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Post Post #1700 (ISO) » Mon Jun 04, 2012 5:31 pm

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Turn 78 Resolution


jmj3000: 5-1 = 4


After a short time, jmj3000 feels the elevator stop and the movement of air as the doors open. As he is carried, he catches glimpses of blueish hallways with large ducts at the ceiling and drains in the floor before he is carried through an airlock-like chamber into a frigid room. The commander says something to his troops, then presses a button which opens a two-foot-square panel on the stainless steel wall, from which a seven-foot-long slab slides out. The grunts place jmj3000's body on the slab, which is then retracted when the commander pushes a second button. As it locks back in place, the panel closes.

A moment later, jmj3000 can hear the aliens leaving the room. Shortly after, the lights turn out.

theamatuer: 4

JDGA: 2

Katty Bard: 6


theamatuer fashions a simple tripwire from a pair of shoelaces, placing it across the doorway. Improvising, he grabs several cups from the kitchen and wedges pairs of knifes business end up in each of them. After placing them about a meter behind the tripwire, he stands back to admire his urban Punji sticks. He then retreats to the kitchen, using a small mirror to watch the front door from around the corner.

JDGA carefully extricates himself from the pile of boxes and combs the rest of the closet. He finds nothing but some old clothing.

Katty Bard checks the exterior windows of the apartment, trying to find another way out. She finds an old fire escape outside. Grabbing a chair, she breaks the glass and climbs out onto the metal staircase. Katty Bard barely takes a step before the rusted bolts give way, and the staircase separates from the wall and tumbles to the ground. She manages to grab onto the windowsill, but there are no footholds for her feet on the smooth brick wall.

Back in the apartment hallway, the first alien barges through the unlocked door with the other two in tow. Its leading foot catches on the tripwire, and it falls forward onto the steak knives. Several pierce through its clothing and skin, puncturing its internal organs. It bleeds out within seconds, letting its rifle fall to the ground. The other two scream in dismay and begin raking the apartment with un-aimed fire. theamatuer lies low in the kitchen, safe from the frenzied shooting. JDGA and Katty Bard, down the hall, are unaffected.

Mist7676: 4


Mist7676 tumbles off the bucking mecha for her pistol and picks it up. Above her, the mecha continues to spin, its back hatch flapping wildly. She rolls across the ground away from it, sits up on one knee, and takes careful aim. Her first two shots glance harmlessly off the back of the machine. The third strikes the alien in the left shoulder; the mecha spasms, the left arm dangling loosely and the tail thrashing. Mist7676 takes advantage of its plight to stand, preparing to take more shots at the alien.

Mist7676's Browning now has 6 rounds left.


Spoiler: Turn 79 Actions
1. jmj3000: Escape the Morgue.

2. theamatuer: kill the aliens and steal their guns.

3. JDGA: Help out Katty.

4. Katty Bard: Attempt to climb back in the window, praying to the bacon gods for success.

5. Mist7676: Being Cautious Of The Back Door, Aim To Kill.


Turn 79 Deadline: (expired on 2012-06-12 00:30:54)
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Post Post #1701 (ISO) » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:09 pm

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Well, shoot. Any advice for what next?
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Post Post #1702 (ISO) » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:13 pm

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you should kill the aliens and steal their guns.
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Post Post #1703 (ISO) » Mon Jun 04, 2012 6:30 pm

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Damn... I played dead TOO well...

Escape the Morgue
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Post Post #1704 (ISO) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:17 am

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In post 1703, jmj3000 wrote:Damn... I played dead TOO well...

Escape the Morgue

I don't know if you noticed, but you still have that -1...
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Post Post #1705 (ISO) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:18 am

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hey JDGA, wanna team up against them?
kill the aliens and steal their guns
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Post Post #1706 (ISO) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:57 am

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How high up is the window?
It's pronounced "Kstyy"
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Post Post #1707 (ISO) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 7:56 am

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Your apartment is on the second (and top) floor - subject to theplague42's veto, I'm going to assume that the first floor is above ground level and say 15 feet to the ground and 12 to the remains of the fire escape below you.
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Post Post #1708 (ISO) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 1:47 pm

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Oh shit...

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Post Post #1709 (ISO) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 3:26 pm

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Wait... How did I get the -1 again? I forgot how, and have just been playing on without considering it.
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Post Post #1710 (ISO) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 4:14 pm

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In post 1580, Packbat wrote:
Turn 72 Resolution


jmj3000: 6

Mist7676: 1


jmj3000 continues standing idly on the fire escape as Mist7676 descends to ground level. He therefore entirely fails to see the aliens burst into the room behind him until they open fire, blowing the windows to smithereens around him.

jmj3000 has been shot. He will be at -1 until he is patched. He is also completely exposed to enemy fire.
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Post Post #1711 (ISO) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 5:28 pm

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urk...
Attempt to climb back in the window, praying to the bacon gods for success
It's pronounced "Kstyy"
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Post Post #1712 (ISO) » Tue Jun 05, 2012 8:39 pm

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Run away from the bullet sounds, preferably in whatever direction Katty went
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Post Post #1713 (ISO) » Wed Jun 06, 2012 4:14 am

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In post 1712, JDGA wrote:
Run away from the bullet sounds, preferably in whatever direction Katty went

Do you mean "out the window she is currently climbing back in through"?
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Post Post #1714 (ISO) » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:01 pm

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No, towards the window

(I'm assuming we're in different rooms)
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Post Post #1715 (ISO) » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:40 pm

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Once again, theplague42 has the right to veto, but what I was imagining was a pretty small apartment (based pretty much directly on a friend's): front door opens to the living room/dining room, there's a kitchen to the left at the far wall, nearer the door is a hallway leading to a room on the left (the office), a room on the right (the bathroom), and a room at the end (the bedroom). And Katty Bard jumped out the bedroom window.
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Post Post #1716 (ISO) » Wed Jun 06, 2012 3:46 pm

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In which case
Go to the bedroom, or help out Katty if I'm already there
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Post Post #1717 (ISO) » Thu Jun 07, 2012 10:12 am

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In post 1716, JDGA wrote:In which case
Go to the bedroom, or help out Katty if I'm already there
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"Help out Katty" it is.


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Post Post #1718 (ISO) » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:08 pm

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Turn 79 Resolution


jmj3000: 4-1 = 3


jmj3000 pushes down with his feet in an attempt to open the panel. It rocks back and forth a bit, but it will not open. He braces himself, raises both legs, and double-kicks the panel sharply. A metallic snap echoes throughout the room as the panel pops open. jmj3000 slides out of the space into the room. Around him he sees more panels with buttons beside them. He looks around the only door in the room for a handle or keypad, but finds nothing. When he steps directly in front of it, he feels the floor shift slightly, and the doors quietly slide open. He steps outside as the doors close behind him.

He finds himself walking for some distance down the hallway before he reaches another door. Again, as he stands before it, he feels the floor shift and sees the doors open. Inside, he finds rows of surprisingly-large pens, containing a wide variety of terrestrial lifeforms, some living, some dead, sorted roughly in size order.

Toward the "large" end of the room, he finds the human pen.

"Hey!" yells one of the inhabitants, a giant, powerfully-built man. Another, who had been hunched over a body on the ground, leaps to his feet, and the pair of them bang on the door as jmj3000 runs over.

"How do I open it?" jmj3000 yells.

"Left," says the smaller man. "A meter off the ground, there's a square panel that slides horizontally away from the door."

A moment later, the door opens.

"Yeah," the small man continues as he walks out, "it's the same kind of door opener as they have in my dimension."

jmj3000 blinks, and glances at the giant, who is just bending over to get through the door.

"It's not worth arguing about," the giant says. "AcRv's okay - he saved my life. And speaking of names, I'm izakthegoomba. You?"

"jmj3000."

"A pleasure. Now, did you manage to sneak in any weapons?"

"Oh, yeah", jmj3000 says. "They thought I was dead, so they didn't strip me. I'm almost out of bullets, though."

"Well, they got my rifle and my regular sidearm, but they missed my James Bond special, here," says izakthegoomba, pulling out a Walther PPK briefly, "so I've got six shots unless you have some .380 ACP...? No? All right, then. Let's deal."

izakthegoomba and AcRv have joined the game.


theamatuer: 6


The aliens stop firing after a moment. After some chirping and growling at each other, they edge into the room, one turning to cover the hallway while the other continues towards the kitchen.

theamatuer, seeing the opportunity to fight them separately, sweeps quickly around the corner and darts up with one of the remaining steak knives, catching the nearer alien in the neck. As it gurgles and the other attempts to sweep its gun around to catch him, theamatuer evades the falling body and dives in, slicing the throat of the other as well, and casually catching its weapon as it collapses.

Examining it, theamatuer determines the likely location of the trigger, safety, magazine, and magazine release; he then attempts to test-fire it.

Whereupon he discovers its anti-theft mode.

theamatuer is twitching on the ground from a major electrical shock. He will be at -1 next turn.


JDGA: 6

Katty Bard: 4


Hearing the fire escape collapse under Katty Bard, JDGA rushes over to the window to help. Grabbing her by the arm, he manages to help her get her head through the window - thereby allowing her to use
him
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"Ow, Katty, you're squi-ishing me against
the windowsill, I can't breathe...
"

After scrambling through, Katty Bard turns around and helps JDGA back inside, where he collapses against the wall.

JDGA will be at -1 next round for lack of breath.


Mist7676: 2


Mist7676 continues firing at the alien but its erratic motions make it difficult for her to score a hit. A couple of her shells glance off the open door but the alien suffers no more injuries. The mecha continues to thrash around, its left arm dangling awkwardly.

Mist7676's Browning is now empty.


Spoiler: Turn 79 Actions
1. jmj3000: GET HELP PATCHING MYSELF UP.

2. izakthegoomba: Guard AcRv and and jmj as they patch jmj up.

3. AcRv: Help patch up jmj3000 [and look at the various animals near us].

4. theamatuer: twitch towards windowsill with guns.

5. JDGA: Search for stuff.

6. Katty Bard: find moar weapons, preferably shooty things.

7. Mist7676: Search around the area.


Turn 80 Deadline: (expired on 2012-06-17 02:06:41)
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Post Post #1719 (ISO) » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:24 pm

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BAH
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Post Post #1720 (ISO) » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:32 pm

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:|
I'll wait for Katty to check in first.
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Post Post #1721 (ISO) » Sat Jun 09, 2012 7:43 pm

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Hmm... what other life forms are in those enclosures?

Actually, let me figure that out myself

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Post Post #1722 (ISO) » Sat Jun 09, 2012 8:40 pm

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GET HELP PATCHING MYSELF UP
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Post Post #1723 (ISO) » Sat Jun 09, 2012 9:44 pm

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Oh, right, I might want to help with that first in case I find something dangerous and accidentally set it loose...

Change action: Help patch up jmj3000


Next round I'll find something to ride on... is it a free action to look at the various animals near us? If so I do that too.
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Post Post #1724 (ISO) » Sun Jun 10, 2012 4:19 am

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In post 1723, AcRv wrote:Oh, right, I might want to help with that first in case I find something dangerous and accidentally set it loose...

Change action: Help patch up jmj3000


Next round I'll find something to ride on... is it a free action to look at the various animals near us? If so I do that too.

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