Mini 1241: Lab Mafia (Game Over)

[Internet Stranger]

Besides, the posts counts are fairly even throughout. LIES LIES LIES

[Riceballtail]

@Simo: Do you have a gun?

Yes.

Why?

As a claimed Vig, this would confirm that guns are used to kill people. I do not have a gun, thus I do not kill people. Confirmed town.

Unrelated note: IS is today's lynch.

VOTE:IS

[Internet Stranger]

Take a close look at the people voting for me, you will undoubtedly find at least two of the scum there.

[4nxi3ty]

Vote: Nanook

Seriously Nanook? Thats a LAME fucking excuse to plunk down a third vote during bullshit RVS. Youre either not smart at all to gaint his much attention or scum thinking you can be all clever and shit with me. So whats it going to be Nanook?

I'm convinced, Jester or not, he needs to go.

Vote: Fenix

You know RBT, at this rate you're going to end up in my bushes trying to get a peek of me through the window.

These little gambits are of the elementary school style of silly. The best way to catch scum is to simply catch scum, not obfuscate things and make it harder on the town. You clowns arent fucking heroes and all youre doing is letting the scum hide even better.

Screw you all. Seriously.

Vote: [L]

All I have on him is that I think he is coasting and asking too many questions. Looks like scum trying to gauge the waters to see if he can find an opportunity to create a wagon and sheep himself onto it. Much better than all the other bullshit thats being spewed at the moment.

Since [L] flipped townie, someone on the [L] Wagon has to be scum, Im guessing Simo.

Vote: El Simo

Ugh, this fucking game is frustrating. Lets look at the knuckleheads voting for me:

1) Wasabi: Case made. Saying "This isnt an OMGUS vote" isnt enough to hide the fact you fucking planted an OMGUS vote. Claiming some bullshit sheeping isnt enough to hide the fact that its a shitty OMGUS vote. You havent presented a case on me. In fact, you were happy to discuss voting anxiety or Fenix, to paraphrase: "Just to get rid of the fake claimers". Then in an OMGUSfest, you suddenly switch the vote with no explanation. Could you bandwagon hop any harder?

2) Anxiety: Mr Rebel without a clue. "Im going to channel Johnny Badass and make up some fake claim bullshit because its the cool thing to do, maaaan. I dont need to play by your rulez, im anxiety, I do whatever the fuck I want. Anarchy man!" Then rides off on a skateboard. King of one liners, he is only lazy because he is too cool to deal with you square cats. Agreed with the [L] lynch, but now wants to deny all of that business. When shit gets real, he just doesnt care.

Im still waiting on that Charter/IS conspiracy theory, Anxiety.

3) ChkFlip: Before I ISO'd Chkflip, I was thinking that he was going to be the most likely to play the jackass White KNight role in this game. Yet, looking through his content, I dont see much of anything from him. Some argument with the fake claimers Day 1, A couple sheep posts about [L] day 1, now on Day 2 a bunch of skimming and asking obvious questions. Thats usually a sign of scum treading water waiting to see what develops.


And since apparently I have to so this,

Charter: Well shit Anxiety, nevermind, Charter is the true King of All One Liners. A bunch of hemming and hawing Day 1 just to swoop in with an oopshammer on [L]. Ooops! Now on Day 2 he is just on anti-Fenix mode. Going all kung fu and deflecting everything Fenix says. He isnt really looking for any scum, the case on Fenix is pretty fucking weak. If its all about the fakeclaims, I dismissed Fenix and Anxiety at being the equivalent of mafia 15yr olds trying to be cool and hoping to be "edgy". Its not worth discussing since better reasons can come up of their scummyness if their general ineptness is left alone.

And since Charter is about the Fenix:

Fenix: ::facepalm:: on the retardedass fakeclaim. Its aggravating and annoying. Congrats of being the equivalent of some shitty ass skateboarder punk. Anarchy man! Yea! That being said, So far it looks like Fenix is the only one actually trying here. His arguments are clear and concise. He is calling out the right people and seems to actually be genuinely scumhunting. The case on Charter is a little light. Yea, Charter isnt saying much. Charter is still on and on over the fakeclaim shit (Seriously Fenix, dont do that shit ever again. Not cool). If Fenix is scum, he is being marvelous at it at the moment.

Regarding RBT, she needs to play the invisible game she is playing while im around because I blow her up everytime she is scum. She is simply trying something different in order to get off my radar. Aint that right, darlin'?

Even so, this game needs a swift kick in the ass. Looking through Wasabi's ISO, he has a bigger scumread than Simo, even though im still calling a Wasabi, Simo, Nanook scumteam.

Unvote: El Simo
Vote: Wasabi

*sigh*

Unvote: Wasabi
Vote: Charter

Bleh, you always shoot, you never know when youre going to be the one killed. Its arrogant to assume that youre always going to live until the end game. But again, thats a discussion for the mafia discussion boards.

Alternatively, we have been plagued with low post counts and massive lurking, so the scum are clearly hiding through that. Sad that we are at this point on only page 17.

Is there a possibility that RBT actually was aware of the vote count and threw the L-1 nonsense to throw off the impact of the hammer?

It sucks that we havent hit scum yet, but we aint going to win unless we try to hang a scum anyways. If Charter was good enough last round, he is still good enough now. He hasnt done anything to dissuade me.

If Charter isnt scum, let the three scum pile on the votes and win. If the voting lags, then Charter is indeed scum.

Vote: Charter

you reads are all over the place. either you have no clue this game or you are scum.

[Internet Stranger]

I already said that my reads are difficult because of the inactivity thats plaguing this game. You havent made any sort of eternal discovery here Anxiety, I already had said as much already.

The original explanation for you vote was really crappy though, thats not easy to forget.

RBT is classically bandwagoning like she always does, thats a pretty shitty vote too.

Im betting all the marbles on Charter being scum. I guess we will know if im right later. But no one has any solid reads, there isnt much info to go off.

[4nxi3ty]

^nice try.

day1:

So Simo, what happens when scum start being clever and start doing these bullshit gambits themselves?

And Fenix, Charter is more active and more fruitful than L. Additionally that "why am I scum" post seals the deal. That is the very definition of a classic scum tell that has been used to catch scum since the dawn of time.

L is your scum. I'm thoroughly convinced of this now and my vote will not be changing.

seems like a solid read of L.

day2:

I made my case. The scum are Simo, Nanook and Wasabi.

Wasabi is out there desperately looking for someone to lynch and is testing out different leads to see which bandwagon is going to stick. He is hoping that the Anxiety wagon with Nanook gains steam.

Simo is trying to cover up by continuing to go after Nanook.

Nanook is trying to go for the most likely lynch and is probably annoyed that Wasabi is clinging onto his wagon like that.

RBT isnt sheeping me anymore. Im brokenhearted.

I still call a scumteam of Wasabi, Nanook and Simo. Why are we stalling on this?

apparently you had three very solid reads.

today:
you have a solid read on charter yet you were reluctant to vote him yesterday(see post 367)? you have no reason to vote charter.

inactivity is a poor excuse for terrible reads and trying to cast suspicion on me and rbt while keeping your vote on charter is as scummy as it gets.

[Internet Stranger]

You know Anxiety, if you had shown such veracity during the rest of the game, we wouldnt have such issues now. Why not? Is it because youre scum at end game? Cant be that easy, can it?

Im sticking with Charter, might as well.

[charter]

Hey, I guess IS is confirmed scum since someone is voting him

[el simo]

@Simo: Do you have a gun?

Yes.

Why?

As a claimed Vig, this would confirm that guns are used to kill people. I do not have a gun, thus I do not kill people. Confirmed town.

What? There are so many things wrong with this.

Firstly, we've already seen in the flavour that not everybody uses guns.

Secondly, this doesn't confirm you as anything anyone can claim they don't have a gun, and even if this were true, what's stopping you from eating them? Confirmed townie my arse!

Lastly, how would you know to ask me for my flavour? Receive a special PM yourself?

I'm either very confused because I just woke up or you just royally stuffed up.

Vote: Riceballtail

[charter]

Seems kind of pointless to vote RBT today.

[Fenix]

I already said that my reads are difficult because of the inactivity thats plaguing this game. You havent made any sort of eternal discovery here Anxiety, I already had said as much already.

That's no excuse for voting 2/3rds of everyone on the playerlist. Only person you haven't really made a case on is RBT who you're passive agressively distancing with little, unsubstantial comments like that.

Scumteam IS-RBT 2011

VOTE: Internet Stranger

[Internet Stranger]

RBT is usually obvious to me and I have caught her as Day W scum twice in a row. Didn't get her scum vibe this time. Unless she dramatically changed her meta around to trick me, I didn't see scum.

I can assure the rest of you that there are scum on my wagon. I just don't know who now.

[Internet Stranger]

That's Day 1 scum. Either way. I'm going with Charter.

[Riceballtail]

@Simo: But I'm CONFIRMED by GUNSMITH INVESTIGATION that I do not have a gun. At this point, it's the most pro-town thing we have. And we're lynching you tomorrow if there aren't two kills. (PS, don't shoot the confirmed townie RBT.)

[el simo]

@Simo: But I'm CONFIRMED by GUNSMITH INVESTIGATION that I do not have a gun. At this point, it's the most pro-town thing we have. And we're lynching you tomorrow if there aren't two kills. (PS, don't shoot the confirmed townie RBT.)

You are confirmed to not have a gun.. Scum have been eating people. Doesn't prove anything!

[Empking]

Nanook has been prodded.

[Riceballtail]

@Simo: But I'm CONFIRMED by GUNSMITH INVESTIGATION that I do not have a gun. At this point, it's the most pro-town thing we have. And we're lynching you tomorrow if there aren't two kills. (PS, don't shoot the confirmed townie RBT.)

You are confirmed to not have a gun.. Scum have been eating people. Doesn't prove anything!

Kinda like claiming to be a vig who hasn't shot anyone?

The point is, I'm the closest thing we have to confirmed town. Deal with it.

[Fenix]

Take a close look at the people voting for me, you will undoubtedly find at least two of the scum there.

I can assure the rest of you that there are scum on my wagon. I just don't know who now.

day2:

I made my case. The scum are Simo, Nanook and Wasabi.

One of them is a dead townie, the other two aren't voting you. You're using fail logic and you're all over the place. This is completely different from your reads yesterday. I'm happy with my vote.

@Simo: But I'm CONFIRMED by GUNSMITH INVESTIGATION that I do not have a gun. At this point, it's the most pro-town thing we have.)

So you're confirmed not to be a vig/sk. That's great. You still have teeth and you're still scum. You've spent the entirety of this day pushing a mass claim despite not claiming yourself, and insuring your "confirmed" town status despite the kill flavor.

[Internet Stranger]

Obviously, my reads have changed since Wasabi died.

[NanookTheWolf]

Unofficial Vote Count

1. el simo
2. charter - IS
7. Riceballtail - Elsimo
8. Fenix
9. 4nxi3ty
10. NanookTheWolf
11. Internet Stranger - 4nxi3ty, RBT, Fenix

Not Voting:charter, NanookTheWolf

With Seven Alive its Four to Lynch.

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I posted the above just to see where we're at ..

Right now IS is at L - 1, I'm not really gunhoe to support the lynch however as the three players on it haven't exactly been town reads of mine throughout the game.

I understand El simo's frustration with RBT, but I don't think voting for her will change her logic at all. Obviously she's wrong about being confirmed, but I don't feel that's enough for a lynch in her particular scenario.

I haven't really cared for Fenix since the fake claim, and the same applies to 4nxi3ty.

Since there aren't any votes on Fenix or 4nxi3ty, I'll go back to VOTE: charter.

Charter b/c I find it quite strange that someone who's been pressing for IS's lynch is not voting for IS today. He did yesterday, but has held off. I guess the same could be said about my vote today, however I haven't really been pressing for anyone today either. I've got a lot of things going on right now in my real life and just haven't had the same devotion to this game, for that I apologize.

[Empking]

Vote Count 3.3

1. el simo
2. charter (2) - Internet Stranger, NanookTheWolf
7. Riceballtail (1) - el simo,
8. Fenix
9. 4nxi3ty
10. NanookTheWolf
11. Internet Stranger (3) - 4nxi3ty, Riceballtail, Fenix,

Not Voting:charter,

With Seven Alive its Four to Lynch.

[4nxi3ty]

good post by nanook except for the part where he is being dismissive towards me and fenix.

anyway based soley on the events of today i am leaning more towards el simo being the scumbuddy rather than charter

[Internet Stranger]

I find it interesting that both Fenix and Anxiety are voting for me now. God damn, the scum are going to be laughing at us all at the end of the game.

[Riceballtail]

Yeah, it's IS, Simo and Nanook.

[charter]

Or IS, Fenix and Nanook.

I'm going to hammer, anyone have any objections?