Roll to Dodge: Zombie Apocalypse!

[Katty Bard]

hay I'm not THAT fat D;

okay so...blarg.

find moar weapons, preferably shooty things

[Packbat]

BAH

twitch towards windowsill with guns

I'm not quite sure I understand your intentions, here - do you mean you'll pick up the guns and move towards JDGA and Katty Bard?

[Mist7676]

Search around the area

[izakthegoomba]

Guard AcRv and and jmj as they patch jmj up

Mist, your sig shrinks every time I see you...

[izakthegoomba]

Also, I just realised playing a gun-wielding character was probably a stupid move. D:

[theamatuer]

BAH

twitch towards windowsill with guns

I'm not quite sure I understand your intentions, here - do you mean you'll pick up the guns and move towards JDGA and Katty Bard?

yes

[Mist7676]

Guard AcRv and and jmj as they patch jmj up

Mist, your sig shrinks every time I see you...

I had been forced to shorten it. But I have grown apart from it plus my last one was a HELP WANTED which was filled...

The YAWI (current) is always there unless I need the space for something else.

[JDGA]

Search for stuff

[Packbat]

Rolling dice.

[theplague42]

Just a quick heads-up, I'm leaving this Friday and won't be back home until the first week of August. We're continuing the game but due to my limited access the resolution times will most likely drop significantly. When I get back in August everything will be back to normal. Sorry for any annoyance!

[Mist7676]

Oh okay have fun!

Assuming you are going on a vacation...

[theplague42]

Oh okay have fun!

Assuming you are going on a vacation...

Vacation/mentorship/NASS/relatives. Classes start three days after I get back.

[Packbat]

Turn 80 Resolution

jmj3000: 4-1 = 3

izakthegoomba: 1

AcRv: 1

AcRv helps jmj3000 sit down as izakthegoomba heads out to watch the door, weapon at the ready. AcRv peels back the bottom of jmj3000's pants, searching for the source of the bleeding. He finds a bullet hole in jmj3000's right calf.

"Ok, it looks like the bullet passed clean through, which is good. That you've been running around on this leg is not so good. Let me see if I can find a bandage. Hold your hand here."

jmj3000 grunts in pain as he applies pressure to his wound. AcRv scans the room, but sees nothing that may work as a bandage. Instead, he tears jmj3000's pants leg at the knee and wraps it tightly around the bullet hole before sneaking over to izakthegoomba.

"It doesn't look too bad, but he won't be running sprints on it anytime soon. How's the hallway looking?"

"Nothing yet. How soon can you move him?"

"Right now, if we need..." AcRv begins to say, when a shot rings out.

Inside

the room.

jmj3000 is hiding inside the cage from an alien who had just approached from the opposite direction. He has one bullet remaining in his Beretta. He continues to be at -1 for all actions.

theamatuer: 3-1=2

JDGA: 3-1=2

Katty Bard: 5

With the current alien threat gone, JDGA and Katty Bard continue to search for useful supplies in the apartment. In the closet in the office, JDGA finds a long gun case but is unable to open the lock. He drags it into the main hallway and goes to find a hammer to break it open. He comes back to find Katty Bard smacking a 30-round magazine into an AR-15. "Hey, that was mine," he starts to protest.

Katty Bard flashes a grin at him. "Finders-keeper! The key was lying right next to it, silly! How do I look?" She dons a bandolier filled with five extra magazines.

In the next room, theamatuer attempts to move but his muscles are still contracted from the electrical shock. Fortunately, the effect will soon fade with no long-term effects.

Katty Bard is now carrying an AR-15 with a loaded 30-round magazine and five other 30-round magazines on a bandolier.

Mist7676: 6

Figuring a gun is next to useless when empty, Mist7676 pockets her pistol and runs away from the mecha. She turns onto the next street, looking for any places of interest. Instead, she finds a large alien patrol marching down the street with weapons raised, presumably going to the aid of the injured mecha-driver. The alien on point notices her and, raising his weapon, fires several shots at her. They sail above her head as she dives behind a metal lamp-post. The lead alien motions to the others, who spread out across the street and take cover where they can.

Spoiler: Turn 81 Actions

1. jmj3000: Wait for the alien to pass by, then choke it out.

2. izakthegoomba:

Launch myself at the alien and pummel it to death/unconsciousness/whatever.

If the alien has seen me: surrender with AcRv, but be ready to charge it just after jmj grabs it; if not: move in with jmj and try to kill it.

3. AcRv: Slowly place my black wii remote at my feet, and say "I am now unarmed. We surrender. Take us to your leader" so the alien will be concerned with taking us to his leader and not be ready for an unexpected strangling.

4. theamatuer: Give JDGA telekinetic abilities.

5. JDGA: Spontaneously gain telekinetic abilities.

6. Katty Bard: Start looking for a good vantage point from which to pewpew aliens.

7. Mist7676: Go inside the nearest building without being seen.

Turn 81 Deadline: (expired on 2012-06-19 15:51:21)

[izakthegoomba]

Do we know what kind of alien this is? In particular, would taking it down without using my gun be a viable approach?

[theamatuer]

go to where JDGA and katty are

[theplague42]

Do we know what kind of alien this is? In particular, would taking it down without using my gun be a viable approach?

It's one of the gray-colored ones that the others have seen. You are a pretty big, fit guy so you definitely have a fighting chance.

[izakthegoomba]

Launch myself at the alien and pummel it to death/unconsciousness/whatever

[Mist7676]

FUCK.

Go inside the nearest building without being seen

.

[Packbat]

go to where JDGA and katty are

They're twenty feet away - that's a free action.

[JDGA]

Right, I give up on finding a weapon.

Spontaneously gain telekinetic abilities

[theamatuer]

Give JDGA telekinetic abilities

[jmj3000]

Wait for the alien to pass by, then choke it out.

[AcRv]

Hey, Izak, if jmj is going to strangle that thing it's best we raise our arms and say "take me to your leader" so it'll advance on us SLOWLY, giving jmj a better chance at killing the thing with that -1 penalty.

Action: Slowly place my black wii remote at my feet, and say "I am now unarmed. We surrender. Take us to your leader" so the alien will be concerned with taking us to his leader and not be ready for an unexpected strangling

Unless either of you object?

[izakthegoomba]

Um, ok.

Amended actions:

If the alien has seen me: surrender with AcRv, but be ready to charge it just after jmj grabs it

If not: move in with jmj and try to kill it

[Katty Bard]

HAHAAH

Start looking for a good vantage point from which to pewpew aliens