DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

[HezLucky]

In Greece you could retire at age 53! (with big pensions!) Those Euro's don't know the value of hard work

I haven't been slogging through the last 10 pages seriously, because they're mostly all 'party' spam. Hez still needs death.

I'll be back after nukes tomorrow to sort all this crap out.

Hmm... maybe it's that I don't like Ludi's attitude. He walks around here calling himself confirmed town when he's far from it, acts all cocky ("does anyone not think I'm town?")("I'll be back after nukes tomorrow to sort all this crap out." aka. "I'm a cocky bastard who thinks he isn't going to get touched today well YOU ARE WRONG") and wants me dead.

Magua, what do you think? You are all-knowing on my reads. (Is this one wrong too? Like all the others?)

[Gammagooey]

Suicide is bad, mmkay?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgum6OT_VH8

[HezLucky]

Suicide is bad, mmkay?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pgum6OT_VH8

I'm still trying to figure out how your posts don't contradict "Rule #6: Spamming is not allowed and will result in a modkill."

[Gammagooey]

MAGIC.

[Gammagooey]

Magic and parties.
You gotta have fun at parties.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xsp3_a-P ... re=related

[Screaming Death Clan]

I have this gut tingling that Socio is flipping town.

Due to all the Euro-scums hiding in their offices plotting to use his flip as a justification for nuking me

"LOL SOCIO WAS TOWN? HE MUST BE RIGHT! SDC TO BE NUKED NO PROBLEM"

Scum like Master Ludi

Scum like fucking Magua (OH LOOK WHO WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIM?)

So be it. If Socio is THIS wrong about me then I'll just die like the hero I am.

Speaking of heroes, fuck you MoI there's no jealousy here. You can keep you pink stroller banner, I get to sleep at night already KNOWING I'm the better player, and that the only reason I lost "lolscummies" is due to internal politics and the precedent having FATE as the BEST would set.

The irony is that YOUVE tarnished that title more than I ever would with your douchebaggery and entitled fuckwadding all over the games you're in.

I don't need no damn banner, I'm the Byronic hero that goes my own way and catches scum without regards to prizes or recognition.

And if I am to be nuked THIS GAME you can bet your ass I'll accelerate, because that would mean Socio was town and I want to get to the dead QT ASAP to lord it over him how fucking WRONG he was about me.

Because what's the case on me again?
Reck is lurking cause of computer problems?
I was V/LA awhile?

LOL

[Screaming Death Clan]

I was saying Kat isn't leaping from the rafters as scum so town for now and I'm cool with that for the time being.

And, yea, this page should CEMENT SDC being town.

Cement it.

Yeah I want to get to Arlington Cemetery with you SpyreX

We can celebrate the good times, about how RIGHT you were about me and how you were KILLED and for it and then the scum rampaged on and and on getting me mislynched.

Because apparently the only people who could READ me were a terroriest and NK bait

Oh and Toasty. But Toasty doesn't have enough reputation preceeding himself to be heard well enough.

S'all right Toasty, s'all right.

I even have misgivings about Faraday because of his stalling of nukes and his LACK of calling me obvtown now that people have started calling me scum.

Because not only the Katsuki kill, but the LOLBOTCHED GAMMAGAMBIT should CEMENT me MORE than I've been cemented as obvtown.

Because I'd be veteran scum this game if i were, and I wouldn't fuck around with some "LOL RB'D THE CI I SWEARZ" fakeclaim bullshit.

But whatever.

"ZOMG SDC, NOW YOURE SAYIN SOCIO WILL FLIP TOWN? NOICE 180. IM SUPAH NUKIN YOU THE SECOND HE FLIPS TOWN YOU FUCK WITH INSIDE INFO"

Yeah well call me psychic, but when everyone and their MOTHER has greedy eyes waiting for that Socio flip so that they can nuke me for free and blame him, it kinda POINTS to Socio being town, ya know?

Which means, LOOK AT THAT, THE SDC WAS ALL FUCKING TOWN THIS GAME. BUT DIVIDED WE FUCKIN KILLED EACHOTHER.

Cuz YEAH, Reck thought SpyreX was scum with Vi (but we never said it, it was my hidden scumread way back on page whatever the fuck), Socio thought TROLOL I WAS SCUM, and I gut reacted with a scumread on Socio (which I still hope yet to be true since it seems my only chance and NOT being nuked by Euro-trash.)

So yeah, I'm just a rambling fuck that's waiting for the flips to happen and for the nukes to be fucking fired.

Dana recall your nuke on Hindu in your next post or you WILL be policy nuked, and like FUCK I need another excuse to policy nuke you.

[Screaming Death Clan]

SO WHOS IT GONNA BE

I CAN HARDLY FUCKING WAIT


WHOS GONNA BE THE ONE THAT GETS THEIR HANDS DIRTY?

BECAUSE NO MATTER HOW HARD YOU POINT AT SOCIOS CORPSE

HES STILL A FUCKING DEAD BODY

AND YOURE THE ONE THAT PULLED THE TRIGGER

HUH?

HUH?


BRINGGGGGGGGGG ITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

[Screaming Death Clan]

COME ON OUT SCUM

ARE YOU GOING TO HIDE BEHIND YOUR FUCKIN PATSY GAMMA?

PRAYING HE SPAMS THE THREAD SO YOU CAN LURK AND SAY "OH I DIDN WANT TO P[OST TILL HE DIED?"

WELL I CAN OUTSPAM HIM WITH AMERICAN JUSTICE AND CONTENT


NOW WHERE THE FUCK ARE YOU HUH?


GODDAMN COWARDS

[Gammagooey]

Faaaaate we aren't dead yet.
And Life is Beautiful!

[Magister Ludi]

You should be nuked.

[Fate]

GAMMA CALLL ME TOWN OR SOMETHING

THEY WONT BUY IT ANYWAY AND THEY"LL JUST CALL IT WIFOM

YOUR SCUMBUDDIES WILL DO A GOOD JOB OF TELLING EVERYONE TO IGNORE EVERYTHING YOU SAY

BUT FOR ME

JUST FOR ME

CALL ME OBVTOWN

I <3 IT WHEN SCUM BUDDY UP TO ME

ITS ALL I HAVE LEFT

[Fate]

You should be nuked.

HAHAHAHE


IS IT AWKWARD TO POST SCUM?


YOU KNOW SOCIO IS FLIPPING TOWN DONT YOU?

CANT WAIT TO PRESS THAT BUTTON HMMM?

WELL ONCE I FLIP TOWN

YOU"RE NEXT

SO MUCH FOR THAT FANTASY ENDGAME WHERE YOU LIVE WITH ALL YOUR "TOWNREADS"

LOL

LIKE YOU"D EVER GET THAT FAR AFTER YOU HAVE FATE"S BLOOD ON YOUR HANDS

[Gammagooey]

But you aren't partying yet.
How am I supposed to call you town if you're not partying?

[Fate]

TELL ONE OF YOUR SCUMBUDDIES TO MAN UP AND NUKE ME PRE-SOCIO FLIP

THEN I"LL DANCE THE FUCKIN NIGHT AWAY WITH YOU

[Hinduragi]

I have this gut tingling that Socio is flipping town.

Really? What was it? The part where Gamma basically confirmed him or the part where he was obvtown post-nuke? ...<_<.....You got it from PEOPLE PLANNING TO NUKE YOU? I don't even....

Also, Dana recalled like...20 pages ago or something. But, after I'm NK'd, someone needs to policy nuke her if it goes down to low numbers.

I think I've been pretty transparent about at least the first two:
SCUM:
HezLucky
Hinduragi
Gamma? (He's been buddying me pretty hard, which would seem to be a mafia tactic. Not sure about this one since it's a bit self-meta etc.)

NULL:
Everyone else except....

TOWN:
RevengeoftheWei
Swift Justice

You guys KILLED two of my townreads, so...yeah.

LIKE HELL I'LL EVER TRUST THAT PLAY IN A 2 TOWN 1 SCUM SITUATION

[Fate]

ALSO YOU SHOULD BE SPAMMING THE FUCKIN QT TO DROP MESSAGES AS SCUM

THAT WAS ONE OF THE FUNNER PARTS OF LAST GAME AS SCUM

BUT NOOOOOOOOO

YOUR SCUMTEAMS IS ALL CUTESEY AND CHEEKY WITH ELABORATE LOLCODES AND SHIT LIKE THAT


PANSIES

[Magister Ludi]

eh, spamming caps doesn't change the fact you've not acted in a protown manner all game. You're more likely scum than town. Thats why you need to be nuked.

[Screaming Death Clan]

Really? What was it? The part where Gamma basically confirmed him or the part where he was obvtown post-nuke? ...<_<.....You got it from PEOPLE PLANNING TO NUKE YOU? I don't even....

WELL THAT TOO

I MEAN

GAMMA SCUM WOULD CLAIM THE RB ON SOCIO-BUDDY IF THEY WERE BOTH SCUM AND KTAS HAD RB'D SOCIO

BUT GAMMA SCUM WOULDNT CLAIM AN RB ON SOCIO IF SOCIO WERE FLIPPINT OWN, CAUSE ITD LOOK BAD OR SOMETHIN

BUT YEAH

WHAT TIPPED ME OFF MORE, OR SHOULD I SAY PISSED ME OFF MORE, IS ALL THESE CHEEKY FUCKS "LOL I CANT WAIT TO NUKE SDC AFTER SOCIO FLIPS"

[Gammagooey]

PANSIES

No, Parties.
Parrrrrrtiiiiiiies.

[Screaming Death Clan]

eh, spamming caps doesn't change the fact you've not acted in a protown manner all game. You're more likely scum than town. Thats why you need to be nuked.

You're pretty bad at faking suspicion on people, eh?

I mean come on, when you paint with such BROAD brushes the size of your LOLBERLIN wall, its pretty obvious you don't have any REAL suspicion on me or any REAL case.

Specially when it comes down to "you hasnt acted protown all games"

I mean come ON.

I could fake a case better on ANYONE in this game better than the shit you have on me.

GO

TRY IT

NAME NAMES

(bonus points if you name your scumbuddy)

[Screaming Death Clan]

PANSIES

No, Parties.
Parrrrrrtiiiiiiies.

YOUSHUT YOUR WHORE MOUTH


ONE OF YOUR SCUMZFRIENDS HAS COME OUT TO PLAY

NOW AMOUNT OF YOUTUBE VIDEOS WILL GET HIM OUT OF THIS LIL CHAT WE'RE HAVING

YOU CANT OUTSHOUT ME.

[Screaming Death Clan]

RECK IM TAKING THIS FUCKING SCUMBAG OUT OF OUR SIG

[Gammagooey]

Don't be so mean fate, it's a party!

[Screaming Death Clan]

I SAID SHUT THE FUCK UP

YOURE NOT SMOKESCREENING FROM MASTER LUIGISCUM

I"VE LOCKED THE FUCK ON