A Storm of Swords - Lay your swords down!

[LimMePls]

ITS CALLED A FUCKING CROSSKILL! ARE YOU BEING DENSE JUST TO BE AN ASSHOLE OR ARE YOU REALLY THAT THICK!?

[LimMePls]

@Shadow and Cow: I've got no other people to appeal to. All I can do is tell you that lynching me is a mistake. Before either of you hammers me (since dana and TS are going to vote me for survival) please tell me if there is anything I can do to keep you from making the mistake.

[hasdgfas]

@Shadow and Cow: I've got no other people to appeal to. All I can do is tell you that lynching me is a mistake.

*spreads arms wide*

[Shadow1psc]

@Shadow and Cow: I've got no other people to appeal to. All I can do is tell you that lynching me is a mistake.

*spreads arms wide*

[LimMePls]

@Shadow and Cow: I've got no other people to appeal to. All I can do is tell you that lynching me is a mistake.

*spreads arms wide*

I have no idea how to interpret this.

@Shadow and Cow: I've got no other people to appeal to. All I can do is tell you that lynching me is a mistake.

*spreads arms wide*

Whatever. I've done my due diligence, so don't hang this loss on me.

[Eddard Stark]

Votecount 8.3

LynchMePls (1) Danakillsu
Danakillsu (1) LynchMePls

Not voting (3) Shadow1psc, Twilight Sparkle, hasdgfas

*With 5 alive it takes 3 to lynch
*Deadline is Sunday may 15th at 5am GMT.

[danakillsu]

ITS CALLED A FUCKING CROSSKILL! ARE YOU BEING DENSE JUST TO BE AN ASSHOLE OR ARE YOU REALLY THAT THICK!?

So yes, you are getting desperate. It's a lot easier (for me anyway) to assume we have a non-killing partner or no partner than it is to assume that a killing partner and scum shot the same guy.
And pleading with the decision-makers not to lynch you? Really?

[hasdgfas]

@Shadow and Cow: I've got no other people to appeal to. All I can do is tell you that lynching me is a mistake.

*spreads arms wide*

I have no idea how to interpret this.

*attempts to recall some of MoI's posting*

*points at chesskid's mouth*
*spreads arms wide*

The translation is, if I had to hazard a guess, is that Cow is asking for the person to explain reasons why.

Ie open your mouth wide to explain.

[Twilight Sparkle]

For the record, if there were two scumteams, then today would be Prisoner's Dilemma had they only been careful not to double-kill. Zdenek could have posted in the thread, "You kill Benmage, we kill Cow" in that case.

All right, there's no point putting this off. I even ISO'd Shadow in case of an off-chance dana-Shadow scumteam, and he reeks town from every pore.

VOTE: LynchMePls (L-1)

[Twilight Sparkle]

Mina that is not what Prisoner's Dilemma means

-hito

[Twilight Sparkle]

Oh, really?

Two townies. One Stark. One BwB member.

They go to night. Either they each kill a townie and have a draw, one kills a townie while the other kills the first scum (meaning the defector wins and scum loses), or they both kill each other (meaning they both lose and the town wins). Ergo, Prisoner's Dilemma.

Conclusion: I beat hito at his own game.

~Mina

[Shadow1psc]

I bet the GY qt is screaming at us right now.

/wave

[Shadow1psc]

Screw it, I've been after this all game.

VOTE: LMP

[Eddard Stark]

End of Day Votecount

LynchMePls (3) Danakillsu, Twilight Sparkle, Shadow1psc
Danakillsu (1) LynchMePls

Not voting (1) hasdgfas

A lynch has been achieved. Stand by.

[Eddard Stark]

Now this is a story..no wait

Ms paint pictures have been done too.

LynchMePls

So with only 5 left LynchMePls was llooking around and noticed all them assumptions happening.

Cow, Twilight Sparkle, Danakillsu and Shadow had all thrown a parade celebrating the death of Beric Dondarrion. They had banners (LOL GET IT? HE WAS IN THE BROTHERHOOD WITHOUT BANNERS SO CLEVER) out. One read 'An SK won't win now'. That was a good banner. But it sent LMP into a furious rage.

'You're all fucking idiots' he exclaimed loudly. 'LOOK AT THE FLIP. DOES THAT LOOK LIKE A SERIAL KILLER TO YOU MOTHERFUCKERS?'

Before they could respond he went mad. He lit his sword on fire and attacked them. But unfortunately he had gotten drunk last night after Beric's death and was pretty sloppy. So it was a swing and a miss (literally) and he fell on the ground in front of the 4.

Suddenly it all made sense! Flaming sword. That...that wasn't something anyone but Thoros really used was it?

LynchMePls stood up then. 'Lol j/k he was a Serial Killer, so what you guys up to?' he asked. Everyone laughed! 'Qyburn you so funny' they said.

At this time the ghost of Eddard Stark dropped from the sky as he had writer's block. My bad.

'YO NED IS LMP SCUM?' everyone asked.

Ned sort of shifted uncomfortably. 'Well I can't really say that untill you finish him off.'

So they dragged him to the gallows and lynched him.

Ned came in and looked on their faces. 'Lmp was scum. G

J

all'

Everyone cheered!

Spoiler: LMP

LynchMePls was lynched Day 8 - He was

Thoros of Myr -Giver of Life and Brotherhood without Banners Aligned.

Night 8 begins. 72 hours for actions.

[Eddard Stark]

The Inkeeper (again?)

The inkeep...hello? Hello? Why are we getting so much interference here? Hello? Fucking hell Seacore, what's going on?

A mysterious figure floats in...this time not the ghost of Eddard Stark. 'It's time I had some fun, I'm sick of your shitty thread titles, payback's a bitch'
'So now it begins' Seacore and Faraday said slow.
'lol want me to be funny and paraphrase your sig? NO' the mysterious figure said floating away. 'Guess who gets to post on your account for tonight?' he said grinning before maving what looked like a magic wand!

AHHHHHH I really have to go to work and I'm late and literally running as I type this! LITERALLY!

An open letter to the Mod

Dear psychopathic bastard,

We greatly appreciate your lack of help in game. Then you decided to be. Bastard. So much for pre-in.
Mod why are we dying if
Are you fuck. Fuck.
THERE IS A GREATER

(ooc: but not a greater mod, right Mina?)

~ Mina

[Eddard Stark]

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH FUCK. FARADAY DELETE THAT I'M NOT USED TO MY LAPTOP AND USE THIS AS AN EXCUSE TO RANDOMLY INSULT PEOPLE.

~ Mina

[Eddard Stark]

That's not what Prisoner's Dilemma means.

-hito

[Eddard Stark]

I want my title. Hurry up Oman! Need to bury Mafiascum like HHH buries tag-teams after a quad tear!

~ Sotty

[Eddard Stark]

[Eddard Stark]

Shut up chesskid.

~ Twilight Sparkle.

[A Gaggle of Geese]

CHESSKID

[Eddard Stark]

Hold the fucking phone here. No one's mocking anyone here but me.

Suddenly the mysterious figure comes back. 'WHAT HAVE YOU DONE? I HATE CHESSKID, I'M OUT OF HERE'

Eddard Stark stand speechless except for one question. 'Well...um, who are you?'

He looks around confused. 'Why the ghost of MOI of course? Who else?'

Okayyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. Well let's write the scene!

Loras

Twilight Sparkle walk into a bar. Then they killed. yeah there's no point beating a dead horse (ZING) with this sort of joke. That'd be terribly unicorny (ZING)

And with that the 3 remaining people burned Twilight's body and listened to Taylor Swift songs to remember them. RIP.

Twilight Sparkle -

Ser Loras Tyrell - Lannister Aligned Townie was killed Night 8

Day 9 begins. With 3 alive it takes

2

to lynch. Good luck.
You have 2 weeks from now. Deadline is on the 19th of May at 23:00 GMT.

[Shadow1psc]

Love this game.

What say you Dana?

[danakillsu]

I have no freaking idea what is going on, that's what I say. And apparently the only guys I have to talk to are a deaf guy and a guy who consequently is probscum. I'm going to look back at different things, especially the weirdness the mod just posted.