Mini 1144 - AW: Mafia Strikes

[gandalf5166]

GANDALF ARE YOU FUCKING SCUM OR WHAT?

ARE YOU ONLINE?

NOW I AM

WHATS UP

AND I KNOW YOURE IN FLAIL MODE RIGHT NOW, BUT ACCUSING ME IS KIND OF HILARIOUS

AV WOULD BE A GOOD TARGET

HES AT THAT LEVEL OF CONFIRMEDNESS WHERE IM JUST SURE SOMETHINGS UP EVEN THOUGH I THINK HES TOWN BASED ON PLAY

[Fate]

IM ACCUSING YOU BECAUSE IF YOU HAVENT FIGURED OUT MY ROLE YET THEN YOURE A DUMB FUCKIN FUCK. SO ALL I CAN THINK OF IS YOURE ONE OF THOSE GUYS TRYING TO PUSH A "LYNCH ALL LIARS" SCUMTELL ON ME.

UNVOTE ME NOW WERE NOT DOUBLE LYNCHING ME YOU FUCKING CLOWN.

[gandalf5166]

IF YOUR "LOL TM HAS A SECRET INVESTIGATION" THING WAS A GAMBIT THEN JUST FUCKING SAY IT

SCUM WILL HAVE TO CHOOSE BETWEEN KEEPING YOU ALIVE FOR WIFOM/KILLING ME TO GET RID OF DOUBLELYNCHINGZ AND KILLING YOU

AND TBH

THEYRE PROBABLY STILL GOING TO CHOOSE ME

[gandalf5166]

BECAUSE AS IT IS

THERES ONLY ONE THING YOU CAN SAY THAT WILL MAKE ME UNVOTE

AND IF YOURE TOWN, YOU KNOW WHAT IT IS

[Fate]

YOU'RE STILL STUCK IN YOUR FUCKIN TUNNEL?

YES THE INVESTIGATION WAS MINE YOU FUCK.

HOW MANY GAMES DO I HAVE TO QUOTE FOR YOU AS TOWN WHERE I USE MY INVESTIGATION AS A GAMBIT.


WHETHER BY LYING ABOUT WHAT INVESTIGATION IT IS (DAY COP FOR REAL COP)

LYING ABOUT TH ETYPE (WATCHER AND TRACKER FOR ROLE INFO)

OR WHAT HAVE YOU.

I ALWAYS TRY TO MAXIMIZE THE GODDAMNFUCKIN EFFICIENCY OF MY ROLE.

AND IF I SAID

HURRR DURR GUILTY ON IMPLOSIONZZZZZZZZ

ID HAVE A BULLET IN MY FUCKING HEAD RIGHT NOW.

SO YES GOD FUCKING DAMN IT.

I PRETENDED MASK HAD THE GUILTY.

FOR FUCKS SAKE.

DO YOU SEE NOW WHY I WANTED CHESSKID DEAD SO GODDAMN BADLY?

NOW UNVOTE, YOU FUCK.

[GreyICE]

Oh ffs.

They're killing me because they know I'm town and without their obvscum roleblocker, they can't AFFORD to have me sitting here eating scummy players for lunch.

So you two both shut up about getting killed now.

[Fate]

YEAH I KNEW IM NOT DEAD, SPECIALLY SINCE IVE BEEN CAUGHT IN A LIE AND SCUM LOVE TO HAVE THAT POLICY LYNCH IN THEIR FUCKIN POCKET.

I STILL WOULDVE RATHER HAD THEM SHAKING IN THEIR BOOTS HOW I CAUGHT IMPLOSION FOR AS LONG AS POSSIBLE.

GOD
FUCKING

DAMNIT

[gandalf5166]

Unvote

K, Fate's town.

Scum had already figured it out, so don't worry bout it. CP should boost Fate, see if we can't get another investigation in. Any other results, Fate?

Who is our second lynch going to be? BV looks like a good candidate to me. We could also go for CP, but I'd rather save him for later simply because if he is town, his role is pretty valuable. Barring that, we could get rid of SP-paranoia.

[Fate]

THE WORSE PART IS.


AURUOUS VOX DIDNT THINK BEFORE HE FUCKIN POSTED

HE DIDNT READ THE GOD DAMN GAME, REALIZE MY META OF GAMBITING OUT MY ASS (REMEMBER BOMB MAFIA YOU SUCMBAG?) AND THEN KEEP HIS MOUTH FUCKING SHUT WHEN HE REALIZED MASK WAS A DOCTOR AND THAT MY GUILTY HAD COME FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE.

INSTEAD HE WENT

"ZOMG LYNCHALLLIARHSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FATEEEEEEEEEEEE LIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEZ"


ARE YOU FUCKING HIGH?

YES I LIED.

AND IT GOT SCUM LYNCHED.

WHY THE FUCK WOULD I DO THAT WITH ALL THE FIVETHOUSAND SCUMS WE HAVE IN THIS FUCKIN GAME. I DONT FUCKIN KNWO WHO ENIGMAS BUDDY IS I WANT TO SAY CP I WANT TO SAY BV OR TS, AND MOST OF ALL I WANT TO SAY SOCIOPATH BUT THERES JUST NO FUCKIN WAY I CAN TELL.

SO THATS WHY IM GONNA INVESTIGATE ONE OF THOSE FUCKS.
AND IF YOU DOUBLE LYNCH ME BEFORE THEN I"LL NEVER LET YOU FUCKIN LIVE IT DOWN.

WE HAVE THIS SHIT LOCKED DOWN ON POE. AND MY PASSIVE REQUIRES ME TO DIE IN THTE NEXT PHASE.

DO I NEED TO REPEAT THAT?

MY PASSIVE WILL KILL ME NEXT PHASE GUARANTEED, SO GET YOUR VOTES OFF ME YOU FUCK

NINJA: FUCKIN GOD DMAN IT

[Fate]

NO IM FUCKIN CLOSE WHICH IS WHY I WASNT GOING TO VOTE THE TRIGGER HAPPY CLOWN MISSLELOADED

MY SCO CHARGES SLOW AS FUCK. THAT WAS PART OF THE [REDACTED] I WAS TALKING TO THE MASK ABOUT.

OUR PLAN WAS TO HAVE HIM PROTECT ME AND FOLLOW THE FUCKIN COP.

BECAUSE WE KNEW AS MASONS WE WERE AS GOOD AS THE FIRST FUCKS DEAD.

[GreyICE]

Votes up.

He reacted to my investigation claim as if I was OBVSCUM and voted for me. Why? There was a fucking miller cop? Obviously there was more than one investigate power in play. The Mask had the other one? And a doctor? So what the hell was his role, fucking town SUPERMAN?

This makes 100% sense. Fate is town, back to the read. My gambit tripped over his gambit. Watch. He fucking rides my ass right up until I explain my role, then he drops me into obvtown. Because he played a similar game to me, we just tripped each other. Thankfully I had a 2nd gambit running under my first when I asked BV to vote for me

Alright. Back to reads. No fucking way that scum turboboost town. So CP is either:

1) Scum with an unclaimable power (boosts charge rate of Night Kill) who chose a stupid-ass fakeclaim (boost CO powers!)
2) Town

I have no idea how I would even go about using my CO power as a super CO power (instead of aborting my next lynch I... shoot someone? If his boost is secret, that would be a weeeiiiiirrrrd thing) but AGM's setup is already a tad silly, so null tell is null. We're not lynching him.

So... TwistedSpoon? I swear unto god every time I read that ISO I want him dead so bad I'm tempted to declare that watcher is his Scum CO power, and he's already used something else.

[Fate]

IF YOU FUCKIN KNEW THAT THEN WHY DID YOU "LULZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ" AND TROLL ME IN THREAD LIKE IM FUCKIN HOOPLA. HOOPLAS THE ONE THAT CANT HUNT SCUM WORTH A DAMN AND DID NOTHING BUT TROLL ME THAT GAME SO I TROLLED HER BACK FOR FUCKS SAKE. ONE GAMBITER PER PLAYERLIST AND I WAS FUCKIN HERE FIRST.

CRAZY has herpderped in this thread and VOTED YOU WHEN YOU ASKED. <-Important, he wasn't AFRAID to vote you at all because he was SCUM with Enigma and knew you were RB'd
TWISTED has all but disappeared when the BOMBDABOMBBOM landed and been cackling on his lil "watcher" results.
BV is a close third but my gut still pings town bv just because of the SHEER amount of times I've mislynched him, I got that feel. Plus how implosion pushed his lynch.
SOCIO was willing to die for the greater good, but he'd have the balls to do that as scum too so I'd shoot him EITHERWAY just to make sure

[GreyICE]

FIRST I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A COP UNTIL YOU CLAIMED. I NEVER KNOW WHAT YOUR REAL ROLE IS.

IT JUST MAKES PERFECT FUCKING SENSE NOW THAT YOU CLAIMED IT.

SECOND I CLAIMED IN AND STARTED DOING SOMETHING. AND INSTEAD OF HELPING ME OUT OR LETTING ME WORK YOU KEPT KICKING ME IN THE BALLS. AND THEN YOU PUT ME AT L-1.

FUCKING L-1.

WHEN I KNOW YOU HAD A TOWN READ ON ME.

SO YEAH I TROLLED YOU LIKE FUCK WHEN ENIGMA "QUICKHAMMERED" ME BECAUSE OF YOUR VOTE. DON'T TELL ME YA DON'T DESERVE IT.

[Fate]

I HAD A FUCKING GUILTTY ON SCUM.

AND YOU CAME IN HERE AND SAID "TROLOLOL IM A VENGEFUL COP VOTEM E PLOX"

I CALLED BULLSHIT SHENANGIANS WHEN I SAW THEM.

THEN HE CALIMED BULLET PROOF DOCTOR

BULLETPROOF FUCKING DOCTOR

AND YOU SAID "YUP SOUND SBOUT RIGHT"

SO YEAH.

I VOTED THE FUCK OUT OF YOU.

[GreyICE]

OH YAH
BECAUSE I WANTED MY FUCKING VIGILANTE SHOT
BULLETPROOF DOCTOR? THAT CLAIM MADE MY EYES BLEED
I FUCKING TOLD YOU WHAT MY POWER WAS AND YOU WERE LIKE "OH HERP ICE IS TALKING TO ME I'M GONNA SMOKE THE GOOD STUFF."

FATE, THERE ARE THREE TYPES OF ROLES:
VANILLA TOWNIE
FUCKING BULLSHIT FUCKING INVESTIGATIVE AND PROTECTIVE SHIT THAT DON'T WORK

GUNS

IF I'M WARM AND HAPPY I HAVE GUNS. YOU KNOW THIS

[Fate]

I KNOW YOU LOVE YOUR GUNS BUT I DONT USE META TO READ YOU FOR FUCKS SAKE

[AurorusVox]

._.

Kinda expected that from Fate tbh after he said his real role wasn't the one TM outed. But it was expected whether he was town or scum.

Fate, if you're cop, why did you say you'd be happy to die because your power was useless? More WIFOM?

---

Save FateWIFOM for tomorrow. I dun get what he means his passive will kill him. Eh.

Anyway, I know you like Gambitting, that's why I suspected that you'd out a real investigate on your own scumbuddy. If TM was doctor we could have followed the cop with you outing your reports, since they'd probably have tried to shoot you N1 and TM would have protected your shit. Its beside the point now anyway.

Unvote

Gandalf get your hammer on Enigma so we can accelerate this bitch.

[Fate]

When I claim my passive it'll all make sense Lemon.

Are we gonna co-ordinate a double lynch or not? Lynching Enigma straight up is probably best and easiest at this point.

[Fate]

And yeah I do like gambiting, as TOWN.

Not as scum. Too fuckin risky. I wanted triple layers of protection in AGMs DEFCON remember? All that mattered was day play, I didn't fuck around with HERPDERPGUILTYBUSSINGZ

[Fate]

Well I DID toy around with that submarine-tripleWIFOM bus idea, but I dropped it for implausibility soon enough.

[AurorusVox]

Yeah. Just settle for a single lynch. So long as it's before the NK we've gotten something good.

I was worried about TM-doc long before I said it, and put it on the backburner for a while, esp. when Implosion flipped scum. Then I got freaked out yesterday. If it was a TownGambitzz and not a ScumGambitzz then I'll be sincerely sorry for seeing lies and inconsistencies and rushing to declare it without WIFOMing myself out of it.

[GreyICE]

Yeah. Just settle for a single lynch. So long as it's before the NK we've gotten something good.

I was worried about TM-doc long before I said it, and put it on the backburner for a while, esp. when Implosion flipped scum. Then I got freaked out yesterday. If it was a TownGambitzz and not a ScumGambitzz then I'll be sincerely sorry for seeing lies and inconsistencies and rushing to declare it without WIFOMing myself out of it.

Dun worry 'bout it.

I've got night kill written all over my role in big shiny letters.

And if I'm not, we can kill two suspects with my role.

And if we can't kill two suspects, we know who the scum is.

Do you really think two corpses and a lynch wouldn't end this game?

I'm fine with accelerating if Gandalf is all set to use SCO again.

I'd also be fine with trying to set up the 2x lynch, but it's dragging on and I just want enigma dead

<- is developing a pure hatred of roleblockers

[gandalf5166]

Okay.

VOTE: Enigma

It isn't that big of a deal that I wasted my SCO since I'll get it back soon as I hammer Enigma. It's simpler to do a single lynch at this point.

VOTE: Accelerate

I can't remember if I already am or not. GOGOGOGOGOGOGOGOGO

[GreyICE]

Vote: accelerate

[gandalf5166]

Also, if we accelerate fast enough, I can singlehandedly lynch someone tomorrow