DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

[Screaming Death Clan]

Oh wow I somehow COMPLETELY missed Gamma's claim.

I don't know if I see Gamma-scum, but it makes more sense then Gamma town.

Scum fakeclaiming in this game is pretty suboptimal, but if they WERE to fakeclaim they could do it once and only once and then pin it on the SK and go "LOL KATSUKI DID IT"

I mean it IS a pretty subobtimal block if Gamma is town, AND his claim came super early unlike a townie who might be worried about being NK'd. (He didn't even wait for Toog to get pressured/nuked to claim, just claimed out of nowhere).

Toog had claimed CI already. AND we had an eavesdropper, so if scumToog ever used it he WOULDVE been outed, no Aircraft needed. It just seems like a convenient person to pretend to have fake-blocked while he blocks REALZ suspects.

But that means Socio is town >_>
<_<

SOCIO WHEN DID YOU BECOME SUCH A FUCKIN COWARD AND BAD AT READING ME?

Either way, Gamma-scum CONFIRMS Toog town, like more than confirms.

Which means Lady LLD
Abort Launch in your next post or I AM NUKING YOU

[Screaming Death Clan]

Goddammit.

If you are being targeted with a nuclear missile, you may post I do not wish to die a painful radioactive death in the thread.

Was this in Defcon 2? If so, did anyone use it? It seems like the wimp's way out.

I think it is more to deal with time sensitive information needing to be out there sooner, than later.
Seems like a TACTFUL and TACTICFUL way out.

This may come in handy yet.

^Like this, I mean SERIOUSLY, this isn't the Socio town I know.

There are some goddamn shenanigans going on up in here, and the only solution is SCREAMING DEATH.

Revenge of Vi confirms Swift as town while going down, and also puts up a laughable fake-distancing ploy to try to link me to him.

LOLVISCUM

So here are current nukes:
Dana->Hinduragi (Bad, LOLDANA, Dana should be policy nuked at some point pl0x)
MoI->Socio (Good, because Socio is acting scummy as hell, but could be bad if Gamma flips scum because that would highly imply Socio town.)
Pooky->Gamma (Good, there are shenanigans with Gamma's claim and his death will make things clearer)
IS->Revenge of Wei (lol Vi-scum)
Revenge of Wei->Swiftstrike (lol Vi-scum)
LLD -> Toog (PANTS ON HEAD bad. LLD will eat a policy nuke if not recalled because this was a dumb fuckin move)

[Lady Lambdadelta]

Recall Nuke

I don't see how Gamma scum confirms Toog town, but I'm not being given much of a choce am I?

I still think Gamma and Toog are connected through that botched claim.

[Screaming Death Clan]

They ARE connected, like I said Gamma was probably taking refuge in audacity, claiming to have blocked Toog for "pro-town reasonz" then if anyone else turned up blocked he could go ZOMG KATSUKI DID IT.

Cept we're not that dumb AND I'm not buying that Katsuki would bonus ACarrier of all fucking things.

It didnt happen.

[danakillsu]

So here are current nukes:
Dana->Hinduragi (Bad, LOLDANA, Dana should be policy nuked at some point pl0x)
MoI->Socio (Good, because Socio is acting scummy as hell, but could be bad if Gamma flips scum because that would highly imply Socio town.)
Pooky->Gamma (Good, there are shenanigans with Gamma's claim and his death will make things clearer)
IS->Revenge of Wei (lol Vi-scum)
Revenge of Wei->Swiftstrike (lol Vi-scum)
LLD -> Toog (PANTS ON HEAD bad. LLD will eat a policy nuke if not recalled because this was a dumb fuckin move)

One of these is not like the other. Well....two now.

[Screaming Death Clan]

Should be a "connected as in Gamma-scum confirms TOOG town" in there somewhere.

[MagnaofIllusion]

Cept we're not that dumb AND I'm not buying that Katsuki would bonus ACarrier of all fucking things.

It didnt happen.

Are seriously suggesting Katsuki bonused a fucking Silo then?

Yeah, rethink yourself on this as she'd have bonused the fucking Sub over that.

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

Finally

someone takes action on their Swift Justice scum read! Yeesh, I was beginning to think they were grooming us for a mislynch or something.

We're nuking as soon as flips happen. Heads up, scum!

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

Swift, my scum reads on them are independant and not reliant on the other one being correct however at the same point I'm unsure how you're so willing to state that it's imposisble for them to be partners considering the fact that Vi's intial attack towards IS/Zhero read was weak to the point that it was never likely to take of.

It looked like some heavy cross-bussing to me if they're both scum. They've been shouting from rooftops that the other is scum and have basically tunneled each other into oblivion. Now that I see Revenge of Wei just fired a nuke at us instead of Internet Stranger, who they've been hooting about since prehistoric times, I may have to rethink this a bit, but let's see the reactions to Revenge of Wei's flip first.

MoI needs to glow when Socio flips town. And Socio WILL flip town.

Disagree.

Revenge of Wei->Swiftstrike

WHAT IS THIS CRAP

WE'RE NOT SWIFTSTRIKE

[Screaming Death Clan]

Katsuki (Terrorist, Missile Silo & Aircraft carrier) was bombed Night 2.

O

>________>

<__________<

ehhhhhhhhh

errrrrr

K THEN

Gamma is more likely town then, and Socio's not. Gamma still needs to die because of "Gamma scum roleblocking elsewhere while claiming to block Toog" subpar play anyway.

Which means NOW I get to laugh at MoI for being so laughably manipulated by scum who are going down.

I mean, sure FMPOV its pretty OBVIOUS that this is fake distancing from Socio to try and link me to himself, but even THEN I'd expect the great "magna" to be able to see through a newbie-scum level ploy.

But meh, its fine. Keep soiling that title you don't deserve that will be more properly worn by Amrun or Toasty NEXT year.

[MagnaofIllusion]

Aha, I was wondering whether you would rise to that bait.

I love the added touch where Fate's obvious jealousy that he didn't win the Award once again rears its ugly head.

Are you worried that if Socio fliped scum I would nuke you next?

[MagnaofIllusion]

I agree with your point though, especially in light of Revenge of the Scum also trying to link you in that manner.

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

Disagree.

Clarification: By this, I mean that I disagree with MagnaofIllusion glowing 'cuz HE TOWN or I eat a Bowser shell.

Also, I read your treatise on why you wouldn't kill Katsuki. And here is my answer.

...

"Okay."

[Swift Justice]

HEY REVENGE OF WEI YEAH WE'RE SCUM AND KILLED KATSUKI, THAT'S SUCH A FUCKING FARADAY SCUM KILL YOU FUCKING CHEEKY SCUMBAG.

[Swift Justice]

THANKS FOR CLAIMING SCUM THOUGH. GG. LOOKING FORWARD TO YOU DYING.

[Swift Justice]

i have 48 hours to read this thread and deliver a nuke. fucking like a boss.


FTR:
TOASTY IS TOWN
MINA IS TOWN

^ anyone nuking these 2 should be nuked on site for being generally horrible/scum

[Swift Justice]

(Equinox)

MINA IS TOWN

MINA, WE MISS YOUUUUU.

Would like to see Internet Stranger's reaction to the nuke.

[Internet Stranger]

What, that Wei isnt OMGUS nuking me? It means that since I blew my nuke wad, im not a threat anymore. They must be assuming that Swift has a power role and want it taken out. Its clearly a scum move and vindicates my nuke in all of its American Glory.

[Swift Justice]

hahaha they probably think because we haven't nuked we're not a nuke.

BUT WE ARE. and swift justice shall be unleashed before we die.

[Swift Justice]

gamma be a coward and kill yourself early, if you're town your flip is useful.

[Magua]

ITT, IIoA

MagnaofIllusion nukes Sociopath (Thursday at 9:19 EST)
Internet Stranger nukes Revenge of Wei (Thursday at 9:51 EST)
danakillsu nukes Hinduragi, recalls it
PookyTheMagicalBear nukes Gammagooey (Thursday at 19:30 EST)
Sociopath fails to nuke (claims target of ScreamingDeathClan)
Revenge of Wei nukes Swift Justice (Friday at 3:01 EST)
LadyLambdadelta nukes Toogeloo, recalls it

[Swift Justice]

hey magua who do you think we should nuke?

[Swift Justice]

surprised sdc haven't nuked yet, seems unlike them. AH PARANOIA.

[MagnaofIllusion]

surprised sdc haven't nuked yet, seems unlike them. AH PARANOIA.

Hey Swift ... there's an Elephant sitting in the corner regarding this claim and ooba's flip.

[AlmasterGM]

[Day 3, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-395, currently commanded by

Lady Lambdadelta.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

Toogeloo

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on Friday, 1 July at 00:16 EST.