Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

[Seeker99]

Is it just me, or does this look somewhat like a sniper rifle?

[Mist7676]

Sniper rifle.

PACKBAT WHERE ARE YOU

[animorpherv1]

There should be 3 Heys, it's

NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOODBYE.

fail.

[Xalxe]

Blame Randall

[animorpherv1]

NAAAAH.

[Packbat]

I'm sorry - I'm running around like crazy right now - I can try to get this done tomorrow.

[AurorusVox]

I RETURN

I look forwards to Chess and KCDA's actions B-)

[theplague42]

There should be 3 Heys, it's

NA NA NA NA
NA NA NA NA
HEY HEY HEY
GOODBYE.

fail.

Actually, you failed

This has already been discussed in the xkcd forums. Apparently the line goes "Hey Hey-ey" so the second "Hey" is two syllables.

[mb53]

The above is correct, forget about dat!

It still picture still looks wrong with two normal heys though.

[Kcdaspot]

...... bunp?

[theplague42]

Chill. Packbat's obviously busy with one thing or another, and I don't trust myself to post resolutions without some awesome editing by my co-mod.

[CSL]

I'm back, and stuff. lol

[animorpherv1]

AND STUFF.

[Packbat]

Thank you all very much for your patience - I'm uncapping my metaphorical red pen as we metaphorically speak.

*cues up some writing music*

Edit: theplague42, there should be a draft in your inbox.

[Kcdaspot]

longest. turn. ever.

[CSL]

indeed

[Packbat]

Turn 36 Resolution

Kcdaspot: 1

Having cleared the mass of zombies, and with no bobcat in sight, Kcdaspot discovers the zombie bites while checking himself over. He takes a deep breath, and releases it.

No way am I becoming one of those,

he thinks.

'Remove the head or destroy the brain' - no gun, so I better go for the former.

Searching his pockets and the surroundings, Kcdaspot decides the most likely place to get something that can cut off a head would be the kitchen supply store. Still breathing hard from his little sprint, he walks over ... only to discover that the gate is down and locked. His attempts to pry it open prove fruitless.

Zombification roll: 2 > 1. Kcdaspot is still human.

chesskid3: 1

chesskid3 curses loudly as he throws the zombies off his wings and arms. Seeing the blood leaking from the bitemarks, he grits his teeth.

"Bobs, I think we're in a bit of trouble", he says conversationally, looking around to try to find where the cat had gone. "Do you see anything over there I can use to end it honora..."

His voice trails off. Looking down, he can see a knot of zombies crowded around a pool of blood, with distinctive pieces of spotted fur scattered about. And as his blood rises, chesskid3 forgets entirely about his decision, and with a full-bodied roar he charges.

The bobcat is dead. The zombies surrounding the corpse of the bobcat have been variously crushed, torn, and maimed.

Zombification roll: 2 > 1. chesskid3 is still human.

jmj3000: 1

Oblivious to the drama unfolding a few blocks away, jmj3000 hefts the his ammo bag over his shoulder and searches the house again for some more ammo. He checks the entire house, focusing on the as-yet-unexplored recesses of the basement and upper floor. Finding nothing of interest inside, he proceeds out into the back yard to check the shed.

There's no ammo there, either, although there are a couple zombies.

Zodiark13: 5-1 = 4

After a short break, Zodiark13 returns to searching for a second exit. After scouring the roof, he decides that it is completely barren. He then focuses his attention to the ground. He finds a square panel in the floor, but there is no discernible way to open it. Tapping it, Zodiark13 hears a hollow sound, showing that there is something beneath it.

Klazam: 1

Klazam takes out his two smaller axes and starts wildly hacking. Unfortunately, he is unable or perhaps unwilling to control his swings, and therefore hits the handle of one of them rather strongly against a stud in the wall, shattering the handle. The head continues hurdling forward, embedding itself in the plywood. Klazam now holds an axe and a splintered stick.

AurorusVox: 4

Repacking his tools into the toolbox, AurorusVox carefully opens the door and peeks outside. Seeing no undead in the immediate area, he slowly steps outside. He sees two of the three formerly-threatening zombies heading off in the general direction of the church, apparently attracted to the spilled blood from the fighting in that direction, and the third circling the house. AurorusVox quietly backs away towards the street, where there are no apparent threats.

Spoiler: Turn 37 Actions

1. Kcdaspot: Try again

[

to commit seppuku by beheading

]

.

2. chesskid3: Commit Seppuku by beheading take two.

3. jmj3000: LET'S KILL SOME ZOMBIES. THIS IS MY BOOMSTICK!

4. Zodiark13: Find a way to open this hatch I have found.

5. Klazam: get my ax head out of the wall, and tie it to my rope so I have a long-range weapon.

6. AurorusVox:

Breakdance

Look for <whoever it was that was in the basement with me>

[

i.e. Klazam

]

...

[animorpherv1]

REALLY....

[Xalxe]

Now that I'm dead (again),

I WAS THE BOBCAT, BUT NOW I AM DEAD

ALAS, WOE IS ME

chesskid, I was merely waiting for the opportune moment to strike.

[CSL]

Packbat, that says Turn 37. Should that say 36?

[Packbat]

Packbat, that says Turn 37. Should that say 36?

Good catch -

this

turn is 36, not 35, and next turn is 37. Fixed.

[jmj3000]

Hmmm... are the zombies in the shed or in the backyard?

[Packbat]

Hmmm... are the zombies in the shed or in the backyard?

Two zombies in the shed, one more coming around the corner from in front of the garage. Of course, if you roll badly enough the situation may well escalate.

[Kcdaspot]

try again, or look for cure

:/

[Zodiark13]

Haha XD, I'm one of the two people who didn't roll a 1.

Find a way to open this hatch I have found.