Flash mafia 3 (town wins)

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I an the daycop. I have a guilty result.

VOTE: Regfan

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VOTE: Ellibereth
<3 but you're scum.

He's my mason.

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@Llamar:

Not so sure about Tajo,

You're not sure about something, and your post isn't the first one in the thread?

Ythill, you're scum. Sorry.

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we need MOAR votes on Fate, plz.

K

To the lynch, right?

VOTE: Fate

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Put me in the scum column, tajo, I'm bus'ing my buddy Fate.

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Fate is scum, Ythill is scum, farside is town.

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Scum team are the players unvoting their Fate-buddy.

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Regfan is town, Fate isn't.
VOTE: Fate

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I dunno Ythill, I really think you're scum.

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Regfan is town.

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Regfan is town.

no

but thx for your participation

scum

Have you ever found me town in recent completed games? I don't recall. I think your scumdar is stuck.

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OK then, who shall I vote?

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VOTE: Farside22.

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VOTE: Untrod Tripod

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I detect claim stall potential.

VOTE: farside

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CLAIM STALL DETECTED

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I couterfakeclaim tracker.

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I'm going to faketrack farside tonight.

UNVOTE: farside

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Are you guys really lynching GW because his posts are a tedious read?

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I would have wagoned him for tedious posting in a heartbeat but I don't really see the scum case. Are there Cliff's Notes?

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GW is town.

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GW is town.

Who's scum?

I don't know yet, you guys aren't amateurs. You're town, GW is town, Fate is town, I am town. That's what I have for now.

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Vanilla claims are null.

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I'm not hammering GW, I don't think he's scum.

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I won't do it.

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In other news, Regfan and DGB are still scum.

gg.

Last time you had a town read on me was in 1998.

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I intend to vote Lmarble.

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In case there is further information on the way. If none has emerged in the next 2-3 days, I will cast my vote.

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Then why not put it somewhere else, pursue other suspicions?

I don't know why, nothing's really jumping at me.

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I know.

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Mod: please replace me. Sorry about the inconvenience.

NOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOooooooooooooooo!

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Llamarble sounds honest...

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Regfan is town.

I could vote for Amrun.

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Why are you playing totally different from usual?

I don't know exactly, but I've been trying to spend more time away from the computer. I decided that I would honor my commitments and not sign up for more games for a while.

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Fate, I think Amrun is town.

Llamarble isn't super-impressing me as town. But he's not super-scummy either.

That fence is ripping through my pants.

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This is better:

VOTE: springlullaby

Ythill was scum anyway, I was giving him a break because I wanted to play a little with him before killing him.

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The scumteam are some combo of
Parabollocks Tajo Regfan

Crypto is kind of a backup scum but not really.
Amrun also.

Meh, I think Regfan is town.

We were scum mates in Mafia Invictus, and he was playing a blah-blah-blah-wishywash-blah-blah-blah-pointless-bigwords game. I told him in the QT,

"can you be a little more firm? get to it or I'm going to have to bus you to death"

and he said

"oh no I can't, that's my style."

Regfan made a large useful post in this game where he actually took stands without his scum strategy of "bore & obfuscate."

I could see Parabollocks, Tajo, Crypto, actually.

Tajo because he's not tunneling me to the mislynch as he does in every game. Like, why isn't he obsessing over lynching me in this game?

Parabollocks & Crypto because, hey, they're in this game? How come I didn't notice?

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This list above was pretty thoroughly researched.

Show your calculations, otherwise I'll have to hammer you as lazy scum.

Are we clear on this?

I give you until FRIDAY.

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**IMPORTANT NEWS**

I'm going to travel from Aug 6-21. I might have just one or two days where I have internet access. There will be gaps, but I will be there, and I will show up. Please be patient and don't replace me.

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Tajo because he's not tunneling me to the mislynch as he does in every game. Like, why isn't he obsessing over lynching me in this game?

what the fucking f is this?

Yeah, you have me tagged as scum, how come you're not going off after me rabidly as you normally would?

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Yep, there will be more explaining tonight and Friday is an acceptable deadline for getting all my stuff down.

dunno whats the point on giving llamarble until FRIDAY when he has been coasting through his lynch with promises of reads of almost every player alive.

That

is

pretty damning.

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Tajo because he's not tunneling me to the mislynch as he does in every game. Like, why isn't he obsessing over lynching me in this game?

what the fucking f is this?

Yeah, you have me tagged as scum, how come you're not going off after me rabidly as you normally would?

that was an answer to this btw

You didn't answer anything at all.

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I could lynch Llamarble now.

He's just putzying around wasting everyone's time.

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K

Llamamarble is town.

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I can tell you this about Regfan; Regdanscum would INSIST on distancing.

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Hey Fate

I could lynch Tajo.

He thinks I'm scum, and he's not tunneling me to the death.

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Crypto too. He'd make a great lynch.

Zoraster will be under observation for now.

VOTE: Tajo

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Hi guys. I was going to say no to mykonian, but I liked the player list enough to accept. I have stuff to do tonight, so I won't be able to start catching up until tomorrow.

Vote tajo now, read later.

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let me actually read llama's shit hold

Llama's town.

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NOT a town slip, AGOTI.

But AGOTI is town.

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i also made a list for your pleasure

chocalat towni

Fate
Springlullaby
Porochaz

Farside

meh

Ellibereth

crypto

a girl on the internet

Parabollocks

need moar vigginz

DGB

Llamarble

Amrun

Regfan

bad reads are bad

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Aw come on Fate

Mislynches are fun

But scumlynches are better

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Ythill/springlullaby is a scummier player slot than Amrun.

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No way I'm touching him today

Tajo likes to duel with me one-on-one until one of us dies.

He thinks I'm scum.

He's not dueling me.

So

He's

Scum

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need moar vigginz

DGB
Llamarble
Amrun
Regfan

Why haven't you voted Amrun?

Why aren't you going rabid on me?

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Tajo, why did you bus Regfan so early in the game?

Tajo, why was Poro town so early in the game?

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Its because his scumread LLAMA has a ROLEBLOCK claimed on him.

AKA easy-lynch-du-jour.

DGB I will out your fakeclaim we've been preparing SOONER than LATER if you keep this bullshit up.

Be my guest, out my fakeclaim.

Tajo is scum, and that's not changing with blackmail.

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TRUST ME IN THIS ONE, DGB

WHEN LLAMARBLE, WHO HAS AN EXCELLET TIMING BTW, IS DEAD IN A GRAVE, YOU ARE GOING NEXT

I PROMISE YOU

Why not me first? I feel slighted.

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What is my timing?

Very very poor, since your alleged scumteam is Reg/tajo/crypto.

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I AM MASONS WITH MARBLE GODDAMNT

Most excellent, tajo, you are now free to duel me to the death as usual.

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I WAS VOTIN HIM TO OUT SCUM

SCUM HAZ BEEN OUTED

THAT SCUM IS AMRUN

I'd be interested in the mechanics of how this is supposed to work.

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Meh.

On iso, I can't see anything from Amrun that screams town.

Or scum, for that matter.

Maybe a bit town.

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No, I want you to mislynch me first.

I'm going on vacation, it would be convenient for me.

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You'll have you Llamarble mislynch after you mislynch me. Deal?

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Hey, Fate, you were the one praising tajo's reads and dissing mine.

Suck it up.

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Null reads aren't exactly unreasonable.

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YOU ARE SCUM WITH HER

K, then you and tajoscum can triple-duel me to a glorious pre-vacation mislynch!

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CALL ME SCUM OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT

He's not even calling you scum

Hypowagondriac much?

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Great joke if you're a dude

"My doctor said I'm a hypochondriac... I told him I'd get a second gynecologist's opinion."

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I SWEAR TO GOD IF THIS IS A TROLLOLL MOVE IM GOING TO BE SO MAD

VOTE: AMRIUN

What the heck

Why aren't you voting me

You said you would after Marble is dead.

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I waffled more than Amrun, it's true.

How 'bout that, tajo?

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If for some reason I get shot, scrutinize Fate carefully.

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GOD ARE YOU BEING A DENSE FUCKIN MORON OR WHAT?

I think he's scum, maybe you'd like to in on the premise of a policy lynch?

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LYNCH THESE SCUMBAGS

No wait tajo

You need to lynch me!

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Aw come on tajo

LOOK AT ME

LOOK AT ME

LOOK AT ME

Don't you want to lynch me instead?

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Hey tajo

I've been defending all the scum!

You know I don't bus

I'm defending my buddies OBV

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Tajo's push is weird and a bit misguided.

But it reminds me of towntajo in speed mafia.

But why isn't he wanting to lynch me???

Oh wait

He thinks he has an easier lynch in his sights.

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I THINK LLAMARBLESCUM AND FATESCUM MEANS YOU ARE TOWN

OMG, DID I JUST SAY THAT?

No you didn't say that

You forgot that I'm just a goon protecting my godfather and my roleblocker buddies.

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Tajo is scum going for the easy lynch

Why Llamarble over Fate? Over me who is begging you? Over Amrun who is being wagoned?

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...YOU get insta lynched the next day for pushing this through.

Save us an un-necessary step, we can lynch tajo

today

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He seems to really believe the bullshit he is raging though.

Yes, but he's been calling

me

scum, and he doesn't seem to believe it, preferring to go after lynches that are more likely to lead to quick results.

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Also, I've given him 100 reasons to rage against me as usual, and he's not picking it up.

He should agree that I'm trying to protect my buddies, that is, you and marble.

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Attacking masons is like one of the BALLS QUOTIENT TO 11 plays scum practically never do.

Er, masons that have been DISTANCING and derping around L-1, doesn't take balls. I'd go after the two of you like a rabid pitbull if I were scum.

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Yeah springlullaby, I

know

you're scum. Thanks for showing up!

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It's always terribly hard to lynch you because I like the way you play.
But you are more scum than not in this game methinks.

Yes but I'm town.

Vote tajo with me. Let's see where the road takes us.

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I kinda agree with SL about DGB not being as much of a pot stirrer as usual.

I'm not stirring the pot? Did you actually read the past few pages?

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Vote: Amrun.

CLAIM OR DIE.

hey what about meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee? I'm scum, remember?

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P-edit: not claiming unless I am at L-1 and someone wants to hammer.

STALL <DETECTED>

WILLINGNESS TO HAMMER <LAUNCHED>

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You said
you thought
you were being vigged last night
and you didn't shoot

LOL

Where was that?

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You said
you thought
you were being vigged last night
and you didn't shoot

LOL

Where was that?

Tell me where that was, and I'll hammer.

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DGB ARE YOU SCUM
IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER ANYMORE
ROLE NOT IN WIKI
PLUS HER PLAY

I'm town.

VOTE: Amrun

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I didn't say "if I'm still alive" because of scum nk, which I knew was very unlikely. I said it because I was told I was being vigged and given my slot and my total inability to catch up until the night time (like seriously I read NOTHING until about 24 hours before the game opened), I thought I had a decent chance of being vigged.

I'm a 1-shot vigilante.

That is brilliant, BTW.

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YOU trying to take credit for this?

Lol.

Kill with fire.

Me?

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and wtf is wrong with you not calling me town

Same to you, why, you can't read me anymore?

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Amrun needs one more vote to be dead.

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Seven to lynch, the last vote count shows five votes on Amrum, Tajos vote makes it six and DGBs vote makes it a hammer, no need for extra votes.

Shush, I wanted to give the scum an unexpected opening for a last-ditch bus.

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Gotta catch a plane in a couple of hours.

Prod dodge!

It looks like there will be yummy results today.

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Wanna lynch me? Lynch me.

I've just been [redacted] frustrated with mafia, I don't mind if you want to use my townie corpse to identify scumbags.

Not going to sign up for games for a while.

My frustration level is 200%. Must find other hobby.

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Check my posts if you have time to waste.

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Oh and if you want to lynch me while I'm on an airplane with effin' players needing replacement for weeks that can't get off my wagon because they're like, not effin' there,

I'm vanilla.

Knock yourselves out.

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I am sorry, I have decided to stop playing mafia altogether.

@mod - please replace me, with abundant apologies.