Anyone who looks at how the events of today unfolded need only to see the smoothness and "consistency" in the scum dance, and then jarring chaos that is town (mine)'s approach to today.
-Balam starts out with a "HURP DURP" UB policy lynch and gets shit tons of flak. He drops it and doesn't pick up that slot again even after Mastermate replaces in.
-I drunkrage at Balam, while also being suspicious of YosCayke. Balam backs down to appease me and calls me town, and interacts strangely with the Yos gambit, as it was all planned in the QT.
-As Copper noted, Yos shows no fear of a hammer from either of his buddies, knowing full well Balam wouldn't touch him.
-Yos eventually is forced to claim, as town are not budging.
-Town still refuse to budge, a Yos lynch is eminent
-Balam rolefishes me, blatantly. This is so obviously and overtly scummy there's not much he can do to recover from it after Yos flips scum. Copper comes in and reaffirms his scum read on Balam. Balam is now suspected by two people and will not survive another day.
-Balam comes in with a "role cop" clearing of Yos' role, and another "result" on me because he thinks he can push me over Yos. This targets are very convenient for today, the top two wagons and he has a result on BOTH? Wow what great timing and Luck BALAM.
-I go LOLWTFNO, and counter-claim him. Revealing my innocents.
-Yos immedaitely goes "FLAIL FATE GAMBIT FLAIL FATE WAS ABOUT TO DIE" when such wasn't the case at all, and completely ignores the possibility that Balam is scum protecting him, and that my sense makes more sense from town at this juncture.
And there you have a summary of today's events from Balamscum.
From FDTOWN:
-Innocent on Kdca and UB, and I have a strong read on PC for town. That's a 4 block right there, and I had a tentative read on Copper as town.
-I go onto FES again, fucking sick and tired of his complete and total fuckign APATHY for this game. I tunnel him some more, and get a couple votes on me.
-Yos' vote in particular struck a chord with me, and it made me open my eyes
What if Yos is scum defending FES this whole fucking time like I thought before? He seems so ridiculously "town tunneled" about FES and he votes me whenever its popular."
at the time Fonzi's case made the most sense against me, but I wasn't going to sit there and say "yeah Fonzi thats fine you suspect us for that, but you're wrong" so I lashed out him Fate-style to try and show him my passion about how wrong he was.
-I call a Yos/Fonzi/Balam team. I feel pretty good about this given the cumulative reads and the way these slots have danced around.
-Balam reacts to my drunk posting in a townish passionate angry way (now shown to be scumrage that I drunkposted in one game when he was town and now when he's scum, so he's just mad I call him scum regardless and this time he IS scum), and I drop that read for a Copper scumread who had been lurking hardcore at this point.
-Yos scum gets run up, stalls for awhile with his fakeclaim. I want him dead so badly but the only one's left to appeal to for a hammer are Copper mcPROTOWN and people who wrongly think I'm scum. I get frustrated and post a lot, arguing with scum instead of talking to town.
-Yos claims JK, an obv bullshit claim in my eyes for the fact that I said I wouldn't believe a doc claim (ether died) or a cop claim (OH HAI IT WAS FUCKING ME), and I scream for his hammer
-Copper posts making sense lots of cents
-Balam scums it the fuck up in thread, and role fishes me, which makes me put him back on the scumlsit ASAP and I want him dead
-Balam scum claims to clear Yos' role, and says I'm a vanilla. AGM CCs for us and shows our breadcrumbs.
THERE you have it. Which is the more townish train of thought, progressing through this game trying to get fuckin reads with the info they have? Which is the one manipulating said information and claiming things that fit "perfectly" in the puzzle to steer the lynch in their favor?
FONZI, FES, MASTERMATE. I APPEAL TO YOU.
I'll be here all week, not the week-end though. Fire away.
