Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

[Packbat]

SHITSHITSHIT

By the way, there's a chair blocking the kitchen door, a table blocking the front door, and another table blocking the broken window.

[jmj3000]

Action: Climb out of the hole carefully, so as to not injure my hand anymore

[theplague42]

[Sorta PM'd theplague about joining. Got no message or anything.]

Ah crap I meant to update waiting list and send PMs to all that are on it to let them know where they are. I swear I'll do that tomorrow if someone reminds me.

[animorpherv1]

Why not do it now?

[chesskid3]

goddamnit
Kcdaspot call the bobcat to help you.

Fly back to help Kcdaspot

[AurorusVox]

THROW THAT SHITTING DYNAMITE FUCKER AT THE ZOMBIES

ALRIGHT DRUNKEN ZOMBIE DODGING AMIRITE?

[Packbat]

THROW THAT SHITTING DYNAMITE FUCKER AT THE ZOMBIES

ALRIGHT DRUNKEN ZOMBIE DODGING AMIRITE?

Uh-huh. Remember that you can change your actions, if this seems less good upon sober reflection.

[jmj3000]

THROW THAT SHITTING DYNAMITE FUCKER AT THE ZOMBIES

ALRIGHT DRUNKEN ZOMBIE DODGING AMIRITE?

AV, don't play drunk

[Kcdaspot]

Set the Bobcat into attack mode and kick some zombie ass

[AurorusVox]

THROW THAT SHITTING DYNAMITE FUCKER AT THE ZOMBIES

ALRIGHT DRUNKEN ZOMBIE DODGING AMIRITE?

AV, don't play drunk

Should I not throw the dynamite at the zombies then?

If I go anywhere near it it will probably explode. I don't want to approach it in any way, shape, or form. Alright then, the sensible thing.

Since I'm in a garage,

Look for a toolbox, but stay away from the dynamite

[theplague42]

Why not do it now?

It was rather late and I was tired. Updating right now. Order

may

should be right, but PM me if it doesn't look right.

Edit: Alright it's done. For some reason, I can't find AV's PM with his role. Can you re-redo that, por favor?

[Mist7676]

HAHA I CANT STOP LAUGHING AT DRUNK POSTING!! cant wait till 6 years if im still here! Probably not.

[Zodiark13]

Try to find something in the basement to fight/cure zombies

[Zodiark13]

Uh...bump?

[Klazam]

search for zombie-proof armor in the house

[Klazam]

(I have rope in my inventory, correct?)

[theplague42]

(I have rope in my inventory, correct?)

Yes.

[Packbat]

Oh, crap, that's everyone, isn't it? theplague42, expect the die rolls in your inbox in a few.

[Packbat]

Turn 32 Resolution

Kcdaspot: 4

Kcdaspot takes a deep breath and yells, "Bobcat! A little help, please?" Not waiting for a response, he bounces a couple times to loosen up, decides the mob is thinner to the south, away from the church, and starts demonstrating that feet are good for more than running.

A moment later, a large furry missile divebombs a nearby zombie into the ground and takes up position at his side. Unfortunately, not being tall enough to strike the zombies at brain level, the bobcat doesn't do much more than blunt the charge.

chesskid3: 4

Taking advantage of the low visibility, chesskid3 jumps back up and starts flying towards his best guess of where the house is. Swooping in low above the roofs, he sees a flurry of activity at street level outside, where Kcdaspot and the bobcat are struggling to break through the zombies to the open streets.

jmj3000: 1

jmj3000 tries yet again to climb out of the abyss. He carefully positions his injured hand on the edge, and pulls himself up with his other hand. He manages to make it halfway out before driving a splinter deep into his noninjured hand. He clutches it in pain, howling, and falls back under the porch.

Zodiark13: 2

Zodiark13 does a sweep of his personal bunker for any weapons or cures for zombies. The bunker is void of any sharp or dangerous objects, and he can't find the key to the gun safe.

Klazam: 5

Abandoning his quest to rescue jmj3000 and AurorusVox, Klazam goes a-hunting for zombie protective equipment. Eventually, he finds a large chest under a bed which turns out to contain, along with a variety of Society for Creative Anachronism doodads...

...

chainmail.

Klazam is now wearing armor.

AurorusVox: 4

AurorusVox begins to search the shelves for a toolbox, warily eyeing the dynamite the whole time. He soon finds a small toolbox with some basic hand tools, including a hammer, flathead and phillips screwdrivers, a set of wrenches, and a saw.

Spoiler: Turn 33 Actions

1. Kcdaspot: Continue laying the smack down on the zombies, with the Bobcat being a badass undead ass kicker.

2. chesskid3: Pick the bobcat up and fly so the bobcat is at zombie-brain level and clear a path to the street.

3. jmj3000: Yell for someone to help me out of here.

4. Zodiark13: Find the keys to the gun safe.

5. Klazam: look for an ax of some kind.

6. AurorusVox: None so far.

[Klazam]

YES!

LETS SEE IF I CAN FIND AN AX TO GO WITH THAT.

look for an ax of some kind.

[Kcdaspot]

Chesskid!!

LETS KICK SOME ASS

Continue laying the smack down on the zombies, with the Bobcat being a badass undead ass kicker.

[theplague42]

So Kcdaspot, do you want to personally join the fray?

[Packbat]

So Kcdaspot, do you want to personally join the fray?

He's already in the fray. He fell off the roof Turn 31.

[theplague42]

Ignore my stupidity.

[chesskid3]

Pick the bobcat up and fly so the bobcat is at zombie-brain level and clear a path to the street