DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

[inHimshallibe]

Hez is just scared because he knows if people start mass nuking he's going down and his scumbuddies can't save him.

inHim, are the 9 people you want to live the 9 people on my list? :p

Well, one of them is me. So no.

[AurorusVox]

MoI is scum, but its not a double bus, it's a "push a mislynch on the townie" move from MoI

Someone remember to light Gamma up tomorrow.
And MoI x SP nuke each other plz.

Texas Silo Commander, over and out.

[AurorusVox]

Also I fully accept my lynch and was actually kinda hoping you'd hoist me today, since its providing a distraction which is good cover for scum. Didn't want to out and out say it because that would have given them Eurobangers the green light to just hop on the wagon blame free.

But come the morrow, remember my American Words, and destroy those pansies with their Swiss Rolls and French Fries and English Muffins.

[inHimshallibe]

But I like the Swiss. ._.


Copy that, AV. I hope you're Eurotrash.

[SocioPath]

remember my American Words

You mean the ones like 'LAWL SP IS SCUM CAUSE OF META'
'LAWL HE IS PLAYING DIFFERENTLY THAN HE WAS WHEN HE WAS TOWN OR SCUM, ERGO SK'


Silly scums, SK hunting in this game is worse than pointless.
SK WINS WHEN DEAD.

[AurorusVox]

SK death = less deaths per night = more likely to keep town numbers greater than scum numbers = protown

[AurorusVox]

@inHim, the Swiss are the true Neutrals, they are the lowest of the low of the Eurotrash, they wouldn't even help fight off the zombie apocalypse in 1944.

Not to mention their knives aren't very helpful in war.

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

Now that Mina has weighed in and not shown an reason to not proceed I’m happy with my vote.

Excuse me? Did you even read her post?

So like Magua you ascribe to the theory that no matter what someone flips (in your case AV), you are going to throw me in the possible scum-list.

Haha. I didn't even realize you ended up on both.

Well

, I guess that's saying something, isn't it? You're on the first one for switching off AurorusVox to RedCoyote, which I'd consider suspicious behavior if AurorusVox were to flip scum. You ended up on the third one for something I don't remember... It might've been for jumping onto SocioPath or gorilla or something. Once I remember, I'll tell you, but it was based on your Day 2 voting pattern.

I <3 this post.

How about we make this guy a poster boy for scummers looking like their avatars?

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

That said, I anticipate spending the next 72 hours convincing Faraday that Hinduragi needs to glow in the dark.

[Screaming Death Clan]

*wipes sweat off forehead*

Phew. I was able to power lurk through the entire day due to my tactical V/LA and Reck's faked computer troubles. At least Mina pulled the same stunt so I can hide behind her as an excuse.

Hopefully there's no incentive to kill me off before DEFCON 1 now <3

RIGHT SOCIO?

I've already agreed there's no reason to lynch you at all since you can win when dead.

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 2, DEFCON 2 - Vote Count VI - Final Vote Count]

"O America, how I loved thee!
I bade thee be my one true friend,
And yet thou turn'd thy face from me -
And now I fear our friendship's end
Is only all to clear -
For shackled as thee were by fear
Thou hath struck thy own...
And yonder go I, alone,
Into a grave so lately made
As thou hath bade.
Your chance still lives though I might not -
And all I bid thee to do now,
Without intent to scheme or plot -
Is to nuke the shit out of those goddamn communist motherfuckers."

--AurorusVox

[Votes]

AurorusVox

(12) - inHimshallibe, ooba, HezLucky, Screaming Death Clan, ToastyToast, Katsuki, Revenge of the Wei, Magua, gorilla, Swift Justice, MagnaofIllusion, SocioPath

danakillsu

(0)

Gammagooey

(0)

gorilla

(4) - Lady Lambdadelta, Magister Ludi, AurorusVox, Hinduragi

HezLucky

(1) - danakillsu

Hinduragi

(0)

inHimshallibe

(0)

Internet Stranger

(1) - Gammagooey

Katsuki

(0)

Lady Lambdadelta

(0)

Magister Ludi

(0)

MagnaofIllusion

(0)

Magua

(0)

Mina

(0)

ooba

(0)

PookyTheMagicalBear

(0)

Regfan

(0)

Revenge of the Wei

(2) - Internet Stranger, Regfan

Screaming Death Clan

(1) - Toogeloo

SocioPath

(0)

Swift Justice

(0)

ToastyToast

(0)

Toogeloo

(0)

Not voting

(3) - PookyTheMagicalBear, Mina

[Activity]

The deadline is Sunday, 3 July at 23:59 EST. Twelve votes are required to lynch.
No prods currently needed.

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"The enemy is moving rapidly towards our territory, Mr President."
"Damn it, is the ambassador here yet?"
"Yes, he's just arrived."
"Well get him in here."
...
"Thank you for coming, ambassador. I expect you know what this is about."
"I actually do not, Mr President."
"Well then let me fill you in. Your warships are only a few miles outside American territorial waters. Care to explain why that is?"
"Mr President, as you no doubt are aware, I would not have a real time feed on such military matters. If you wish to..."
"Speak with your President, I should do so. I know, I know - so tell me then, ambassador - why is he not taking my calls?"
"Perhaps he is busy?"
"Busy? This situation is a massive power keg. I'm going to give you five minutes to get me on the phone with your President. If he does not take my call by then, I will have no choice but to order a strike on your cruisers."
"...you wouldn't...it would mean..."
"The clock is ticking."
...
"Do you think he can be trusted, Mr President?"
"No, I don't. Scramble a response."
"Right away, sir."

---

"All wings check in."
"Knighthawk Bravo here."
"Knighthawk Charlie present."
"Delta ready to rumble."
"Echo fired up."
"Alpha confirming. Alright boys, let's review one more time - potential enemy warships are just outside American waters in New England. Our orders are to hold position 50 miles ahead of the target area and wait for a green light from the White House. If we get the go ahead, we're going in hot. Our mission is to disable the enemy missile cruisers and pave the way for our Seahawks to begin the search for enemy submarines. Everyone clear?"
"Bravo copy."
"Charlie copy."
"Delta copy."
"Echo copy."
"Alright then, let's do this."

---

"Well, ambassador - it's been five minutes. Do you have a call waiting for me?"
"Mr President, I implore you, if you just give me more time..."
"Excuse me, Mr President ... but the Europeans have entered our territorial waters."
"Thank you, George. Green light the strike."
"...no, Mr President, you wouldn't..."
"I have no choice, ambassador."

---

"That's the green light, Knighthawks. Let's go."
...
"Bravo: take nine o'clock. Charlie: take the one at twelve. Delta: two. Echo: Support Charlie. I'm going to loop around."
"Copy."
"Copy."
"Copy."
"Copy.
...
"That's a hit on the niner, Alpha."
"...Ah, good show, Bravo."
"Twelve is smoking."
"Good work ... Delta - move it! Two is firing ..."
"... I can't see it!"
"Wait, cancel that Delta...it's not moving towards us..."
"It's surface to surface!"
"Echo: Take it out!"
"On it ... it's banking towards the shore ... god, it's heading towards some sort of installation!"
"Echo! Light it up!"
"...I've almost got it..."

*boom*

"I'm too late...detonation at coordinates ... uh...reaing ... 44°50'13 N 68°46'13 W."
"Sweep that, Echo. Give me visuals."
"Appears to be a conventional explosion."
"This is Knighthawk Alpha to the White House. Are you getting this?"
"We copy, Knighthawk. Your boys did good work. Now get out of there - repeat, abort now."
"Sir, the enemy has been disabled but not yet completely elimiated. We need to ..."
"Now, Knighthawk. That explosion wasn't random. It was one of our nuclear stations. That strike was calculated. Abort now."
"Yes, sir."

---

"My god...another one of our nuclear stations. In the past few hours. Mr President... this must mean..."
"...The United States of America is going to war with the European Union. Yes."
"...shall I prepare a statement, sir?"
"...do it ... I can't believe it's come to this."
"Me neither, sir. Me neither."

AurorusVox (American, Missile silo) killed in a skirmish Day 2.

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It is now Night 2. The deadline is Sunday, 26 June at 23:59 EST. Please submit all actions by this time.

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1]

"Alright people, we're on the brink of war here. What have we got strategy wise?"
"Sir, breaking intel... Langley's was hit just moments ago!"
"CIA Headquarters?"
"Yes, sir. Another car bombing. We're evacuating the entire premisis in case there is an additional biological or chemical threat pending."
"Another car bomb? Shit. What was the extent of the damage?"
"Well, as you know, Langley is reinforced to withstand attacks such as these."
"Yes, I am aware - so the damage should be a mere delay, correct?"
"That would normally be the case, sir. However, in an incredibly unfortuante turn of events...sir, National Clandestine Service Director ooba happened to be walking from his car to the building at the time of the attack. He's dead."
"God damnit. Who the hell is behind these attacks? Are we sure it's not just a massive EU ruse?"
"We're not entirely sure, sir - however, we have caught a break. Apparently these vehicles were being driven remotely from a scene nearby. Military Police have managed to apprehend a suspect not far from Langley. We believe he is responsible for the attack."
"Well, that's fantastic. How soon can we get intel out of him? Do we think he'll break?"
"We're not sure yet."
"Well keep me updated. In the meantime, we need to focus on what the EURFOR is planning. What have we got on their movements?"

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"Sir...an update on Langley...god...you're not going to believe this."
"After all that's happened today, I just damn well might. What have we got? Did our suspect break?"
"No, sir..."
"Well, then what is it?"
"Langley's been hit

again.

"
"WHAT?!"
"Yes, sir. Additional damage to Langley was caused, but it was mostly redundant. However, the suspect and all our emergency personel at the scene have been killed."
"The hell? What was this...another damn car bomb to take out the suspect before he could talk?"
"Not this time."
"Then what the hell was it?"
"...an air strike, sir. Executed by a B-2 Spirit. It dropped a payload of approximately 30 BLU-129/Bs directly over the target."
"B-2's...the only militaries deploying them are us and..."
"...the European Union, sir."
"...they...wouldn't...dare..."
"They have, sir. If I may ... it seems like the EURFOR was gunning for Langley all along. It may have only been dumb luck this 'terrorist' suspect happened to hit it first."
"And the car bomber was..."
"Collateral damage."
"..."
"Sir...at the end of the day...this was not only an act of war. It was an attempt at a first strike. We have no idea how many more B-2's are in the air headed towards US soil this instant. We need to respond in FULL."
"How fast can these stealth craft move? Can we intercept?"
"Fast, sir. And no, we cannot."
"So a conventional response or defensive shield is out of the question?"
"I'm afraid so, sir. If we wish to save the United States of America and its citizens, we have only one choice left."
"And that is..."
"...yes, sir."
"When I was sworn into office, I knew I would face challanges ... but I never knew it would be this one."
"You must do it, sir. For America. For freedom."
"...Bring us down to DEFCON 1. All station commanders may fire at will. And may god help us all."

ooba (American, Espionage) was blown up Night 2.

Katsuki (Terrorist, Missile Silo & Aircraft carrier) was bombed Night 2.

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It is now Day 3, DEFCON 1.

The use of nuclear weapons is now permitted.

The deadline is Sunday, 10 July at 23:59 EST.

[Fate]

LOL KATSUKI


LOOOOOOOOL

[Magister Ludi]

Vote: GORILLA

No sidetracking today.

[Fate]

Uh today there are NUKES

We will be tracking EVERY SIDE AND THEIR MOTHER.

Besides Gorilla is confirmed town, what the fuck are you smoking?

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

With apologies to Faraday, I'm going to make our first post of the day something other than a nuke.

With Katsuki flipping terrorist, that leads me to believe -- quite strongly -- that HezLucky is not scum, as he made more sense as individual scum rather than group scum. As for scum reads, we've talked it over and Faraday managed to convince me that we'll be nuking one of {Lady Lambdadelta, Gammagooey, Vi}. I need to look something up about Lady Lambdadelta to verify what he's telling me, but he said that Lady Lambdadelta's actions toward us don't make sense for someone who's announced repeatedly that she'd nuke us first thing today. Gammagooey and Vi are there for being off their usual town meta.

Faraday thinks MagnaofIllusion is town, and I'm going to settle for that. I've forgotten completely the tell I had on him for AurorusVox flipping town, anyway.

We'll wait to see if there's any PSA-type information coming out before we launch our nuke. That, and I have some minor reading to do before then.

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A sort of preview edit slash addendum.

I'm interested in hearing Lady Lambdadelta's thoughts about gorilla given Katsuki's flip. I'd be interested in seeing why Magister Ludi is voting the way he is, but maybe I can find that out faster by looking him up myself.

[Swift Justice]

katsuki kill means screaming death clan are TOWN TO THE TOWN. fate doesn't kill katsuki.

[Swift Justice]

BUT FARADAY THERE IS MORE THAN ONE SCUM YOU'LL SAY.

AND TO THAT I SAY RETARD, SHUT UP.

[Magister Ludi]

Bring on the nukes.

Gorilla is not only not confirmed town, I think he is scum.

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

Gorilla is not only not confirmed town, I think he is scum.

All right, humor me. Why do you think gorilla is scum?

[Swift Justice]

lld
Vi
regfan
hindu
gamma
socio


HOW MANY SCUM ARE THERE IN HERE? I AM BETTING 3 or

[Swift Justice]

hey toastytoast explain to me why you've got a strong town read on hindu, or did at least idk how many pages ago i read that.

[Magua]

katsuki kill means screaming death clan are TOWN TO THE TOWN. fate doesn't kill katsuki.

Agreed.

Katsuki being killed in preference to gorilla by the Europeans means one of two things:
1) Europeans do not have the Battleship and were scared to kill gorilla, or
2) gorilla is scum

Going with #1 for now. If a European flips with the battleship, gorilla dies. Lynching or killing gorilla at this point is right out. There are far better candidates.

In the meantime, idle speculation: Katsuki was killed by the Europeans for this post, specifically:

I'M HAPPY THAT NIXON IS TOWN THOUGH. MAY HE LEAD THE AMERICANS TO VICTORY.

So until I see otherwise, inHimshallibe is town as well.

VOTE: Revenge of Wei

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

Vote: Revenge of Wei

[Magister Ludi]

Regfan is for the nukes!

Cases are bogus in general, but I can highlight specific points if you want.

The reasons I am continuing voting him from yesterday are that his comment about the RedCoyote wagon struck me as wrong and scum sided, when his wagon had the makings of taking off AV got lynched, and I'm not getting much of a pro-town feeling from his posts.

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Why do you think the doc (battleship) would protect gorilla Magua?