DEFCON Mafia 3.0 - Over, American Victory!

gorilla · Post Post #3450 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:24 am

cool. We'd have to wait a day anyway to ensure that hez dies, anyway. Also, no way is anyone who has a nuke that they haven't fired getting hammer today. out of the question. no shenanigans.

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3451 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:27 am

Thanks, Pooky!

Now, dana, about that nuke, please to be recalling.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #3452 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:30 am

My nuke silo is based where they signed the declaration of independence. If u lynch me it will be where freedom dies. Btw that's in Pennsylvania for you euroscum who don't know a damn thing about america

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3453 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:36 am

What are the actual odds of dana being scum here and nuking the Fail Safe?

gorilla · Post Post #3454 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:40 am

approximately zero, i'd wager

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #3455 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:42 am

About the same as if he was town. He clearly doesn't know what a fail safe does

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #3456 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:44 am

Lol gorilla. U think Dana knows what a failsafe does?

danakillsu · Post Post #3457 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:45 am

Yes, I do know what a fail safe does.

Recall nuke

. Now I get nuked, right? Have fun in 3-way, I think you have everything you need.

danakillsu · Post Post #3458 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:46 am

Actually, I might be voting in 4-way rather than letting it go to 3-way. But we do at least wait for inHim and Mina flips, right?

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3459 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 5:54 am

OK. Now we can re-evaluate.

If deemed necessary, I will nuke Hez.

gorilla · Post Post #3460 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:12 am

mina's already dead, we have to wait until nukes are guaranteed to hit overnight before a lynch occurs but nukes are fair game

game plan would be to nuke someone, then that person becomes effectively clear for purposes of choosing the final survivor because if they're scum they lost anyway

no hammer for pooky, though, unless he's already fired his nuke

Mina · Post Post #3461 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 6:59 am

danakillsu wrote:Well, uh....
This sure didn't turn out the way it was expected to. Me, Hez, gorilla, and Pooky for 4-way? Please no. Maybe I should just get in a nuke now to make things simpler.
Nuke: HezLucky

That will leave a 3-way of me with gorilla and Pooky, and then I just have to reread both of them and decide which one's scummier. I don't hate that prospect, actually.

For the record, the first post I was going to make today was that dana was confirmed town and he should be declared sole survivor, because I found a post in which he assumed it was LYLO yesterday, before he realized there was only one living scum.

Nice going.

inHim is also pretty obvtown now (sorry ._.) based on his reaction to dana suiciding out of mindless stupidity.

So basically, one of Pooky, Hez, and gorilla is scum.

Can scum nightkill overnight if they've been nuked?

Here's what I'd do:

-Pooky nukes one of Hez or gorilla, so it's basically standard LYLO in which Pooky has to choose one or the other...BEFORE inHim dies.
-inHim then nukes Pooky. If Pooky does not fire a nuke before then, treat it as a scumclaim. The survivors should quicklynch Pooky.
-Everyone unvotes and waits a week for all the nukes to resolve, so no one goes to night prematurely.

I'll reread just in case there's an off-chance gorilla is scum (but then again, I'm not the one making this decision).

Dammit, for some reason I miscounted and thought I'd be alive to fire a nuke until Tuesday night. So I take it I'm already a crater, but AGM hasn't announced it, yet?

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3462 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:07 am

<3 Mina. Love you. No hard feelings on the nuke. :)

AlmasterGM · Post Post #3463 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:27 am

[Day 5, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR STRIKE DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing damages...
[NORAD SYSTEM]

...

Sweat dripped down Mina's brow as her mind raced at a trillion thoughts per second. There was a massive decision to make, and not much time to make it. She had narrowed it down to two options: Choice A or Choice B. But which would it be?

Choice A seems better,

she thought to herself.

But what if it's not? What if it just appears better on the surface and B is actually superior? Looks aren't everything right? But what if B isn't better and I chose wrongly for no reason? Then I look really stupid. But wha…

Mina's mind trailed off as her eyes wandered around the room before settling on the thousands of pages of reports piled on her desk. She gazed at them for a few seconds before lashing out and flinging them away in frustration. "Stupid…stupid…research!" she screamed. "You're not making this decision any easier." She picked up the phone and began to call her friend for help before sadly remembering he had been killed hours earlier in a nuclear blast.
The intercom buzzed. "Mina, we need you down here in the bunker stat. The President is awaiting your choice," a voice crackled.
Mina screeched and dug her nails into her fingers.

It's not fair

, she told herself.

Why should this insanely difficult decision be dumped all on me? Why can't somebody else? We have dozens of staffers here and I get stuck doing this? It's injustice! It's tyranny! It's ...it's...

She hastily wiped away the tears forming under her eyes. "I'll just have to make the best of it," she choked aloud. "Whatever I decide … will … be the choice." She jerked up from her desk and walked into the hallway. Her pace quickened. "I've made up my mind," she said to no one in particular. "This is the right decision. I know it. It will be. I can do it!"
She turned to the vending machine. Her hand shook lightly as it hovered back and forth between the "Coke" and "Pepsi" buttons before suddenly shooting out and smashing the "Coke" button violently.
The machine dinged and a can of ice-cold Coke popped out.
"I did it!" Mina cheered. "I did it! I chose! One delicious Coke coming right up, courtesy of me me me! Me!"

Then a nuke hit the White House. Mina, along with the dozens of other staffers who were still above ground, instantly perished.

Mina (American, Missile silo) was nuked Day 5.

AlmasterGM · Post Post #3464 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:30 am

[Day 5, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility XR-843, currently commanded by

danakillsu.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

HezLucky

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on Friday, 29 July at 00:11 EST.

AlmasterGM · Post Post #3465 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 7:32 am

[Day 5, DEFCON 1 - Game Event]

...

[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. NUCLEAR LAUNCH DETECTED.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Attempting to locate launch site...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile tracked to facility FS-9000, currently commanded by

HezLucky.

[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing flight trajectory…
[NORAD SYSTEM] Missile is currently targeting coordinates registered to

danakillsu

.
[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. Warhead is fail-safe protected and contains no communications abilities. It cannot be recalled or redirected.
[NORAD SYSTEM] ALERT. ALERT. Warhead contains automated anti-interference countermeasures.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Analyzing chances of interception...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Chance of interception is approximately .000000015%.
[NORAD SYSTEM] Estimating time until impact...
[NORAD SYSTEM] Warhead will detonate on Friday, 29 July at 00:12 EST.

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3466 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 8:23 am

Pooky, thoughts on gorilla?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #3467 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:45 am

you're not scum just messing with me right inhim?

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #3468 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:45 am

well my mina read was no good and she was like the last person I had pegged down as possibly scum

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #3469 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:46 am

I got a grocery list of reasons for why Gorilla and Hezlucky are town, Hez has been playing as if he just wants someone to off him and Gorilla seems like there's no way he could be scum given his interactions.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #3470 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:48 am

Between the two of them, I'd say it's more likely for Hez to be scum because he's the only person that I think would've off'ed IS because it was pretty clear end of day yesterday that IS was going to fire a nuke at Hez and that would only help a scumbag win, so shooting up IS kind of makes sense from a Hez perspective and not really from a gorilla perspective

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3471 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:51 am

I could see the scumteam telling Hez to grab Fail Safe because he had so many detractors. And then there was the IS kill last Night.

I'm going to read gorilla and LLD. Maybe that was all a set up.

PookyTheMagicalBear · Post Post #3472 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:52 am

wait fuck i just realized something -> If Gorilla is scum ->

If Gorilla kills Pooky or Dana then IS and Hez kill each other, leads to Dana or Pooky and Gorilla left alive, then Pooky or Dana nuke Gorilla and thus Gorilla loses/ So it makes just as much sense for Gorilla to bomb IS

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3473 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:57 am

Why do either your or dana nuke gorilla?

inHimshallibe · Post Post #3474 (ISO) » Tue Jul 26, 2011 11:57 am

you or*

I'm to the point where you're going to have to nuke Hez, Pooky.