Mini 1144 - AW: Mafia Strikes

[GreyICE]

In other words, you're already dead. I HAVE to be sure we're getting scum here

[gandalf5166]

Fate is town. Trust me.

[GreyICE]

I do NOW.

I wanted to be SURE Gandalf.

I read him as town, but there's always this little wurm in the back of my mind going 'well what if you're wrong?'

[gandalf5166]

The point of mafia is that you can't be sure. I think a lot of towns make mistakes in making ABSOLUTELY SURE THERES NO WAY THEY CAN LOSE, when there's no real way to know that, since you don't know all the variables. See LOTR mafia for a perfect example.

[SocioPath]

The point of mafia is that you can't be sure. I think a lot of towns make mistakes in making ABSOLUTELY SURE THERES NO WAY THEY CAN LOSE, when there's no real way to know that, since you don't know all the variables. See LOTR mafia for a perfect example.

[Fate]

The fuck isn't socio dead, he isnt even TRYING any more.

Goddamn lurkers

[GreyICE]

The point of mafia is that you can't be sure. I think a lot of towns make mistakes in making ABSOLUTELY SURE THERES NO WAY THEY CAN LOSE, when there's no real way to know that, since you don't know all the variables. See LOTR mafia for a perfect example.

We get it your partner is well hidden etc. etc.

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 4 - Missile Launch Detected]

It was taking every single bit of resistance in GreyICE's body not to throw a baseball bat into one of the hundreds of monitor screens in the room. For the second day in a row, Orange Star's contingency missiles had failed to fire … and with each passing failure, Black Hole grew closer and closer.

"Are you SURE we have the codes entered correctly?" GreyICE yelled across the command room.

"Yes, ma'am," the lead engineer responded. "We're working triple time to get the issue resolved. It's the first time we've ever tested this system live-fire, you see…so we aren't really sure what the problem is…exactly…"

"HMMM, AND I WONDER WHOSE FAULT THAT IS?!?!" GreyICE screeched back.

The command room fell silent, save for the gentle humming of the computer systems. GreyICE composed himself. "Just. Make. The. Missiles. Launch." he stated coldly.

Suddenly, a beeping noise began to emit over the loudspeakers and an electronic female voice began to oscillate, "MISSILE LAUNCHED. MISSILE LAUNCHED."

GreyICE shrieked with joy. "You did it! YOU DID IT!"

"Uh, yes ma'am…but…I'm not really sure what we …," the commander began to reply, but he was interrupted by another announcement from the computer.

"THREAT DETECTED. THREAT DETECTED."

GreyICE spun back around towards the monitor displays on the wall and stared in horror as he saw dozens of orange lines leading directly from Orange Star's missile silos to the Orange Star HQ … where he presently was.

"ABORT THE LAUNCH! ABORT THE LAUNCH!" GreyICE yelled at the top of his lungs. "WHAT HAVE YOU DONE!??!?! ABORT!!!"

But it was too late. Seconds later, the Orange Star HQ had been reduced to smithereens … by its own missiles.

GreyICE (Rachel of Orange Star, Allied Nations) was decimated Day 4

[GreyICE]

BAH

[Fate]

...What in the fuck.....

[Fate]

Oh. I get it now.

LOLZ

SOCIOPATH IS A SCUM REDIRECTOR. THATS WHY HE WAS VOTING FUCKIN GREY THIS WHOLE TIME AND DIDNT EVEN CARE ABOUT GETTING SHOT.


EAHEHAHAHAEHAHHAE


LYNCH.
THE.

FUCK.
OUT
OF.

SOCIOPATH

[GreyICE]

[Fate]

I"LL AVENGE YOUR DEATH GODDAMNIT

IF ENIGMA HADNT FUCKIN COCKBLOCKED YOU SOCIO WOULDA BEEN DEAD YEARS AGO

[crazypianist1116]

Vote: SocioPath

Sorry for getting prodded. I'm just not following this game well. Did the votecount reset?

I presume we're at 4-2 which is mylo but I'm not certain of the 2.

[Twistedspoon]

VOTE: sp

[gandalf5166]

Guys, you need to accelerate along with your votes, or else the lynch won't actually work.

VOTE: BV
Accelerate

In case the VC got reset.

[SocioPath]

Why did grey shoot himself?

Seems like an odd way to prove a power.

[Fate]

YOU CHEEKY FUCKIN SCUMBAG.

AND YOU KILLED AV AND ALL THE OTHER ACTIVE PLAYERS IN THE GAME.

YOU GONNA LURK TO VICTORY? CHARGE SCUMKILL CHARGE!

I NOTICE BV RAN AWAY AND HID AND HAS HIS FINGERS CROSSED YOU WONT DIE

[bv310]

vote: Sociopath

I honestly expected to come in here to see:
bv310 (Sasha of Blue Moon, Allied Nations), and
SocioPath (Koal of Black Hole) killed D4

Seeing the opposite means that either Koal or Von Bolt have a redirect. Socio's the most likely scum, therefore Die scum die.

[Fate]

TOO LIL TOO LATE

HEHAEHHEHAAAAAAAA

[Fate]

SO SOCIO IS KOAL HUH?

OH HOW FAR HES FALLEN.

YOU THE GODFATHER BV?

[bv310]

Nah, I'm Town. You scum Fate?

[Fate]

vote: Sociopath

Nah, I'm Town. You scum Fate?

Aka vote buddy, call town with guilty scum. NEVER SEEN THIS ONE BEFORE.


CONGRATS BV, YOU"VE BEEN PROMOTED TO CLAIMED SCUM.

[Fate]

You not voting accelerate makes it REALLLLLL obvious you want your kill to be charged before we lynch Socio, so STALLSTALLSTALLL

[bv310]

vote: accelerate

I figured we didn't need to since Grey was killed.

Also, it's called sarcasm. Ever heard of it?