes on, Klazam tries to get back onto his feet. Unfortunately, he sits up too quickly, and his head starts swimming. He has to lie down again.

Spoiler: Turn 29 Actions

1. Kcdaspot: help chesskid with my apparently amazing medical prowess.

2. chesskid3: Apologize to the bobcat and see to its wounds.

3. jmj3000: Get up and look around at where I fell.

4. Zodiark13: Use my psychic powers to try and remove the panel.

5. Klazam: get up reallllly slowly.

6. AurorusVox: Stand still and shine my flashlight around.

[chesskid3]

woooooooooooooooo

[chesskid3]

Apologize to the bobcat and see to its wounds

[AurorusVox]

Stand still and shine my flashlight around

[Kcdaspot]

help chesskid with my apparently amazing medical prowess.

[AurorusVox]

Also, I very much lol'd at the resolution of last turn :p