Open 350: C9++ (Town Win!)

[Hiraki]

FUCK YEAH KURIBO

[kuribo]

oh jesus fuck me

he outted himself while we have an innocent child that needs protecting?

have you people managed to do anything right?


oh, except whoever killed Shattered Viewpoint. Good call.

[Hiraki]

I was hoping you wouldn't note that.

Because you know.

No one remembered it.

[kuribo]

don't be dense, of course they did, he even mentioned how they had put "conftown" at risk by outting him

[Hiraki]

Shhhh.

I was trying to ignore that too.

why you be hurting kuribo

[kuribo]

because there's no point in pretending that the idiocy isn't there in black and white for all eternity

if you don't think the scum didn't have their hands in their pants the second he claimed, I don't know what to tell you, but they damn sure won't forget.

[Hiraki]

I would've

<_____>

[redFF]

can't say i blame vis for replacing out, hoppster is still scum and sky is still his scumbuddy who attempted a shitty bus.

[Johhog]

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

At least try Red. You can't be this bad for real.

[redFF]

i am trying and i found 2 scum...

[Eijolend]

Hi Kuribo, welcome to the game.

So how do you plan to play this out with your predecessor's claim?

can't say i blame vis for replacing out, hoppster is still scum and sky is still his scumbuddy who attempted a shitty bus.

how is sky bussing him? A bus only works if it draws attention, and sky's voting wasn't all that obviously trying to get towncred.
I would like sky to take a clear stance though...

[kuribo]

Hi Kuribo, welcome to the game.So how do you plan to play this out with your predecessor's claim?

pretty simple


i'm going to expose the scum to set you guys up to curb stomp them after i die tonight

[kuribo]

okay, re-reading now, get ready for a smorgasbord of posts while i tell you which ones of you are scum, and which of you are just idiots.

[kuribo]

I was trying to drag in some silly scum leaving myself at L-3 but you ruined it, oh well.

lolscum

(I'll assume you meant L-2 because you put yourself at L-3, so yeah.)

UNVOTE:
VOTE: pinkfloyd

L-2

(OMGGGG I PUT HIM AT L-2 I FELL FOR HIS SCUMTRAP WHOOOPS)

1. Trying to look helpful/pro-town but actually being useless ("OMG GAIZ JOHHOG IS CONFTOWN NOBODY FORGET THAT")
2. Making posts to look like he's being constructive when he's actually just making useless blanket attacks that don't add anything ("OMG GAIZ ANYBODY WHO MAKES A L-2 ON PAGE 2 IS CONFSCUM TRU STORY"
3. I'm not sure whether this post was serious or not, but whether intentional or not Zeek-dude makes a decent point here
4. "OMG GAIZ U ROOONED MAH GAMBIT OH WELL LET ME JUST LEAVE MY VOTE ON MYSELF ANYWAY EVEN THOUGH THERE'S NO POINT TO IT NAO"

Basically everything he's been doing is a pathetically transparent attempt to look pro-town when actually he's doing nothing at all.

There's also a cognitive dissonance between his "lol look at me lure some scum into putting me at L-2 hehehe i'm so awesome" and his "LOL RVS IS RVS NO SUSPECTS OR MOMENTUM LET'S ALL HAVE A PARTY"

what the hell was this shit? did you really think you had put together a serious case against someone after 30-odd posts? did you REALLY?

UNVOTE: redFF
VOTE: pinkfloyd

...on the other hand, if he's not even going to bother to play the game we may as well lynch him.

oh come on, you're better than this. if you're going to be town in the same game as me, please learn to detect sarcasm.

1 more!

I demand a lynch before 50 posts and even before everyone has posted!

well, now I want the mod to resurrect him so that *I* can quicklynch him.

[Hoppster]

Hoppster, I don't have a good read on redFF, but I think it's pointless going after VE's...slot. I want a kad/sky lynch. I want them both to answer my freaking questions. I want people to respond to others before going away on V/LA.

I'm down with either a redFF, Sky or kad lynch.

Slight preference for redFF as he's by far the strongest linked with kuribo's slot which is essentially confscum (and ohman that scumflip will make me feel awesome)

:')

I also feel there is marginally more weight to the redFF case (see heeyure and also add to that his horrific L-1 vote)

oh what the hell, why did this guy blow his load with a claim already?

I'm gonna read this mess when I get home from work, and there damn well better be a good reason he did that.

it's not a 'good reason' as such, but the explanation is that VisceraEyes is terrible

not gonna lie, you've got your work cut out for you this game kuribo

I recommend reading through VisceraEyes' ISO (prepare for a compulsive need to facepalm), and then you can have a nice bitch post-game about how terrible he was and how you were screwed from the start but you still managed to survive for so long etc.

I imagine it will be quite therapeutic

can't say i blame vis for replacing out, hoppster is still scum and sky is still his scumbuddy who attempted a shitty bus.

ok

I eagerly await your slamdunk case

please bring popcorn, VisceraEyes never bought it in the end

i am trying and i found 2 scum...

awesome, just name the two other scum for us and we'll lynch them asap

in the interests of time, I wouldn't even bother paraphrasing your role pm, that will take too long.

just quote it for us

Maximum Efficiency

i'm going to expose the scum to set you guys up to curb stomp them after i die tonight

oh u

not even you can take back VisceraEyes' scumtastic play this game

okay, re-reading now, get ready for a smorgasbord of posts while i tell you which ones of you are scum, and which of you are just idiots.

those aren't mutually exclusive

case in point: VisceraEyes

what the hell was this shit? did you really think you had put together a serious case against someone after 30-odd posts? did you REALLY?

the strength of a case should be taken relative to the length of the game, that's a shitty endgame case but the best damn case for a serious vote on page 2 I've ever seen, if I may say so myself (and I do)

obviously it wasn't SLAMDUNK, but still pretty solid for page two

[kuribo]

Wouldn't suprise me if this post was actually completely true. If it is, you've ruined the whole game because... you're bitter that you're so terrible at scum? ... Seriously?

Well, it didn't ruin the game because I'm not scum, so lulz at his attempt to throw a townie + Shattered View under the bus when he eventually flips scum.

holy shit, could this guy be projecting more?

for some reason I thought SV was shotty (SERIOUSLY COULD HAVE SWORN THIS)

but actually I just found out it's apparently [redacted]

o.0

/irrelevant-but-interesting(-to-me-at-least)

Oh no I know this is a game, that is why I am not taking this serious at all. I'm not a sore loser either, I don't know where that came from...

>>

Hoppster:

You're scum.

[Presents case]

>>

pinkfloyd:

[Ignores case]

YOU'RE RIGHT I'M SCUM PS HERE ARE MY SCUMBUDDIES BTW PLEASE LYNCH ME (HEHEAHAHA IF I'VE BEEN CAUGHT SO SOON MAY AS WELL RUIN THE GAME FOR EVERYBODY)

And if I do get lynched and I flip townie you all will have a nice wagon to look at.

well if you're town you should be able to analyse your wagon up to now without wasting a mislynch

sooooooooooooo

yeahhhhhhh

<adds quote to case of pinkfloyd trying to appear useful yet not being useful at all>

i have a hard time thinking that you believed any of this for one fucking second

Then you would be asking me why I ignored his mention of SV...

they're so cute when they're paranoid

HIVOTE: johhog because he sucks

let's all laugh at this guy


look at you, look how bad you are

[kuribo]

obviously it wasn't SLAMDUNK, but still pretty solid for page two

no it fucking isn't, it's NOTHING, and if you were serious about it being a case, you're either scum or developmentally disabled

pinkfloyd is useless as shit, but god damn, how the hell did you manage to get him lynched with that crapcase?

[kuribo]

holy moly activity is terrible

approaching 24 hours since day 2 has started

just five people posted

TWO OF THEM WERE MAKING THEIR BAH POSTS

fffffffffffffff

and now Johhog is ill it's pretty much just going to have me not being completely sure whether Twistedspoon is being srs or not

maybe if you stopped spamming with "not sure if srs" people would participate.

god damn, i think reading Hoppster's posts on pages 4 and 5 actually made me stupider

YOUR STUPID IS SO BAD IT MAY BE CONTAGIOUS AND SHOULD BE PLACED INTO A BIOMEDICAL WASTE BAG AND BURIED IN THE FUCKING DESERT

[kuribo]

He's probably town. Oh well, risks!!

how the hell did you guys let him get away with this crap?

no wagon analysis from yesterday?

oh, look, someone brings logic to this shitstorm

WE'LL HAVE NONE OF THAT IN THIS TOWN MISTER

[kuribo]

well it was obv the hammer was bad bit that doesn't necessarily mean scum. Scum aren't usually that daft

too stupid to be scum is not a valid defense

Sorry. I just had to do it.

LOLOLOLOLOL
VOTE: kad

ah, here we go. what the fuck is this? i mean, sure he was scummy for hammering, but from where i sit, your vote looks like bussing / easy mislynch. take your pick, really.

no

do you know how to play mafia

because I'm superobvtown this game

lay off the crackpipe, dude

I have scumhunted more than anybody else

I have more content than anybody else

I have made the only case of the game

I have a town wincon

So, yeah, preeeeeeeeeeeetty sure this is you being terrible.

all of these things are bold-faced lies

[kuribo]

also, you clealry haven't played with the SDC, I'm being called a dumbfuck in [redacted]

guess you won't be surprised if i call you a dumbfuck here, too

[kuribo]

not sure, im kinda waiting for the game to kick back up again. ill iso hoppster tomorrow if you dont make a case

what the fuck is this lurkshit? how the fuck is this guy still alive? "i won't provide content, so i might read unless someone makes a case for me" STOP FUCKING AROUND AND HELP (SUPPOSEDLY) YOUR TOWN

Hoppster, don't get number of posts confused with content. Big difference. I agree Hoppster has not been scumhutning. There is a bunch of spam there. But I mean, who has been scumhunting, other than VE who just replaced in? Why did you pick Hoppster VE?

here we go, finally someone who gets some town points. hell, i'll even give you a couple points toward letting you bang my sister

p-Edit: YES THERE IS SOME SPAM (I GET BORED BY MYSELF IN THIS THREAD SINCE SO MANY PEOPLE ARE :HAPPYLURKING:)

eh. i like to spam threads too, but the difference is that i don't fucking pretend it's content.

Actually I had a town read on you until this post. All that comes afterwards is just crap and needless aggression. Do you think yelling at people aka caps-bombarding them will stop them from voting you? Also you're not superobvtown just because you posted some reasoning within the first 3 pages of the game - in a D1 which lasted around 24 hours? So please stop hiding behind your wall of caps and do something useful, you know, just like a "superobvtown-player" would do.

some more good stuff.

but the thing is, fluff by itself isn't scummy. fluff for the sake of appearing as content is scummy. (hint, Hopp does both)

the difference between you and kad is that you posted your crappy reason in ALL CAPS while kad just said what you were thinking.VOTE: hoppster

holy shit, rainman speaks.

too bad he's bussing his partner who just had an emotional breakdown

[kuribo]

I wasn't sure what I would get tbqh (Fate would scream at me I'm doing reactionfishing wrong, but idrc).

I thought interesting stuff would happen - kad self-voting I considered, I expected at least a few people to strongly defend kad, etc, and I was just going to analyse it once it was there. (But, yeah, Magikarp used Splah! Nothing happened.)

I assumed your lack of elaboration was just because you understood what I was doing (and with the QUICKLYNCH NAO I couldn't have asked for better reaction-testing-stuffz from you to work with in combination either. REAL shame everybody decided to not post).

you know god damn well you weren't fucking reaction fishing.

Holy shit this game is devoid of posts.

I find it hard to read aggressive players (read VisceraEyes and Hoppster [although I've got a stronger town read on the latter]), so I'm focusing on another couple of players at the moment.

Firstly, Eijolend (TwistedSpoon). Most of what I find scummy here is TwistedSpoon's earlier play, rather that Eijolend's (although it's incredibly difficult to get a read on one post). Posts 87 and 89 are just him asking Hoppster what to do, and while Hopp was the only player really posting at that point, it's still "Oh I can't put forward an opinion of my own". Post 61 also feels off to me - pinkfloyd was on L-1 at day 3, TwistedSpoon says he's not sure he's scum, but leaves his vote on anyway (and, of course, kad hammers a few posts later).

Kad, kad, kad. That hammer. Half of my town read on Hoppster comes from his reaction to it, though, so it wasn't completely useless.
Still, I'd be completely up for a kad lynch.

redFF is weird, and he's been sheeping quite a bit. That said, nothing's jumped out to me as scummy.

Conman didn't really jump out at me at all, apart from him saying 'it's my first open game' in post 6, and not RVing until almost everybody else had. I've said I don't have a good read on VE, but honestly, people have actually been posting more since he came into the game. I'd rather lynch a lurker who I think's scum than a prolific poster who I think's scum.

Therefore, VOTE: Eijolend

Oh, and hi, Johhog!

Interesting. I myself am not very aggressive, being shy of using strong language. But why Eijo? His (one) post up to this point was at least decent.

[kuribo]

Hoppster is doing a lot of...AtE? If I'm using my terminology correctly. Dude. Stop trying to make a big deal about your contributions. Sure, maybe you've posted a bit more content than others, but face it. This game is a place void of activity and content.

Also, I may be wrong with what has been revealed here and all but doesn't town still not know the amount of scum there are? Why does Hoppster think there is 3 scum?

Do not see case of VE scum.

Johog better explain his reasoning because gut reads aren't cutting it for me.

This guy could win townie of the year for this bunch, since he's right about Hopp. But not about Johog, because, that would be fucking stupid.

And for the record I do not like kad. But he is V/LA for the moment and not much can be done about him.

oh bullshit, you can explain why you don't like him, but i doubt this bunch would read it.

Add clumsy rolefishing to the cases against VisceraEyes and Sky.

Bigger post this evening.

how the fuck is that rolefishing, you god damn semen salesman?

3 scum is the assumed amount though, and I would much rather assume 3 scum than 2 scum.

i'll do you one better and tell you that i assume everyone is possibly scum to me until they're confirmed by the mod, dead, or mentioned in my role PM

Yeah I noticed that too - but I think reducing hoppster's case purely to OMGUS is a bit too easy an approach from your side. He at least makes cases, that should be addressed.

no he fucking doesn't!

ve is still town and hoppster is still scum, ill remember this when vis flips town so i can laugh in your face like this:

this guy may be a tool, but at least his scumdar is dead on


or he's hoppster's scum buddy


i'm betting on the latter

[kuribo]

sigh since i know a hoppster lynch is not happening today with this town and hoppsters dick is so far down johhog's throat all he can do is post image macros

VOTE: visceraeyes

we lynch hoppster tomorrow

unless ve is scum, then i dunno lol

and NOW we fucking come to the scummy part.

you JUST FUCKING SAID hoppster was scum and VE was town.

this post, this post RIGHT FUCKING HERE is bullshit of the HIGHEST FUCKING ORDER

blatant, gross fucking hopping onto the easiest wagon.

i'd bet my left fucking nut at this point that red is scum.

Why do you want to lynch town?

unless you think you've found some serious breadcrumb, you really need to get your head out of your ass. (especially since if you watch them lynch me today, scum's going to kill you tonight, but hey, what the fuck do i know right)

Also, you can't have speed lynches AND expect quality content and scumhunting. Might as well place my vote for now, Hoppster as scum is sounding better.
VOTE: Hoppster

this actually might be bussing scum

no, that's what you were doing earlier.

I definitely don't like redFF's fishing for a claim here - that was really bad. The dramatically compromising on a lynch target achieves nothing - we have frickin' 3-week-days!
UNVOTE:
VOTE: redFF

interesting, did you just distance? are you their partner? can't blame you, i'd back the fuck away from redscum too

In all fairness, red has been playing almost exclusively on a site that has 48 hour days. He's also pretty decent. I'm going to give him time before I commit a vote.

viscera, if you're reading this, even though i replaced you, you're a god damn idiot.

pretty decent?


WHEN IS HE GONNA FUCKING SHOW THAT HERE

i think hes scum, but ive put forward a case and all i got is lolbad and its pretty clear that this town won't lynch him today...

i'd rather lynch you, since you thought he was SO FUCKING TOWN before and now the winds change and "O SHIT SCUM"

UNVOTE: VOTE: redFFLikely scum with VisceraEyes. I'm not buying that Doctor claim at all, but it's probably better to wait until late-game/mass-claim situations to start whittling down the scum in the claimed PRs.

what he's really saying is "oh shit, i better kick red to the curb, and besides I can just kill VE tonight since no one can protect the doctor but if i advocate lynching it, they'll know i'm scummy mcfuckingscummerson"