Charlie the Unicorn Mafia (GAME OVER)

[Nobody Special]

Perhaps we should reconsider lynching our dear, absent Nacho.

[Hiraki]

It's either Rhinox or you NS.

[Nobody Special]

You can't dictate these things, you know.

[Hiraki]

I damn well can.

[Charlie]

You've just Shatered my Viewpoint and my Last Will with that last post of yours, Nobody Special.

[Zodiark13]

So, without adressing my case against him, and convinently going V/LA, returns to hammer, stating "I have reasons for lynching someone I think is town". Right.

In case I die tonight, I'll just mention these things;

I ignored the rest of your questions because of the childhood phrase: "If you can't say something nice, don't say anything at all.".
I suppose I could address them if you'd like, but I think you'd rather I not.

This reads to me like "I can't dismiss the points mentioned, so I'll try to take the moral high ground and claim that I can't address them without resorting to childish insults".

What the heck happened to this game? All it is now is wall after wall of mudslinging. Zod and Hiraki are probably lovers, I didn't think about the fact that it would have been an easy double kill for scum, but they didn't kill, so most likely at least one of them is scum.

I think Charlie and RC are probably scum as well, but one scum or another doesn't really matter, especially when either Zod or Hiraki is obvscum. I would now support that lynch. I have to do some more catching up, but I will post something more useful at the end of today.

The only thing that surprises me more than this post is the fact that I forgot to bring it up until now. Steff says that 'Zod or Hiraki is obvscum'. If its so 'obv', then how is it possible for an 'or'? Notice that she also says she 'would now support that lynch', but has only recently added a vote to back up that claim, nor has she really said anything other than the fact that "one of us"(what even) is 'obvscum'. But the best part is this;

I didn't think about the fact that it would have been an easy double kill for scum,

This explains why me/Hiraki wasn't NK'd last night. RC, or someone who agreed with his suspicions that Umbrage is a jester, suggested going for Umbrage, and Steff, who, by her own admission, didn't realize one being killed meant the other dies, agreed to it rather then going for one of us. Thanks for claiming scum, Steff.

[Stefunny]

Oh, look, you're twisting my words, how cute.
I realized that scum would have been more likely to take the double kill if they both had been town. The fact that they did not take the double kill means that one of you is obviously scum.

Hiraki's posting is starting to convince me he is town, but I haven't seen anything from you that makes me think that. I understand that whoever is town doesn't want to die, but if you claim not to know each others alignments then you need to be willing to consider the fact that the other one is very possibly scum. Therefore if you are town your wincon will most likely eventually require that you both die.

[Zodiark13]

Oh, look, you're twisting my words, how cute.
I realized that scum would have been more likely to take the double kill if they both had been town. The fact that they did not take the double kill means that one of you is obviously scum.

No, you're twisting your own words to try and dig yourself out of this hole you've dug yourself into. Where here does it say this is what you realized anything about scum? It doesn't. It says

you

didn't think that both of us would die.

Hiraki's posting is starting to convince me he is town, but I haven't seen anything from you that makes me think that.

And, pray tell, where is anything to suggest I'm scum?

I understand that whoever is town doesn't want to die, but if you claim not to know each others alignments then you need to be willing to consider the fact that the other one is very possibly scum. Therefore if you are town your wincon will most likely eventually require that you both die.

Excellent, you dropped the false dilemna too. I love false dilemnas. No, my wincon will not 'require me to die'. If it did, it would say so. As long as I have a town read on Hiraki, I see no reason to play to this so-called wincon you are trying to shove down my throat. The only way you could know that my wincon will require me to die is if you are scum, and therefore know I'm town and Hiraki is scum.

[Stefunny]

So your wincon doesn't say something along the lines of 'when all mafia are eliminated?'

Because to me that would mean you aren't town.

[Zodiark13]

So your wincon doesn't say something along the lines of 'when all mafia are eliminated?'

Because to me that would mean you aren't town.

Now whos twisting whos words. I said what my wincon doesn't say, not what it does. What about your wincon?

[Hiraki]

Stefunny just lost 10000 town points.

Ouch.

[Zodiark13]

Note how quickly it took for Steff to respond to my first two posts against her.

Then note the amount of time between my last post, and the time Hayl shut the game thread.

[Hiraki]

But now Zodiark makes a bad point. That makes no sense.

When Stefunny already made no sense.

UGH.

[Zodiark13]

My point is, Steff answered right away with the first two posts, but when I asked her what her wincon is, she vanished. And Hayl is on, so I was expecting her to shut the thread.

[Stefunny]

My wincon says something along the lines of 'when all mafia are eliminated'. Which is why I implied yours should as well unless you are not town.

And excuse me for not sitting staring at my computer on a Sunday morning. I have other things to do with my life.

[Zodiark13]

My wincon says something along the lines of 'when all mafia are eliminated'. Which is why I implied yours should as well unless you are not town.

And excuse me for not sitting staring at my computer on a Sunday morning. I have other things to do with my life.

Ha. Haha. Wrong.

[Nobody Special]

Why are you all talking about Haylen closing the thread? What have I missed?

[Haylen]

Shun Count

:
Rhinox (L-1): Hiraki, Charlie, ReaperCharlie, Nobody Special, Nachomamma
Zodiark: Pulindar, Rhinox, Stefunny
Charlie: Kryptinen
Nachomamma: Zodiark

Not being a shunning bastard: Everyone else.

Deadline:

Monday 6th June 9pm BST

Votes to lynch:

6/10

Prods:

Notes: Nachomamma, Pulindar, Reapercharlie = V/LA

[ReaperCharlie]

@mod: prod kryptinen please?

This lynch needs to happen, and when he flips scum Charlie is next. Charlie should have happened first, but that's immaterial as they are both scum. Either Stef or Hiraki/Zod is the final scum, I am guessing. I have been having sincere doubts about Hiraki/Zod, because it seems too convenient of a framing for them to both be left alive last night. If it happens again tonight though, I am going to choke a b****, because that means scum are just waiting for us to lynch them. And that means an ELEPHANT-size crapload of WIFOM. And though I love WIFOM usually, I hate it when I am on the receiving end. If they ARE both town (I very much believe they are NOT both town, FTR), then that's exactly what scum would do (i.e. leave them alive) to try to WIFOM us into killing off two townies. And that would suck balls.

[Nachomamma8]

Unshun, Shun: ReaperCharlie

Hiraki, that's how you fake hammer gambit.

[Hiraki]

Hey.

I helped. ='(

Unsun, Shun: ReaperCharlie

Sorry Rhinox.

Seems I was wrong.

[Zodiark13]

Unshun, Shun: ReaperCharlie

Hiraki, that's how you fake hammer gambit.

And you're going to completely ignore the fact that I just outed Steff as scum?

Speaking of which;

Unshun

Shun: Steffunny

[ReaperCharlie]

What is this fake-hammer gambit you speak of? Are you implying that I... thought my fake double-vote was real?

I am 100% confused as to what just happened between Nacho and Hiraki. My brain is literally exploding inside my

[ReaperCharlie]

Sorry, this is RC's roommate. RC's head just exploded, good job. Now I have to clean it up.

-___-

[Zodiark13]

God damn, with the deadline this close, more people need to be posting.

And voting for Steff.