Charlie the Unicorn Mafia (GAME OVER)

[Nobody Special]

RC: Please explain this post, where you first say that Zod-votes are "right" and then you don't vote Zod.

Hurry, it's almost deadline. I want to make sure I can get a wagon on you if need be.

[Umbrage]

Fuck. This is why I don't use deadlines.

Shun: ReaperCharlie

He's the only person we can agree on.

[Stefunny]

PURE SPECULATION INCOMING:

Home for a quick lunch, but I just had a thought. What roles would be lovers in this mafia? I know it's not for sure, but I'm thinking if Hiraki and Zod are lovers chances are they may be the blue and pink unicorn.
FOR GOD'S SAKE THEY STEAL ORGANS!
I think those would be scum roles.

I have to go back to work now, but it was a random thought I had while working...

[Rhinox]

Alright, I've at least read what I've missed since my last real post. Surprisingly, not all that much has been happening. Zod and Hiraki claimed lovers, off limits lynches today. I don't want to lynch charlie. I've played with him before when he was town. His play in that game was somewhat similar to this game. In fact, his play in this game seems even more town. So, no charlie lynch today for meta reasons. No RC lynch for me either. Everyone's up in arms about the alliance idea, but I see no reason its not something he wouldn't propose as town or scum. Possibly, some of you don't like him personally, but that doesn't make him scum either.

I would love to lynch umbrage. His VT speculation seems like he's trying to out PR's by getting people to claim VT. Then I remembered everyone thinks he's a Jester. eh, maybe.

Mod, if a hypothetical Jester were lynched and achieved their wincon in one of your games, would it end the game? (if you can answer of course, I think this is one you

should

can answer)

If a third party who was not an SK achieved their wincon, they would win with the other faction. For example, if a jester got lynched on day 1 and Mafia were the surviving faction on day 5 or something, they would win together. A survivor would win with another faction aswell. For some reason I consider completing your Wincon and winning the game to be completely different things.

If a Jester lynch doesn't end the game, then I don't really care if a Jester achieves a wincon as long as I can still achieve mine.

Krypt is prob-town. I thank you guys for doing the inthread translations for me, count me in the "too lazy to translate" category. I would expect scum to take advantage of the post restriction to try to get a pass on posting more content, but krypt has been putting up a good effort.

Doom/Nacho - idk

NS - seems town based on what I can remember

Pul - idk

tans - idk

stef - idk

Yeah, lots of idks, But I'd lynch any of them or umbrage today.

vote: tans

[Umbrage]

tans > RC? OK then.

Shun: tans:

[ReaperCharlie]

RC: Please explain this post, where you first say that Zod-votes are "right" and then you don't vote Zod.

Hurry, it's almost deadline. I want to make sure I can get a wagon on you if need be.

I was not making a statement as to Zodiark's lynch viability.

To be clear, this is the post you're referring to:

Shun Count

:
Charlie:

Stefunny

Umbrage:

Nobody Special

Reapercharlie:

Charlie

Zodiark:

Pulindar, Tans, Nachomamma8, Kryptinen

Rhinox:

Hiraki

Nachomamma8:

ReaperCharlie

Hiraki:

Umbrage

tanstalas:

Zodiark

Not being a shunning bastard:

Rhinox

The people in red are doing it WRONG. the people in green are doing it RIGHT.

Green people are wagoning. Red people are pushing one-man wagons at deadline.
Obviously, one of these is stupid/anti-town/whatever.

Guess which one is bad.

You're right though, I didn't make it very clear...

So again:

If you're the only guy voting for someone, and deadline is approaching, you're doing it wrong.

[ReaperCharlie]

PURE SPECULATION INCOMING:

Home for a quick lunch, but I just had a thought. What roles would be lovers in this mafia? I know it's not for sure, but I'm thinking if Hiraki and Zod are lovers chances are they may be the blue and pink unicorn.
FOR GOD'S SAKE THEY STEAL ORGANS!
I think those would be scum roles.

I have to go back to work now, but it was a random thought I had while working...

You are still on a one-(wo)man wagon.

Rectify.

[ReaperCharlie]

I would love to lynch umbrage. His VT speculation seems like he's trying to out PR's by getting people to claim VT. Then I remembered everyone thinks he's a Jester. eh, maybe.

Mod, if a hypothetical Jester were lynched and achieved their wincon in one of your games, would it end the game? (if you can answer of course, I think this is one you

should

can answer)

If a Jester lynch doesn't end the game, then I don't really care if a Jester achieves a wincon as long as I can still achieve mine.

1. I don't think "everyone" thinks he's a jester. I wish you would read the game. IIRC, I am the only one who suggested/believes that idea.
2. Even if it doesn't end the game when we lynch a jester, it's still bad play to lynch a jester (from a town standpoint), because:
3. It's not about NOT LOSING the game for us, it's about WINNING the game for us. Lynching a jester means leaving scum alive. Leaving scum alive means more townies dead. A jester can do nothing. They can even help scumhunt, and THEY HAD BETTER, if they don't want to be NK'd and fail to achieve THEIR OWN wincon.

Your views on jesters are flawed. Your vote on tanstalas is sketchy at best (even though I do think tanstalas should be lynched). You need to read the game. You need to comment on things other than what sticks out most when skimming the game. The game's under 20 pages long. It's not that big a deal.

Rectify.

[ReaperCharlie]

tans > RC? OK then.

Shun: tans:

face.

palm.

[ReaperCharlie]

tans > RC? OK then.

Shun: tans:

face.

palm.

(But I still like the vote because it's useful).

[ReaperCharlie]

But wait...

Why (after pushing for tanstalas all day

(yes, those are all separate links)

, then switching to Hiraki for a mediocre-at-best reason), did you vote ME when trying to find "a person we can agree on?" Especially when things you said before

(again, those are separate links)

seemed to show that you either agreed with me, or at least believed somewhat in my townie-ness?

It simply makes no sense.

The only thing (the

ONLY

thing) that caused you to flip your read on me was the Alliance talk.

I'm beginning to think the jester thing less and less. You are probably scum with tanstalas. It all fits.

[Nobody Special]

For the record, I do not/never did think Umbrage was a jester.

RC: You're right, I misunderstood where you were going with that. Work on the clarity.

[Rhinox]

I would love to lynch umbrage. His VT speculation seems like he's trying to out PR's by getting people to claim VT. Then I remembered everyone thinks he's a Jester. eh, maybe.

Mod, if a hypothetical Jester were lynched and achieved their wincon in one of your games, would it end the game? (if you can answer of course, I think this is one you

should

can answer)

If a Jester lynch doesn't end the game, then I don't really care if a Jester achieves a wincon as long as I can still achieve mine.

1. I don't think "everyone" thinks he's a jester. I wish you would read the game. IIRC, I am the only one who suggested/believes that idea.
2. Even if it doesn't end the game when we lynch a jester, it's still bad play to lynch a jester (from a town standpoint), because:
3. It's not about NOT LOSING the game for us, it's about WINNING the game for us. Lynching a jester means leaving scum alive. Leaving scum alive means more townies dead. A jester can do nothing. They can even help scumhunt, and THEY HAD BETTER, if they don't want to be NK'd and fail to achieve THEIR OWN wincon.

Your views on jesters are flawed. Your vote on tanstalas is sketchy at best (even though I do think tanstalas should be lynched). You need to read the game. You need to comment on things other than what sticks out most when skimming the game. The game's under 20 pages long. It's not that big a deal.

Rectify.

A jester walks into a

bar

LyLo and self-votes... oops.

An anti-town role is an anti-town role.

Also, I think you sort of have the same view as me. I'm not voting umbrage right now because its now A) the day before lylo, and B) a jester lynch is not a scum lynch. So no, my view on jesters is not flawed. If the game doesn't end with a jester lynch, than I'm fine with lynching umbrage because even though he may be possible-jester, he's also possible scum. You seem to be missing where I said I thought umbrage was scummy, not that I would be ok with an umbrage jester-only lynch.

Also, I laugh at you hypocritally telling me to read the game better when you yourself admitted in thread that you only read the last few posts before posting. Oh, I bet you thought I didn't read that part

[ReaperCharlie]

A jester walks into a

bar

LyLo and self-votes... oops.

An anti-town role is an anti-town role.

Also, I think you sort of have the same view as me. I'm not voting umbrage right now because its now A) the day before lylo, and B) a jester lynch is not a scum lynch. So no, my view on jesters is not flawed. If the game doesn't end with a jester lynch, than I'm fine with lynching umbrage because even though he may be possible-jester, he's also possible scum. You seem to be missing where I said I thought umbrage was scummy, not that I would be ok with an umbrage jester-only lynch.

Whether or not your actual views on jesters are flawed, the way you wrote it in your last post was flawed. I don't think I've ever seen a scum-jester, btw. Either he's a jester or he's scum, cause he sure as @$%# ain't no townie.

...

And

how do you know

it's the day before lylo?!!!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!?!

?!?!?!??!?!???!?!??!?!??!!!?!!

?!?!?!?!??!?!!

... etc.

Also, I laugh at you hypocritally telling me to read the game better when you yourself admitted in thread that you only read the last few posts before posting. Oh, I bet you thought I didn't read that part

Quiet, you. ... At least I have been following the game.

You should too; is my point.

[Nachomamma8]

Doom/Nacho: Was fairly townish till Nacho replaced in, since then the slot has steadily been slipping towards scum.

I'm going to post more after this, but this deserves it's own post.

What?
This slot has been "steadily slipping towards scum"?

I REPLACED IN YESTERDAY.
I MADE ONE POST.
HOW ON EARTH IS THAT "STEADILY SLIPPING TOWARDS SCUM"????

[Umbrage]

But wait...

Why (after pushing for tanstalas all day

(yes, those are all separate links)

, then switching to Hiraki for a mediocre-at-best reason), did you vote ME when trying to find "a person we can agree on?" Especially when things you said before

(again, those are separate links)

seemed to show that you either agreed with me, or at least believed somewhat in my townie-ness?

It simply makes no sense.

The only thing (the

ONLY

thing) that caused you to flip your read on me was the Alliance talk.

I'm beginning to think the jester thing less and less. You are probably scum with tanstalas. It all fits.

I had my vote on you for pretty much the entire day. Now you're acting surprised.

Lynch this scum already.

[tanstalas]

This wagon on me is lulzy at best. RC claiming I was on Umbrage all the time then only switched to Zod at end.
RC saying same thing about Umbrage's vote
Rhinox Listing his 'reads' on a bunch of people. He doesn't know what to think about a lot of people, but didn't give his thoughts on Zod who is the biggest wagon and then votes me - whom he said he didn't have a read on.

Unshun
Shun: Tanstalas

Claim: The Door
Vanilla Townie

People on Zod, switch to me, then look at this lulzy wagon that is on me now tomorrow.

If you are a cop, an investigation on Zod, Umbrage, RC or Rhinox would be probably a good investigation.

[Nachomamma8]

Anywhooo...

kryptinen is obvtown. This shouldn't require any more explanation, and thus isn't getting one.

I'm really liking NS's game so far. He's playing to classic town-NS meta, which gives me warm fuzzlies and chuckles. NS, will you vote Zod with me? We can lynch Zod and then fly over the rainbow like we're the Lucky Charms crew or some shit.

Umbrage is spoutin crap again. Scum scum scum.

Charlie is less full of fluff and rainbows than he usually is. His reads are also pretty bad, so I think this is a playstyle change in order to be less lynchable. SCUM.

ReaperCharlie: Jester? What? Luckily, I think you have more pride in your scumgame than THIS, so town.

Pulindar is unlynchable, bulletproof innocent-child vigilante-cop-doctor.

Tans is smoking some serious, serious crack. He's probably town because of it. TANS CUT THE SHIT AND GET ON ZOD. <3, Nacho.

Hiraki is town for lazy SERIOUS MODE. I like it, even if his heart's in the wrong place.

Stefunnny... Calling scum lovers? My god, that's so ridiculous it has to be coming from town.

[tanstalas]

A lynch needs to happen Nacho. I am the best case for a mislynch since
a)VT
b)I'm probably also the best informational mislynch

And on the plus side, be lovely to get out of this game where town can't choose someone. Maybe a mislynch and a town kill tonight will wake them up and they can take their head's out of their collective asses

[Nachomamma8]

Tans.
We can lynch scum today. It won't be that hard.

His name is ZODIARK, and I thirst for his blood.
I will make a post on him. And the town will lynch him. And he will flip scum.
Then doc will protect me. And scum will fail in killing me.

The cycle will repeat tomorrow, with scum killing randomly, aiming for doc. They will fail.
Pulindar and I will lead a glorious wagon on scum, and scum will die.

Scum will kill Pulindar/Me.
Living one out of us will burst into a rage.
Scum will squirm violently, but we will pursue on. And we will fucking pin that goddamn scumbag to a wall.

And all of this starts with Zod's scumflip.
Give me this townwin, Tan. Don't talk crazytalk.

[Zodiark13]

This wagon on me is lulzy at best. RC claiming I was on Umbrage all the time then only switched to Zod at end.
RC saying same thing about Umbrage's vote
Rhinox Listing his 'reads' on a bunch of people. He doesn't know what to think about a lot of people, but didn't give his thoughts on Zod who is the biggest wagon and then votes me - whom he said he didn't have a read on.

Unshun
Shun: Tanstalas

Claim: The Door
Vanilla Townie

People on Zod, switch to me, then look at this lulzy wagon that is on me now tomorrow.

If you are a cop, an investigation on Zod, Umbrage, RC or Rhinox would be probably a good investigation.

Nice fake claim, scum. Self voting, yay, lets look at the possibilities.
1) Gambiting scum.
2) Stupid VT.

Actually, those are the only possibilities I can think of now. I'm sure three or four were running through my head a moment ago.

Tans.
We can lynch scum today. It won't be that hard.

His name is ZODIARK, and I thirst for his blood.
I will make a post on him. And the town will lynch him. And he will flip scum.
Then doc will protect me. And scum will fail in killing me.

The cycle will repeat tomorrow, with scum killing randomly, aiming for doc. They will fail.
Pulindar and I will lead a glorious wagon on scum, and scum will die.

Scum will kill Pulindar/Me.
Living one out of us will burst into a rage.
Scum will squirm violently, but we will pursue on. And we will fucking pin that goddamn scumbag to a wall.

And all of this starts with Zod's scumflip.
Give me this townwin, Tan. Don't talk crazytalk.

Lol @ implying theres a doctor
Lol @ implying the doctor will protect you
Lol @ you screaming I'm scum with making a case at all

You are worse than tans. Either get a case together or you swing tomorrow.

[tanstalas]

Unshun
Shun: Zod

The people being on 1 man wagons are very anti-town right now

[tanstalas]

LOL @ Zod

I'd like to know what the 3 or 4 possibilities were. You called me scum or town...

So, you think there may be as many as 2 other 3rd parties? You're not very good at this game are you?

[Zodiark13]

EBWOP: Last one is meant to be "Lol @ you screaming I'm scum without making a case at all". Also, add to that "This post is full of fail and scum."

[Nachomamma8]

Lol @ implying theres a doctor
Lol @ implying the doctor will protect you
Lol @ you screaming I'm scum with making a case at all

It's not reaching to say there's a protective role.
The doctor will protect me, you can BELIEVE IT.
Oh, sorry. I thought that's how things were done since you sure haven't given anything for a case on me, and you most certainly haven't commented on what I have provided on you.

ZING!