Lost: Season Four (Massacre!)

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farafirm.

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Faranooooo

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vote vezokpiraka

lynches on pages 4, 8, 15, 16 23 and 42 plz..

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Soooo......who's not scum? Raise your hand!

*raises hand*

I'm tired of you spinning your web of lies, Newman. It's time for you to die.

Unvote. Vote: HellloooNewman.

~Nor

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Vezok is town.

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Or we could lynch Newman.
~Nor

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THAT IS A WONDERFUL IDEA NIKANOR YOU ARE A GENIUS AND EVERYONE SHOULD LISTEN TO YOU P.S. I LOVE YOU.
~Fara

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Thank you Faraday! You're not too bad yourself.
~Nor

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fos: frost

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W/e this game is boring so far. let's liven it up.

kill hellooonewman

should have done this page 1.

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unkill

I'll use it later instead.

Vote frost

jason is scummy but jason is always scummy as evidenced by every lost game ever.

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Agreed.

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Don't be hatin' on mah swag.

Atm I'd kill Frost. I'd not kill untill a LOST number page actually hit though, I'm sentimental like that.

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Why isn't Faranor dead yet?

I'm serious here.

More people need to vote that direction, because the slot needs to die, asap.

Thanks for re-affirming you're serious with correct grammar this time Agar! (it's because we're town, if you're actually that curious)

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chesskid votes needs to stop too btw. not that he's particularly townie but he's an easy read and I'm sure I'll catch him if he's scum.

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BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD. I I fucking love you guys for making this happen.

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^ YES. page 15 and 16 will be hard. hopefully we can just have all the scum lynched by then anyway

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^ no and no @ posts above me.

vote mockingjaye

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jason's not cunning enough to do that as scum (at least not intentionally I don't think) chess. his play is usually very straightforward. i mean I grant you the post was bad but I think he's just trying to scumhunt.

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jason: chess isn't overreacting. Your post was hella scummy. I'd be voting you right now but Faraday thinks you're town.

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If it came across scummy, sorry.. I just thought it was something worthy of pointing out

^^^^^ so fucking town.

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Agar: As I said earlier, I voted for him for his reaction to Faranor's FoS. Given he didn't react to Jak's vote (or later to mine) I thought it was weird he would react to Faranor's FoS. I also thought/assumed the "A" was a typo and that he really meant FoS, so being given the information that his reaction wasn't actually serious changed my entire perception of his comment.

Also, Frost is at L-1 now.

>Reasons for why she's not voting Frost
>Tells everyone that Frost is at L-1
>No opinions on the Frost wagon
This post looks like scum who is happy with a wagon on town and doesn't want to risk derailing it by providing input.

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No.

And what on earth are you talking about? Where else would Agar be but here?

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Are you MJ's scumbuddy? >_>

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I'm paying attention, are you?


Location mechanics: people on the island may only target people on the island, and people on the freighter may only target people on the freighter. The mechanic by which people switch locations is a secret.

Why can't Agar post again? Furthermore saying scum having no reason to pay attention is flat out incorrect, but you probably believe it. Self voting now?

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Uh what fucking difference does it make where he is for today? Absolutely none.

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Also the mechanic people switch by isn't that hard to figure out (probably) and the person that put Agar there probably thinks him town, that's why your statement makes no sense if you think he can post itt to me.

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It depends, it's like a long term jailer. I'm of the utmost belief it's a own power due to the only character making sense to have it being obvobvtown.

I'd also dispute the notion Agar's pretty damn town, comparatively anyway.

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The first season has no true known villains though. Locke wasn't obvtown in 2 tho' in fact he was very probable scum (I'd have thought had he been claimed)

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HMM. LET US SEE.

You've taken the 3 lost games and shown 1 of them (the 1st) made no sense flavour wise. The 3rd made 100% sense. Why would he go against the natural storyline for no apparent reason? He wouldn't.

The guy with this power is very likely town, ya wrong. (also rude telling me to drop dead )

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Being ON the freighter doesn't make you town. Dramonic is making the argument the transporter mechanism is probably in the hands of scum, he's obvwrong though.

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I love how you fail to provide any reason why it's a town role.

Your reasoning is it's TOO POWERFUL TO BE A TOWN ROLE, I'm outright rejecting that. Oops.

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once again, complete failure to provide an explanation.

Well I mean

it's not

is pretty explicit. I don't expect you to be convinced, you can just continue to be wrong and I'll BASK in my glory of outguessing the mod.

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My reasoning is it has the potential to isolate scum and prevent any scumkill from happening from then on.
That's a freakin overpowered townrole.

That would require isolating all of the scum. That's not likely at all. It's a fucking modified jailer role. Simple.

Because flavour wise it makes no sense as a scum role at all. That's why. It's pretty apparent to me who will have the role.

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Yeah, you're wrong. lurk more dram.


Your argument is fucking stupid LOL IT'S TOO POWERFUL AS A SCUM ROLE BECAUSE THEY CAN VANILLAISE EVERYONES AND TURN IT MOUNTAINOUS. that level of badness. it's clearly a double edged town sword as you've already pointed out. lol op'd.

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I'm going from the basis that giving town that power is fairly overpowered since there's a chance they can isolate the scum.

^ your original basis is wrong. It's not overpowerd to give that role to town. You can't seem to fucking understand this though. It's not overpowered as a scum role, btw I'm parodying you. Frank's obvtown though, thanks for the link chess!

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Your argument is fucking stupid LOL IT'S TOO POWERFUL AS A SCUM ROLE BECAUSE THEY CAN VANILLAISE EVERYONES AND TURN IT MOUNTAINOUS. that level of badness. it's clearly a double edged town sword as you've already pointed out. lol op'd.

First, tone it the fuck down.

Second, I'm not saying it's too powerful as scum. I'm saying it's too powerful as town. You're very bad at this reading thing.

i'm parodying your bad reasons.

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Except scum can't kill that townie PR Jason.
It's part of the concept of isolating someone.

You uh, don't MAYBE think the transport can work both ways? Since it's a helicopter.

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wait to go dramonic! superb play. out lapidus with your arguments.

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^^ yeah I thought he was frank too due to the way he didn't want to focus on it but kept insisting frank was town

"A role that can break the game in the hands of a good scumhunter is not a role you give to town"

EBWOP: it was the way you were discussing it. not a big deal better you're not.

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We're talking here about a town vigilante with excellent aim.

THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT YOU'RE SAYING TOO. EXCELLENT AIM. I really don't see how you can't see this

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>_>

<_<

unvote vote chesskid

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Uh, no one springs to mind as being obvobvobv. John Locke? Sawyer?

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What's the flavour behind you being bulletproof?

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^ that's season 3 finale i'm almost sure, he then goes and knifes naomi. he starts s4 leading half the group away. eh,lostpedia time to see if this works.

also wanna check something ekse.

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hmm apparently that was s3 finale

though sawyer tried to shoot locke in s4 and the gun "happened" to be empty

Lynch it with Fire.

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ooh say no more

unvote vote mockinjaye

that's a cool twist on the role.

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uh >_> well hold on i guess i need to discuss shit.

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the role makes sense given the game mechanic of people being able to be taken OFF island. aka chess should be left on the island mr transporter. amirit?

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i'm content to judge chess on his play now that that's out of the way and he looks pretty town here, the reaction too was townish.

/back to regularly scheduled programming.

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lol.

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Lamest.
Buddying attempt.
Ever.

Can we REALLY lynch Faranor?

you don't even know what buddying is apparently

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and apparently you really can't. lolz answered your rhetorical question so smart

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It's the part where you kiss chesskid's ass.

not really he's played this p badly but he's still town here.

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Yeah, chess is still scum. I'd vote for him if I thought that Faraday wouldn't immediately take it off.
dram, why aren't you voting for chess?

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but in s4
all of the freighter peeps had BP vests apparently from a quick skim of lostpedia
shrug

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jason, are you sure you're supposed to be strongarm and not just unblockable?

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The island won't let chesskid die.

Vote: mockingjaye.

I still like this vote!

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P.S. Since Faraday is dead I'm going to be taking over the hydra now.

~Nik

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Nah jason's totes town obv.

I was waiting for your 'complete' response, anyway. Are you implying self preservation is a bad thing? And that we shouldn't defend ourselves? or is it one of those situational things where it's okay for you to defend yourself and not us? I'm very curious.

We have 3 confirmed town here.
Jason
Newman (b/c of daykill)
Vezok (b/c of vanilla claim)

I'm going to throw myself up there. Mockingjaye is almost certainly scum by POE alone, but that's not all. I want a claim.

Also you're mistaking which head is which up there, we were logged in at the same time, btw. 1/3/4th quotes are mine if you're interested.

I'm not really interested in ~debating~ with you. I want you hung.

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this is one of those times you ask me 'what do you expect me to do' and I respond with 'I expect you to die Mr. Bond'. you should ask me that question next just to let me use that line if you're a nice person.

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dramonic should l2bus it appears

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lamest attempt at bringing me down with you ever <<

WHAT ON EARTH ON EARTH. I MEAN YOU SHOULD BE VOTING MOCKINJAYE. CAPS LOCK LIKE A PRO NOT BECAUSE OF ANGER AT FLUFYF OWL.

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it's not lylo, i don't see your quick lynch point but then again idk cos i've been drinking.

also confirmed town =/= confirmed right, at any rate.

JASON help us out here ffs. mockinjaye is obvscum.

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alos i'm so fucking embarassed for using caps lock over shift key. sorry agar.

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There is someone that I know is town on one of the wagons already, so that (in my mind) makes the other wagon the scum wagon.

Didn't you claim townie?

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idk what yourpont is. like

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like honestly wtf would you exepect us to respond to in your post? you explaining your position, ugh that's fucking boring.

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fucking gell you post a lot of words ugh.

yo dis me.iso

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[quote="Faraday"]you're still p cool despite being scum

eh iso

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and fucking deam was all lolwtf transopotr = scum despite that MAKING NO SENSE AT ALL. so i got mad about it but not really ma dbut i need to set him straight since IMO it's impossible for the transporter to be scum.

tbh i had a wagon on you, people need to listen to my gut more i was happy i was gonna get your lynch. i get exstatic when cases aren't needed as i hate them

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there are germans camping in my kitchen brb.

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eh they're my housemates family CAMP CAMPO CAMP I SWEAR.

eh your username is too long tbh. un's greater than 7 letters sort of seem ott to me perosally

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nikanor informs me your hair smells nice idk

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don't be jealous you and agar's heair prob smell good too.

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shampoo + conditioner helps imo, im lazy tbh and don;t always do that.

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dram can you invote us we're not scum

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i don't feel so good. will get to this laaaaaaaaaater.

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wat. i'm sober now you derp, but not in a mood for reading anything as i feel awful.

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Time to stop fucking around bitches. You'll be voting Mockingscum now.

We investigated MockingJaye nnight 1. She's scum. Thanks for playing the faranor is awesome game. We're a JOAT, we have a Bodyguard abillity which we used on Jason last night and a neighbourizer abillity too. We'll neighbourize Jason tonight so we can have a chat. Oh and we're Sawyer aka fucking badass.

Now I'll accept apologies via email/letter/twitter. Kthnxbi.


TL;DR

UNVOTE VOTE MOCKINGJAYE

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ALSO PAGE 15 IS GONNA HAPPEN. DON'T LE ME DOWN BABY. DON'T LET ME DOWN.

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Eh though we missed page 8. ruined my fuckin' mood. JASON you should killed on page 8 ._.

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We'll confirm ourselves to you tonight hopefully.

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GONNA PARTY IN THE QT, IT'LL BE FRIDAY FRIDAY, GOTTA GET DOWN ON FRIDAY.

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SPAMMING FOR PAGE FIFTEEN

<3

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INVESTIGATION >_> hence MJ scum.

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mockingjaye and not michael jackson mind you

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Time to stop fucking around bitches. You'll be voting Mockingscum now.

We investigated MockingJaye nnight 1. She's scum. Thanks for playing the faranor is awesome game. We're a JOAT, we have a Bodyguard abillity which we used on Jason last night and a neighbourizer abillity too. We'll neighbourize Jason tonight so we can have a chat. Oh and we're Sawyer aka fucking badass.

Now I'll accept apologies via email/letter/twitter. Kthnxbi.


TL;DR

UNVOTE VOTE MOCKINGJAYE

^ JASON.

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zombie season would have been sooooooooo awesome.

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if I was a vig I'd shoot agar


Just kidding.

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omg spam for mod scene on page 15.

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4 NOT 8, 15, 16 23 42 EXECUTE.

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ITT AGar softclaims glue monster.

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You'd be stuck then.

o. roger.

15!

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AGAR HAS CHEST HAIR.

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PAGE 15! LOST MAFIA IS THE BEST MAFIA.

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itt dram is horribly wrong with his reads


JASON ARE YOU THE SMOKE MONSTAH?

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AGar is there any reason for why we might want to neighborize you instead of jason tonight?

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:O

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There's a new sherriff in town boys and you're looking at him.

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I hope we got ourselves a rolecop or roleblocker.

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As opposed to a goon I mean. Like if she's a scum PR it'll be even better.

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WE WERE BOTH YOUNG, WHEN I FIRST SAW YOU. I CLOSED MY EYES AND THE FLASHBACK STARTS, BALCONY IN SUMMER AIR.

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See the lights
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And say hello, little did I know

That you were Romeo, you were throwing pebbles
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
And I was crying on the staircase
Begging you please don't go, and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

So I sneak out to the garden to see you
We keep quiet 'cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while

'Cause you were Romeo, I was a scarlet letter
And my daddy said stay away from Juliet
But you were everything to me
I was begging you please don't go and I said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
[ From: http://www.elyrics.net/read/t/taylor-sw ... yrics.html ]
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh

I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When I met you on the outskirts of town, and I said

Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring

And said, marry me Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh, oh, oh, oh
'Cause we were both young when I first saw you

RIP JULIET AKA MAFIA ROLEBLOCKER.

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Are you seriously town? >_> We uh, decided to gambit. We're VT.

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Well yeah, we lied. But we were getting lynched, and we were pretty much willing to risk the game on you being scum. Sorry if you're town I guess

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DID YOU JAIL US COS YOU WANTED SAWYER IN YOUR JAIL? >_>

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OKAY.
So we lied about being VT so that we'd survive through the night.
We neighborized gandalf last night. He can confirm this.

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Must be a framer. Makes sense with the cop and JOAT.

Vote Dramonic

doubt ours was an all town wagon. Let's fucking do this.

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GO GO GO PAGE 16 QUICKLYNCH.

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Problem is, i'm a 1-shot mason recruiter, I recruited Newman night 1 becasue my power fails on non-VTs. Newman can confirm this (and realistically already has with his shenanigan on day 3 saying he wasnt VT anymore.)



^ LMAO. LMAO. SCUM GOING ALL OUT FOR THE MISLYNCH.

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Add to this the fact we're realistically in LyLo and you just tied to push a quicklynch because "oh, there must have been scum on your wagon"

gandalf claimed to me in the qt. we believe him to be 100% confirmed town. stop trying to rolefish.

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hey dram you've been 'tunneling' all game and refusing to scumhunt. thanks for giving me scum meta for the future much love.

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HEY DRAM HOW DID IT FEEL THAT THE MOVER WAS TOWN. NICE WAY TO UNDERMINE A STRONG TOWN POWER ROLE ON NO REAL BASIS. GG.

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loldram. Thanks for outing your buddy Newman.

Add to this the fact we're realistically in LyLo and you just tied to push a quicklynch because "oh, there must have been scum on your wagon"

We had an sk flip, so I was assuming two mafia. Now you're saying there are three mafia? That's a scumslip if I've ever seen one.

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how do you know the scum didn't try to frame us with the kill? maybe they've a pr to kill whenever they want, it seems likely given the fact you're scum.

fos: newman. consider this a pseudo vote, btw. LOL DRAM Y NO CHARACTER CLAIM.

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we used our abillity on gandalf as we could get a claim from him. completely slipped my mind w/r/t the freighter mechanic tbh. not everyone reads the rules, lol dram.

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faranor town joat + town jailer + town coip + mover + gandalf's pr which I won't name yet.

yeah, dram's power doesn't fit. no way. guys he's so obvscum it hurts.

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I asked Reck and he said that moving people to the freighter resolves before neighborize. That's why we neighborized gandalf; we figured that AGar would move us back to the island.

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So... basically you're saying you know there's bulletproof scum in the setup.
And you know who it is
But it's definitely not you.

Your logic is making me nimb

is this a BREADCRUMB? or wat

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> nimb
> nimn
> simn
>scimn
> scum

gg cracked your fucking scum code.

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> DRAM NOT VIEWING THE FORUM.

confirmed for caught scum.

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IT'S OKAY RECK. WE'RE GONNA LYNCH HIM TO SAVE YOU ANY BOTHER >_>

btw all systems are a go, this is not a drill.

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Hey Faraday I think you spelled something wrong in one of your posts let's use that as a breadcrumb.

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Hmm. newman and jakalope are the buddies I guess. I love the new 13 player games, we'd have lost yesterday if not. I bet dram flips framer or something too.

>_> hey maybe we'll win best town performance for this (such a comeback)

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^ LOL BUSSING.

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someone nominate faranor for paragon after this. after catching scum dram here we totes deserve it.