Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

[Packbat]

Phone post: Sorry, real life got in the way.

Look for way into gun store

You're in time - all moves in.

[Packbat]

Turn 49 Resolution

jmj3000: 6

jmj3000 turns and runs from the zombies down the block, keeping an eye open for an alley or street he can take to get to the back of the building. He's just halfway down the block when he glances at a big pickup truck across the street ... and suddenly changes direction to cut straight for it.

Sure enough, the keys

are

in the ignition. And, sure enough, the engine turns over.

He drops it into reverse first, to get a good long run-up, then puts it in drive and floors it, turning the wheel left at just the right moment...

The window to the gun store is smashed, and the bars caved in far enough to admit entry.

jmj3000 is hanging from the seat belts of an upside-down Ford F350, off down the street and across the intersection from the gun store. He will suffer a

-1

from disorientation next turn.

The zombies are scattered across the entire block facing the gun store. Several are intact enough to be running for the flipped pickup.

Zodiark13: 1

Filled with a holy desire to cleanse the world of the undead, Zodiark13 turns back to his comrades.

"This way, men! Forward!" He yells in his best general-voice as he walks backwards toward the zombies.

Only to smash into the wall next to the door.

Zodiark13 will have a

-1

next turn.

Klazam: 1

Satisfied with his job on the corpse, Klazam glances around, but does not see AurorusVox. With a shrug, he keeps a weather eye out for zombies, and starts backing toward the door.

He has made it about five feet before there is something rather like an explosion, and flying masonry smashes into him, throwing him through the windows and across the street.

Klazam will suffer a

-1

next turn from having his breath knocked out of him.

AurorusVox: 6

AurorusVox is in sheer shock for a moment. Then he finds himself filled with an incandescent anger, unlike any he has ever felt. With a mighty roar, he drops to his four feet to headbutt the creature, and everything seems to shrink to tiny proportions around him as he grows with invincible power to smash it against - and

through

- the wall.

A moment later, the building collapses with him inside.

AurorusVox is now a triceratops, and buried in the rubble that used to be a bowling alley. He will be

-1

to move next round.

CSL: 5

CSL, enraptured by Zodiark13's speech, springs to her feet the moment Zodiark13 began to march. She thrusts her wand in the air and cries, "Companions of Riley, come forth!"

From the beam of the wand springs a large lynx.

animorpherv1: 6

Ignoring Zodiark13 completely, animorpherv1 leaves the bunker to hunt for further armament. Exploring the neighborhood, he finds an open garage which, among numerous other items, contains a large case of dynamite.

Spoiler: Turn 50 Actions

1. jmj3000: Get out of the truck.

2. Zodiark13: Repeat previous action, except this time successfully.

3. Klazam: sit on the street and recover, keeping a eye out for zombies.

4. AurorusVox: Rampage.

5. CSL: Follow Zodiark.

6. animorpherv1: Take dynamite; run back to Zodiark & CSL.

[animorpherv1]

Take dynamite; run back to Zodiark & CSL

[CSL]

what's a lynx?

[animorpherv1]

It's another big cat.

[CSL]

so, 2 large and ferocious animals...


THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AWESOME

[animorpherv1]

THIS IS GOING TO BE FUCKING AWESOME

Yes.

[AurorusVox]

Action: Rampage

[Klazam]

sit on the street and recover, keeping a eye out for zombies

[AurorusVox]

I'm sorry if I trample you.

[CSL]

I'm kinda waiting on Zodiark, so etc.

[Klazam]

bump?

[Packbat]

I'll go ahead and impose a 24-hour deadline.

(Edit: (expired on 2011-07-06 17:00:00).)

[theplague42]

Agh I wanted post 1337

[Bowser]

I'm not waiting for Zodiark.

Follow Zodiark

~CSL

[Zodiark13]

Repeat previous action, except this time successfully.

[jmj3000]

Get out of the truck

[Packbat]

All actions are in.

[Packbat]

Turn 50 Resolution

jmj3000: 5-1=4

Dazed from the crash, jmj3000 kicks open the door and climbs out of the upside-down truck. He bends down and pulls out his bag and his shotgun, then rises and steps away from the vehicle.

His eyes widen when he sees the zombies he had driven through a moment before, charging almost within arm's length.

Zodiark13: 4-1=3

CSL: 5

Zodiark13 calls to his "troops" again. He charges forward on the left, while Riley and the lynx growl and attack on the right. They smash through the first row of frozen zombies, but are beaten back by the mobile ones behind.

Just when things are going south, CSL attacks with a battle cry. The zombies are beaten back, and the survivors manage to reach the top of the stairs. More zombies are on the lawn.

Klazam: 2

Klazam hobbles outside and sits on the sidewalk, resting from his recent exertions. His respite is cut short by a huge crash from inside the alley.

AurorusVox: 3

AurorusVox rampages around the bowling alley, thoroughly enjoying his new form. He knocks through a couple walls and makes it back to the main lobby, but doesn't accomplish much else.

animorpherv1: 2

animorpherv1 picks up about a dozen dry, crumbly sticks of dynamite, noticing a clear pool of liquid at the bottom of the box. He walks back out of the garage and hurries back up the street to where Zodiark13's army is on the assault.

Spoiler: Turn 51 Actions

1. jmj3000: BLAST SOME ZOMBIES WITH MY BOOMSTICK.

2. Zodiark13: Continue the holy crusade.

3. Klazam: I go to inspect the crashing sounds. Obviously I'll find a triceratops.

If so, I use my rope to lasso a horn, then swing up on the back, thereby riding it.

DONT USE A ROPE to get on the triceratops, just jump on the triceratops.

YEAH. Control of the triceratops is optional.

4. AurorusVox:

Rampage.

New Action: Bend down and allow Klazam up onto my back AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T USE A ROPE.
Conditional Action: If Klazam uses a rope, do my very best to rebuke this dishonour by charging directly at him.

5. CSL: Whack zombies.

6. animorpherv1: Kick Zombie Ass!

[animorpherv1]

...

ffs..

[Klazam]

I go to inspect the crashing sounds. Obviously I'll find a triceratops. If so, I use my rope to lasso a horn, then swing up on the back, thereby riding it. YEAH. Control of the triceratops is optional.

[AurorusVox]

Rampage

[animorpherv1]

Kick Zombie Ass!

[AurorusVox]

animorpherv1: 2

animorpherv1 picks up about a dozen dry, crumbly sticks of dynamite, noticing a clear pool of liquid at the bottom of the box.

Hey is that the same Dynamite I saw earlier?

New Action: Bend down and allow Klazam up onto my back AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T USE A ROPE.
Conditional Action: If Klazam uses a rope, do my very best to rebuke this dishonour by charging directly at him

Ropes offend Triceratops, dontchaknow.

[Bowser]

Action: Whack zombies