Post Restriction Mafia MEGA - It's Over!

[Glork]

To clarify: If any of us thought the other quackers were in any way bogus, we would have said so and gotten them lynched by now. Think, man, before you ask in-thread.

[Twomz]

I'm sorry Glork you're just...

OHHHHHH Stapler! It's so light, plasticy and maroony. But, it's not as good as Milton's Stapler... nope, that it is not.

...always a freaken mason.

[draygn_mage]

Hello all, good to see that we are reconvened. Let us hope that all of the guilty parties are as easily rattled and found as the late TMH. Due to previous cases, I would like to present a question to our quaking compadres. Do your role PM's specifically state that your brother ducks are all townie-aligned? I ask because we all know how easy it is to slip a wolf amongst the sheep and let him hide until it is too late. I would also like to caution members of the jury not to answer for the witnesses.

[ChannelDelibird]

Hello all, good to see that we are reconvened. Let us hope that all of the guilty parties are as easily rattled and found as the late TMH. Due to previous cases, I would like to present a question to our quaking compadres. Do your role PM's specifically state that your brother ducks are all townie-aligned? I ask because we all know how easy it is to slip a wolf amongst the sheep and let him hide until it is too late. I would also like to caution members of the jury not to answer for the witnesses.

That's a dangerous quacktion to ask in the wording you used there, but the flavour for my role makes it very unlikely indeed that the other two quackers are not pro-town. Quacking news indeed.

[Glork]

I asked the mod for clarification, and the mod confirmed that my fellow quackers are in fact pro-town. (Though I suggest they do the same, just to get the same clarification about the players and about myself.)

Fourth time being a Mason in the past 4 months -- don't worry, DM, I'm well familiar with proper Mason practicies. It's just too bad that NOT BEING OUTED EARLY is one of those, and Twomz seem to blow that to hell.

I'm seriously considering writing a Mason's Handbook so that people can learn how to play as -- and with -- masons most effectively.

[Nightfall]

Vote: Themanhimself
Unvote
Vote: stikey

Quack.

Glares

at Twomz....

@ draygn_mage Yes we are town.

@Silent Speaker, So what did your hammer do if anything?

[Machiavellian-Mafia]

Dudo que este sea un gambito grande de la mafia. También stikey defendió themanhimself ayer en mensaje numero 34, ese mensaje es más o menos suspechoso, voy a

votar a stikey

[Yosarian2]

Why are masons voting stikey?
Something they see I don not see?
I still don't like Twomz's claim of townie.

Fos:him

outing mason is frownie.

[draygn_mage]

Thank you gentlemen, you may step down as I have no further questions at this time. Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I submit that these ducks are either townie aligned or indeed scum with elephantitus of the testicles.

[armlx]

Vote Stickey

Not to wagon, but defending people who are obviously scum........

[Glork]

I'd be quacking Twomz right now, if I were allowed to....

[stikey]

I'll attempt to smurf M-M's post (I haven't taken Spanish in almost a decade, so pardon any mistakes):

"I doubt that this is a big gambit for the mafia. Also, Stikey defended themanhimself yesterday in Post Number 34, that post is more or less suspicious, I will vote: stikey".

For everyone's sake, I'll quote Post Number 34:

I have to agree with tmh. In the previous version of Post Restriction, scum didn't have restrictions; they smurfed them up themselves. I find it incredibly smurfy that someone would actually have a Spanish-only restriction and wouldn't be making it up.

Also, I'd be shocked if both CD and Nixame were ducks. It seems more likely to me that one of them is smurfing having that restriction.

Anyway, I found it odd that the ducks voted for me, but it was only a random vote (and presumably, all of the ducks do indeed have to smurf together). M-M, on the other hand (assuming I smurfed his post correctly) is using some pretty flaky excuses to smurf on this early Stikeywagon. The kicker here is that I never defended tmh in Post 34; I did agree, however, with tmh that M-M's restriction was smurfy.

Bigtime

FOS:M-M

for this doozy.

[Tamuz]

Dudo que este sea un gambito grande de la mafia. También stikey defendió themanhimself ayer en mensaje numero 34, ese mensaje es más o menos suspechoso, voy a

votar a stikey

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I douwt that this may be a big gambit of the mafia. Awso stikey defended tmh yestewday in message numbew 34, this message is mowe o wess suspicious. I am going to vote Stikey

You my good siw, seem to just be wooking for any weason to vote someone. One post of defense isn't enough to vote anothew pewson, unwess they fuww mafia cwaim. It was day 1, statisticawwy there wiww be peopwe defending othews. I dunno, I just think you are pushing it too much to find a vote.

vote: Machivewwian Mafia

[Tamuz]

Oh and about the testicwes of the qwuackews. They may have been fowced into being open by the mod so, we may have to think about that wather than if they are big bawwed mafia.
I'm concewed about them being a cuwt ow a wimited cuwt. Ow that they awe aww wying about their cowwective westwiction because they saw is wast time. I don't know what to do about them yet, but before the end game we wiww need to check the mafia.

[Glork]

Oh and about the testicwes of the qwuackews. They may have been fowced into being open by the mod so, we may have to think about that wather than if they are big bawwed mafia.

We weren't forced into being open by the mod. We were just given similar/same post restrictions.

I'm concewed about them being a cuwt ow a wimited cuwt.

Please explain to me the logic behind ducks being a cult. Unless you propose that we are some kind of crazy quacking mutant duck scientists, I'm not really sure how that would work.

Ow that they awe aww wying about their cowwective westwiction because they saw is wast time. I don't know what to do about them yet, but before the end game we wiww need to check the mafia.

...or not?
So what you're saying is that we would have all willingly faked the same post restriction in the hopes of setting up a Mason claim that would not be countered in any way, despite the fact that we'd have no information whatsoever as to whether there could be another Masongroup. As ashamed as I am to admit it, I do not have that kind of testicular fortitude.
And I'm pretty sure that my predecessor, Nixame, doesn't have testicles at all. So "testicular fortitude" is completely out of the question with regards to her!

Did I quack already? QUACK!

[Nightfall]

I'd be quacking Twomz right now, if I were allowed to....

Quack!

[Tamuz]

Oh and about the testicwes of the qwuackews. They may have been fowced into being open by the mod so, we may have to think about that wather than if they are big bawwed mafia.

We weren't forced into being open by the mod. We were just given similar/same post restrictions.

Weww that exactwy it. Youw westwiction made it come out in the open.

[the silent speaker]

Since the scum are, as Glork said, almost certainly faking restrictions, th obvious next step is to see who doesn't seem to have one. Armlx is the obvious one to come to mind -- check his posts and tell me if

you

see evidence of one. ID also has no obvious restriction, but his second overall post reads like it has seen a ruthless copy editor, so I am more willing to believe that there's something there I'm missing.

There is some evidence that Twomz is theman's partner; aside from his premature townie claim yesterday, when tmh compiled his ill-fated list of "suspects," he complained that tda's stuttering was "too obvious to be believable," but Twomz's distractability was "believable enough".
Also consider this exchange (post subjects 54 and 55):
Twomz: When I recieved my PM of my pirate talking restriction on the first game, GL included a link to an online pirate tran...slator. I'm sure it would be even easier to find a spanish one... [restriction snipped]
tmh: Hmmm.. also logical. The prosecution requests a moment to rethink our stand on certain issues.

Not too many people defended tmh after he started to go down. Most significant was this from thedocsalive:

Um...is it r-really a good idea t-to express suspicions this early in t-the g-game based solely on post r-restrictions?

There's probably more linking tmh to Twomz than to tda, but that doesn't prevent tda from being nonallied scum who also is faking his restriction.

This post from Vaughn... well, see for yourself.

vote: themanhimself Sounds like a good bandwagon.
I haven't read any of the posts, i'll get back to you all later.

Having

not read any posts,

he judges the bandwagon good? To say nothing of the absence of any evident restrictions in the post! This looks seriously like sucm grabbing an opportunity to get a nonally killed.

On to day 2, what there is of it.
[qutoe="Twomz"]Errr I suppose the other Duo Killer is the one who "drew and quartered" Pinky. Although I'd think draw and quartered was a mafia kill, and arson was a SK kill (which is what i'm assuming "duo killer's" are).[/quote]
Considering that tmh had drawing-and-quartering plans in his house, I'd say it's pretty damn obvious the drawing and quartering was done by his scum buddy.

But, I think finding mafia (there's probably just one group, which makes it harder to lynch them) is more important right now... any leads?

Especially in light of the speaker, this sounds like someone desperately trying to shunt attention to the other group and away from his own.

Twomz's next post (post subject 146)... good Lord what a ruthless fish job. Draygn_mage in post subject 152 is pretty wormy, too.

Yosarian:

Why are masons voting stikey?

I think they have to vote together, or chain their votes or something. Something along those lines was mentioned day 1.

Nightfall:

@Silent Speaker, So what did your hammer do if anything?

You're quackcleared, but don't you think it's just a

little

premature to be letting that out in the open?

Vote: Twomz

the duo killer.

FOS: Vaughn, dragn_mage, armlx.

[Glork]

I'd be quacking Twomz right now, if I were allowed to....

Quack!

Hint, hint, wink wink, quack, quack... yaknow what I mean?


By the way, I just got home from actually feeding real ducks in my own back yard. (I live on a lake.) It was quite cool, and it reminded me of this game. (:

[Nightfall]

@ Silent: Not really, keeping in mind that you are on the list of people without obvious restrictions.

I'm mainly interested in whether you can prove in anyway that your hammer did something, or if we will have to take you on your quacking word.

[Tamuz]

You know you've been pwaying too much mafia when

huhuhuhh

[the silent speaker]

Well, maybe you should recheck that list. You included at least two people with visible if subtle restrictions, possibly three, and you left out at least one without clear evidence of one: Vaughn. (Granted, Der Hammer, armlx, and indjinn need to post more before we can be sure of them, but still.) I wouldn't want to lynch anyone, even armlx, on the grounds of restrictionlessness alone at this point. Such a ruthless reliance on restrictions helps only the scum.

As far as taking me at my word goes... I never said today that my hammering did something, past tense, so there's no word to take. Maybe it did and maybe it didn't, and maybe I know and maybe I don't, but you're essentially pushing me for a claim on day 2 under little pressure, and I can see no way that helps anyone other than the scum. In my own opinion I exposed quite enough of my role yesterday with what I

did

reveal.

[Vaughn]

vote: the silent speaker

[riktus]

I never said today that my hammering did something, past tense, so there's no word to take.

No, btu yseterday yuo sed:

Worry no more, because triggering something is exactly what I hope to do.

I gain a little something if I am hammering ruthless scum.

FOS: the silent speaker

fer inconssistency, altough i asume it wsa a chanc of trigering someting,adn i dnot thnik we r shure if teh hamma wsa on scumm or SK, adn i dnot wnat to presure fer a roll clame as yett.

Im ubber busi at teh momment wit thessis, so wnot be in a posishun to posst mutch fer a fyew dayz.

[Twomz]

1)

vote, stickey

Seems like a good plan for now.

SHOW ME POTATO SALAD... actually, don't. I don't really like potato salad. But, I do like family fued.

2) Riktus... Igmeou... My gut tells me your restriction is made up.