Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

[Klazam]

gogogo

[theplague42]

Packbat has disappeared.

[Tragedy]

Oh no he didn't.

[animorpherv1]

*snap*

[Packbat]

Packbat has disappeared.

I can't find your message in my inbox - could you send it again?

[theplague42]

...I swear your first PM wasn't in my inbox earlier... My fault.

[Packbat]

No worries!

[Packbat]

Turn 42 Resolution

jmj3000: 4

Safely inside the next house, jmj3000 begins another search for ammo. In one of the upstairs closets he finds a two boxes of 00 buckshot, making for 24 shells altogether. He is unable to find anything else.

Klazam: 2

Klazam greedily eyes AurorusVox's chocolate collection, mainly the chocolate bunny.

"May I have some?" He pleads. But AurorusVox refuses.

Filled with anger, Klazam lunges at the chocolate bunny....

AurorusVox: 4

AurorusVox nimbly sidesteps and swings his impromptu weapon at Klazam's head. It knocks him silly, but none of the nails actually penetrate.

Klazam will have a -1 next turn for disorientation.

Zodiark13: 6

The situation with the leopard resolved, Zodiark13 drops to the floor and says, "Can I get a hand, now? My leg is still bleeding."

CSL: 2

Hearing Zodiark13's request, CSL rises to her feet to give aid - when the leopard leans foward and mewls, blocking her way. She seems to think that CSL can give her food. However...

animorpherv1: 6

...animorpherv1 has no such obstacle, and sets to work. Taking advantage of the sartorial choices accompanying the career of "rock star", he pulls various pins, needles, and threads from his jeans and sews the wound securely closed.

Unfortunately, when he takes a step back to admire his work, he discovers that some of those pins were ... structural.

animorpherv1 has dropped the left half of a pair of artfully-torn pants (worn).

Spoiler: Turn 43 Actions

1. jmj3000: Search the house for a gun cabinet.

2. Zodiark13: Laugh at at ani having no pants, then look for food for the snow leopard.

3. Klazam:

Ax AurorusVox, then take his chocolates from his twitching hand

convince AV to stop smashing me in the head, and share his chocolates.

4. AurorusVox: Repeatedly smash Klazam over the head.

5. CSL: Find food for Riley.

6. animorpherv1: Get new pants.

[Zodiark13]

So, just to confirm, I am considered healed enough, yes?

Laugh at at ani having no pants, then look for food for the snow leopard.

CSL, please name your pet. Its bad enough that I had to listen to 'xalxes bobcat', I would rather not have to interact with 'CSL's snow leopard.

[AurorusVox]

Repeatedly smash Klazam over the head

NO CHOCOLATE SHARING

[Klazam]

Ax AurorusVox, then take his chocolates from his twitching hand.

[CSL]

So, just to confirm, I am considered healed enough, yes?

Laugh at at ani having no pants, then look for food for the snow leopard.

>>>>

CSL, please name your pet. Its bad enough that I had to listen to 'xalxes bobcat', I would rather not have to interact with 'CSL's snow leopard.

Reply: Lrn2readallresolutionscarefully

Action: Find food for Riley

Riley's Action: Look for a spot to sit

[Klazam]

I'm feeling generous, so

action edit: convince AV to stop smashing me in the head, and share his chocolates

[jmj3000]

Search the house for a gun cabinet

Let me see if I can find some pistols.

[jmj3000]

BUMP

[theplague42]

Waiting on animorpherv.

[animorpherv1]

>.>

Action: Get new pants.

[drmyshottyizsik]

/in to replace?

[Packbat]

Turn 43 Resolution

jmj3000: 3

jmj3000 walks carefully up the stairs, shotgun ready for any zombies. On the floor, he sees an empty box of shotgun ammo. Figuring a gun safe must be close by, he checks the master bedroom. He bashes open the only locked closet and goes inside. He finds a medium-sized safe, big enough for only a couple guns. It has a combination lock, and jmj3000's efforts to open it are frustrated.

Zodiark13: 6

Zodiark13 bursts into a fit of laughter at seeing the pantless animorpherv1. After recovering, he tries to find leopard-food for Riley. So intense is his concentration that he bumps into Riley from behind, earning a small scratch in response.

Klazam: 5-1 = 4

AurorusVox: 5

The street outside the convenience store is quiet. The trees, unaffected as yet by the spread of the zombies below, sway peacefully in the breeze. It is almost bucolic.

But not for long.

The door to the shop bursts open, and Klazam stumbles out, his hands protecting his face from AurorusVox as the latter follows him with the nailboard. In between the whacks his muffled voice can be heard.

"AV! I'm sorry! I just wanted a bit of chocolate - I didn't mean any trouble!"

As Klazam hurries backwards to the other side of the street, AurorusVox stops, his arm tired from all the swinging. He lets the nailboard hang loose for a moment as he stares piercingly at Klazam, who gingerly lowers his hands in reaction.

"Listen, I know you're the one who picked them all out, but we'll both live a lot longer if we work together. How's this for a deal: I help carry more chocolate in exchange for a few pieces. Is that all right? We have a deal?"

AurorusVox takes a deep breath and lets it out with a woosh. "Yeah, all right," he says. "I get half of what you carry."

"Deal."

The two of them turn and go back into the store to pick out more chocolates.

CSL: 2

CSL checks the bunker for food for Riley. She finds some empty tins and cans, but no actual food. By now the survivors have searched the entire bunker and taken everything useful.

animorpherv1: 3

Looking around, animorpherv1 finds some worn-out blue jeans. They are a tight fit, but they'll do.

Meanwhile, Riley is pacing the bunker, yowling for food and getting restless.

Spoiler: Turn 44 Actions

1. jmj3000: Search the room for the combination.

2. Zodiark13: Seek psychic inspiration.

3. Klazam: wander behind AV, happily nomming chocolates.

4. AurorusVox: Search for a bowling alley.

5. CSL: Seek a way outside.

6. animorpherv1: Sing.

[animorpherv1]

So, door, is it open/unlocked?

[Packbat]

Zodiark13: 5

Zodiark13 does a cursory sweep of the room, looking for anything to keep the door locked. Incredibly, it seems that the original hardened-steel padlock and key were conveniently lying in a box near the front of the bunker. Theh door is soon locked against any outside threats.

[Packbat]

/in to replace?

We can PM you if we need a substitute and no-one's available, but ceteris paribus we'd prefer to let new people have a go.

[CSL]

if shotty gets back into the game, I'm killing him.

Action in a bit.

[animorpherv1]

I'm assuming that's also the only door/window as well.

CSL/Zodiark, what do now?

[jmj3000]

Question: The combination lock, is it built into the safe itself or a combination lock that can be taken off?