THE APPRENTICE [Four Remain?!]

[JDGA]

SPEAK IN URLS I UNDERSTAND PWEEZ :#

http://www.mspaintadventures.com/

[SleepyKrew]

OH COOL HOMESTUCK

[Cybele]

Okay, so as you should know, we're all run by two major emotions: hate and pity. It's the combination and interaction between these two emotions that give us the four quadrants of romance. These are typically divided into two hemispheres: red romance (

♥

,

♦

) and black romance (♣, ♠). Red romance is the pity hemisphere, and black romance is governed by hate.
Within the red hemisphere we have:

♥

Matespriteship: Also called the flushed quadrant. Matesprits feel a sort of strong affection to each other, that is sexual in nature, as well.

♦

Moirallegiance: Also called the pale quadrant. Moirails act to keep each other balanced. Often in a sort of straight man/wise guy dynamic where two opposites act as each others foil as well protect each other and keep each other company
In the black hemisphere is:
♣Auspistice: Also called the ashen quadrant. An auspistice is a facilitator between two others, mediating interactions between them and keeping their relationship functional. Black romances without an auspistice often fall into kismesissitude. The auspistice keeps two people linked in hate from letting their hate grow so much that they become a sort of caliginous infidelity.
♠Kismesissitude: Also called the caliginous quadrant. Both parties feel a deep hatred for each other that thrives on rivalry and breeds sexual tension.

It's worth noting that all four quadrants are unstable and often slide between each other in relationships. Feelings of matespriteship may be returned with kismesissitude, or a kismesissitude may flip to and fro with matespriteship.
Moirallegiences can shift to either flushed or caliginous in a heartbeat, and all that keeps an ashen romance from becoming sexual is the meddling of the auspistice.

It's all very complicated.

[Cybele]

JDGA thinks you and CSL have a kismesissitude going on, and I think it's just run-of-the-mill hate.

CSL is def not who I'd ship you with.

[JDGA]

COMMENCE OPERATION: i4Ni

Spoilsport.

(inb4 people realise that we ship members on MafiaScum)

[Cybele]

Incidentally, I'm Team Eucleia's Project Manager, I guess.

[SleepyKrew]

Who would you ship me with, for curiosity's sake?

[Cybele]

For kismesissitude, I don't want to narrow it down (no one sees my secret shipping wall, h33 h33!), but it's someone who frequents f62.

[Quilford]

Cyberbob♠Oman
ReaperCharlie

♥

Umbrage
mith

♥

Mr. Flay
BLUH BLUH HUGE BITCH

[Quilford]

JDGA thinks you and CSL have a kismesissitude going on, and I think it's just run-of-the-mill hate.

Agreed.

Also why the fuck do you have Gamzee as your avatar. He is the least appealing of all the trolls >_>

[Cybele]

Cyberbob♠ortolan

I mean, it's so obvious....

[Cybele]

JDGA thinks you and CSL have a kismesissitude going on, and I think it's just run-of-the-mill hate.

Agreed.

Also why the fuck do you have Gamzee as your avatar. He is the least appealing of all the trolls >_>

He's my patron troll and I love him.
EDIT: I love them all.

[Quilford]

Sollux = Terezi >>>>> Kanaya (lame vampire plot device) >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gamzee

[Cybele]

Sollux? He's one of the more bland ones...
0_O

[JDGA]

oh dear gog
BB's going to show up and murder you all

Sollux == Terezi <<<<< Kanaya =♥= Vriska >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gamzee

FTFY
Also calling characters plot devices is a

really

fun way to drive one of my English teachers mad.
...actually.
I wonder if she'd tolerate Homestuck enough to read it?

[Cybele]

Kanaya =♥= Vriska

Noooooooo. You can't break up my Vriska

♥

John.

[Quilford]

Sollux? He's one of the more bland ones...

Patron troll, hint hint


Terezi rules all.

[JDGA]

Kanaya =♥= Vriska

Noooooooo. You can't break up my Vriska

♥

John.

oops I just did

[Cybele]

I think I love Karkat most, most of the time. I love Vriska most, secondly. Gamzee and Terezi thereabouts.
Special cockles reserved for Eriden's loneliness and Equius' sweaty, pervy hilarity.

Those are my favourites.

AGH: spelling

[Quilford]

Oh shit forgot about Equius

Quilford

♥

Equius

[Quilford]

Oh my god I hate Vriska so goddamn much

Thank gog she's dead

I must agree with you about Karkat though ^_____^

[Quilford]

Gamzee has a really awesome theme though, I'll hand him that

[Cybele]

Baha. This thread is oooooooours!

[SleepyKrew]

So what's the symbol for non-romantic, non-sexual hate? Or is that not covered?

[Quilford]

Go create a Homestuck thread in GD and we can double this site's posts ^____________________________^