Mafia 137 - Neruzian Era Mafia SERIAL KILLER WIN!

[mastin2]

Awesome. Four down, one to go. I'll do the analysis just for the heck of it, but we all pretty much know what the conclusion will be.

Also, remaining scum, if you want the SK dead, kill them yourselves, 'less you fear they're NK-immune. 'Cause everyone except your last remaining member+GreyICE is a suspect, with no ties to anyone except for their nightkills which we don't know and which you only have a semi-good idea of.

[mastin2]

You know, it might become valuable again if I expand it to include Zdenek and Edmund's viewpoints as well, even though I didn't originally intend to.

More work, but hey. Potentially more rewarding.

[mastin2]

BTW, details Vezok accidentally revealed:
-GI is town (we knew this, obviously)
-Sorgster is town (we suspected this)
-I am not Mafia (He thinks I'm the SK, and therefore knows I'm not his buddy)
-The scum killed Warrior. (They think I might be the SK, 'cause they blocked me N3, apparently. Which means that the missing kill isn't a scumkill.)

[Neruz]

THE LYNCH COUNTER THINGY TITLE TEXT IS BACK!

vezokpiraka (

5

) -

GreyICE, GreyICE, mastin2, chkflip, sorgster

Zdenek ( 1 ) -

CSL[/float]

mastin2 ( 1 ) -

edmund.angles

With 8 Alive it is 5 to lynch.

Oh the humanity! The great axe-bell of lynching tolls out a fatal blow; neatly seperating

vezokpiraka

's head from his body. As his blood,

red

, crimson viscous blood sprays out in a beautiful arc to spatter across the cobbles everyone realises; only

scum

have red blood!

Night falls, having accidentally tripped over the sun because Day hadn't put it away like he was supposed to.

vezokpiraka, Mafia Goon has been lynched!

It is now Night 5

Deadline in (expired on 2011-09-24 08:00:00)

[Neruz]

sorgster

! Noooooooooo!

sorgster (Townie)

has died!

With 6 Alive it is 4 to lynch.

Deadline in (expired on 2011-10-15 08:00:00)

Day 6 Begins!

Given the reduced number of players in the game, i am considering reducing the day deadlines to 2 weeks and the nights to 48 hours. Thoughts?

[edmund.angles]

VOTE: mastin
I think he's mafia, not SK.

[chkflip]

Oh btw. I think there is a stupid SK left.

Kill him too please. He killed too many scum.

It might mastin because we blocked him night 3.

So you think this was a gambit?

Also, are you implying that you don't think there was an SK?

[mastin2]

VOTE: Zdenek. This need not be explained.

[Zdenek]

Vote Mastin

I am confirmed town for secret reasons that Mastin is ignoring, so he is scum.

[Zdenek]

I would be fine with reducing the length of the nights, but for days, it depends on activity.

[chkflip]

VOTE: Zdenek. This need not be explained.

What happened to all those super cool things you said you were going to do?

[mastin2]

VOTE: Zdenek. This need not be explained.

What happened to all those super cool things you said you were going to do?

Half-finished. Didn't want to waste the time and effort on them if I was going to be NK'd. Now that I know I'm alive, I can finish them and know they won't go to waste.

If I worked on it solidly, probably could finish within six or so hours. Considering I'm an eternal procrastinator and a known slacker, I'll probably finish within 24-48.

[mastin2]

BTW,

Reason One Mastin Is Town:

Iso Phoebus. It's all Mastin-Hate.

Reason Two Mastin Is Town:

Look at the voters. Edmund and Zdenek. Who I've been calling scum...oh, yeah, for days. Since day one, in Edmund's case.

Reason Three Mastin Is Town:

Oh btw. I think there is a stupid SK left.

Kill him too please. He killed too many scum.

It might mastin because we blocked him night 3

.

Scum can't block other scum, so unless you think I'm (A) the SK or that (B) Vezok had the competency level necessary to fake this, I'm town.

Reason Four Mastin Is Town:

I've been too wrong to be scum.

Now, back to work.

[GreyICE]

Hi, I am the voice of reason.

Today is mass claim day.

I'm a doublevoter

N1 I stole from Edmund
N2 I stole from no one
N3 I stole from Mastin, because it was funny
N4 I stole from Zdenek
N5 I stole from no one because I am not a moron

Popcorn to Mastin. Mastin claims.

[edmund.angles]

Oh btw. I think there is a stupid SK left.

Kill him too please. He killed too many scum.

It might mastin because we blocked him night 3.

So you think this was a gambit?

Also, are you implying that you don't think there was an SK?

Yes to the first question, no to the second.

GI is right, we need the massclaim.

[chkflip]

Okay, well lets play with the fact that it's a gambit. Both sides lost their protectors.

Why was there only one NK last night instead of two?

I'd claim but it's not my turn.

[GreyICE]

Hey idea

Lets not talk until mass claim is over

Oh cool idea GreyICE

You so smart

I know, GreyICE what can I say? I surprise myself some days.

I know you do GreyICE, you're just that amazing.


Holy hell, it's the first intelligent conversation I've had in this thread for days.

[mastin2]

You want me to go?

Tch. Such a waste. I mean, I'm only the most powerful role in this game. You know, the role I've been hinting at since day one.

The role with the greatest chance of toppling scum.

The role where instinct and intuition are more vital than anywhere else. The role where using your voice and your vote is more important than any action taken at night. Yes, I am THAT role, the role which I love the most.

Of course, it really shoulda been obvious I was this role. I've had no fear of being NK'd. I've had no fear of being lynched, basically shrugging off the laughable attempts to do so. Yes, it is such a nice role, to be able not to fear such things. I slacked off on pretty much every night (defaulting to "action: sleep"), I believe (though I'd need to cross-reference the dates of the posts to see if any were made during nights to be sure), except for Night Five, where my chosen action was, naturally, "analyze: all".

Yes, it truly is a waste to have made me claim first, since no claim can topple mine. Nothing can change the magnificence of what I managed to draw, nothing can stop the sheer joy I got when I realized exactly what I was, and thanked Neruz for giving me my favorite role. (I did thank you, didn't I, Neruz? Coulda sworn I PM'd you back with a "thank you for giving me my favorite role".)

Nothing can truly match just how awesome my role is, and no claim will be better made than mine. (Hence, why it is such a waste to go first.) The role I knew I would be able to use most effectively, and use it well I did.

Yes, for those of you who haven't figured it out by now (how the heck couldn't you have?!?), what I'm saying, what I am is...

Claim: Vanilla Townie

.

(You were expecting something else? )

[mastin2]

I'd prefer it to be Zdenek-->Edmund-->chk-->CSL, by the way.
So, Zdenek, your turn.

[Zdenek]

I'm a VT.

CSL next.

[mastin2]

My claim? *points to epic paragraphs*. Typed in a hurry, no less, since I had just suffered a power outage and had less than five minutes to get a post in before my internet would die.

Zdenek's claim?

I'm a VT.

CSL next.

See, this is why I should've gone last. (Everything just seems so...anticlimatic...after my claim.)

[Zdenek]

Mod: I know it's premature for a prod, but could you give CSL a reminder about the game.

[CSL]

VT

edmund

[edmund.angles]

VT
chk next.

[chkflip]

Claim: Hider

N1 - Muffin
N2 - warriormode
N3 - Didn't use it, I think I forgot. Don't recall. I think this was the speedlynch day that caught me off guard?
N4 - CSL
N5 - GreyICE

IIRC a hider dies if they hide behind scum, right? So that should mean that CSL and GI are conftown.