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Post Post #1150 (ISO) » Mon May 23, 2011 6:58 pm

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Action: BLAST SOME ZOMBIES
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Post Post #1151 (ISO) » Mon May 23, 2011 7:08 pm

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Do something about the screwdriver. Preferrably remove it.
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Post Post #1152 (ISO) » Mon May 23, 2011 9:15 pm

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Run inside the house and lock the door
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Post Post #1153 (ISO) » Tue May 24, 2011 1:28 am

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AurorusVox wrote:
Run inside the house and lock the door

I will assume you mean "run through the garage into the house and lock the door".
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Post Post #1154 (ISO) » Tue May 24, 2011 1:35 am

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I thought Klazam came out the door ("He sees their head turn towards the door and walk towards him....")?
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Post Post #1155 (ISO) » Tue May 24, 2011 1:37 am

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Packbat wrote:[...] [AurorusVox] sees their head turn towards the door and walk towards him....

Klazam:6

Eager to go medieval on some zombies, Klazam hefts his battleaxe and cleaves the door in two. [...]
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Post Post #1156 (ISO) » Tue May 24, 2011 1:39 am

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OHSHIT.

Nice going Klazam, now I can't lock it. Damn.

Break off a piece of door and hammer some nails through it, making an primitive but effective spiked club-like weapon.
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Post Post #1157 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 2:27 am

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/in as the Snow Leopard for maximum ridiculosity
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Post Post #1158 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 3:23 am

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No.
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Post Post #1159 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 5:07 am

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WHOO. FUN. STAND BACK AV!

WHIRL MY AXFLAIL AND MOW DOWN ZOMBIES
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Post Post #1160 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 5:12 am

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I'm so getting beheaded.
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Post Post #1161 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 5:57 am

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I hope you don't.
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Post Post #1162 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 6:53 am

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Odd, I'm sure I posted an action

Let ani take out the screwdriver.
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Post Post #1163 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 6:57 am

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That's everyone - I'll start rolling dice now.
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Post Post #1164 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 8:34 am

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Turn 39 Resolution


jmj3000: 6


jmj3000 backs away slowly, carefully eyeing the zombies while simultaneously loading his shotgun with some more slugs. He aims and fires, taking out the first zombie. The other two watch their comrade fall, then turn back to face jmj3000. With a moan, they begin walking down the stairs. jmj3000 takes aim at the closest one and fires. The slug narrowly misses the zombie and smashes into the doorframe. jmj3000 racks his shotgun and kills the zombie with a headshot.

By now, the third zombie is nearly upon him. He spins wildly, firing another slug. This one also misses and hits the other side of the doorframe. jmj3000 smashes the zombie's face with the shotgun's stock, and fires at its head pointblank. The zombie's head explodes, and bits of decaying flesh fall onto jmj3000.

He hears a crashing sound and looks upstairs. The doorframe and surrounding wall and ceiling have collapsed, trapping him inside the basement, which suddenly turns pitch-black.

Zodiark13: 3


Staying well away from CSL and the snow leopard, Zodiark13 gingerly leans against the wall, braces, and holds up his leg so animorpherv1 can get at the piece of metal still caught in his leg.

Klazam: 5


Pushing the lowly peasant named AurorusVox out of the way, Klazam steps forward and readies himself for battle. Slowly twirling his flail, he grins at the zombies. They charge at him en masse. He jumps to the side, swinging the axehead at the first group. The razor-sharp blade cuts through their necks like butter, and the first five fall.

Klazam nimbly jumps away from the surviving zombies, spinning the flail over his head. Suddenly it lashes out, and decapitates several more zombies. Unfortunately, it gets caught in the mob and is torn from Klazam's grasp. He drags out his battleaxe and charges. He seems to disappear inside a whirl of dead flesh and grabbing hands.

A minute later, Klazam is able to retrieve his flail. Piles of decapitated zombies and smashed heads surround him. He pulls out a cloth and begins polishing his axes. When he is done, he nonchalantly leans against his battleaxe and whistles as he waits for his partner.

AurorusVox: 3


As Klazam sets to work on the mob outside the house, AurorusVox grabs a claw hammer from among the wreckage on the driveway and levers away at a loose piece of plank from the garage door. With some effort, he manages to get it free, and it takes but a minute afterwards to collect a few nails from the tool chest and hammer them through.

Thus equipped, he stands and turns, only to discover that Klazam has already killed all the zombies in the mob, cleaned his axes, and arranged himself in an irritatingly smug pose.

"Oh," AurorusVox says.

AurorusVox now has a nail board.


CSL: 2


CSL frantically tries to calm the leopard down. The leopard apparently wants no part of this, and swipes at its wand-less (and therefore powerless) foe.

CSL now has a clawed arm. She will have a -1 penalty next turn.


animorpherv1: 6


As Zodiark13 braces himself, animorpherv1 carefully examines the piece of screwdriver lodged in his leg. After a moment, he concludes that it should be straightforward enough to simply pull it back out. He grips the end of it, braces, and hauls away.

Blood spurts out behind it. Into animorpherv1's eyes.

Zodiark13 is now bleeding quite badly. He will be at -2 next turn.


animorpherv1 is blinded. He will be at -1 for anything involving sight next turn.


Spoiler: Turn 40 Actions
1. jmj3000: Find a way out.

2. Zodiark13: Do nothing.

3. Klazam: Scout out some place where i can loot food, but make sure that i'm close to AV, so i can protect the poor helpless lemon dude that he is.

4. AurorusVox: Help Klazam look for food. Keep my toolset with me though >:(

5. CSL:
Try to summon a flute.
Attempt to heal Zodiark.

6. animorpherv1: Stem the bleeding.
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Post Post #1165 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 8:43 am

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FFFFFFFFFFFF

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Post Post #1166 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 1:42 pm

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AWESOME.
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Post Post #1167 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 1:58 pm

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Stem the bleeding
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Post Post #1168 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 1:58 pm

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die ani die
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Post Post #1169 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 1:59 pm

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ani, try calming down my leopard next turn, please.
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Post Post #1170 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 2:50 pm

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@CSL: Will do.
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Post Post #1171 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 3:05 pm

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Scout out some place where i can loot food, but make sure that i'm close to AV, so i can protect the poor helpless lemon dude that he is.
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Post Post #1172 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 3:08 pm

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Update the OP?
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Post Post #1173 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 3:10 pm

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Action Change: Attempt to heal Zodiark
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Post Post #1174 (ISO) » Wed May 25, 2011 5:21 pm

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Do nothing.


I kinda would like to see how this could mess up, even more so if CSL and ani get 5's.
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